Friday
& Saturday
February
24 & 25 -Circles Comedy Club
-Staten Island, NY
-Call: (718) 983-6333 For Reservations
-w/ rev bob levy,Yucko the Clown, Shuli & Billy Mira

Friday
March
3 -Downtowns
-982 Main St., Fishkill, NY
-Call: (845) 897-3686
rev bob levy,chris mcdevit

Saturday
March 4
@ 8:00 pm
Doors open
@ 7:30 pm -West End Fire Co.
-1319 Park Ave., Quakertown, PA
-For tickets call (215) 536-6650 or
- Email your name, phone #, & # of tickets.
-w/ rev bob levy,Craig Gass, Geno Bisconte, Open Mike
-Hosted by Thomas w/ Constantine
-Tickets $25 in advance, $30 at door
-Includes hot dog and chips. beer, soda, and water available Must be 21 to enter, ID required.

Wednesday
March
8 -Uncle Vinny's Comedy Club
-at Ferrara's Cafe
-518 Arnold Ave, Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
-Call: (732) 899-3900 rev bob levy

- friday and saturday march 10th and 11th
Doylestown Comedy Cabaret rev bob levy shuli and sal friday show at 9 pm ..saturday show at 1015
-Poco's Restaurant
-625 N. Main Street., Doylestown, PA
-Call: (215) 345-JOKE

Wednesday
March
15 comedy shortcuts
-at The Woodbine Entertainment Complex
-Route 73 N & Remington Ave, Pennsauken, NJ
-Call: (856) 317-1000 rev bob levy

Friday &
Saturday
March
17 & 18
@ 10:00 pm
for each show -Comedy Cabaret
-at the Clarion Hotel
-1450 Rt. 70 East, Cherry Hill, NJ
-Call: (856) 866-JOKE
-w/ rev bob levy,Paul Del'Angelo & Shuli

Friday &
Saturday
March
24 & 25
2 shows
per night -Mardi Gras
-8040 E. McDowell Rd, Scottsdale, AZ
-Call: (480) 970-5707
-w/ rev bob levy, Craig Gass, Mike Morse, Yucko the Clown & Shuli

Thursday
March
30
@ 8:00 pm
-The Comedy Shoppe Too
-at the Radisson Hotel
-21 Kingsbridge Road, Piscataway, NJ
-w/ rev bob levy,Joe Conte, Kenny Michaels

Friday &
Saturday
May 19 & 20 -Riddles Comedy Club in Chicago
-1575 South Harlem Ave., Orland Park, IL
-Call: (708) 444-0234 for more information
-w/ rev bob levy, Yucko the Clown & Brad Thacker

Is Cincinatti closer to Quaker PA or CHi? BTW REV..the nikkahs in the studio dug the plug...Gravitas ya foul mouthed Yankee. :beer:

also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool:

Is Cincinatti closer to Quaker PA or CHi? BTW REV..the nikkahs in the studio dug the plug...Gravitas ya foul mouthed Yankee. :beer: cool,anytime :cool:

Bob, I am THE most miserable fuck on this Board....

when can I sit in on the MM show ?

Awesome schedule, I am going down to Philly to see my buddy in March...I would love to catch a live show...

Are you planning on booking any shows in the San Francisco area?

I got you to phone yourself and call yourself a cocksmoking faggot up in Buffalo !
and according to my family I spend more Time on here than Joey!

I'm definitely going to try and come to at least ONE!!

HA! I got married at the Woodbine................back in the '90's. They've really cleaned it up again!

also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool:

Hey bob, dont forget about me! :) :D

Are you going to pick anyone WHO DOESN'T KISS ASS on this board???? :rolleyes:

Hey bob, dont forget about me! :) :D i have names from last time thats why i,m only picking 6 this time :cool:

Are you going to pick anyone WHO DOESN'T KISS ASS on this board???? :rolleyes: yes i a,m. i wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool:

yes i a,m i,m wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool:

Because my new girlfriend will get naked. Enough said. :)

Is there any chance you could pick up the tab for a flight from the UK?

Plus a hotel room. A gentleman needs some walk around money too.

i have names from last time thats why i,m only picking 6 this time :cool:

cool dude! you're the best

also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool:

Hey Bob. I'm sure there's no reason why I would actually ever be a guest on, or work for, the show. So something like the roast would give me a chance to be in the studio live and watch some funny ass shit and maybe feel like a part of the show for a few minutes. Been a fan forever, met some of the cast at different times, but sitting - in on a show I think is the coolest, besides actually becoming part of a show. WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAA, now I'm just starting to sound whiny. Just saying, it would be cool. Hey and my birthday's in March. Hopefully I'll see ya @the next roast.

bob are you coming to detroit (area) anytime soon?

Bob, I am THE most miserable fuck on this Board....

when can I sit in on the MM show ? we will have a email account set up for the show and we will pick the most fucked up one to have come in live and hit scores with after the show.. :cool:




and we will book gigs all over the country once things seetle down for all you people around the country..


well gotta get back to work..have fun fuckers :cool:

Sorry to interupt but who is after Ronnie? and where is the info about "miserable men info and how to get to the next roast"

Are you taking bids on being in the audience for the next roast?

I bid 15 lbs of Swedish fish.

yes i a,m. i wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool:

By the way, I'm an hour away in Connecticut so I can drive in, no arrangements need to be made for me. :)

Seriously, I really would love to see the new studios. I'm sure it's a palace compared to the rathole at 92.3. When I played Stump The Booey, my g/f was afraid to sit on the couch in the green room, lol.

Sorry to interupt but who is after Ronnie? and where is the info about "miserable men info and how to get to the next roast"

Are you taking bids on being in the audience for the next roast?

I bid 15 lbs of Swedish fish.

the miserable men show is taking one week off and then will return i will post the time and dates when i get them..also if you wanna be at the next roast write up why you should be there to see it live in the studio.....i wont announce whos next till after the roast that day...right after the ronnie roast you will know who it is :cool:



gotta go ..i,ll cheack in later today :cool:

I could represent the "women" population.
I'm not your average listener.
Been a fan since the mid-80's.........I'm 35 with 2 kids and married.
I get hammered from friends and family for being such a diehard fan.
....oh! and plus it would probably piss my husband off!!! HA

It would be one of the highlights of my life!

Another reason: I'm a SOUTH Jersey Girl! he-he
Plus i have family in the city and could shack up with them!! :D

Bob, you should pick me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's something unusual...

