I hate robin's ass kissing fat ass. All she does is kiss howard's ass and agree and interupt him. She also think's her shit doesn't stink and she is sooo special and the show couldn't go on with out her fat ass. And she needs to quit thinking she is better than stutterin john cause he's way cooler than her fat ass

Well, I actually really like Robin. I guess I"m in the minority on here. She's the "Voice of Reason" on the show and she's a big part of Howard's and the Show's success.

I think the show needs robin but I can't help but to hate her......that laugh makes me wanna slap her......shes a total primadonna........ very little talent...thats apparent when you watch her performance in private parts..but the nature of how howard talks unfortunatly needs that bitch on the show....

Originally posted by Whazzap!:
Well, I actually really like Robin. I guess I"m in the minority on here. She's the "Voice of Reason" on the show and she's a big part of Howard's and the Show's success.

Robin is my queen. Nothing you can say will change my mind. Love ya Robin!!!!!!


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

Robin is lucky stepping in shit and hooking up with Howard.
Good for her!
We all should be so lucky in life like her!

Over the years she has gotten a little full of herself,
but that's more schtick for all the crew and us!
I 'THINK' there has been a few rare occasions that Robin didn't come to work. I remember one. It was a long, long time ago. It wasn't the same. Howard was lost. Something was missing. It doesn't mean Robin's irreplaceable. Howard and Robin have a groove, so when Robin's out, it throws Howard off a bit.

People say Robin kisses Howards ass. So what! He's the Boss!
Isn't there always some degree of ass kissing in the workplace, You're either the kisser or kissee.
For all the good money Robin makes, if I was her,
I'd kiss Howard's ass too.

Robin is nothing but a giggling magpie of misinformation. She constantly diseminates erroneous info that she insists is fact.
My guess is that Howard doesn't correct her, because he subconciously tunes her out.
God forbid anyone else contradicts her however, and Mt. St. Robin errupts! "How dare you disagree with the great and wonderful Robin Ophelia Quivers!!!"

She is nothing but Howard's "Yes Ma'am". If it wasn't for Howard, she would be back to nursing, shaving some guy's body hair, prepping for surgery.

Mixed feelings on Robin. Some times she's funny but often when doing the news she screws up a story that news person should know. She also never sticks up for anyone. If they're making fun of John she always joins in with some dumb slur.

Did you ever notice how she never yells at Howard? If she says something that might be even semi-critical aimed at him, she always finishes it off with one of her annoying heyena laughs.

Also, whenever Howard starts yelling at someone (like Gary, John, etc.) she always has to get her 2 cents in to kick that person when he's down.

I think it all comes down to Robin wishing that Howard had been her daddy, in place of her own letch of a father.

robin is amazing! :)

Originally posted by Ba Ba Jewey:
whenever Howard starts yelling at someone (like Gary, John, etc.) she always has to get her 2 cents in to kick that person when he's down.

That's because those idiots are incompetant boobs who need to have their asses kicked often. If I was there I'd get my foot in there also. Anyway, it's funny.

Whazzap!:
the 'Robin as the Voice of Reason' was really just a shtic used on the radio brass to keep them guessing about how the show really works.

What Robin really does is incite Howard. She encourages him to be bad. Some of the most outrageous things said on the show have come out of Robin's mouth. And when misreported on the news, are always attributed to Howard.

When they are brainstorming an idea for a bit, it's often Robin who will suggest a little nasty twist to the proceedings.

I've listened carefully for these kinds of subtle interactions. Don't ask me to list any since I've never written them down (I do have some sort of life), but if you try I'm sure any doubters out there will also hear what I've heard.

Robin is vital to the show. So is Fred. And proof of that is simply that Howard has said so. many times.

I totally agree with you, Kali. I couldn't imagine the show without Robin. She's the first successor to Howard's throne and she "sits at the right hand of the Father almighty (HOWARD)." I agree with you that Fred, too, would be sorely missed. There's no doubting the value of Fred's ability to come up with the most appropriate sound effects at the perfect time. Jackie, on the other hand, is expendable. Howard is already funny and doesn't need the odd one line that Jokie passes him. Besides, anyone can write (I mean steal) jokes and then sit there and laugh like an idiot at them. It doesn't take talent to do that. He's expendable and we'll all get over it.

