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Jesus Is King
08-24-2000, 01:40 PM
Howard Stern RAPES children's mind everyday. He has no regard for human decendcy. He is an evil human being. He will burn in hell. He talks about sex on the radio, where children can hear him. He whores his family. He doesn't believe in GOD. He is a racist. He says bad things about the African-American community. GOD will strike down upon anyone that listens to him. All of you are to blame. You will not be forgiven. The devil created Howard Stern to tempt people. You have all fallen for that temptation. You are all going to hell. The devil will show no mercy. You sell your soul to him everytime you listen to Mr. Stern. Mr. Stern is the apple in the Garden of Eden. You are all Adams and Eves. God did not forgive them. He won't forgive you. The only hope now is to repent. Shut off your radios. Don't listen to Howard Stern anymore. Go to church and pray to God. Confess your sins. If you stop now, maybe God will forgive you. Take the righteous path. You are selling your soul and your eternity everytime you listen to him. You all praise Mr. Stern. He is a false idol in your mind. Stop now!
http://www.parentstv.org/
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DatTheStat
08-24-2000, 01:56 PM
Jesus sounds a lot like MLK from the "other" message board. It figures though, I would rather post on this site rather than on an imitators site.[hr]

Mutt
08-24-2000, 02:25 PM
That was one of the coolest posts I've ever seen. I couldn't make shit like that up if I wanted to. Where's LuCifer when you need him.

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BEAVIS
08-24-2000, 03:25 PM
being your a stern fan you must have to buy your replys from someone else.

hoo hoo i invented replys robin[hr]

Mutt
08-24-2000, 07:54 PM
I was just at Jesus' site and check out this page. I'm sure it was meant to offend you but, I thought it was funny. Lots of stern quotes and things that he's done that are "bad".

Some of the things are misquotes or wrong, but funny anyway. you know Howard is way too germ phobic to have eaten marshmellow cream off a girls ass. It's more likely that they are thinking about the time someone ate a marshmellow out of Jackie's ass. Man did they get that twisted or what.[hr]http://www.parentstv.org/publications/reports/sternreport/sternreport.html?HOWARD%20STERN

Casey-Stern
08-25-2000, 07:24 PM
Hey Jesus. Howard Stern is a huge part of my life. He is my number 1 hobby. I am 18 years old, and I do not believe in god-religion or any such non-sense. But after being a die hard Stern fan I can tell you the truth, because the King of all honesty would! I am a virgin. I have never gotten drunk or high in my life and I have never smoked before. I have a clean record and have never been incarcerated. I am what you would call a good person. Howard means more to me than God does because at least I KNOW he is real. Instead of talking about what's bad about Howard, take a look at me. I started listening as a chid, when I was 12 and I turned out great, im good in school as well as life. I have my chances for sex and drugs but I reject them and here's why: HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE. IT IS EVERYTHING EVIL AND BAD IN MY DAY, AND THAT HELPS ME TO BE GOOD THE REST OF THE DAY! May Howard Stern bless us all for years to come!! "LONG LIVE THE KING OF ALL MEDIA!!!"[hr]

germanmafia
08-25-2000, 07:52 PM
so what if u dont like him jesus you still listen and thats all that matters[hr]

Casey-Stern
08-25-2000, 08:09 PM
And Jesus. If I do end up in Hell, would it be so bad? All the cool, fun, outrageous people (according to you) will be there. Call me crazy, but it sounds like one big party!! :)[hr]

squidlips
08-25-2000, 08:24 PM
How could anyone not love a guy that describes himself as "Ed Sullivan on Acid"