Siriusly though, unless the show is willing to fly in and put up someone, I'm not making the show. Pick me and then let me pass that spot on to someone else. Let me share in your power...and together we can rule the universe!

also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this :cool:

I gotta story that runs the gambit [from a total 8 year virginal 'fuck-tation' to a 16 year 'revenge-athon' ]...This bitch takes the cake and EATS it, too...where can I post a one page story that spans all the years and all the lies?
There's deceit, intrigue, and I can even deliver a divorced Father - Daughter Reunion that happens on the show...[we've only just now met over the internet on MySpace...I'd love to talk to her LIVE over the phone for the first time on your show...]

Fuck I will be in Florida the 3rd through the 5th when you come to Quakertown, that sucks. I guess I will see ya next time. I hope that show at westend fire co. goes great so you come back there again.

Oh Bob by the way i'm not going to suck your dick or get weak in the knees to get invited to the roast show. That should be reason enough.


Bob keep up the great work.

How can we get Kid Chris booted out of wysp so Howard can hire him. His show would be great on sirius. I have not listened to him since Jan 9 or any other testicular radio.

Fuck I will be in Florida the 3rd through the 5th when you come to Quakertown, that sucks. I guess I will see ya next time. I hope that show at westend fire co. goes great so you come back there again.

Oh Bob by the way i'm not going to suck your dick or get weak in the knees to get invited to the roast show. That should be reason enough.


Bob keep up the great work.

How can we get Kid Chris booted out of wysp so Howard can hire him. His show would be great on sirius. I have not listened to him since Jan 9 or any other testicular radio.

i dont want you to suck my dick i can find someone to do that hahahaa..i want people to write why i should pick them and why they love the stern show and what it would mean yo them,,.shit like that.. :cool: since i got siriuse i havent listern to regular radio much either...i love sirius and the music is fucking great :cool:

the miserable men show is taking one week off and then will return i will post the time and dates when i get them..also if you wanna be at the next roast write up why you should be there to see it live in the studio.....i wont announce whos next till after the roast that day...right after the ronnie roast you will know who it is :cool:



gotta go ..i,ll cheack in later today :cool:

Rev, just wanted to tell you, your shows have been the best thing on Howard 100/101 besides Howard. I don't get why drive time flunkies like Bubba and Farrall get a show and you don't. :mad:

i here uyre lookins for a raezon whi too pix somuns fo diz roazt. i spellz worze dan youz.

:hw:

Been a fan for 16 years. Bought every book. Saw the movie on opening night with 10 other people. Still have a couple of vhs's including Butt Bongo. Active member of SFN for 4 years. Donated toenail clipper money to Joey Boots (I did, ask him). I've had Sirius since I went to the rally in 2004. I also have it in mine and my husband's cars. I bought OnDemand as soon as it was available on Comcast.

You should pick me because there is no way in hell I would ever see the studio since I am not a hot chick who will show her boobs! Sit me in the back row, I will just be happy to be there!







oh and same for lisa c - but she might show her boobs ;)

[QUOTE=Nursegrrl8][B]:hw:

Been a fan for 16 years. You should pick me because there is no way in hell I would ever see the studio since I am not a hot chick who will show her boobs! Sit me in the back row, I will just be happy to be there!

yeah!! Me and nursegrrl representing SOUTH JERSEY!!




:2thumbs:

yes i a,m. i wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool:

I have been a Howard Stern Show listener since 6:45 pm on Friday, 8/28/84.

I have listened to every HS show since then.

I probably have missed less than 10 shows since '84, (22 years).

I've taped every show on cassette since then.

I would tape, then listen back to that day's show, later that particular day.

The 3pm-> 7pm shows on WNBC days were a piece of cake.

I was pissed as Hell when I tuned in to WNBC after we all survived that cunt Hurricane Gloria, only to find out H & crew were fired by M.T.M.'s stoopid x-husband.

Is Grant Tinker DEAD yet? I hope so.

The getting up at 5:58am, 5 days a week for 21 years is a little tuff, but it's well worth hearing that fuckin' alarm clock go off at that un-godly hour, knowing that the Stern show was gonna be on the air.

"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERBUBBA, UHHH IT'S WAY TOO EARLY ROBIN..........."

I probably saw Howard's first N.Y. TV appearance back in 1981, on, "The Uncle Floyd Show", on VHF Channel 30.

He brought Floyd and Oogie, crappy WNBC promotional presents, in a HUGE white paper bag, that Tiny (RIP funny man) Tim would have been proud of.


I've watched, and taped all the Channel 9 shows.

I've taped and saved ALL the HS E! shows.

I think I've missed maybe 15 E! shows, in the 11 years it was on.

I bought all the HS Pay-Per-View specials.

Then bought the VCR tapes when H sold them commercially.

I bought "CRUCIFIED BY THE FCC" .

I bought H's and R's books.

Saw "Private Parts" 3 times at a movie theater .

Taped "Private Parts" off of HBO, then bought the VCR tape, DVD, cassette and CD of P.P.'s.

I have H's Leroy Nieman's painting / poster on the wall above this computer.

I've made / dubbed 75, 90 minute casettes, full of my very own 'BEST OF STERN' bits.

I woke up those, all too few, Saturday mornings, when H and crew did their Nationally syndicated show.

I've taped all of H and R's guest appearances on TV shows.

I saw Jackie, Gary, Fred, Nancy, and that freak Shavon at C.W. Post in 1988, along with 150 other Stern Show fans.

The auditorium was only half filled, which was crazy because the tickets were only $5.00 each.

I taped the Post show on cassette, but my copy came out shitty, thanks to those fuckers at Memorex.

The one time in my miserable fucking life, that I didn't use a Maxell tape, it came back and bit me in the fucking ass.

What a stupid time to pinch pennies.

The night before the Post gig, I stayed up until 4am, to watch Nancy do the Joe Franklin Show.

I thought it was cool that someone actually went to the trouble of finding Joe's grave, digging him up, and propping him up in a chair, to do the Siriani segment.

I mean, Joe died in what, 1952, right?????????

The high-lite of the post-Post show was getting some free Joke Cards from Jackie, and talking to Nancy, while Jackie ran around the auditorium selling his crap, to any sucker who had no clue about the value of a dollar.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

You might ask, what was played at 6:45pm on 8/28/84, that got me hooked on Da Stern Show??????


'GAYLAGAN'S ISLAND'.

"OOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSKKKKIIPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!"

Since that fateful day, when I tuned into WNBC , I've been obsessed with the Stern show.

I love the show, and everyone associated with it.

Whether you pick me, or not, Mr. Levy is up to YOU.

I DO think it's quite amazing that you hang out with us here, on SFN. Thanks.

I also like your comedic style on the Stern Show.

I think of you as a: 'COMEDIC ASSASSIN'.

Meaning that when you do the Stern show, you're willing to hide in the background, and not demand that the focus of attention be on you all the time.