Originally posted by Whazzap!:
Jackie, on the other hand, is expendable. Howard is already funny and doesn't need the odd one line that Jokie passes him.

Howard Stern----"Jackie and Fred spend there day making me funny. All the song parodies and endless one-liners come from these two great minds.."

Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo:
Howard Stern----"Jackie and Fred spend there day making me funny. All the song parodies and endless one-liners come from these two great minds.."

Dude, what else can he say about Jackie??? Maybe something like: "I use 90% of what Jackie writes, but I only use that 90%, 1% of the time. That fat, drunken, pothead is shit-usless and does nothing but sit on his ass and laugh at me for five hours before collecting his paycheck and going home to smoke more dope and diss me behind my back."

You just know that's what Howard wanted to say for real. Notice he couldn't even bring himself to say something nice about Jackie ALL BY HIMSELF. He had to credit Fred in the same sentence. Even at that, Howard is far too generous.

And since Jackie's last contract was signed at the beginning of 98, he has been exempt from most of the song parody writing. It's mainly Fred who does that stuff now.

Originally posted by Whazzap!:

Notice he couldn't even bring himself to say something nice about Jackie ALL BY HIMSELF. .

Give the night to research and look for a quote, I'll try to find something...

no matter how many jokes jackie passes to howard, it's HOWARD who SAYS the words.

And it's HOWARD who knows how to deliver a line.

jokie couldn't deliver pizza. :bl:

Originally posted by kali:
no matter how many jokes jackie passes to howard, it's HOWARD who SAYS the words. And it's HOWARD who knows how to deliver a line. jokie couldn't deliver pizza. :bl:

LOL! Exactly, Kali. Howard is funny and brilliant on his own. And yes, Jokie's delivery and timing is awful and his jokes are old and overused, just like Jackie himself.

Ok Dr. Gonzo, but make sure you're finished your homework first, you could be searching for that quote for a long, long time, dude.

Originally posted by Whazzap!:
I totally agree with you, Kali. I couldn't imagine the show without Robin. She's the first successor to Howard's throne and she "sits at the right hand of the Father almighty (HOWARD)." I agree with you that Fred, too, would be sorely missed. There's no doubting the value of Fred's ability to come up with the most appropriate sound effects at the perfect time. Jackie, on the other hand, is expendable. Howard is already funny and doesn't need the odd one line that Jokie passes him. Besides, anyone can write (I mean steal) jokes and then sit there and laugh like an idiot at them. It doesn't take talent to do that. He's expendable and we'll all get over it.

While I agree that Robin does incite Howard at times, shes does it by being like the little gnat that buzzes around your head that you can't get rid of. She is a sadistic bitch hell bent on immasculating any male (or sorry excuse for a male) on that show - except, of course, for her daddy Howard.
I cannot recall her ever yelling at any female - whether an intern or guest - on the show.

If Howard left, and Robin became the hostess, it would be horrible radio. Of those on the crew, Fred would get my vote; no contest.

Originally posted by Whazzap:
you could be searching for that quote for a long, long time, dude.

Listen guys (Whazzup,Kali)you can hate Jackie all you want , you're entitled to you're opinions , but to say that Howard doesn't appreciate Jackie or thinks little of him , is completely false...sure there's bad that comes with the good when dealing with Jackie and Howard says all those things but he says what he likes about him as well..

" I love the Jokeman and I wish him well. I mean it. He's the funniest fucking guy and a hell of a lot of fun. We work together everyday and have the best working relationship and chemistry a disc jockey and a Jokeman could ask for. The man can make me laugh."---Howard Stern</FONT s>

"Jackie is part of the reason I do radio."<FONT size="3">----Howard Stern</FONT s>

And I think this one sums pretty much sums it up..

" You know what Jackie?,
Your worth the hassle"---<FONT size="3">Howard Stern

Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo:
..but to say that Howard doesn't appreciate Jackie or thinks little of him, is completely false...

actually, I do agree with you, Howard does appreciate what Jokie can do for the show. As I said in some other post/diatribe, Howard has spent alot of time and effort putting together a team of people who can contribute to the overall genius of the show.