Heck that one quote alone is funnier than 90% of the O&A show.[hr]

jane
08-26-2000, 10:42 AM
Now now, Jesus, you're auditioning for the show and you know it! You won't get on, tho, you're not original. Seek out some treatment for that anger![hr]

garzoo13
08-26-2000, 02:50 PM
Dear jesus is king
I find it interesting at the way that your message is given. You state that "god" will strike down any listeners, because we are to blame, and we will also will not be forgiven. Now you go on to say we must repent, confess our sins, take a righteous path, go to church, and pray, so god will forgive us. In your bio you state that you are a "listener", are you?, If so where does that put you? If you are not a listener, how
would be able to be a judge of what the Howard Stern Radio Show accually does? I am a listener, have been for 15 years, I also would like to think that I am very good human being. I believe that everyone should make a concious efford to be good to each other and I also believe that I have great morals. I also must confess that I do not go to church, do not believe in a god, and think that these things have nothing to do with anything. I know many people that do go to church and are avid believers in one kind of god or another. Out of all these people I think that my moral standars are higher then thiers, some cheet on thier spouses, others lie or steel. still more have laided hands on someone before, and I even know a couple who have done worse. But the one thing that all these people have in common is that once a week they go to confession and get "forgiven". I Don't believe in this, I hold myself to a higher standard, If I do something that I deam to be bad, I do not forgive myself and just go on with my life. I, on the other hand remember what I did and don't do it again. I give you credit for trying to push people into doing better, BUT this is a free country, and us being free people have the right to do what, where, and when we want to. Don't put down your fellow man just because they don't happen to agree or like what you do. thank you for your time, and have a nice day.......
yours truely
glenn reeder
glennreeder@mail.com[hr]

Gary Puppet
08-26-2000, 03:25 PM
I would rather have Howard Stern allegedly "rape my childs mind" than have an alleged man of God rape my childs ass!
:(


Now follower you may SHUT UP AND SITDOWN!:rotato::afs:[hr]

drbigcock
08-28-2000, 10:25 AM
Casey-Stern, an 18 year old virgin whose #1 hobby is listening to a morning radio show followed closely by daily masterbation? No drugs. No booze. No pussy. I suggest that you go to church next Sunday, ask God for forgiveness, and pray that you get laid soon. Priorities brother.
PS. It's little, huh ?[hr]

Casey-Stern
08-29-2000, 02:26 AM
I am hung like a tic-tac Dr. BigCock. Can I make an appointment with you? But, seriously, I live in New York and have about six friends that got a girl pregnant. Man, now their lives are nothing. No school, just work, work, work. That ain't for me, sorry! As for the drugs part, my father spent a total of six years in prison due to drug related incidents. It completely killed our relationship, and I don't want that to happen when I have kids. As for the drinking, I'm too scared that I'll get too drunk and reveal my "guy". But that was not the point of my writing. I wanted Jesus to realize that my mind was not raped, rather, enlightened! But good call on the small penis, man you were right on the money!!!


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.- (Long Live The King Of All Media!!!)[hr]

DatTheStat
08-29-2000, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by Casey-Stern:
..I live in New York and have about six friends that got a girl pregnant..

Please don't tell me that 6 guys got the same girl pregnant!!!! I don't think that that is what you are telling me...is it?!?![hr]

Casey-Stern
08-29-2000, 08:25 AM
No Dat you silly goose. 6 different couples. That would be something though , eh? Imagine the wel-fare check!!!


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.[hr]

dslim
09-07-2000, 02:10 PM
These Doo-Gooders who think they have the devine right to decide what is entertainment for all of us pose a far greater threat to society than anything that can possibly come out of Howard's mouth! Listen, I believe in God and all, and I am not going to Hell, but I have the God given sense to listen to shit that is funny and turn off shit that sucks! It is called COMEDY! Maybe you losers should take a peek at your radio's owner manual and brush up on how to operate the tuning knob. As far as your kids listening, sounds like you need to drop the bible, go to Mass only 3 or 4 times a day, and maybe try to find out what the hell your kids are up to. The problem is you, not Howard! What if I decided to form a group that thinks Jimmy Swaggert should be shut down because he pollutes minds. Same damn thing. I get a bunch of people to boycott shit because he got rich over playin off people's fear of going to Hell. That would be a fucking outrage wouldnt it if they pulled his plug? Since you believe people are too stupid to decide for themselves what entertainment is, why dont you float your ass to Cuba where everything is decided for you. I'll buy the raft! Just email me @ waterfls@aol.com. PS I went to that parents for responsible TV website looking to post this there, but they dont have the balls to offer one, like this site does. If I rot in Hell, so be it. Your rotting on earth.

AAA JOEY SC
09-09-2000, 11:04 AM
Everyday sex on the radio, where children can hear him. He whores the African-American community. Mr. Stern is the apple You all praise Mr. Stern. now!




