I got a kick out of hearing him do his talk-over during Imagine this morning, but I don't think that's the best choice for an opening song for his Sirius channels.

The caller this morning mentioned RATM's Guerilla Radio ("All Hell can't stop us now!"), which I thought was a cool idea. RATM's Renegades of Funk would be cool, too:

No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now

We're the renegades in this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades
Renegades in this atomic age
This atomic age of renegades

Since the Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece,
Right down through the Middle Ages...
Planet earth kept going through changes.
And then the renaissance came, the times continued to change
Nothing stayed the same, but there were always renegades
Like Chief Sitting Bull, Tom Payne
Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcom X
They were renegades of their time and age
The mighty Renegades

[snip...]

Now renegades are the people with their own philosophies
They change the course of history
Everyday people like you and me
We're the renegades we're the people
With our own philosophies
We change the course of history
Everyday people like you and me
C'mon

We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk

etc...

What other songs would make a great opening for Douche 100 (or whatever it is eventually called)?

RATM's Guerilla Radio :punk:

This is too easy...

"The Great American Nightmare" from the Private Parts soundtrack, featuring Rob Zombie.

This is too easy...

"The Great American Nightmare" from the Private Parts soundtrack, featuring Rob Zombie.

Is that a new one? ;)

The Great American Nightmare

i have heard this song a thousand times and i still love it. Once they get settled at Sirius the gang should switch back to this song.

your so vain, by carly simon :D

Big Dumb Sex by Soundgarden

Don’t you don’t you want to thrill me
Don’t you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it’s ugly
But now don’t you want to touch it anyway

I’ve been looking for a reject
And you ain’t had nothing like me yet
Don’t you think it’s time for motion
I can take what you’ve been pushin’

Hey I know what to do
I’m gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you
Fuck you
Ya I know what to do
I’m gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you
Fuck you I’m gonna

I’m the beast and you’re the master
You’re the meat of the matter
I’m no fool for discretion
When it’s on the tip of my tongue

Don’t’ you don’t you want to thrill me
Don’t be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it’s ugly
But now don’t you want to touch it anyway

If he's going for a loud song...
"Mr. Self Destruct"
"Head like a hole" both by Nine Inch Nails
"Fight Fire With Fire" by Metallica

If he's going for a slow song...
"A warm place"
"The Great Below"
"The day the world went away" all 3 by Nine Inch Nails(are you noticing a pattern here? :) )

If he's going for a rap song...
"Fuck The World" by Insane Clown Posse (this song holds the world record for saying the word fuck the most times)

If he's going for a rap song...
"Fuck The World" by Insane Clown Posse (this song holds the world record for saying the word fuck the most times)


And Insane Clown Posse holds the record for sucking the most.

And Insane Clown Posse holds the record for sucking the most.


I cannot believe you just said that. :(

Mars / Holst

This has already been answered, there can be only one song and it must be this:

Metallica

Free Speech For The Dumb

Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free fucking speech

Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free speech, free speech for the dumb
Free fucking speech

Edit: Howard, listen to this song before you read the lyrics.

I cannot believe you just said that. :(

No, its true...

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/insane%20clown%20posse%20.worst%20band%20ever.

EDIT: (hopefully) fixed bad link

TOOL...pick a song

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HOWARD STERN AND SFN ROCK!!!

2 Live Crew
Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance


In fact this song should play in the background throughtout the show. Whores in the House is OK but it doesn't touch this great song.

The Great American Nightmare

i have heard this song a thousand times and i still love it. Once they get settled at Sirius the gang should switch back to this song.

they should just keep it. instead of playing the version they play now, play the uncensored version...mothafucka!

they should just keep it. instead of playing the version they play now, play the uncensored version...mothafucka!

I agree.
There is NO other choice!!

How about his old opening song where they spell out his name and it's kind of punk rock? I love that one!