View Full Version : How to make the Howard Stern show shittier?


philivey
09-04-2009, 09:42 PM
I don't think you can.


:(

Mr Fantastic
09-04-2009, 09:42 PM
Craptacular III

Smell Muhfinger
09-04-2009, 09:53 PM
A "Try and get a second rate celebrity to call in to the show" contest. :erm:

philivey
09-04-2009, 09:55 PM
A "Try and get a second rate celebrity to call in to the show" contest. :erm:


You are correct, sir!

$cott$inc
09-04-2009, 10:08 PM
the words: 'west coast correspondent' spring to mind...

Oscar Wilde
09-04-2009, 10:11 PM
Sal and Richard phony phone call marathon.

DeweyOxberger
09-04-2009, 10:18 PM
Sal and Richard phony phone call marathon.

the words: 'west coast correspondent' spring to mind...

Yeah, these ideas would do it.

Perkoff
09-04-2009, 11:24 PM
I don't think you can.


:(

Howard calls in sick and asks Jon Hein or Gary to fill in for him.

Know what I mean?

NotknomKonm
09-04-2009, 11:25 PM
Live shows on Friday

STFUNOOB
09-04-2009, 11:58 PM
Its not humanly possible. They already reached the pinnacle of shittyness. Havent listened to the show the past few months though so im not sure, maybe they actually broke the scale and the show got even shittier during that time.

Does anybody even listen to that piece of shit show anymore?

macheson
09-05-2009, 12:01 AM
2 words: MORE ZITO

Sleep
09-05-2009, 12:04 AM
I don't think you can.


:(Wow you sir are a clever one!!!
Did you come up with that zinger by yourself?
So the show is shitty, yet you still post on a fan site?
Is your life that sad?
Tell your mom to make ya a hotpocket while you think up the next gem you are gonna drop on us, genius.
Back to the basement(or batcave or man lair or whatever you call that pussyless fortress that you spend all your time in).
Cheers buddy!!!!

otterotterotter
09-05-2009, 12:40 AM
Mike Walker every day

Chucky O'Hara
09-05-2009, 01:38 AM
ANYthing unfunny wretched Benjy Bronk makes me cancel in droves and tell my friends!

Kinski
09-05-2009, 01:43 AM
Wow you sir are a clever one!!!
Did you come up with that zinger by yourself?
So the show is shitty, yet you still post on a fan site?
Is your life that sad?
Tell your mom to make ya a hotpocket while you think up the next gem you are gonna drop on us, genius.
Back to the basement(or batcave or man lair or whatever you call that pussyless fortress that you spend all your time in).
Cheers buddy!!!!

http://www.geekalerts.com/u/sheep-stool.jpg

Pervis
09-05-2009, 01:46 AM
Is it possible to have Howard care less about the show at this point?

mingmen
09-05-2009, 02:00 AM
"music special"

Beethoven
09-05-2009, 02:14 AM
Artie falling asleep for the 87th time.

Modane
09-05-2009, 02:15 AM
they could incoporate some of the suggestions made on here that would supposedly make it better, but will actually make it shittier.

two1four
09-05-2009, 02:20 AM
more beth, more beth, more beth!!! please please please.

did u know that she's a super-model?!

Torico
09-05-2009, 02:59 AM
More porn star interviews, same questions same responses.

assbowl
09-05-2009, 03:13 AM
Miss Howard TV of the Week.

DeweyOxberger
09-05-2009, 03:15 AM
they could incoporate some of the suggestions made on here that would supposedly make it better, but will actually make it shittier.Oh, could they incoporate them? Could they? Howard could smear shit on the mike and you would call it platinum. Crawl back into the unventilated hole your parents pay for, virgin phone operator.

EthelsGrandson
09-05-2009, 03:57 AM
How about crushing the individuality and morale of even the lowliest of your employees, such as Shuli and Lisa G, by hypocritically trying to remove ego from their reporting so that your "news department" will be a joke in exactly the way you intended. And you think Jackie is a hack...

NineFromFylth
09-05-2009, 04:42 AM
More vapid Lisa G.

JakeDog
09-05-2009, 05:21 AM
Longer commercial breaks with even shittier advertisers (if that's possible)

Syrus
09-05-2009, 05:37 AM
Even more Joan Rivers interviews.

Dick Fitzwell
09-05-2009, 05:38 AM
More porn star interviews, same questions same responses.

Sounds just like another Beetlejuice appearance.

newmark99
09-05-2009, 05:41 AM
Go to an All Robins's News show.

mattyfishrip197
09-05-2009, 06:09 AM
more vacation time more commericals a two dollar rise in price, while on vacation..oh that would be the berries

Tony Dildo
09-05-2009, 06:19 AM
Play only the old shows that you dumb-fucks pine for.

TruckdriverRick
09-05-2009, 06:33 AM
more beth, more beth, more beth!!! please please please.

did u know that she's a super-model?!
and dont forget she DOESN'T want to be famous!!!:cool:

Dream Theater69
09-05-2009, 06:40 AM
Go to an All Robins's News show.


I used to enjoy the news segment of the show in the 80s -90s era of the show because the whole team were fully engaged in making fun of every story. The inappropriate Jackie laugh was always the best. Now its just rushed thru.. i.e."Anything else Robin?" and Robin is half ass prepared and gets a lot of facts wrong.

zhukov
09-05-2009, 06:42 AM
Replace Howie with Artie, Robin with Lisa G, and Fred with JD.

That would qualify as shittier.

Pylod
09-05-2009, 07:08 AM
I don't think you can.


:(

How to make SFN shittier?

Add more assholes like you.

Ass Napkin Ed
09-05-2009, 07:20 AM
I don't think you can.


:(

bring jackie back. fire richard and sal. then i will cancel my account.

DryOatmeal
09-05-2009, 07:25 AM
i love black people

tallguy
09-05-2009, 07:36 AM
I don't think you can.


:(


Yes it could be worse, have Benny Muso come up with topics that enter his thick head and then types them out. Have him script the stern show! See it could be worse....