WHERE IS THE ALLMIGHTY GOD WHEN IT COMES TIME TO FEED THE HUNGRY ALL OVER THE WORLD? WHERE IS THIS MERCIFULL GOD WHEN CHILDREN ARE BORN WITH UNCUREABLE DISEASES? WHERE IS THIS SECRATIVE GOD WHEN IT NATURAL DISATERS SUCH AS HURRICANES,FLOODS, FIRE, FAMINE,TORTURE, RAPE, MURDER, ABORTION, ETC..... HAPPENS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY. RELIGEON IS A HOAX CREATED MANY YEARS AGO. TRANSLATED COUNTLESS TIMES. WITH THE INTENT TO SCARE PEOPLE INTO A CERTAIN LIFESTYLE. I WISH PEOPLE WITH I.Q'S ABOVE ROOM TEMPATURE WOULD REALIZE THAT! IT DEFINETLY IS TO MUCH TO SWALLOW!!!


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drbigcock
09-09-2000, 11:21 AM
TOO MUCH TO SWALLOW. I hear ya on that one brother! God does have a sense of humor.

AAA JOEY SC
09-11-2000, 10:59 AM
THAT IS WHAT I GET OUT OF YOUR MESSAGE J.I.K.

leather3
09-13-2000, 11:35 AM
Idiot(J.I.K.),
I am a hardworking,church-going father of twins whos happily married,but I know enough not to let my kids listen to Howard...I think Howard is a genius,and I'd rather have him meet my kids then you....YOU SCARE ME!!

drbigcock
09-13-2000, 12:44 PM
I have to respectfully disagree. I think Howard is actually good for children. One thing that he stands for is honesty. Something that is difficult to find in our society. Some shows cross the line sure but most of the time the adult humor goes right over the kid's heads. When I played "Who wants to be a butt billioniare" with Kendra Jade for my 7 year old nephew he loved it. He thought that Kendra was going to poopie on the winner. He didn't know she was going to get buttfucked. We all laughed and had a great time.

Gerry Lincoln
09-17-2000, 08:25 PM
I have to agree with the doctor 100%

Howard is good for children and people of all ages.

My co-worker's mother, who is eighty-something is now addicted to Howard Stern.

She likes to listen to tapes with those long commercial breaks edited out (she said she hasn't got that much time left on the planet, and doesn't want to waste it listening to ads for mufflers, hair replacement, etc.)

She too, enjoyed "Butt Billionaire" — but she knew EXACTLY what it was about!

slash9814
09-18-2000, 03:45 AM
Howard bad for children??? HUH I guess these people would rather kids listen to dr.laura and be afraid of their bodies. We've seen dr.laura's body we know why she's afraid!

Suzilocks
09-27-2000, 04:55 PM
I'm always fascinated by how "religious" people, spouting off about Jesus and God, are always so full of hatred and venom toward what they're spouting off about (...you'll burn in hell...etc.) It's very wierd.

Modane
09-27-2000, 09:20 PM
OMG! i just saw the virgin mary in my window! :)

koaozz
11-15-2000, 09:47 PM
"what do ya mean i dont believe in God? i talk to him everyday" "what do mean i dont support your system? i goto court when i have to!" Dave Mustainewhats up with this jesus freak?:afs:

slash9814
11-16-2000, 12:21 AM
What do you mean I can't get to work on time, got nothing better to do.

koaozz
11-16-2000, 05:56 PM
if there's a new way...i'll be the first in line...

koaozz
11-16-2000, 06:13 PM
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FirstVenture
11-29-2000, 12:38 AM
how the hell is stern bad for kids, i think kids are screwed up by thier crazy parents stern is not whats wrong with kids, and religious freaks are a bad influence to all

slash9814
11-29-2000, 03:06 AM
Of course howard is bad for kids...who the hell want's a generation of honest children...god forbid!!!!

FirstVenture
11-30-2000, 05:30 PM
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FirstVenture
11-30-2000, 05:32 PM
stern is better to kids then kathie lee, look at her what shes doing to her kids and not to mention some kids from bangcock..blame her:dc:

Harris
11-30-2000, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by FirstVenture:
stern is better to kids then kathie lee, look at her what shes doing to her kids and not to mention some kids from bangcock..blame her:dc:

With all due respect she did supply them with work.