But most of these people are there to inspire, or incite, or be the butt of some joke, or take on whatever roll howard decides for that day.

I think Jokie is an old party-boy and howard finds that fascinating. Yes, there is something about Jokie that Howard loves to play off of.

But there's no way Jack Martliing would ever had had any sort of great career without Howard. He's basically a loser. Especially all by himself.

I only really "hate" him when he starts to get too big for his britches. When he thinks he can go it without Howard.

Anyway, it's so much fun to hate him. he's such an easy target. big fat dope.

Originally posted by kali:
But there's no way Jack Martliing would ever had had any sort of great career without Howard.

True ,, Jackie would not be known like he his today had it not been for THE SHOW , but Jackie got himself there , persistent with getting his joke tapes out to people in the early 80's, as H has said in the past Jackie is a self starter

I gotta agree with Doc Gonz, true Jackie is nothing without the show, but he made it to the show, that's something. It's like saying Paul Ruebens is nothing without Pee-Wee's Playhouse, sure PWP started him off but look at his great collection of movies after that. Did you see Dunsten Checks In? Its a masterpiece!


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

Originally posted by Casey-Stern:
. Did you see Dunsten Checks In? Its a masterpiece! L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

Hahaha , Didn't catch that one , the one with a monkey right? , Hey I like Paul R. pre playhouse in the Cheech and Chong films 'Nice Dreams' and 'C & C's next movie' , His best performance had to be in the theater though

He was pretty good in Buffy The Vampire (the movie, not the jews show).


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

I think THE PLAY HOUSE , is making a CUM , (as you say Casey "God I'm corny') , Back , let me try to get confirmation on that

It's either his show or another film ,one of the 2 ,

Originally posted by Ba Ba Jewey:
. I cannot recall her ever yelling at any female - whether an intern or guest - on the show.


Today a woman phoned in and called Robin a Cow...I'd have to say that Robin laid in on her good...Robin rocks I think she's great. Any women who can make a man like Howard appriciate her for who she is rocks in my books, besides Robin is not what Howard would call the perfect woman 36-24-36..she does not have the perfect body and she's not the most attractive woman in the world. I think it's good to have a not so perfect women on a show that promotes "Perfect Women"

Your the best Robin!

Originally posted by JiLLoO:
Today a woman phoned in and called Robin a Cow...I'd have to say that Robin laid in on her good...Robin rocks I think she's great. Any women who can make a man like Howard appriciate her for who she is rocks in my books, besides Robin is not what Howard would call the perfect woman 36-24-36..she does not have the perfect body and she's not the most attractive woman in the world. I think it's good to have a not so perfect women on a show that promotes "Perfect Women" Your the best Robin!

Obviously Robin read my comments yesterday. Why else would she lace into a woman today, for the 1st time?
Did you also notice today that when the gang started to make fun of Mr. X, Ms. PMS immediately tried to deflect it by trying to make fun of Jackie and Nancy. Luckily it didn't work, and everyone started whaling on Robin's mimbo (male bimbo) and then her horse Blaze, who's wintering in Florida like some old Jew.

How dare Robin equate Mr. X with Siriani! Mr. X is just Robin's latest boy toy; her Stedman (or stud man) if you will! Jackie and Nancy have been married for years. Husbands and wives who have been together for a while fall into routines and support each other "for better or for worse".

By the way, we don't even know Mr. X's name. What is Robin worried about? Is he so shy that he doesn't want the publicity? Or is it the fact that he doesn't want people to know that he makes his living being Robin's male escort and limo driver.

Excuse my rambling's, but I just think she gets too much credit for being in the right place at the right time.

Fuck all you Robin haters, the show would suffer without her. When she's out sick it just the show just isn't the same, especially the news.

Besides, I want to drop a huge tube of cock glue all over those beautiful chocolate skyscrapers.

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Originally posted by Ham Hands:
Fuck all you Robin haters, the show would suffer without her. When she's out sick the show just isn't the same, especially the news. Besides, I want to drop a huge tube of cock glue all over those beautiful chocolate skyscrapers.

