View Full Version : Maryann from Brooklyn needs her jaw wired shut!


TinKnocka420
09-10-2009, 11:34 AM
I just heard the H100 news update and she is outside Letterman screaming her retarded head off at Billy Crystal. What an embarassment she is. Id like to punch her teeth down her throat fuckin bitch

Chriza
09-10-2009, 11:34 AM
HOWAAAAAAAAAAHHHD I Luv YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr Fantastic
09-10-2009, 11:35 AM
Sounds like she swallowed the wire.

acefree
09-10-2009, 11:36 AM
its nice not to be a celebrity

gilaet
09-10-2009, 11:36 AM
:munch:

BFG
09-10-2009, 11:45 AM
all I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed is Howard in my life

DevilDog
09-10-2009, 11:50 AM
I never really knew what "douche chills" were until I just head her on that segment. My god...that voice is painful to listen to.

TheWishman
09-10-2009, 11:56 AM
I personally find her phone call funny. Better then some of the boring ass, retarded guys.

The crow noise, the pain howard exerts from hearing her voice just adds up to funniness for me. Then when he just hangs up on her and quickly moves on is hilarious.

HotWaterHot
09-10-2009, 11:59 AM
It was funny in a shrewish, Mark David Chapman kinda way...

Monger
09-10-2009, 12:03 PM
Her husband must be deaf. I could not listen to that on a daily basis. Can you imagine what it would be like to live in her house and listen to that when she gets mad? Imagine listening to that voice when she is screaming and going off about something.

I am getting a headache just thinking about it.

LessMoonbeams
09-10-2009, 12:03 PM
I just heard the H100 news update and she is outside Letterman screaming her retarded head off at Billy Crystal. What an embarassment she is. Id like to punch her teeth down her throat fuckin bitch


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Oh Howie don't be so fucken mean all the time :wondering:

Rorschach007
09-10-2009, 12:03 PM
She was screaming so loud she sounded like a robot on auto tune..

It was scary.. WHO would EVER come over to her?

I love MfB.. but .. Fucking Jesus Christ

wesmantooth
09-10-2009, 12:06 PM
All I know is that would have to be some fucking strong ass wire.

nomax11
09-10-2009, 01:19 PM
She must be one hot piece of a$$ for her husband to put up with her. I would have to put her down after I banged her.

Monsterman
09-10-2009, 01:20 PM
I just heard the H100 news update and she is outside Letterman screaming her retarded head off at Billy Crystal. What an embarassment she is. Id like to punch her teeth down her throat fuckin bitch

Fuck you, bitch.

low
09-10-2009, 01:23 PM
no u

Steelerfanatic
09-10-2009, 10:56 PM
Mary Ann, if you read this thread.....

I enjoy you, but you need to take a self-imposed two month break from the show....

You're calling in too frequently and, consequently being heard too much.......which makes your calls annoying if not oft-putting....

It parallels exactly what happened to Double A, the Bong Hits and Melrose Larry Green and why all of them became so hated in the Stern Universe....

Take two months off and the next call you make into the show will stand out and be welcomed...celebrated...

Tranquil
09-10-2009, 11:15 PM
Anyone have a picture of her, I tried google and received only unclear results.

knmwhite
09-15-2009, 10:37 PM
how about super glue.