Jiblome1
11-30-2000, 07:20 PM
i'd rather have my kid listen to stern, than be buttfucked by a catholic priest

Casey-Stern
11-30-2000, 08:32 PM
i'd rather have my kid butt-fucked by stern than listen to a catholic priest.


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

FirstVenture
11-30-2000, 11:00 PM
stern is better for kids then that hypocrite dr laura that bitch is a fraud:blast::bb:

Casey-Stern
12-02-2000, 09:06 PM
Dr. Laura would be alright if she didn't look like the results of putting leather outside during pouring rain. No wait, she'd still look like crap!


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

FirstVenture
12-04-2000, 08:27 PM
:beer: after 10 beers dr laura is still fn ugly:bb:

O&AGUY
12-13-2000, 06:03 PM
jesus dude,
It really sucks how you put yourself above others and pass judgement and sentence on people who enjoy Howard Stern.
I'm a father of 2 and I'm smart enough to not let them listen to Howard or O&A.
You are a coward to come on this board and list your site,which by the way has no E-Mail addy so you can hear from people who may disagree with you. If you ask me ,its typical of most Christians to put religion before the Bill of Rights.
When will you learn that the Bible is just a book and nothing more.How many times has Christian Idealogy changed to keep up with scientific advances and keep the "Faith" current?
Try reading Darwin or Leaky.It may open ytour eyes a bit.

JoeyBoots
12-13-2000, 09:49 PM
OK, Dopey & Aintfunny guy, ask and you shall receive:

Registrant:
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113 S. West Street 2nd Floor
Alexandria, VA 22314

Domain Name: PARENTSTV.ORG

Administrative Contact, Billing Contact:
Alfonsi, Joe (JA3611) jalfonsi@MEDIARESEARCH.ORG
Media Research Center
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2nd Floor
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703-683-9733

:uzi: :ce:

O&AGUY
12-14-2000, 05:58 PM
Thanks Joeyboots.....time to have a little fun.

Lu Cifer
12-14-2000, 06:09 PM
Ok, let's ANALize this tragic attempt to "save our souls" by this unevolved cretin piece by piece, starting with his handle "Jesus Is King." Didn't Jesus say "render unto Ceaser what is Ceaser, and render unto God what is God's" so by saying he is King, you have foolishly neglected your "savior's" very own words.

Howard Stern RAPES children's mind everyday.

Really?! What childern do YOU know that listen to The Howard Stern Show? And how do you know they listen? Hey, I'd rather have them listen to Stern then run the risk of being REALLY raped, say, BY A CHRISTIAN PRIEST. Also, don't you mean "childern's mindS" with an S? As in PLURAL?

He has no regard for human decendcy. He is an evil human being. He will burn in hell.

SPELLCHECK! D-E-C-E-N-C-Y. Com'on man, those HOOKED ON PHONIX tapes can't cost all that much...and wait a second, I just remembered, didn't Jesus say JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF (actually an old Budist axium which Christians stole, but I digress...) so again, you have proven yourself to be a hypocrite. I think Howard Stern has not judged you, so you have no leg to stand on.

He talks about sex on the radio, where children can hear him.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't your bible say GO FORTH, BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLE. How do you expect to do this and NOT have sex?!?!?! I believe Howard Stern is proving to be better christian than you!

He whores his family.

No, you're thinking of Kathie Lee Gifford, another self-rightious, hollier-than-thou asshole...

He doesn't believe in GOD.

So? Lots of people don't. Last time I checked, Christianity isn't even close to being the most popular religious here on this 3rd rock from the sun, which, if people like yourself would learn to be tollerant of people who are different, wouldn't be such a tolietbowl.

He is a racist. He says bad things about the African-American community.

It's called HUMOR you idiot! Look into it! And whatever you do, don't buy any albums by Bill Hicks or George Carlin. I wouldn't want your frail skull to collapse!!!

GOD will strike down upon anyone that listens to him.

