| Total quotes in database: 69 |
| Quote |
Artist |
Submitted By |
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"You're a psycho" |
Robin Quivers |
AK |
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He should be called Mr. Why |
Reverend Bob |
AK |
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"You don't know nothin' 'bout me, Buckwheat!!" |
Crazy Alice |
Anarchess |
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To Howard while he was complaining during a play, "You suck the joy out of everything!" |
BethO |
Anarchess |
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"See you in HELL, Artie!" |
Crazy Alice |
Anarchess |
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"I've beaten black guys at the poontang game." 10/14/03 |
Howard Stern |
Bababong |
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John: All you heard up there was "boomboomboomboom", then moaning, then "boomboomboomboom"...Howard: Oh that was my nose hitting the wall! |
Stuttering John & Howard Stern |
Craig Mack |
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Johnny says to Joey Boots when High Pitch Eric was shaving Joey's pubes, "That's either the smallest penis I've ever seen, or the biggest vagina!" |
Johnny Knoxville |
Craig Mack |
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Howard as a doctor: "Well Mr. Lange...I have examined you now for a half hour and it appears that you are a fat drunk" 5/25/05 |
Howard Stern |
drjohn |
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Referring to a quote that said he couldn't sell advertising: "...like I'm selling the time -I guarantee you, I can come down to Dallas myself and sell the goddamn time... why do you have to give a reason why you're firing me? the reason is you're incompetent -not you, you're station is..." |
Howard |
Flyroxygirl |
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During an interview with Robert Blakes wifes brother, soon after she was killed. "I know you think he killed your sister, but dude, the guy was great in berreta." |
Howard Stern |
Grimeylike |
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"If I was O.J., i wouldnt call 911 if my balls were on fire" |
Howard Stern |
Grimeylike |
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to a caller who said howard dosnt know anything about black history. "Do you know what Martin Luter King would say to you if he was alive today, 'i hate you'." |
Howard Stern |
Grimeylike |
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During an arguement with Artie, "His minds all up in his fucking brain." |
Beetlejuice |
Grimeylike |
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"Who's Jackie?" |
Anthony Hompkins |
kali |
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Cancer said, "I don't want to be in Tom!" |
Howard Stern |
kali |
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All my answers were right! |
Mr. X |
kali |
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refering to the new Super Cabbie: "It's skinny, big penis, undepressed GUY!" |
Artie |
kali |
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"John paid for lunch for four blocks!" |
Artie |
kali |
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refering to a possible contestant for "It's Just Wrong": "If she can come down here with her Dad, that'll be the sickest thing we've ever done. And then I can retire!" |
Howard |
kali |
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refering to Tom's general stupidity, "..you're talking about a guy that punched his suit and lost" |
Howard |
kali |
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"Tom's so upset he has his tie in a head-lock right now!" |
Howard |
kali |
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Eric was number 5 but he looks like number 2 |
Artie Lange |
kali |
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after robin reports that Hooters has an airline, without missing a beet, artie says, "I know someone's tray that will be in the upright position!" |
Artie |
kali |
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Fred is the backbone of the show |
Howard |
kali |
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Masturbate-a-thon is just another name for 'Star Trek Convention' |
Artie |
kali |
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imitating his mother before she throws out his comicbook collection: "No one cares about this Superb Man" |
Howard |
kali |
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"when Ah see dead people........................Ah change the channel"
4/14/04 |
Fred using the BUSH accent |
kali |
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He's got all the humor jackie ever had except he's not this pissed off troll. |
Fred about Artie |
kali |
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I love Richard (Oct 21, 2005) |
Sal - the Faeg |
kali |
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"Whenever you think about that boat, just remember it's Mine!"
June 8, 2006 - Artie Roast AfterShow. Said to Sal when he indicated jealously over Robin's boat. |
Robin |
kali |
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Cabbie:"People think I am talking out my ass"Robin: "well sometimes... ha ha ha" |
Cabbie and Robin |
Kerupt |
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There are 3 rings of marriage. The ENGAGEMENT ring, the WEDDING ring, and SUFFER ring. |
Howard Stern |
lntimid8or |
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In reference to Joey Boots's penis: "It looks like an egg, in a nest." |
Johnny Knoxville |
Monster_Zero |
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"...Later today I'll be crapping out my Engagement Chicken." |
Howard Stern |
Monster_Zero |
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"Goodstein and Gary are like the Dukes of Hazzard changing a tire... They can set up the Robo-Spanker in like 30 seconds flat!" |
Artie |
Monster_Zero |
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Robin: "There are places where you can't get a healthy meal. Everything is battered, or wrapped in bacon"
Artie: "That place is called heaven." |
Robin/Artie |
Monster_Zero |
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My buddy from Stern Fan Network loves that joke. |
KC Armstrong |
Mutt |
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He was yelling, "Artie took my job! Artie took my job!" and then he just started telling really bad jokes. |
Joseph Bootski |
Mutt |
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My balls are stuck in this blow up sheep's ass and now my voice sounds like a little bitch! |
High Pitch Eric |
Mutt |
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"I'm a Joey fan" -- HOWARD STERN March 29, 2005 |
Mutt |
Mutt |
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Artie joked that maybe the show was being canceled because Daphne Zuniga was high on mercury. (ERIC THE JET SETTER) |
Artie |
Noodlemantra |
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Artie joked he'd wear an "I love Hitler" t-shirt if that was what it took to keep his job |
Artie |
Noodlemantra |
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Wasn't sure whether or not to be turned on or freaked out by the sight of a hot girl swinging there strap on around. <> |
Artie |
Noodlemantra |
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Wah Wah Wah, I got out of rehab and was raped, waaahhhh, my rapist didn't use a condom |
Artie |
Noodlemantra |
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Mom..... Your daughter has a nice Dumper (To Jillian's Mother) |
KC Armstrong |
Noodlemantra |
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NICE!!! |
KC Armstrong |
Noodlemantra |
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Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too |
Beetlejuice |
Noodlemantra |
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It was revealed that Sal may have pleasured himself in the station bathroom, once. |
Gary |
Noodlemantra |
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She said she doesn't have sex with her boyfriend, they just make out, but she swears there's nothing too sexual going on. |
Andrea |
Noodlemantra |
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Said they looked surprisingly good (Andrea's new boobs) |
Howard and Robin |
Noodlemantra |
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Looked like Artie was trying to break up a civil rights rally. When he squirted Andrea in the face. |
Howard |
Noodlemantra |
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The fart was just stuck there. Beth was gagging and almost fell out of bed the stench was so bad. |
Howard |
Noodlemantra |
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Sal's creepiness is way past Richard Christy's now. |
Ralph |
Noodlemantra |
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Artie's mom is the Michael Jordan of cooking. |
Robin |
Noodlemantra |
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it's so disgusting that Richard Christy, the pervert, said he'd never go to any booth and pleasured himself. |
Howard |
Noodlemantra |
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See Sal this weekend cruising a seedy jerk-off booth near you. |
Robin |
Noodlemantra |
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Joked that there were only two people in the history of rock and roll who couldn't get laid: Richard Christy and Mamma Cass |
Artie |
Noodlemantra |
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He wanted to know the easiest way to remove a gerbil skull from one's ass. He said he got the rest of it out but the skull was lodged in there. |
Richard Christy |
Noodlemantra |
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Broke the news to Cabbie that Yoda was actually a puppet. |
Howard |
Noodlemantra |
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Said when you leave a Howard Stern Museum , the FCC could fine you. |
Artie |
Noodlemantra |
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Eric the Acting Midget called into the show asking Howard to help him get a job. Howard suggestion he could give tours of the Howard Stern Museum and he could sit in a glass booth on display. |
Howard |
Noodlemantra |
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I like to conquer. If my woman doesn't walk out of the room unable to walk, then I know I have not done a good job. I like a crippled woman. I like her wheeled out in a wheel chair. My women crawl away from me. I'm into rough sex. I like to grab you by the hair and throw you out the window ... Let's play some games, Goddammit. |
Howard Stern |
OOOFAH! |
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"Howard if we let Double A shake The Rocks hand can we throw meatballs at his ass?" |
Artie |
RobinsLover69 |
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"Hey Howard if we let Double A shake The Rock's hand can we throw meatballs at his ass?" |
Artie |
RobinsLover69 |
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"Yeah, well shit happens" |
Fake Arnold |
sonicdescent |
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PhoneSexOperator:*in seductive voice*: So tell me Howard, what do you look like?Howard: An ostrich. |
Howard Stern & Phone Sex Operator |
ThrowItInHerAss |
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Hey you like workin' out, you like fitness? Well how about fittin' this cock in your mouth. |
Yucko |
TLD |
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Since you look Jewish, Why don't you call yourselves ZZ Dreidel ? |
Stuttering John |
tommykinda |
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