You drop your comedy quips quickly, then move on to the next joke. We aren't subjected to the Jackiesque gaffowing that demands we pay attention to you all the time.

I think it's cool when Howard goes, "What??? What did you just say????" Then you have to repeat your joke, that Howard clearly heard, but yet he wants to give your quip maximum exposure to us, the audience.

Your, "Miserable Men Show," is as funny as a dead duck stuck up a queer's asshole. Take a bow Mr. L.

That said,

Pick me, Pick me!!!!!!!!!

Give a miserable prick like me a break, MA SOUL
BROTHA!!!!!!!!

I'm not gonna Bullshit ya by saying, "Oh, little Timmy's dying of cancer, and it's his dying wish that you pick a fat fuck like me, to be a winner." I just can't do that shit.

It would be a great honor and privelege, to be selected, to represent this site as an audience member. After being a Stern fan for almost 22 years, I appreciate the opportunity to just to apply for this amazing gift.

And if I'm not selected, congradulations to the lucky winners that you do pick!

Peace to you, and yours.......................

Hey Bob, please pick me. I've been a huge fan for over 15 years and can't start my day until Robin ends her news. I live just across the river in Hoboken and see that fat slob Artie walking around town from time to time. It would be an honor to hang with you guys in the studio...

Bob, I hope you read this and see that I'm for real and not some schmuck who is going to walk in there and think they are the shit.

Hopefully I get this chance.

Good luck.

Nice to see you're not out of work yet, Bob. Maybe you can make enough with this tour to buy a bicycle, or something.

I can't wait for the Ronnie roast!

Correction on the Orland Park address for Riddles:

15750 S. Harlem Avenue

Wednesday
March
15 comedy shortcuts
-at The Woodbine Entertainment Complex
-Route 73 N & Remington Ave, Pennsauken, NJ
-Call: (856) 317-1000 rev bob levy


yay a weekday show!

I believe you should also post an story from howard stern past to prove you are a fan. Not just saying you are a fan sinc 19XY.

I have been a fan since I was adopted by monkees in the jungle and was force into bondage and in between get fucked by savages.I listen to stern to keep track of time of the hourly services I did for the whore house. That ones sore ass.


:o :cool:

Pick me and I will blow you while anally riding the Symbian. :hw:

Pick me and I will blow you while anally riding the Symbian. :hw: ok one in ..who else :cool:



i,m kidding ya sick fuck..i hope you are too ahhaha :D

BTW, I was AT the cleveland funeral

I love the Howard Stern show for one main reason: comedy. This show is the only way to start my day and without the laughter from Howard and Robin, Fred's sound effects, and Artie's amazing one-liners, this show would just be another boring morning show with no substance. The fact that there are two idiots named Sal and Richard who come into the studio willing to get a bikini wax and go under hypnoses are pure content for more comedy and ridiculousness.

It would be an honor to be in the presence of greatness, and Howard!

BTW, I was AT the cleveland funeral OK, there's your Stern 15 minutes....NEXT....

Hey REV....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put me on the list....I'll pay my own way...have friends to stay with...lived in Hoboken and know my way around the city.....Never made it up to Krock and would LOVE the opportunity to meet everybody...Called into the old show twice...and got thru...had an argument with Gary about what a "whore" is...Livin in the Midwest where NO ONE gets Howard...I try to explain it....plus i have BIG boobies!!!

I want to see how many more times grateful dead edits his post. :lol:

great job on the "miserable men" show Rev......it was fuckin great

cant wait for the Ronny roast, the Ralph roast was hillarious.

:hw:

Been a fan for 16 years. Bought every book. Saw the movie on opening night with 10 other people. Still have a couple of vhs's including Butt Bongo. Active member of SFN for 4 years. Donated toenail clipper money to Joey Boots (I did, ask him). I've had Sirius since I went to the rally in 2004. I also have it in mine and my husband's cars. I bought OnDemand as soon as it was available on Comcast.

You should pick me because there is no way in hell I would ever see the studio since I am not a hot chick who will show her boobs! Sit me in the back row, I will just be happy to be there!







oh and same for lisa c - but she might show her boobs ;)

I'll second that (except for the "boobies" part). :beer:
I've been a fan since Howard first graced the Philadelphia airwaves. Got my Sirius Home/Car/Boombox thingy going on. Went to his first Philly appearance. Bought/read the books. Love the Movie "Private Parts". It's Stern-Nation here in S. Jersey. Got to represent (as Nursey & TNK said).

why pick me ill tell u why i spent about 500$ dollars of which i dont have for this guy!!!
plus im gonna get howard tv when it becomes available on cablevision!!!!! bottom line i dont know what im gonna do when the stern era ends!!!! wish i can see the roast thats all i ask!!! thanx

You doing any shows in Rochester and Buffalo this year?

Bob, you should pick me for a couple reasons. Mainly because I will laugh like a Hyena whenever you say anything and secondly because I will kiss your ass on the SternFanNetwork for years to come.

Bob,

You prick. I should get the go ahead to go to the show for the following reasons.

My obsession with the show has made my cunty wife even more of a miseable hairy cunt. My marrige hangs on the line and yet I still listen 5+ hours a day.

You got any room in that basement?


20 year + fan. Howard raised me from 11 years of age on.

I should be on the next Roast show because I'm cool :cool: :D

bob, I have no f'n clue what the first guy was saying, I thought he said something about you coming to cincinnati, any truth to this? Would love to see a live show, have seen some great ones come through here the last year or so.

I'm a relatively weak fan in the sense that I'm not f*cked up like half the members on here. Have been a listening since 1990, attended his book signings, watched his Channel 9 show religiously, swapped taped copies with friends. I walk by the the Sirius building everyday and I'm sure the window washers are tired of cleaning my nose prints off the glass by now.

Bob,
pick me...pick me...pick me...pick me...pick me...

I have been a Howard Stern Show listener since 6:45 pm on Friday, 8/28/84.

I have listened to every HS show since then.

I probably have missed less than 10 shows since '84, (22 years).

I've taped every show on cassette since then.

I would tape, then listen.................




Rev. Bob, can you enter this guy in the "Who Wants To Win a Life" contest? Fuck, its one thing to be a fan, but if your world revolves around a radio show you need help.

I hope ralph is not part of the roast excpet if he is tied and gagged. He has no right to open his gay mouth after ruining hi roast. he couldn't take it (except up this ass) so he shouldn't be allowed to dish it out.

My stupid work just screwed us all out of out year end bonus. Gave the managers all 10-12k, and the rest of us peons got around 500. My attitude has been so bad I'm gonna get fired soon, so I could use a good laugh or two....Plus, never been to New York, and would like to see the studio.

