Post your favorite "ELEGANT" ELLIOT OFFEN quotes

[Jim Jones]

He's the funniest... post some of your favorite quotes.

[Luther]

He is funny, but I can't spell any of the things he says.

[sherlock]

"I put Stern in a coffin and BURIED him!"
"Sterile, spermless, semenless Stern!"

[THE YELLOW BEAN]

'YOU ARE A CARPOCES SARCOMA VICTIM'

[Luther]

"You hypoglycemic, hydrogeneous,...."

[starless]

You sanctimonious postulitulant cancerous sorosis of the penis!

[THE YELLOW BEAN]

One time I called up and offered to make out with Elliot to meet Scott Weiland and STP.....idea was rejected....

[sherlock]

After explaining to Artie what sort of medical condition he has: "Do you know what that means? It means you're willing to die immediately, God willing!"

[Luther]

Doesn't he have a huge penis or something? Or am I thinking of someone else?

[Player 1]

i wish i could remember some of the shit ahahaha

he's one of the funniest guests ever tho

[THE YELLOW BEAN]

Originally Posted by Luther

Doesn't he have a huge penis or something? Or am I thinking of someone else?

He probably does..what a waste

[SantosLHalper]

definitely a funny guest....we need some sound bytes of his

[EnderGT]

Elliot to Howard:

"You are a DISEMBOWLED, DISEMBODIED, DISENFRANCHISED, DEHYDRATED DIABETIC"

[xciceroguy]

I wouldent know, every time that fag comes on i cant turn it off fast enough. He adds nothing to the show.

[EnderGT]

Here's a nice clip from the Vegas:

http://ezshare.de/files-en/244524/elegant.mp3.html

[Luther]

Originally Posted by xciceroguy

I wouldent know, every time that fag comes on i cant turn it off fast enough. He adds nothing to the show.

I am going to have to disagree with you there. He certainly adds more than 95% of the celebrities that Stern interviews.

[EnderGT]

Originally Posted by Luther

I am going to have to disagree with you there. He certainly adds more than 95% of the celebrities that Stern interviews.

I agree....That guy is fucking hilarious and entertaining.

[AliWalnuts]

"Hemophiliac victim!"

Is it me or does Elliot sound a little like Dick Vitale?

[Luther]

Originally Posted by AliWalnuts

"Hemophiliac victim!"

Is it me or does Elliot sound a little like Dick Vitale?

Ya he does, they both don't know how to talk, they can only scream.

[mess]

I couldn't beleive it either, one day probably 3 years ago, I am driving on Queens Boulevard. Right next to me Elliot jogged by in his lingerie. I couldn't beleive the guy actually dressed like that for real in the middle of the day. He was in full make-up and lingerie just like he is on the show.

[bukkakejaw]

haha hell yeah i love elliot offen. i like when him and artie start screaming at each other.

[Tom Kim]

"It's the cresendo, Gary"...... you decaying gingivitis victim.....