Originally posted by Ham Hands:
Fuck all you Robin haters, the show would suffer without her. When she's out sick it just the show just isn't the same, especially the news. Besides, I want to drop a huge tube of cock glue all over those beautiful chocolate skyscrapers.

When Robin is out I also miss the totally inaccurate news that Robin dispenses with her cock-sure attitude. If she was a real newswoman she wouldn't last 2 days.
True I don't listen to Howard to catch up on news, but I just wish Th-Robin would admit that much of the time she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. She probably gets her news from Mr. (Can Do No Wrong) X.

Bring in Gilbert Gottfried every other day to do the news.

Originally posted by Ba Ba Jewey:
Why else would she lace into a woman today, for the 1st time?

that was NOT the 1st time she "laced" into a woman. I've heard her lace into any number and type of person for a long time. what they all have in common is that they say something stupid.

You aren't listening carefully enough.

How dare Robin equate Mr. X with Siriani! Mr. X is just Robin's latest boy toy; her Stedman (or stud man) if you will! Jackie and Nancy have been married for years.

your characterization seems a little off. It's a well known fact that Robin is not promiscuous, and Mr. X is not her "latest" boy toy. She's actually known him for (many) years and they just recently (last several years) became a couple.

AND everybody on the show makes fun of Jokie and Nancy. they are a silly couple.

...Or is it the fact that he doesn't want people to know that he makes his living being Robin's male escort and limo driver.

Mr X has a right to his privacy, even if you don't really understand that. Alison Stern often had problems with having parts of her life public. Remember, she married Howard when there was NO public life. Unlike the other "show wives", she really did not marry for money or fame.

Don't you think it's conceiveable that Mr. X actually cares about Robin and wants a private life with her? And that she respects that, so she insists on it during the show?

I think if you calmed your emotions you might be able to look at the situation a bit more rationally.

I just think she gets too much credit for being in the right place at the right time.

who's claiming this? not her. unlike the resentful and money-hungery Jackie, Robin always seems pleased with her life. Always compliments Howard and acts grateful for their collaboration.

And, BTW, when Robin does the news she is at NO time attempting to be "accurate" in any "Edward R Murrow" sense. She is there to present Howard with topics that he will respond to in a comedic way. She does her job for the show.

I couldn't agree with you more, Kali. Everything you say in that post is bang-on. Jackie and Nancy are a total joke. Robin and Mr. X are the real deal. Robin has her head on straight. I like her.

Originally posted by kali:
your characterization seems a little off. It's a well known fact that Robin is not promiscuous, and Mr. X is not her "latest" boy toy. She's actually known him for (many) years and they just recently (last several years) became a couple. AND everybody on the show makes fun of Jokie and Nancy. they are a silly couple. Mr X has a right to his privacy, even if you don't really understand that. Alison Stern often had problems with having parts of her life public. Remember, she married Howard when there was NO public life. Unlike the other "show wives", she really did not marry for money or fame. Don't you think it's conceiveable that Mr. X actually cares about Robin and wants a private life with her? And that she respects that, so she insists on it during the show? I think if you calmed your emotions you might be able to look at the situation a bit more rationally. who's claiming this? not her. unlike the resentful and money-hungery Jackie, Robin always seems pleased with her life. Always compliments Howard and acts grateful for their collaboration. And, BTW, when Robin does the news she is at NO time attempting to be "accurate" in any "Edward R Murrow" sense. She is there to present Howard with topics that he will respond to in a comedic way. She does her job for the show.

While I do agree that Jackie and Nancy are sometimes laughable, they also seem like they are very happy that way. Furthermore, they have been together for some 20 years, while Robin and Mr. X have only been together for a couple of years. You cannot compare a "honeymoon" of a couple of years, to a relationship that has lasted longer than many of the people on this site have been alive.

My point about Robin is that she can dish it out but cannot take it. As soon as someone rags on her, she immediately tries to deflect it by making fun of someone else, rather than trying to defend herself.

Robin started her relationship with Mr. X when she was well into her 40's. Until then she let guys into her orifices, chewed them up, and then spit them out. If she's finally matured to the point where she can have a real meaningful relationship, then good for her. Maybe now she can stop blaming her dead daddy for screwing up her prima-donna psyche.

