CHEATING HUBBY IS STUCK UP
FOUR FACES CHARGES FOR GLUING MAN'S PENIS TO STOMACH

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/news/nationalnews/cheating_hubby_is_stuck_up_182927.htm

WAUSAU, Wis. -- A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover's quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

:weird:

~aViking

What a stud.

I went to the article seeking pictures, knowing what I would find. They did not disappoint. Yeesh.

http://personales.ya.com/darkgotcha/blog/270907/pwned-facekick.jpg


Deserved it, too. Way to go, Ashley Madison.

I went to the article seeking pictures, knowing what I would find. They did not disappoint. Yeesh.

I take it you do not find those women attractive?

In other news... Four Wisconsin women were recently unglued from a buffet table.

I take it you do not find those women attractive?

I think Sgt. Hartman said it best (and I'm paraphrasing):

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/images/hartman/hartman-008.jpg

"You women are so ugly, you could be modern art masterpieces"

In other news... Four Wisconsin women were recently unglued from a buffet table.

YouTube - Richard's buffet prank call

He definitely had a "type"; funny as hell gluing his dick to his stomach. Hope they get a jury with a sense of humor :)

lover's quadrangle

Wouldn't that be a...square? :scratch:

Wouldn't that be a...square? :scratch:
doesn't sound as HOT!

YouTube - Richard's buffet prank call (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOB4j3D_mD0)

I started to play it, but it looked like Richard was trying to blow me.

I started to play it, but it looked like Richard was trying to blow me.

that wouldn't be totally out of character...:dontknow:

In other news... Four Wisconsin women were recently unglued from a buffet table.

:giggle:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Therese_Ziemann.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Michelle_Belliveau.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Wendy_sewell.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Michelle_Belliveau.jpg

"What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 40,000!!"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Therese_Ziemann.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Michelle_Belliveau.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Wendy_sewell.jpg

OOOOF!

Looks like he has a "Type"

:eek:

I lived in Wausau when I was a little kid, this makes me even happier my parents moved to the Pacific Northwest.

OOOOF!

Looks like he has a "Type"

:eek:

Yeah. It's called low-hanging fruit.

Stuck on you, got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose, guess I'm on my way.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/photos/Michelle_Belliveau.jpg

Wasn't she in 'So, I Married an Axe Murderer.." ? :dontknow:

hooofff, those are some hideous creatures.

wasnt this dialogue from the movie Resevoir Dogs?

I realize everyone's having fun with this, but if some guy superglued some woman's clit to her taint, there would be some giant witch hunt to castrate him.

I hope the judge throws the fucking book at these bitches.

I don't care what kind of sleaze bag he was as a boyfriend, mutiliation or attempted mutiliation deserves some serious punishment.

Woops :jj: