Here are mine, if I could call in (this post is fucking wordy):

1. Were you aware that Howard wad beaten in school by the angry blacks who hated his white, jew ass?

2. Why should the right to free specch in the U.S. be extended to protect Howard's show if Howard intends on doing some soft core porn material and use swear words? Should the word fuck be allowed on the air anywhere?

3. Was Howard the first to develop the shock jock format? E.g. Weeze in The Morning, a Howard Stern clone, claims that Joey Reynolds in Chicago was the first to do it, other names like Michael Savage etc. get tossed around. Was Howard truly the first and does he owe anyone a debt of gratitude?

4. Does it bother them when Howard is called a hook nose jew bastard? Does Howard get alot of hate thrown at him because he is Jewish and does this bother them?

5. Why did they give Howard such a shitty name?

6. Is Vinaigrette salad dressing the same as Oil and Vinegar dressing? Was Howard or was Robin the whiney bitch after that contest?

7. Should Howard legitimately run for political office?

8. Sing the Bear Went Over the Mountain.

9. If your granddaughter was drafted into serving in Iraq, would you advise her to dodge the draft or serve in Iraq?

10. Who was better for the show, Jackie or Artie.

11. If Ben Stern was compelled to shart in one these people's faces, who would he choose: Allison, Bababooey or Tom Chiusano?

question for Ray:

Did you swollow any loads that could have potentially been famous radio personalities?

10. Who was better for the show, Jackie or Artie.

That's a keeper ...

question for Ray:

Did you swollow any loads that could have potentially been famous radio personalities?

:lol:

The person calling that one in should be "Jack Meehoffer" to see if Mr. Stern catches the O'Reilly reference.

:lol:

The person calling that one in should be "Jack Meehoffer" to see if Mr. Stern catches the O'Reilly reference.

She gets all frazzled when people ask her about sex. That would be great to keep pounding her with sex questions until she has a breakdown.

"Do you like black cock?"
"Deep throat?"
"Ever have sex with a Horse?"

"For God's sake! Leave me the fuck alone! What the fuck is wrong with you assholes? I don't even know what bukake means! AGGGHHHHH!"

LOL, that shit is the best . I try calling and if I can I would ask if she ever tosted salad or liked being tosted :69:

Here are mine, if I could call in (this post is fucking wordy):

1. Were you aware that Howard wad beaten in school by the angry blacks who hated his white, jew ass?

2. Why should the right to free specch in the U.S. be extended to protect Howard's show if Howard intends on doing some soft core porn material and use swear words? Should the word fuck be allowed on the air anywhere?

3. Was Howard the first to develop the shock jock format? E.g. Weeze in The Morning, a Howard Stern clone, claims that Joey Reynolds in Chicago was the first to do it, other names like Michael Savage etc. get tossed around. Was Howard truly the first and does he owe anyone a debt of gratitude?

4. Does it bother them when Howard is called a hook nose jew bastard? Does Howard get alot of hate thrown at him because he is Jewish and does this bother them?

5. Why did they give Howard such a shitty name?

6. Is Vinaigrette salad dressing the same as Oil and Vinegar dressing? Was Howard or was Robin the whiney bitch after that contest?

7. Should Howard legitimately run for political office?

8. Sing the Bear Went Over the Mountain.

9. If your granddaughter was drafted into serving in Iraq, would you advise her to dodge the draft or serve in Iraq?

10. Who was better for the show, Jackie or Artie.

11. If Ben Stern was compelled to shart in one these people's faces, who would he choose: Allison, Bababooey or Tom Chiusano?

question for Ray:

Did you swollow any loads that could have potentially been famous radio personalities?

those are some damn good questions.....i look forward to hearing some of them posed. :tu:

"Do You Still Wear Mohair Panties?"

those are some damn good questions.....i look forward to hearing some of them posed. :tu:

Is the telephone number posted anywhere? Right now, I can't even get Sirius here in the backwoods of Canada.

Is the telephone number posted anywhere? Right now, I can't even get Sirius here in the backwoods of Canada.

Double A gave it out last night.....i don't recall it though....anyone?

Just exactly what should I put in my pipe and smoke it?

the number is 888-783-7610

Just exactly what should I put in my pipe and smoke it?

the number is 888-783-7610

:lol: :weed:

got it.....1.888.STERN.100 :hw:

Ray, how big is your bush?

They're both elderly and it's not too cool to hammer them... I hope they prescreen callers. Seriously.

They're both elderly and it's not too cool to hammer them... I hope they prescreen callers. Seriously.

but i think they can both handle it.

after all, they've been asked worst things by HS himself...

They're both elderly and it's not too cool to hammer them... I hope they prescreen callers. Seriously.

Siriusly, Howard needs things going at Sirius, this is another bit that has alot of potential, if there is controversey that spills into mainstream media, it's the Stern magic selling more subs for Sirius...I like Howard's parents but his father can run with anything, you won't phase him, I would feel bad bashing Howard's mom but her genuine reactions to this stuff are funny....they have heard Howard's show for over 20 years, they can handle it.

If they need a screener Joey could screen the callers because he knows what would be funny and could intervene and bash the caller if things get out of hand, just like he does at SFN, werd.

I'd like to ask ben:

1. Is your VCR currently flashing 12:00?

2. Have any war stories?

3. When you were a kid just how many things could you buy with a nickel?

4. On some discovery channel bullshit, they declared that ronald reagan was the greatest American ever. Who should it have been?

5. Have you ever been arrested?

6. Did things go downhill once we gave women the vote?

7. Now that Rosa Parks is dead, can we all admit she just was too lazy to get out of that seat?

8. Did you have a bachelor party when you got married to Rae? What went on?

9. Are you a member of any Fraternal organizations like the Elks, Shriners or Masons?

01. What is your favorite word?

02. What is your least favorite word?

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

04. What turns you off?

05. What is your favorite curse word?

06. What sound or noise do you love?

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

09. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?