As far as the accuracy of her news: I have no problem with her being inaccurate as it fits the context of the show. However, she always insists that her information is 100% accurate. If Gary or John dare to correct her factually erroneous statements, she immediately pounces on them and tells them that they are wrong. G-d forbid Diva Robin should be wrong!

I get the meaning of the show. I have been listening to Howard since 1984 when he was on NBC, and do admit that Robin has certainly evolved since then. Back then all she did was laugh that ridiculous cackle. But at the same time she also wasn't the egotistical control freak that she is now. Where's the middle ground Robin?

Originally posted by kali:
your characterization seems a little off. It's a well known fact that Robin is not promiscuous, and Mr. X is not her "latest" boy toy. She's actually known him for (many) years and they just recently (last several years) became a couple. AND everybody on the show makes fun of Jokie and Nancy. they are a silly couple. Mr X has a right to his privacy, even if you don't really understand that. Alison Stern often had problems with having parts of her life public. Remember, she married Howard when there was NO public life. Unlike the other "show wives", she really did not marry for money or fame. Don't you think it's conceiveable that Mr. X actually cares about Robin and wants a private life with her? And that she respects that, so she insists on it during the show? I think if you calmed your emotions you might be able to look at the situation a bit more rationally. who's claiming this? not her. unlike the resentful and money-hungery Jackie, Robin always seems pleased with her life. Always compliments Howard and acts grateful for their collaboration. And, BTW, when Robin does the news she is at NO time attempting to be "accurate" in any "Edward R Murrow" sense. She is there to present Howard with topics that he will respond to in a comedic way. She does her job for the show.

Holy Shit forget Robin..kali ROCKS!! :beer:

Originally posted by Ba Ba Jewey:
While I do agree that Jackie and Nancy are sometimes laughable, they also seem like they are very happy that way.

aaaah, ok. since I don't really give a crap if the Martlings are "happy", i'll take you word for it.

they have been together for some 20 years, while Robin and Mr. X have only been together for a couple of years. You cannot compare a "honeymoon" of a couple of years, to a relationship that has lasted longer than many of the people on this site have been alive.

<u>I</u> certainly didn't and for some reason I didn't get the idea Robin did. I may have missed some reference (never claimed to be perfect), but I can't get all gooie about the 20 yr marriage of Jokie.

If she's finally matured to the point where she can have a real meaningful relationship, then good for her. Maybe now she can stop blaming her dead daddy for screwing up her prima-donna psyche.

hey, there are times when she fights like "a mental patient" (and who there hasn't?), but I just find this amusing. And there are times when she hits the nail on the head.

Have you read her book? I have. At no time does she want anyone to feel sorry for her because of her childhood experiences. Remember: however wacky she may sometimes be, she has NEVER commited criminal acts or been seriously anti-social. Being a bit weird is allowed in the constitution, ya know. Any, yeah, I do think she has grown and become more stable emotionally. She admits that. I'd like to see how you would do if your dad had betrayed your trust in him.

What I most respect about Robin, dispite her occasional wacky moments, is the fact that she did NOT want to let her childhood ruin her life. She has couageously pushed forward and stood loyal with one of the most creative people in Radio, even when it was very difficult. In a world that still has "problems" with woman, trust me this is a tough stand. She knows that often women are in a 'no win' situation. And one has to hang tough to survive. It would take too long for me to go into details, but believe me, I REALLY understand how this is.

As far as the accuracy of her news:...However, she always insists that her information is 100% accurate.

and you believe this? you're taking this WAY to seriously.

If Gary or John dare to correct her factually erroneous statements, she immediately pounces on them and tells them that they are wrong.

these guys are dickheads and I"D tell them they were wrong about EVERYTHING just to keep in practise!

But at the same time she also wasn't the egotistical control freak that she is now.

I've noticed that Gary ESPECIALLY has a problem with Robin. I'm sure there is all kinds of stuff going on behind the scenes that we don't see. Gary gets real personal. I'm not completely sure what the dynamic is there but he seems totally intimidated by her and really resents this. I can't quite tell if it's just a guy thing or if Gary is just too stupid to live - or both.