Really! God must have poor aim cuz he keeps missing. And here in South Florida, lightning capital of EARTH, I guess I should really be worried huh? *YAWN* ANY DAY NOW GOD! Is there a time limit or something??? Wake me up, cuz I'm bored as shit waiting!

All of you are to blame. You will not be forgiven.

Some ALL LOVING GOD huh?

The devil created Howard Stern to tempt people. You have all fallen for that temptation. You are all going to hell.

Good, cuz we sure as shit don't want to spend eternity with assholes like you!

The devil will show no mercy.

I hear she's good in bed. I can't wait!

You sell your soul to him everytime you listen to Mr. Stern. Mr. Stern is the apple in the Garden of Eden. You are all Adams and Eves. God did not forgive them. He won't forgive you. The only hope now is to repent. Shut off your radios. Don't listen to Howard Stern anymore. Go to church and pray to God.

What God? What if say, you're NATIVE AMERICAN. Y'all accept us "spear-chucking savages?"

Confess your sins.

No thanks, I've heard all about what those priests do in the confession boths, and I don't swing that way pally...

If you stop now, maybe God will forgive you. Take the righteous path.

Don't you mean SELF-righteous path of bigotry, ethnic-cleansing, witch-hunting, Spanish-inquisition, the world is flat, and keep women barefoot & prenant?

You are selling your soul and your eternity everytime you listen to him. You all praise Mr. Stern. He is a false idol in your mind.

And God and Jesus are false idols in our minds, so the feeling is mutual.

But, nonetheless, thank you very very much for proving just how stupid christians are, and thank you very very much for visiting SternFanNetwork.com and while you're at it, please tell all your "special friends" to go to HowardSternTV.net (http://www.howardsterntv.net) and in closing, HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THE STERN SHOW? OH BECAUSE YOU LISTEN EVERY DAY TO EVERY LAST SECOND!!! Thank you, and end of fucking discussion!

O&AGUY
12-14-2000, 08:02 PM
touche..Lucifer...not only was that right on the mark but it was really funny. Only one criticism....don't make fun of the guys spelling if your gonna make alot of them in your post...like I do?

Lu Cifer
12-14-2000, 08:35 PM
I couldn't resist! You can tell a spelling error when it's from typing too fast or just something that's a common mistake, but this Jesus Is King guy, you can TELL he has narry a clue at grasping the english language. I often time feel like the only person who uses a goddamn dictionary if I think I've spelled something wrong!!!

wilson
12-14-2000, 11:02 PM
Right on the money Lucifer.

Hardshl
03-02-2001, 12:06 PM
Lu Cifer. Excellent observation! Have to admit, you make more sense than Jesus. Amazing how people use the bible to 'purify' the rest of losers in our 'sinful' ways. Too bad their idea of heaven seem like a hell.

PHILLYKING11
03-02-2001, 02:43 PM
JESUS IS KING I WILL SKULL FUCK U WIT A RADIO PLAYIN THE HOWARD STERN SHOW BITCH.

slash9814
03-02-2001, 02:49 PM
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spindry
03-02-2001, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Jesus Is King:
Howard Stern RAPES children's mind everyday.
Listen, mister jesus is king, that would be STATUATORY rape...i think in the interest of fairness you might at least get your facts straight.

Doctor Ivan
03-02-2001, 07:12 PM
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Casey-Stern
03-05-2001, 06:50 PM
Religion is ruining this country. Thank god we have Howard to even out the playing field!


L.L.T.K.O.A.M.

The Belcher
03-06-2001, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Jesus Is King:
Howard Stern RAPES children's mind everyday. He has no regard for human decendcy. He is an evil human being. He will burn in hell. He talks about sex on the radio, where children can hear him. He whores his family. He doesn't believe in GOD. He is a racist. He says bad things about the African-American community. GOD will strike down upon anyone that listens to him. All of you are to blame. You will not be forgiven. The devil created Howard Stern to tempt people. You have all fallen for that temptation. You are all going to hell. The devil will show no mercy. You sell your soul to him everytime you listen to Mr. Stern. Mr. Stern is the apple in the Garden of Eden. You are all Adams and Eves. God did not forgive them. He won't forgive you. The only hope now is to repent. Shut off your radios. Don't listen to Howard Stern anymore. Go to church and pray to God. Confess your sins. If you stop now, maybe God will forgive you. Take the righteous path. You are selling your soul and your eternity everytime you listen to him. You all praise Mr. Stern. He is a false idol in your mind. Stop now! http://www.parentstv.org/