Why am I a fan of The Howard Stern Show?
I love the Howard Stern show because it's the funniest thing on radio, tv, movies or any other media. No where else do I laugh so hard that I have to bang my hands on shit.
I love the Howard Stern show because it is honest. Howard is not trying to blow smoke up my pussy-----like he says, the first reality show ever. I love that Howard cuts through the bullshit in the world, especially in Hollywood.

Why should the Rev. Bob Levy pick me to sit in the studio for the roast?
1. I won't do anything to make you regret it.
2. I'll get there myself.
3. I won't be a starfucker.
4. I will be so thankful.
5. I will have the best story to tell all of my friends who listen.
6. It will really horrify my grandmothers (and that makes me laugh).

My name is Corinne. I'm 30, a schoolteacher, live in New Hampshire with husband who's a golf-pro and a baby who is a doll. Thanks for reading my entry. :)

My stupid work just screwed us all out of out year end bonus. Gave the managers all 10-12k, and the rest of us peons got around 500. My attitude has been so bad I'm gonna get fired soon, so I could use a good laugh or two....Plus, never been to New York, and would like to see the studio.
Debo also bid the most on the signed Yucko DVD I auctioned off for the site. :hw:

I have been a Howard Stern Show listener since 6:45 pm on Friday, 8/28/84.

I have listened to every HS show since then.

I probably have missed less than 10 shows since '84, (22 years).

I've taped every show on cassette since then.

I would tape, then listen back to that day's show, later that particular day.

The 3pm-> 7pm shows on WNBC days were a piece of cake.

I was pissed as Hell when I tuned in to WNBC after we all survived that cunt Hurricane Gloria, only to find out H & crew were fired by M.T.M.'s stoopid x-husband.

Is Grant Tinker DEAD yet? I hope so.

The getting up at 5:58am, 5 days a week for 21 years is a little tuff, but it's well worth hearing that fuckin' alarm clock go off at that un-godly hour, knowing that the Stern show was gonna be on the air.

"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERBUBBA, UHHH IT'S WAY TOO EARLY ROBIN..........."

I probably saw Howard's first N.Y. TV appearance back in 1981, on, "The Uncle Floyd Show", on VHF Channel 30.

He brought Floyd and Oogie, crappy WNBC promotional presents, in a HUGE white paper bag, that Tiny (RIP funny man) Tim would have been proud of.


I've watched, and taped all the Channel 9 shows.

I've taped and saved ALL the HS E! shows.

I think I've missed maybe 15 E! shows, in the 11 years it was on.

I bought all the HS Pay-Per-View specials.

Then bought the VCR tapes when H sold them commercially.

I bought "CRUCIFIED BY THE FCC" .

I bought H's and R's books.

Saw "Private Parts" 3 times at a movie theater .

Taped "Private Parts" off of HBO, then bought the VCR tape, DVD, cassette and CD of P.P.'s.

I have H's Leroy Nieman's painting / poster on the wall above this computer.

I've made / dubbed 75, 90 minute casettes, full of my very own 'BEST OF STERN' bits.

I woke up those, all too few, Saturday mornings, when H and crew did their Nationally syndicated show.

I've taped all of H and R's guest appearances on TV shows.

I saw Jackie, Gary, Fred, Nancy, and that freak Shavon at C.W. Post in 1988, along with 150 other Stern Show fans.

The auditorium was only half filled, which was crazy because the tickets were only $5.00 each.

I taped the Post show on cassette, but my copy came out shitty, thanks to those fuckers at Memorex.

The one time in my miserable fucking life, that I didn't use a Maxell tape, it came back and bit me in the fucking ass.

What a stupid time to pinch pennies.

The night before the Post gig, I stayed up until 4am, to watch Nancy do the Joe Franklin Show.

I thought it was cool that someone actually went to the trouble of finding Joe's grave, digging him up, and propping him up in a chair, to do the Siriani segment.

I mean, Joe died in what, 1952, right?????????

The high-lite of the post-Post show was getting some free Joke Cards from Jackie, and talking to Nancy, while Jackie ran around the auditorium selling his crap, to any sucker who had no clue about the value of a dollar.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

You might ask, what was played at 6:45pm on 8/28/84, that got me hooked on Da Stern Show??????


'GAYLAGAN'S ISLAND'.

"OOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSKKKKIIPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!"

Since that fateful day, when I tuned into WNBC , I've been obsessed with the Stern show.

I love the show, and everyone associated with it.

Whether you pick me, or not, Mr. Levy is up to YOU.

I DO think it's quite amazing that you hang out with us here, on SFN. Thanks.

I also like your comedic style on the Stern Show.

I think of you as a: 'COMEDIC ASSASSIN'.

Meaning that when you do the Stern show, you're willing to hide in the background, and not demand that the focus of attention be on you all the time.

You drop your comedy quips quickly, then move on to the next joke. We aren't subjected to the Jackiesque gaffowing that demands we pay attention to you all the time.

I think it's cool when Howard goes, "What??? What did you just say????" Then you have to repeat your joke, that Howard clearly heard, but yet he wants to give your quip maximum exposure to us, the audience.

Your, "Miserable Men Show," is as funny as a dead duck stuck up a queer's asshole. Take a bow Mr. L.

That said,

Pick me, Pick me!!!!!!!!!

Give a miserable prick like me a break, MA SOUL
BROTHA!!!!!!!!

I'm not gonna Bullshit ya by saying, "Oh, little Timmy's dying of cancer, and it's his dying wish that you pick a fat fuck like me, to be a winner." I just can't do that shit.

And if you don't select me, congradulations to the lucky winners that you do pick!

Peace to you, and yours.......................


Bob, pick me because I read Grateful Dead's entire post! :hw:

Hey Rev Bob Please Pick me, I'll bring weed!!

I am out of the March roast, cause I am at the Ronnie roast.

Thank - you Rev. Bob Levy, Mutt/SFN, and Howard Stern. Good luck to all future guests.

I can't fucken wait to see the studio, the office, ba ba booey, fred, artie, jim florentine, shuli....... HOWARD !!!!! robin!!!


I have been thinking about this for weeks now, i wake up every morning with a smile thinking of how Bob is going to Shred Ronnie apart. Millions of people are going to be listening and i am one of the lucky 20-30 who will be in the room when it happens!!!!! HOLY SHIT I MIGHT PISS ME WISKEY DRINKING PANTS!!!!!! GOD BLESS YOU BOB


This is a Super Fans wet dream, and a potsmokers fantasy, lol. See you in two days Bob. Thanks again SFN!!! :usa:


PS: If you aint feeling like I'm feeling, then you aint a super fan so please don't waste Bob's time. You gotta wanna be there more than anything.

Have fun Matty B----make sure to write a thread with a detailed description. Good for you!
WHat's the history of you getting to go?

Hey bob...u should pick me because I live in a piece of shit small town in ky. so i couldnt get the stern show..but always watched the e! shows and watched private parts well over 100 times...he is what gets me thru the day in this shit town.I cant even get howard tv..and to see the studio would be a dream come true....but unless someone sponsors this to like ....send me to the studio i cant come...due to the distance and income.... also....I had an ex girlfriend dump me and go tell all her friends i tried to kidnap her and hold her hostage..when in reality I asked her to not leave because she was shitty drunk and was goin to drive to her dads 100 miles....what a cunt...eh rev?

but unless someone sponsors this to like ....send me to the studio i cant come...due to the distance and income....

I hate to burst your bubble, but there's no sponsoring. If you were one of the chosen, it would only be an invitation to sit in the studio during the next roast. You would have to find your own way to get to the Sirius studio in NYC. :rolleyes:

Pick me

also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool:

Hey Rev - am I on the list from last time?

aneway if not you sholud pik me cuz I iz the beest spellwr on SFN and i think yuor spellin is perfekt !!!!

PLEASE PICK ME

Pick me, cuz last time I paid for your show, I got so shitfaced, I couldn't remember a fucking joke you or Artie told. I bought Artie's DVD and some of those black holes became more clear. I'll also pay my way into the city and I'm low maintenance (taking shits by myself, now!).

:hw:

also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool:
Does that mean the show time will be extended? I hope so. It seemed like it was waaay to short. You were just getting warmed up, then you had to end the show.

WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK IN HARTFORD

Rev. Are you coming to South Florida to perform anytime soon? (I dont mean to retire...)

Any shows in the Boston area?

Hey Levy theres a ton of best westerns in Canada you could play at

The Howard Stern show fucking rules because you can get so close------with SFN and all the programming, it's the only show I listen to or watch on tv that I feel I could make myself a part of. Please, please Bob make me a part of it.

When the payoff is this awesome, I have no shame in begging. :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

levi, I wanna be there for the next Ralph roast. You guys should do it yearly. There's a wealth of jokes there. :D

Hey bob...u should pick me because I live in a piece of shit small town in ky. so i couldnt get the stern show..but always watched the e! shows and watched private parts well over 100 times...he is what gets me thru the day in this shit town.I cant even get howard tv..and to see the studio would be a dream come true....but unless someone sponsors this to like ....send me to the studio i cant come...due to the distance and income.... also....I had an ex girlfriend dump me and go tell all her friends i tried to kidnap her and hold her hostage..when in reality I asked her to not leave because she was shitty drunk and was goin to drive to her dads 100 miles....what a cunt...eh rev?
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Bob, pick me and I promise to write 1,000 emails about how awesome you are on-air. :type:

Bob, pick me and I promise to write 1,000 emails about how awesome you are on-air. :type:
you know you can just edit your original post right?

Good luck tomorrow Rev. Give 'em hell! And pick me to be in the audience for the next roast!

you know you can just edit your original post right?

i'm a wicked postwhore in this thread, sorry, but sitting in the studio is a dream for me (and you most likely)

i'm a wicked postwhore in this thread, sorry, but sitting in the studio is a dream for me (and you most likely)

If you're hot, you can carpool with me. :)

bump

I would like to nominate my husband to go in as well. He is a big stern fan as well. He doesn't mind me listening when we wake up AND when we go to bed.

:hw:

Of course, if there is only one spot I'll throw him under the bus to get in! ;)

i want to go up to the new studios to be on the roast ... i am nto even 18 yet....

I pick myself to be there for the next roast :D

I would like to nominate my husband to go in as well. He is a big stern fan as well. He doesn't mind me listening when we wake up AND when we go to bed.

:hw:

Of course, if there is only one spot I'll throw him under the bus to get in! ;)

I would like to nominate MY HUSBAND to stay home, so i can enjoy myself!!! hehe

:j2:

good job rev..

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Hey Rev, is Miserable Men officially booked for next week yet?

:offwall:

Hey Rev, is Miserable Men officially booked for next week yet? we start march 7th tuesday at 7 till 9 we will do a full show then..plenty of good new stuff we are adding :cool:

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

i need you full names ..screen names.. and phone numbers :cool:

we start march 7th tuesday at 7 till 9 we will do a full show then..plenty of good new stuff we are adding :cool:

Very nice! It was obvious you could use the extra hour to stretch out. Congrats, you've got two hits on the channel already.

Very nice! It was obvious you could use the extra hour to stretch out. Congrats, you've got two hits on the channel already.

thanks :)

Enjoyed your gig today, man. Looking forward to the next roast... they're getting better each time!

THANK YOU for choosing me REV...I appreciate it SOOOOO much...Looking forward to meeting everybody!! ;)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Thank you!!

THANK YOU for choosing me REV...I appreciate it SOOOOO much...Looking forward to meeting everybody!! ;)

Cool so your gonna be at the next pre party!!

Hell yes I'll be there SternFan100...I'll be ready to party!!!! I'm booking a flight for 3/21 and staying the whole week....

Hell yes I'll be there SternFan100...I'll be ready to party!!!! I'm booking a flight for 3/21 and staying the whole week.... cool..just wait till i lock in the date i will know in a few days :cool:

ok...thanks Rev...I will not book my flight till i know for sure...CAN'T WAIT!!! ;)

ok...thanks Rev...I will not book my flight till i know for sure...CAN'T WAIT!!! ;)
cool..it will be a 2 day party... :cool:

Just a regular guy - same age as Howard-a truck driver that could never listen to music and commercials. Been listening to the show forever.I almost feel that they should all know me by now. Even if I don't go, Your doing a great job. Sirius is the best thing that ever happened to the show and to the piece of mind that I get driving every day.

Can I go please. I know I am new the SFN board. But have been a Stern fan since WNBC even went to a few Club Benay shows, Was us open sores, I would luv to see the new stuido as well...

ok...thanks Rev...I will not book my flight till i know for sure...CAN'T WAIT!!! ;)

once we get the date, we all have to book at the same hotel!!!

any suggestions from new yorkers/ people who went today??

Hey Nursegirl...I'm stayin with my friend, but i'll hang out at the hotel wherever you guys are...I'm staying for the week!

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Hey RevBob-----Can I be an alternate if one of these folks can't make it?

Hey RevBob-----Can I be an alternate if one of these folks can't make it?

no chance in hell I won't make it :hw:

WAAAAAAAAAa
I didnt get it


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

no chance in hell I won't make it :hw:

Congrats! Have fun----hope you do a write up like Kali did in the other thread, sounds awesome, dosen't it? I love the backstage/fan perspective.

