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CacaTender
04-06-2001, 09:13 AM
All you Stern Fans are such fucking losers...
Like fucking retarde zombies you all hang on every fucking word he says. I use to listen to him when he was funny which was about 10 years ago, now he is an old, long haired version of Barbara fucking Walters. He has his big ugly nose so far up Hollywood's ass, he has to put his face in the toilet to clean his nose. I don't even know why Infinity gave in to his demands for more money, he's not worth it, he is just too fucking boring... I'd rather listen to the Sports Guys than him anymore. And as for Robin, for those of you who think that woman has talent, you all need to stop eating them retard sandwiches. Even when I use to listen to crybaby Howie, quivers would still piss me off, all she did was agree with what Howard said, my 3 year old nephew can do that, what a waste of money she is. I hope O&A move to another station, and get a morning slot, then we'll see Crybaby Howie shit his diapers, it's just a matter of time... WOW! Lata Deeks... O&A RULE!!!!! FUCK CRYBABY HOWIE! [hr]I+do+have+a+piece+of+advice+for+the+Stern+Show...+"Be+more+funny"(In+best+Homer+Simpson+voice...)

Gengis Adonis Osmosis
04-06-2001, 10:32 AM
Here's an analogy which will hopefully tell you why pro-O&A arguments are laughable:

Imagine Howard Stern is the FORD Motor Company.

(i.e. Ford is known throughout North America, and has been around a long time, pioneering many innovations in car manufacturing, and have thousands of dealers across North America)

Imagine O&A are the SKODA Motor Company.

(i.e. Skoda is not well know throughout North America and have not been around all that long, and they have not pioneered anything regarding automobile manufacturing and have a only a handfull of dealers across North America)

Now you are a salesman, (an O&A fan), and you come to me and tell me that SKODA is the greatest car ever made, and infact SKODA is the pioneer and main innovator in car manufacturing, and that their car is the best ever made.

Well as the "buyer" I'll think you are crazy, first I've never heard of Skoda, never seen a dealer, never seen a commercial, and none of my friends drive one. Yet you profess to your grave that SKODA is the biggest, baddest, most innovative car ever made.

As you can see there is no comparison between Howard and O&A, except in the minds of O&A fans.

Kang
04-06-2001, 11:44 AM
Caca Tender, I looked at you're Bio, Soapmaker? What? another f**king pathetic suburban "Fight Club" loser?Talk about Homoerotic. You F**kng loser. Why don't you fly out to L.A. and f**k Brad Pitt(or Ed Norton) and get it over with. Soapmaker, you f**king loser. Everybody knows Mel Gibson's "Payback" was a better movie about surreal, over-the-top, violence.

kansei
04-06-2001, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Gengis Adonis Osmosis:
Imagine O&A are the SKODA Motor Company. (i.e. Skoda is not well know throughout North America and have not been around all that long, and they have not pioneered anything regarding automobile manufacturing and have a only a handfull of dealers across North America).... As you can see there is no comparison between Howard and O&A, except in the minds of O&A fans.

For starters, Skoda has been around since 1895. They started off making bicycles, and moved on to making motorized vehicles in 1901 and cars in 1905. Considering that the Czech Republic (home of Skoda) spent decades under Soviet oppression, their product is quite good. May I also remind you that not too long ago people had a similar attitude you are exhibiting towards Skoda when it came to a little company from Japan called Honda.

Dick Trickle
04-07-2001, 12:42 PM
Like you would know if Skoda made a good product. You are just as big an asshole here as you are on the O and A board.

Dr.Gonzo
04-07-2001, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
All you Stern Fans are such fucking losers...

"Shut up you Prick"--Woodyi.


Originally posted by CacaTender:
I use to listen to him when he was funny which was about 10 years ago,

Then don't listen , and stay off a board where you're bound to find fans of Howard and THE SHOW , ----Am I still trying to deal with these fuckers in a rational way?? , Just FUCK OFF!!

Fat & Drunk
04-07-2001, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
All you Stern Fans are such fucking losers... Like fucking retarde zombies you all hang on every fucking word he says. I use to listen to him when he was funny which was about 10 years ago, now he is an old, long haired version of Barbara fucking Walters. He has his big ugly nose so far up Hollywood's ass, he has to put his face in the toilet to clean his nose. I don't even know why Infinity gave in to his demands for more money, he's not worth it, he is just too fucking boring... I'd rather listen to the Sports Guys than him anymore. And as for Robin, for those of you who think that woman has talent, you all need to stop eating them retard sandwiches. Even when I use to listen to crybaby Howie, quivers would still piss me off, all she did was agree with what Howard said, my 3 year old nephew can do that, what a waste of money she is. I hope O&A move to another station, and get a morning slot, then we'll see Crybaby Howie shit his diapers, it's just a matter of time... WOW! Lata Deeks... O&A RULE!!!!! FUCK CRYBABY HOWIE!
:dc:

spindry
04-07-2001, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by kansei:
May I also remind you that not too long ago people had a similar attitude you are exhibiting towards Skoda when it came to a little company from Japan called Honda.
So what does that prove? People could be wrong about Honda but right about Skoda. People arent always wrong, you know. People, people who need people. People are people so why should it be? People all over the world, join in. People under the stairs. People, can you feel it? People seem wicked when you're unwanted. We, the people.