Um.... "human decendcy"? Sindce you cadn't spell, I mudst adssume thadt you are correcdt in your appraidsdal of my dedstindy.
You have condvindced me. If you'll excudse me, I mudsdt go redserdve a tickedt on the "Train to Hell". I hope I gedt an aisdle seat, judst in cadse theredse an accidendt, I wandt to be the firdst one off!

Okay, seriously, you have convinced me, and I will now go to church every Sunday from now on. I am sinful, and I don't want to be damned like these other people. Can you give me your phone number, so I can call you to discuss this further?

Thanks.

elmongo2
03-11-2001, 11:37 AM
Hey Jesus Freak,
Why cant you people get the message that we DONT want your services? And how come everytime you see something you dont like it has to be banned. Why....so you can "save" us?? Well maybe some of us DONT want to be saved! This is America which is supposed to be a free country (ever hear of "Freedom of Religion"?) Hey I'm gonna shock you for a second here....we actually have non-Christians on here, even a satanist! And I'm actually thinking about becoming a Muslim myself. I dont have anything against your religion but you people really piss me off when you try to force it on everyone else when WE DONT WANT IT! Here I'll type again for you....WE DONT WANT IT! Now get lost!

Fat & Drunk
03-11-2001, 11:42 AM
They really don't care about saving us. They're afraid that they will be tempted by what they see, and join the DARK SIDE. It's not our fault that they have no willpower to resist...

woots
04-09-2001, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Fat & Drunk:
They really don't care about saving us. They're afraid that they will be tempted by what they see, and join the DARK SIDE. It's not our fault that they have no willpower to resist...

Hey Jesus Dude,If I Go To One Of Your Services,Will One Of Your Women
Service Me?:bj:
Your Pal Satan Jr.

Gerry Lincoln
04-09-2001, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by elmongo2:
...you people really piss me off when you try to force it on everyone else when WE DONT WANT IT! Here I'll type again for you....WE DONT WANT IT! Now get lost!

...At least the Yids don't proselytize!

Pebbles
04-09-2001, 05:04 PM
Hey guys, while the posts are correct and funny by all Stern fans, I don't think dumb ass is coming back anytime soon. He's just gonna preach & go.

skytzoboy's ghost
04-13-2001, 03:00 PM
Very interesting....I'll have to visit hate mail more often! It's unbeleivable how many children's minds are corrupted by Howard. Every nursery school, day care center, and kindergarten I visit has the show on for the kiddies to hear.:npp:

F - Rosie
05-25-2001, 11:34 PM
Doctor Ivan...

I know you must hear this alot, but you are a MASTER!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

coolhand
05-31-2001, 08:06 PM
Hi, I am the actual son of God and I have to say...I like that Howard Stern.....like him a lot. I know what your thinking. This isn't Jesus, this is someone pretending to be Jesus. Well Jesus wouldn't have a sign on like Died4U or holeEtrinity.
Anyhow, lets lay off the burn in hell stuff. Leave Howard and his sponosors alone or I 'll have a bunch of locust bite your ass off

captainbangit
05-31-2001, 08:32 PM
You forgot about how he makes fun of the handicapped, and how he loves to talk about wiping and farting. You know, for someone who thinks that Howard is so evil...you sure know alot about the show.

coolhand
05-31-2001, 08:33 PM
Hi, I am the actual son of God and I have to say...I like that Howard Stern.....like him a lot. I know what your thinking. This isn't Jesus, this is someone pretending to be Jesus. Well Jesus wouldn't have a sign on like Died4U or holeEtrinity.
Anyhow, lets lay off the burn in hell stuff. Leave Howard and his sponosors alone or I 'll have a bunch of locust bite your ass off

captainbangit
05-31-2001, 08:48 PM
Hey Jesus dude, Everyone is just giving you a hard time. I am very sincere...I want to be your friend. I can see that you are searching for the love and attention that you obviously do not have in your life. That's why I'm inviting you over to my house for an afternoon of bonding and pure friendship. We could build ramps together and jump them with our bicycles, then afterwords we could build a fort and play war. Then we could drink kool-aid and throw dirt-bombs at each-other. If you really want to go wild, we can also ride our bicycles thru peoples front yards. You just need a friend. You rock Jesus dude.