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Looks like WhatRUaRetaard is going to be the next Ralph? He was already on the SFRT(and I liked him there but), why not let somebody else get a thrill?

Looks like WhatRUaRetaard is going to be the next Ralph? He was already on the SFRT(and I liked him there but), why not let somebody else get a thrill?

he wasn't in the studio and he didn't get to see howard (that I know of)

Bob, I was at the pre-roast last night. Big Fat guy with a Buddha tattooed on his stomach. Is there any way I can come in somehow. Shuli said he would invite me. I would love to be there in the studio. Thanks

hey bob great roast today, love the idea of picking a few sfn people to go to the next roast. anyway been listening religiously since 93 and have to say the show is as good as ever on sirius have the s50 and sportster and they run all day, sirius rules and the roast is the best thing on the show in years, i probaly wont be invited as im just a juinor on here, waah :sk: but if you pick me itll make my year. thanks rev

once we get the date, we all have to book at the same hotel!!!

any suggestions from new yorkers/ people who went today??

Sheraton Manhattan wasn't bad for the price. (*if you book early enough) It's close enough to walk to sirius and the surrounding bar(s).

A day later and my room would have been $230/nt... (again, book early)

Sheraton Manhattan Hotel says 299 for the night of the 21st right now.

Sheraton Manhattan Hotel says 299 for the night of the 21st right now.

Jees. Something must be going on that day/eve. Mine was closer to 150. (booked directly on their website a week before.)

also, sheraton towers and sheraton manhattan are 2 different places. (incase that's the problem)

Hey guys...what is the address for the Sirius studio? TIA!!! ;) I got it...thanks anyway!!!

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Yahooo! Thanks Rev., you fckin rock. I'm sending you my info through e-mail 'cause my priv. message thing isn't working. I had a blast last night and the show kicked ass today. We're all gonna do a pre-party before every roast now. You're a funny fucker, thanks Bob. :rock:

EXCELLENT ROAST!!! home fucking run - you're really good at producing this shit - really good. i hate hate hate sal and he was FUCKING AWESOME! really killed. when someone's good you gotta give 'em props and that was a great roast - good line up. i know that's not easy.

can't wait for the next one - you're doing a great job.

Looks like WhatRUaRetaard is going to be the next Ralph? He was already on the SFRT(and I liked him there but), why not let somebody else get a thrill?

:omfg: I'm offended....I never met Howard:hw:

Well I just missed the last roast because I couldn't check my e-mail from work. I dropped you a libe Bob reminding you of that.

As a super fan, I listened to Howard on 66WNBC to current with a slight lapse while I couldn't get Howard in South Jersey before he got on 94WYSP.

I'm 7 years younger than Howard but our lives paralleled unbelievely. My oldest and his are the same age, my second and his second are the same age, my third, well not, and my forth and Howard's third are a year apart.

My divorce and his were about 2 years different, and I didn't marry or get to live with a FHM model for my second.

As a miserable man, got most beat:

My first wife took off with a millionaire and left me with the four kids, the mortgage, and half the income.

After about a year the rich boy ran me down with his car and it eventually cost me my job. My new girlfriend who is disabled with bi-polar disorder, nursed me back to health and we moved in with her just before the house was taken.

Her and I finally got on our feet financially and went on vacation in the carribean. while there we had a ceremony that wasn't supposed to be legal in the u.s.

her ex found out and had us declared married to beat alimony and child support, back 1/2 income.

did I mention just after getting a new job, I got the dreaded midnight knock on the door from the cops to tell me my sons aged 16 &19 were in an accident. "They aren't dead they said, one's in Cooper and the other is in Trenton".

The one is ok now, the other one only can walk with crutches.

Did I mention that NJ auto insurance works from the household for personal injury. Well not working, not married, and with the kids not related to my girlfriend(now wife) I had no insurance for them. $1/2 million bills coming to the house.

My cunt ex-wife continues to want to fuck me over. I ignore shit from her lawyer and he wins more money from me, As Kinason so elequently put it "it never ends, it never ends"

Bob, there are several reasons why I should be in the audience for the next roast. I'd make a great audience member-
I can act sad & shocked-like Jim Florentine's girlfriend after she saw his W-2 from the last year.
Or I can laugh at the roast like Sal's wife did when he whipped out his little ant-eater for the 1st time.
I will be very quiet,observative and take notes- like Artie at an all you can eat buffet!
I also bought one of your CD's-so now you know who bought the other copy.

Now I know you might be concerned with people being star-struck, don't worry, tell Artie I'm not bringing the hamburglar with me.

looks like the audience has already been picked, keep me in mind for the next one.

:omfg: Thank you! Thank you!

rev im so glad to see you guys are coming to chicago i use to see you up at zanies .Hey i would fly to NY to see a roast anytime i would take off work in a heart beat

Hey Nursegirl...I'm stayin with my friend, but i'll hang out at the hotel wherever you guys are...I'm staying for the week!


yeah, i'll be staying in Tribeca w/family. Not sure what time i'll get in the nite before.......we'll talk then!!

SOUTH JERSEY Girls! Whooo hooo

I can't wait, the ladies of SFN and Retaaard :D :cool:

Hopefully One Day Rev. Bob, you will come to L.A. and I will get my Chivas Regal on watching you guys and laughing my drunken ass off.

Cheeeeeeeers Sir!

Yay TNK and retaaard....lookin forward to hangin out with you!!! We will have a fun time...I think i'm gonna stay in Manhattan the first couple nites, then go to Hoboken and stay with my friend...I'm stayin the whole week just to hang out ;)

Yay TNK and retaaard....lookin forward to hangin out with you!!! We will have a fun time...I think i'm gonna stay in Manhattan the first couple nites, then go to Hoboken and stay with my friend...I'm stayin the whole week just to hang out ;)

Retaaarded orgy for Retaaard ;)

TNK, Nurse, IHeartNY, Lisa C. and the Retarrrd.
Ladies and the Tart. :lol:
Sounds like a good stage name for a group.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! things are gonna get wild...

TNK, Nurse, IHeartNY, Lisa C. and the Retarrrd.
Ladies and the Tart. :lol:
Sounds like a good stage name for a group.