DICKWAD
04-07-2001, 08:22 PM
http://www.toyboxxx.com/images/biggestdick3.gifHE STARTED THIS THREAD

kansei
04-08-2001, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Dick Trickle:
Like you would know if Skoda made a good product. You are just as big an asshole here as you are on the O and A board.

Dick -- I used to own a Skoda. It was a good car. Certainly better than a Trabant, or a Zaporozhec.

Jiblome1
04-08-2001, 12:31 PM
I like cheese

Fat & Drunk
04-08-2001, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Jiblome1:
I like cheese
Cheddar or Mozzerella?

spindry
04-08-2001, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by kansei:
Dick -- I used to own a Skoda. It was a good car. Certainly better than a Trabant, or a Zaporozhec.
Kansei, do you stroke your goatee while you post?

CacaTender
04-09-2001, 07:43 AM
Kang ur calling me a homo? Son, you need to look at ur own profile before you start opening your cock holster. Fight Club was an awesome movie. I mean you check for Hernias for Christ's sakes. Don't you have to unzip mens' pants and look at their junk to see if they have a hernia? You are one of the worst Zombies on this board so far, I have not yet had the pleasure to meet the other idiots, but I'm sure I'll see their posts, and I will humiliate them as well. I bet your fantasy is to have Howard give you a hummer, and have Jackie or Fred fuck you in the ass. You are one sick fuck... Later Deek! Next time- "Be more funny"(in Homer Simpson voice)[hr]Stern+Sucks!

Fat & Drunk
04-09-2001, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
Kang ur calling me a homo? Son, you need to look at ur own profile before you start opening your cock holster. Fight Club was an awesome movie. I mean you check for Hernias for Christ's sakes. Don't you have to unzip mens' pants and look at their junk to see if they have a hernia? You are one of the worst Zombies on this board so far, I have not yet had the pleasure to meet the other idiots, but I'm sure I'll see their posts, and I will humiliate them as well. I bet your fantasy is to have Howard give you a hummer, and have Jackie or Fred fuck you in the ass. You are one sick fuck... Later Deek! Next time- "Be more funny"(in Homer Simpson voice)
Love me Kang!

CacaTender
04-09-2001, 08:08 AM
Ok, Terrific...

woots
04-09-2001, 08:45 AM
Serve Me Servers!

CacaTender
04-10-2001, 02:22 PM
It's the truth, he just plain, sucks... He may have once been the King of Media, but now he is the King of All Pussies...

spindry
04-11-2001, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
I have not yet had the pleasure to meet the other idiots, but I'm sure I'll see their posts, and I will humiliate them as well.
Oh goody.
I think you'll soon realize that some of us are immune to that sort of nonsense...but, hey, give it your best shot.

Kang
04-11-2001, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
Kang ur calling me a homo? Son, you need to look at ur own profile before you start opening your cock holster. Fight Club was an awesome movie. I mean you check for Hernias for Christ's sakes. Don't you have to unzip mens' pants and look at their junk to see if they have a hernia? You are one of the worst Zombies on this board so far, I have not yet had the pleasure to meet the other idiots, but I'm sure I'll see their posts, and I will humiliate them as well. I bet your fantasy is to have Howard give you a hummer, and have Jackie or Fred fuck you in the ass. You are one sick fuck... Later Deek! Next time- "Be more funny"(in Homer Simpson voice)


Cacatender, it is my opinion that "Fightclub" was simply a "good" movie, not worthy of slavish devotion. If you were a long-time Stern fan or even a casual fan, you would know the whole hernia reference refers to a soundbyte from a phony phone call.You said you stopped listening ten years ago, so it's lost on you, hey! call into the O&A show and ask Anthony, he'll get the refernce. Who knows? maybe if you heard it, you would find it funny, I doubt it.

Am I a zombie? No,I doubt it. I am a Stern show fan. I can understand you're dislike of Stern, alot of the time I dislike him, but it's only a radio show so I don't take most of what he has said all that seriously. A radio show "Zombie" would be someone who uses the same terminology and "catch-words" of their favorite radio show in their posts, you know "tool", "deek" "whatever" "OK terrific" ....etc.
I am just someone who appreciates that a group of people (the Stern crew with the ex -ception of Robin Quivers) have spent the last 15 or so years getting up at a god-awful time, to try to entertain me and make me( and millions of others) laugh.
You said you have'nt had the opportunity to "meet" the others on this board so you can "humiliate" them, please, most of you're posts bore the piss out of me and others,posts like yours are a dime-a-gross.
"Be more funny" yeah...likewise you cloying trekkie. Now get on a plane and go f**k Brad Pitt.

merleebird30
04-13-2001, 02:05 PM
What the fk is Skoda? Is that like those piece of tin Kias?

CacaTender
04-18-2001, 01:21 PM
Well, Kang(sorry I'm a bit late, but I was real busy at work this week) that was the most interesting response I've heard from someone on this board. It seems that you might even have a mind, but I should not give you that much credit yet. As for me having to quote O&A, yeah I do... so what? People on this board quote Stern all the time. But if you want to have an intellegient convo about this, I am more than willing to participate. And, just because Fight Club had a couple of gay inuendos, does not mean I am gay bc/ I really liked the movie...? I liked the concept, the ideaology behind the movie, the fact that it was anti-establishment- something you may not understand... So I guess if the owner of a great restaurant is gay, then those that go there to eat are gay as well? That is such a limitted mentality... I am secure enough about my sexuality, that I can overlook a couple of gay inuendos thrown into a movie and enjoy it overall.

Fat & Drunk
04-18-2001, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
Well, Kang(sorry I'm a bit late, but I was real busy at work this week) that was the most interesting response I've heard from someone on this board. It seems that you might even have a mind, but I should not give you that much credit yet. As for me having to quote O&A, yeah I do... so what? People on this board quote Stern all the time. But if you want to have an intellegient convo about this, I am more than willing to participate. And, just because Fight Club had a couple of gay inuendos, does not mean I am gay bc/ I really liked the movie...? I liked the concept, the ideaology behind the movie, the fact that it was anti-establishment- something you may not understand... So I guess if the owner of a great restaurant is gay, then those that go there to eat are gay as well? That is such a limitted mentality... I am secure enough about my sexuality, that I can overlook a couple of gay inuendos thrown into a movie and enjoy it overall.
Are you finished now? Good. I'll have a tuna on rye and a medium pepsi.

Serve me server

Kang
04-20-2001, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by CacaTender:
Well, Kang(sorry I'm a bit late, but I was real busy at work this week) that was the most interesting response I've heard from someone on this board. It seems that you might even have a mind, but I should not give you that much credit yet. As for me having to quote O&A, yeah I do... so what? People on this board quote Stern all the time. But if you want to have an intellegient convo about this, I am more than willing to participate. And, just because Fight Club had a couple of gay inuendos, does not mean I am gay bc/ I really liked the movie...? I liked the concept, the ideaology behind the movie, the fact that it was anti-establishment- something you may not understand... So I guess if the owner of a great restaurant is gay, then those that go there to eat are gay as well? That is such a limitted mentality... I am secure enough about my sexuality, that I can overlook a couple of gay inuendos thrown into a movie and enjoy it overall.

Cacatender, define "interesting". Get over this "anti-establishment Fight-Club bullshit, the film wasn't an independent release, and won't show up on IFC or Encore in the near future. Take everything that comes out of Hollywood with a huge grain of salt.

Many of the anti-Stern posts, seem to rely on gay innuendo, I just recycled some of your "armies" ignorant crap and threw it back at you, if you don't "get it", and thought I was doing some anti-gay diatribe, that's too bad. ("I'm secure in my own sexuality", where did you get that, cliches.com?)
BTW,Cacatender, you don't quote "O&A", you "quote" their sound fx.

I listen to O&A very sporadically, they aren't "essential" to me like Stern "is/was"(according to who you speak to). For every one thing I may like(Anthony's sharp wit and some pretty funny sound fx) there are 5 or 6 things I don't like(namely Opie and the insufferable callers, "Today I learned... I could give a f**k what anybody learned!, and a plethora of half-assed comedians) If they brighten up your day and make you laugh, that's great.

"Likeability", and the " I could have a beer with them" factor , means f**k all to me. I don't watch Letterman or John Stewart or Conan and think "Hey, they care about the fans", or " I could have a beer with them" Who gives a f**k?.
Is Stern flawed?, hell yes! is he a bastard? hell yes!. But most of the bands or comedians(and friends and relatives) that I like are the same way.
There have been mornings in the early and mid 90's(and late 80's) when I had to be at work (or class)( usually a horrible job ) at 6, but as long as I had my walkman, I knew that between 6 and 11 there were a bunch of people trying their best to entertain me and make me laugh.Could the Stern show be better?, well yeah, but thats not up to me. The bottom line is that I have 15 years of surreal fun and entertainment to fall back on, so I greatly appreciate the Stern show. How many years do have to fall back on?. If you stopped listening ten years ago, It means you have a different sense of humour, and different things entertain you. It's only radio, so don't take it too seriously.

PETROCK
03-25-2009, 03:49 PM
O&A suck monkey balls and so do you dickwad.