Whitesnakeone
08-02-2001, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Jesus Is King:
Howard Stern RAPES children's mind everyday. He has no regard for human decendcy. He is an evil human being. He will burn in hell. He talks about sex on the radio, where children can hear him. He whores his family. He doesn't believe in GOD. He is a racist. He says bad things about the African-American community. GOD will strike down upon anyone that listens to him. All of you are to blame. You will not be forgiven. The devil created Howard Stern to tempt people. You have all fallen for that temptation. You are all going to hell. The devil will show no mercy. You sell your soul to him everytime you listen to Mr. Stern. Mr. Stern is the apple in the Garden of Eden. You are all Adams and Eves. God did not forgive them. He won't forgive you. The only hope now is to repent. Shut off your radios. Don't listen to Howard Stern anymore. Go to church and pray to God. Confess your sins. If you stop now, maybe God will forgive you. Take the righteous path. You are selling your soul and your eternity everytime you listen to him. You all praise Mr. Stern. He is a false idol in your mind. Stop now! http://www.parentstv.org/

Excuse me but, didnt Jesus say that he loves us all no matter what andddddddddddddddd
he also said that he forgives us for ALL our sins...no matter whAT THEY ARE.....AS LONG AS WE ASK HIM FOR FORGIVENESS.
i THINK YOU HAVE THIS PERSONAL DISLIKE FOR HOWARD....CAUSE YOUR NOT MAKING ANY SENCE.
sINCERLY, dAVID cOVERDALE

asteve5
08-02-2001, 09:40 AM
Hey what's all this Jesus VS Howard talk, this is the sports section, you know, now get out of here with this radio talk!!!
J-E-T-S jets, jets, jets!!!

The God Of Fertility
08-03-2001, 01:48 PM
Nothing is better for my children then Stern! I make them shut up and watch the Howard Stern Show! If they take their eyes of the screen I whack them with the sknny/flexible part of a fishing rod

Learn from the genius with a tiny penis!

Plus Children are encouraged to watch nature shows(Pornography)

DAMN YOU JESUS FREAK!! YOU DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO FOLLOWING A FICTIONAL CHARACTOR!! DAMN YOU YOU LOSER!:afs:

flesh eater
11-14-2001, 12:57 PM
Jesus is not king. He is prime minister.

AWShwako
11-14-2001, 06:55 PM
I know this is off the subject but I just went to the belcher's web site. That's some of the funniest shit I have heard in years. If you're still on this chat, my hat is off to you buddy.

JoeyBoots
11-16-2001, 11:56 AM
These Jesus dudes crack me up.

How many radio personalities are prosecuted every year for molesting little kids?

How many Jesus freaks are prosecuted every year for molesting kids?

Get back to me on that Jesus freak. :gdf:

AWShwako
11-16-2001, 03:10 PM
This bullshit group used to have a bunch of quotes on their website by stern i guess to show his delinquency. They were hilarious. I think they took them down though.

BrunoBustaBalls
10-23-2002, 03:13 AM
Originally posted by Gary Puppet
I would rather have Howard Stern allegedly "rape my childs mind" than have an alleged man of God rape my childs ass!
:(


Now follower you may SHUT UP AND SITDOWN!:rotato::afs:[hr]


ha ha!! know that is FUNNY!! Figuers this fucking bitch just post one and leaves.. fuckin coward!!!

badconnex
01-21-2003, 02:13 PM
:o really???

MisterFacetious
01-21-2003, 02:22 PM
Wow. A thread with (in this order of appearance) Skytzoboy's Ghost, Casey Stern, Squidlips, Jane, Gary Puppet, AAA Joey SC, Slash, Jiblome, Lu Cifer, Wilson, Spindry, the Belcher, Fat and Drunk, woots, Pebbles and Asteve, all together (not to mention the people still posting here lately).

Wowie.