I'm a lucky dude...ladies just don't be ugly please ;)

HAHAHAHAHA!!! things are gonna get wild...

that's a natural thing when I'm around...also Bob is gonna be around me, so it's gonna be good times :cool:

I'm a lucky dude...ladies just don't be ugly please ;)

Or too tall! :lol:

Or too tall! :lol:

:scratch:


I forgot you're a giant :(

Retaarrd, you realize that you are going to be about breast-height for me, don't you? I'm about 5'10" in flat shoes. If I wear heels, you will be near hip level. :lol:

Ah, I'm just messin' w/you. You know I love my retarrrd!
:hw:

Retaarrd, you realize that you are going to be about breast-height for me, don't you? I'm about 5'10" in flat shoes. If I wear heels, you will be near hip level. :lol:

Ah, I'm just messin' w/you. You know I love my retarrrd!
:hw:

you think I mind if I'm breast level to you? I'll finally find out why your son and husband smile :)

Retaarrd, you realize that you are going to be about breast-height for me, don't you? I'm about 5'10" in flat shoes. If I wear heels, you will be near hip level. :lol:

Ah, I'm just messin' w/you. You know I love my retarrrd!
:hw:

:spit: :funny:

TNK, Nurse, IHeartNY, Lisa C. and the Retarrrd.
Ladies and the Tart. :lol:
Sounds like a good stage name for a group.

If I am not mistaken, we are all married/taken!?

If I am not mistaken, we are all married/taken!?

I'm not so that's all that matters ;)

Retaarrd, you realize that you are going to be about breast-height for me, don't you? I'm about 5'10" in flat shoes.
:hw:

I don't remember you being that tall? :scratch:

I am NOT married...I am a single woman....so look out!!! ;)

I am NOT married...I am a single woman....so look out!!! ;)

:omfg: I am a lucky dude then....too bad I'm ugly :(

:omfg: I am a lucky dude then....too bad I'm ugly :(

:yes: and retarded

Retaard..i'm sure you are a fun guy who is not bad looking...we will all have a good time.... ;)

:yes: and retarded

:mad: bad picture

I don't remember you being that tall? :scratch:
I was taller than you. :lol:

:yes: and retarded
What's Bob pointing to in that pic? :lol:

What's Bob pointing to in that pic? :lol:
his little shweenie :funny:

What's Bob pointing to in that pic? :lol:

uhhhh...he was pointing to me because I am Retaaard :cool:

his little shweenie :funny:

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

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Theres no way anyone with a post count under 1000 will get a chance to be on this show. I have 32 posts or what ever, but i dont have the luxury of being on here 24/7 because i have a full time job, so all i say Rev is give us low post counters a shot too, Just because i just signed up to this forum doesnt mean i havent been a fan for as long as i can remember. I listen to Howard all day between drining to and from work, while at the office. I am from a small town of Woonsocket RI, and would otherwise never get a chance to go to NY and visit the studios, this would be a great experience for me and i would appreciate your consideration for me to be picked. :D

Theres no way anyone with a post count under 1000 will get a chance to be on this show. I have 32 posts or what ever, but i dont have the luxury of being on here 24/7 because i have a full time job, so all i say Rev is give us low post counters a shot too, Just because i just signed up to this forum doesnt mean i havent been a fan for as long as i can remember. I listen to Howard all day between drining to and from work, while at the office. I am from a small town of Woonsocket RI, and would otherwise never get a chance to go to NY and visit the studios, this would be a great experience for me and i would appreciate your consideration for me to be picked. :D

bitching about his choices is a good way to get on :rolleyes:
I have a full time job (where I can't be on the computer) and go to school part time.

Do your research before you bitch. Otto only has 405 posts registered jan 06. tnk and iheartNY have only 500. Led Zep has only 94 registered Oct 05 . grateful dead 252 posts reg 2/2005.

Rev posted for you to state why you want/deserve to be on the show. He went by those posts. Obviously number count or years on SFN didn't factor.

I have less than 1000 posts and I got invited...And i have a full time job too...i think everybody will have a turn...just be patient!!! ;)

also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool:

Bob, you are the funniest guy that sits in on the show. I guarantee I will laugh at every single joke you tell. Please pick me.

Besides the fact that I will make you look good, I will not be the annoying fuck on the roast that is hooting and hollering for no apparent reason, other than to have their voice heard. I'm a little more than you're average joe... I'll be your new best friend :D

Hi Bob,

I know it's a shot in the dark, but I would love to go to the roast. Here is my sad story and how I'm such a big fan and why you should pick me.

When I was in high school I would tape the channel 9 show on my f-ing beta max. Hooker Howeywood squares was the best show ever.

As soon as Howard announced that he was going to Sirius, I bought a shit load of stock and signed up for the service, in hopes that he would come on sooner that 1/9/06.

The sad part….. I was in a car accident and fractured my neck and became a quadriplegic…. The doctors gave me no chance of recovery… my wife left me… and I had to move home w/ my folks. Long story short, 5 years later, I made a full recovery and have dedicated my life to work w/ handicap people.

If you grant me this, I will be forever indebted to you

dartthedvedder@hotmail.com

will jeff still be allowed into the roast since he got the gay?

bitching about his choices is a good way to get on :rolleyes:
I have a full time job (where I can't be on the computer) and go to school part time.

Do your research before you bitch. Otto only has 405 posts registered jan 06. tnk and iheartNY have only 500. Led Zep has only 94 registered Oct 05 . grateful dead 252 posts reg 2/2005.

Rev posted for you to state why you want/deserve to be on the show. He went by those posts. Obviously number count or years on SFN didn't factor.

Hey thats the angle i went with, if it works it works, if not oh well. Next time i will go a different route. thanks for the critisism though its appreciated. :worm:

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Is the contest over?

Rev, you should pick me because I'll never tell you how much you s*ck and I'll never let on how you do not know the difference between "here" and ""hear" ("i wanna here why you should be picked ") and how you do not know that "a lot" is actually two words, you f*-Retard.

- Ray Dio

Reasons Why I'd Like To Be In The Audience Of The Next Bob Levy Roast:

Whenever you have a stand-up gig, I always send out a mass e-mailing to my buddies who live in whatever town you're playing... to help promote you.

When Howard moved to Sirius, I wrote numerous letters to Baba-Booey and Sabean --- telling them just how much of a positive contribution you would make to his channels.

Because I'm a short, fat, bald guy in my mid 30s with bad skin and glasses, I can't just walk in off the street and show up at the studio like these little 18-year-old female whores do. So, after 20 years of being a die-hard Stern fan, it would be great to finally see what everyone looks like in person. (Actually, I did meet Robin once at her book signing.)

You're the best addition Howard's made to his show since Artie!

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Woah, I just saw this. Thanks for the invite Rev!!! I'll be PM'ing you my info. The Scott roast will be the best one yet, there's just sooooooo much material there. :D

to all those who tried and failed. SO what their is always getting on next month

I have less than 1000 posts and I got invited...And i have a full time job too...i think everybody will have a turn...just be patient!!! ;)

LOL, I have less than 100 posts. :D

what the heck did you say Zep?

Nothing, just what I posted in this thread.