You're right once again, Kali. There are some men out tthere who are intimidated by strong, independent women like Robin and their way of dealing with it is to put her down.

And BaBaJewey - For your info., yes Jokie and SIriugly have been together for 20 years, but no they are not at all happy behind the scenes. Believe me.

Originally posted by kali:
I certainly didn't and for some reason I didn't get the idea Robin did. I may have missed some reference (never claimed to be perfect), but I can't get all gooie about the 20 yr marriage of Jokie.

I agree that there is no such thing as a perfect marriage. Even those that look solid to outsiders experience peaks and valleys.

Originally posted by kali:
hey, there are times when she fights like "a mental patient" (and who there hasn't?), but I just find this amusing. And there are times when she hits the nail on the head.

Again I agree, that when she's correct, she is like her hero, Muhammed Ali ("floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.) But when she's factually incorrect, I want to reach through the radio and tell her that others can have differing opinions from hers and be right.

Originally posted by kali:
Have you read her book? I have. At no time does she want anyone to feel sorry for her because of her childhood experiences.

I read some of her book. (No cracks about literacy please.) It just wasn't my speed. Any tome that has the trappings of books that make Oprah's book club is not for me.

Originally posted by kali:
Remember: however wacky she may sometimes be, she has NEVER commited criminal acts or been seriously anti-social.

And to paraphrase Chris Rock, "I take care of my horses!" "Well you're supposed to take care of your horses!" Am I to applaud her for never breaking the law? Actually I have more respect for her for having served her country than anything she's accomplished on Howard's show.

Originally posted by kali:
Being a bit weird is allowed in the constitution, ya know.

Agree that being outspoken - whether right or wrong - is protected by the Constitution. (The same Constitution that allowed Clinton to pardon Marc Rich.)

Originally posted by kali:
Any, yeah, I do think she has grown and become more stable emotionally. She admits that. I'd like to see how you would do if your dad had betrayed your trust in him.

I do feel sorry for her having to had dealt with a letcherous father.

Originally posted by kali:
What I most respect about Robin, dispite her occasional wacky moments, is the fact that she did NOT want to let her childhood ruin her life. She has couageously pushed forward and stood loyal with one of the most creative people in Radio, even when it was very difficult.

I am not a psychiatrist, but I do believe her problems with her father led her to be very wary of most men to the point where she has had to prove her superiority over them.
I have no problem with that. I am not a chauvinist. As long as her arguments are factually correct, more power to her. But asserting herself against Gary, John, etc. when she is so blatantly wrong gets my goat.

Originally posted by kali:
In a world that still has "problems" with woman, trust me this is a tough stand. She knows that often women are in a 'no win' situation. And one has to hang tough to survive. It would take too long for me to go into details, but believe me, I REALLY understand how this is.

I cannot argue with that. Women do generally have a tougher time than men in the work place.

Originally posted by kali:
and you believe this? you're taking this WAY to seriously. these guys are dickheads and I"D tell them they were wrong about EVERYTHING just to keep in practise! I've noticed that Gary ESPECIALLY has a problem with Robin. I'm sure there is all kinds of stuff going on behind the scenes that we don't see. Gary gets real personal. I'm not completely sure what the dynamic is there but he seems totally intimidated by her and really resents this. I can't quite tell if it's just a guy thing or if Gary is just too stupid to live - or both.

While I agree that Gary is not the smoothest banana in the bunch, of the main cast of characters, he might be the most normal of them all. What does that say for the rest of them? They're all wacky in their own way, but that's what makes the show so great.

Robin is the greatest. The show would suck without her.

Originally posted by Fat & Drunk:
Robin is the greatest. The show would suck without her.

Exactly, Jackie! Er, I mean, Fat&Drunk!

Wake the fuck up!! Robin has no talent, and if she was not part of the show anymore, there would be no great loss. The whole show sucks now anyway. The only one there w/ some kind of talent is Fred. She should have gone and done porn, that fucking slut and become the Anal Queen she already is![hr]Fuck+Cry+Baby+Howie...!

It doesn't matter, Quivers and Howie both suck!

Hey Server-These eggs are runny and where's F+D's bacon-Get me a manager!
Serve Me Servers,and get it right this time or no tip!