The Murderers Row Show : 9-21-02 [Archive]

Mutt

09-21-2002, 05:23 PM

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Widget & me went down to see the Murderers Row Show. There's a great Japanese Hibachi place around the corner that we had diner at. Diner ran late, so we got to the show late. We missed Scott Demo's act, but Sean Sexton was still on stage.</td>
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Since we were late, we had to sit in the back. The place was dark, and the photos aren't that great. Sean was jerking off a whiffleball bat and would yell "spa" when he came on the chicks in the audience. I have no clue what "spa" means but it was funny non the less.</td>
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The highlight of the night was when KC did my you know what I hate joke. :) "Ya know what I hate, I hate it when I'm reading the paper and taking a shit and the damn asshole at the newsstand keeps bugging me for his 50 cents."</td>
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KC did a lot of jokes about if he was gay and crappin himself. I still didn't know if it was ok to take photos so I only clicked off a couple. Next week, I'll be setup ahead of time for the best photos possible.</td>
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I got the distinct impression that these guys thought I was crazy for snapping photos. As a last minute surprise, Liz Russo took the stage. She was dirty, sexy, and funny.</td>
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All of the comics were approachable and friendly. KC's grandmother is a little uncomfortable with sex on the television. There'd be a lot more room if she'd just move the VCR.</td>
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Jimmy "BigDaddy" Graham was the MC and a funny comic to boot. We thought it was funny how he stood behind the wall and introduced himself.</td>
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Finally a good pic of KC Armstrong. Widget says he's hot, shame he's gay. :) cough...fagot...homo...cough</td>
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Jimmy isn't just a comic, he's also SFN member, <a href="http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=20143">roundboy</a>.</td>
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Reverend Bob Levy was funny as hell and just sort of rolled with the crowd. It wasn't some rehashed act, alot of it was improved funny bullshit. Here he is, doing his trademark ass eating bit.</td>
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It was tough to get a good photo from the back, but I tried my best. He put vanilla ice cream in her panties and preceded to lick it out. She was pulling away from him and he held on, face still in ass, as she ran away. Bob gave her a shirt for being such a good sport.</td>
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I wish I had a photo of the guy wearing Captain Kangaroo's jacket. Bob was ripping on the audience and we were dying when he'd make gay remarks to him and his wife.</td>
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I guess you never get used to seeing Bob eat ass as she tries to escape. I need to start video taping these things, because the photos alone just don't do a comedy show justice.</td>
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We hung out between shows and bullshitted with he boys. Bob bought us a couple beers and talked about SFN and Bob's show next friday. KC was busy chatting with all the hot hair dressers, and peddling his KC "NICE" t-shirts.</td>
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Jimmy says he tried out "<a href="http://www.sweetrelease.com" target="_blank">Sweet Release</a>", a product featured on Howard that makes a guys spooge taste like apples. He says if they had one that tastes like cheese steaks, he might have to go gay.</td>
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Jimmy was showing off his new piercings, and Widget couldn't control herself. We had a great time and Jimmy really seemed to like it too.</td>
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Round boys rule! Jimmy said I was a round boy and wondered how he had missed me during the first show. He started to get into a round boy talk with me, but the waitress broke it up. </td>
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Second time around we got to hear Scott Demo. Right about this time, the waitress dumped an entire tray of drinks down my arm. I later found out the she told the other waitress' how I had grabbed my drink and dumped over her tray. So not only did I have a wet arm and she still charged me for our drinks, but she was telling the other girls that I was an ass. Nice, thanks.</td>
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Sean, sat right down at the front table and did his act from there. He does a very visual joke about raping an old lady in the ass that had the drunken crowd rolling.</td>
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Sean loves his wife. His love for her gets stronger and stronger every day. He cheats on her though. He has sex with young girls. He hight even lick their pussy. It was a very loving romantic story.</td>
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These are the big eared twins that took most of the abuse for the second show.</td>
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KC looks evil in this pic.</td>
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Another round of Sean shooting his load. You want me to glaze your doughnut? poot poot poot Spa!</td>
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When Sean's dating a women there comes a time when they ar already to take it to the next level. He gets right up close to her and kicks her in the cunt. Then maybe he'll punch her in the pussy. This chick thought it was hysterical.</td>
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Sean said he feels comfortable enough with us to be himself, so he put on this bizarre looking mask.</td>
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My friend from SternFanNetwork loves that joke. I was so busy trying to video KC saying my joke, but I was having camera trouble. Hit the wrong button and by the time I got it working, he had already told the joke and plugged SFN. Damn! missed it.</td>
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KC did this sly little smile after each joke about fucking a family member. He hates when his friends are going to gang rape his sister and they make him turn off the camcorder. Now whats his father going to wack off to.</td>
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You know what I hate, I hate when I dream about eating my grandmothers homemade pudding and I wake up with a spoon in her diaper. I hate that, I can never get that taste out of my goatee.</td>
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There weren't a lot of volunteers for the ass eating closer. Widget got up with 2 other chicks. We sung row row row your boat in a musical chairs kind of way to pick a girl. The first chick backed out. After a second song, the terrorists girlfriend was picked. Widget escaped the ice cream ass eating.</td>
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Now thats a good pic. He's really in there. Bob eats ass.</td>
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Boy, does he look like he liked that. In some states this might be considered rape. Bob grabbed another handful of ice cream for a second go.</td>
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Bob had been ripping on this guy saying that he was an exploding shoe terrorist. We were sitting with them and he didn't look like he was enjoying being called Ackmed. Funny that his chick would wind up with Bob's face in her ass. Bob invited him up fir a little ass eating of his own.</td>
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This one is the best photo of the all. This pic screams fun. How can you see it and not want to hit the next Murderers Row Show.</td>
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We were supposed to hit the Kenneth Kieth Kallenback band after the show, but we wound up staying for the second show. We'll have to catch them next time. I need something to record audio. Both Rev Bob and KC plugged SFN. :^) I wish I had audio or video of it.We had a great night and reccomend that you all try to catch their show.