Hey IheartNY, want a roomy for the night? :P

I pick my self for the next roast because i can bring bitches that will bang guy in the audience including rev :P

I pick my self for the next roast because i can bring bitches that will bang EVERY guy in the audience including rev :

I'm not close enough so I'm out but it sounds like fun

You're in New England. That's close enough!

You're in New England. That's close enough! Yeah no shit.

Waaaaaaa.....I don't wanna drive five hours to see Howard.....hhhhhhhhhhhh

Thanks for the offer, Led Zepplin...you are very kind!! ;)

also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool: ..I would love to be at a roast. I have been a stern fan before anyone. I have been to one of your shows with artie at the webster theater in hartford ct. killer show.. i will attend upcoming shows.. hopefully you will see it in your heart to invite me..waaaa i want to go to the roast and they won't let me waaaaaaa..anyways i would love to be at a roast.. accually i cotributed to the show many years ago.. gary del might remember. i was tampon mans producer on his famous show that had him throan off the air.. he knows lisa lamp well.. i met her at his stag years ago..i know big deal..none of this means anything. just let me came to the roast because__________________.you fill in the blank. whatever works. thanks.. great killin on the midget..mini driver. thanks bob...mike :(

Hey Rev, will you ever come out to the West Coast? Bay Area?
I'm not really a fan, but maybe seeing you live may change my mind.

Scott is too easy a target. It's like picking on an invalid. I would love to see Gary get roasted. he hasn't been humiliated in a while-it's been years since Howard made Gary repeat after him. I loved when Howard did that.

sorry rev. didn't know you pick names yesterday.. keep me in mind for next roast.
p.s. i got better weed :D ;) :p :o :weed: :bow: :joint:

Thanks for the offer, Led Zepplin...you are very kind!! ;)


BABE!!!

REV!!!!!when you guys coming to Cleveland again???!!!

Is there any chance you could pick up the tab for a flight from the UK?

Plus a hotel room. A gentleman needs some walk around money too.

Make that 2, Bob. Mr C. can pick me up on his way to Manchester airport. Tell him I'll wait at Birch services on the M62 westbound.

You fuckers need to come to northern California already.

don't forget about me, i've been listening to howard longer than anyone. since his coledge days and his first job at krock. longer than anyone. if this means anything, just remember me in the future

Levy should get comedians who are already familiar with the show.He said its gonna take alittle longer to prepare for the show because they had to explain the show to some of the Black comedians?#$@ Huh?...There are plenty of funny motherfuckers out there who listen to the show. No?

Hey Rev.,

Here's my plea to get on the roast.

I've been listening to and watching Howard since the age of 9-10ish when my mom first turned on an episode. 11 years later, I am still a faithful follower.

I'm a senior in college whose interests involve alcohol, drugs, bad 80's rock, and banging fat chicks when I'm too drunk to remember my social security number. Thus, I think I would represent the college demographic well. And I'm ready to roast the shit out of some staff members, and if I'm not funny, I'll gladly wax H100 into my chest or asshair...or get a shitty Stern Fist Logo tattoo that I'll regret within 20 years.

I don't have much else to say other than it has been my dream to get on this show. I am a guitarist, and have a little roast material written already. I think it'd be magical to have a musical portion of the roast. Hook it up for a loyal fan!!!

Thanks Rev.

If you backread, he's already picked the SFN audience members for the Scott roast.

If you backread, he's already picked the SFN audience members for the Scott roast.


Well my submission is for the next roast!! I want in!

Any plans to hit South Florida?

rev was in sfl in january

Hey Rev. Bob,

I'd love the chance to get up and see the next roast! I'm a noob here on SFN, but have been a fan of the show since 1988. The roasts have been unreal and to have a chance to be there in person would be awesome.

Thanks,

unixgeek (in philly!)

Friday
& Saturday
February
24 & 25 -Circles Comedy Club
-Staten Island, NY
-Call: (718) 983-6333 For Reservations
-w/ rev bob levy,Yucko the Clown, Shuli & Billy Mira

anyone around the area come over have a good time

Can't make it to NY but I'll see ya at Riddles.

Friday
& Saturday
February
24 & 25 -Circles Comedy Club
-Staten Island, NY
-Call: (718) 983-6333 For Reservations
-w/ rev bob levy,Yucko the Clown, Shuli & Billy Mira whats the cover cost?

like $15 bucks but call the phone # to make sure see you guys on my way to sirius to pick up shuli, yucko and fstick

I'm thinking Bob abononed this thread, he probably needed to get the list in by now, I just missed it last month and it looks like I missed it again.

Oh well I still think Bob is a class guy and many of us will get our shot

Bob please select me to go to the roast, i will offer you a couch to sleep on and will also help spell check your self-praising emails to the show. I know aliitle bit about the net and can also make these emails look like theyre coming from different senders so the guys on the show will think theyre real

If you come to Memphis, I can prove that Elvis is still alive...He puts mulch in my flower beds every spring...Love ya Rev..

rev was in sfl in january

Was out of town when he was here.

Hey bob, dont forget about me! :) :D
Rev Bob Ive been a fan since the NBC days. I used to listen to stern goin into the city with my old man when i was a kid and still listen fanatucally today at 30 yrs old. actually now i listen the show at least twice a day. i flew up for his last show on testicle radio and id be honored to fly up for a roast. i wish i could give u some sob story about having a disease or missing a limb or home due to katrina or some shit, but i cant. my life (aide from my nagging wife who is smoking hot btw) is pretty fucking good. frankly im sick of only sob story people with shit luck getting all the breaks. fuck the pathetic stories and pick me Levy just because u can.

otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard

i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool:

Thank you Mr. Levy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are becoming very popular around here :D When are you coming back to Cleveland area?

Good to hear there will be more "miserable men."

..email from sfn..ok :cool:

Sent.............

Good to hear there will be more "miserable men."

Any word on when??

Any word on when??

grateful.........you have to email him your name/phone number

he called us already with the details.

grateful.........you have to email him your name/phone number

he called us already with the details.

Thanks for the 411 tnk.

I've been having a lot of computer problems, and haven't been able to read this entire thread until just now.

Never buy a Hewlet Packard P.C., they suck!!!!!

And this Apple laptop I'm now using is waaaaaaaayyyyyy toooooooo sloooowwwwww.............

I want to see how many more times grateful dead edits his post. :lol:

MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH - OH - OH - OH - - MR. LEVY, MR. LEVY

PICK ME - PICK ME


I don't know why I'm replying. I was always picked last in gym.

THIS IS AN OLD THREAD. This was for the Carver roast.

Don't request to be in the roast here. Wait until Bob makes a new thread for the next roast!:hw: