Ignats Humphrey
10-27-2009, 11:54 AM
I was enjoying life after death, munching on maggots, and having twosomes with Debbie Tay and Anna Nicole Smith in the place where you never have to turn on the heat. Then without any warning, and completely against my will, I was dragged back above ground to Time Out. What gives? How can you resuscitate a martyr, a myth, and legend such as me, Ignats Humphrey? Perversion! Is Dr. Frankenstein a mod? What kind of skulduggery is this? This is exactly like digging up, and reanimating Dr. Martin Luther King, Mahatma Ghandi, and Sonny Bono -- unnatural.
On the good side, It seems I've been granted my last wish prior to burial -- I'm now the first and only denizen of Time Out Land granted permanent residency. Never again will I breathe the rarefied air of the forums whose name I dare not speak. I'm like the Robinson Crusoe, or Gilligan of Time Out.
Personally, I think this grave robbery is some kind of nefarious plot, a ruse, and a trick whose punchline will unwind on Halloween. Somehow I doubt I'll last this long, and will save myself the trouble of emptying the dirt from inside my shoes.
While down under I hung with Sam Kinison and Rodney Dangerfield. They asked me to pass along the following joke: What do you call it when Howard has a threesome, with his wife coming first, then the second partner, and then Howard? A trifecta! Hay, it's their joke, NOT mine!
Go Yankees!
Iggy rules!
On the good side, It seems I've been granted my last wish prior to burial -- I'm now the first and only denizen of Time Out Land granted permanent residency. Never again will I breathe the rarefied air of the forums whose name I dare not speak. I'm like the Robinson Crusoe, or Gilligan of Time Out.
Personally, I think this grave robbery is some kind of nefarious plot, a ruse, and a trick whose punchline will unwind on Halloween. Somehow I doubt I'll last this long, and will save myself the trouble of emptying the dirt from inside my shoes.
While down under I hung with Sam Kinison and Rodney Dangerfield. They asked me to pass along the following joke: What do you call it when Howard has a threesome, with his wife coming first, then the second partner, and then Howard? A trifecta! Hay, it's their joke, NOT mine!
Go Yankees!
Iggy rules!