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| BFG |
| reaching the overplayed limit... |
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| imtellingcarl |
yeah it jumped about two weeks ago.
or actually it jumped when i heard it on Entourage. |
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| VikingDanForman |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Ned stories kick ass. I would have paid more attention in school if I had a teacher like him. |
Yeah, it would have been more interesting if Ned was teaching how Christopher Columbus discovered America.
Ol Chris was guiding his shipt toward the West Indies when suddenly he started to get road head from some nasty cricket which distracted his ass and made him take a wrong turn and he landed in America, asshole |
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| Miller |
| Blish passed out and now is getting after shocks? |
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| maloof |
whats up people
how's everyone in here this afternoon? |
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| IheartNY |
| I wished i had knowd you before...a true Bubba fan... |
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| Pops420 |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
My FAVORITE song.... |
lol thats great ..... |
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| VikingDanForman |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
whats up people
how's everyone in here this afternoon? |
Hey Maloof! |
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| No_Remorse_666 |
WOOT
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
thanks for the info...so i guess women now can say...."well honey it's not like i'm asking you to get your nuts zapped"....hahaha |
Wife: "Honey, please pick your socks up off the floor"
Husband: I work 12 hours a day to provide for you so it's the least you can do for me!
Wife: "Honey, it's not as if I'm asking you to get your nuts zapped"
Husband: <grimaces while he picks up the socks> Anything else dear? <hands protecting his nuts> |
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| BFG |
| bad idea giving it to lasker |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by imtellingcarl
yeah it jumped about two weeks ago.
or actually it jumped when i heard it on Entourage. |
entourage is the greatest show.... ;) |
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| McGillicunty |
| omg! poor guy! I'm going to cry. |
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| IheartNY |
| he passed out??? |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| This guy is BLOWED THE F UP!!!!! |
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| Miller |
Hey Pops and maloof
This guy is messed up |
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| McGillicunty |
| He's in bad shape...he needs to go to the hospital. |
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| TittyMonster |
| Mother fucking Hell sounds like he is in Shock with dry mouth |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
whats up people
how's everyone in here this afternoon? |
MAAAALLLOOOOFFF.....my baby!!!!! :wub: |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| :shocked: |
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| Miller |
| Lasker enjoys this waaaaaay too much. LOL |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
He's in bad shape...he needs to go to the hospital. |
LAsker is a maniac....but it's still fucking funny as hell...... |
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| maloof |
Hey Viking, Miller and of course........IHEARTNY!! :D
This sounds crazy on the radio. According to IHeart, my balls are medium and personally, I don't think they could take this pain. |
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| JJL66 |
:ec:
they better get a Doc. in there soon!!!!!!!! |
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| Miller |
| Please tell me they have video of this. |
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| maloof |
Quote: Originally posted by JJL66
:ec:
they better get a Doc. in there soon!!!!!!!! |
we can call DocIvan......? |
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| BFG |
| yeah I hate lasker. If someone can get the much joy out of doing that he needs to get the crap beat out of him. His comment afterwards was, don't sign up for torture when laser is in. |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
Hey Viking, Miller and of course........IHEARTNY!! :D
This sounds crazy on the radio. According to IHeart, my balls are medium and personally, I don't think they could take this pain. |
balls don't matter baby...it's the COCK!!! ;) |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
Hey Viking, Miller and of course........IHEARTNY!! :D
This sounds crazy on the radio. According to IHeart, my balls are medium and personally, I don't think they could take this pain. |
Yeah but you've got a big dick. :D |
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| IheartNY |
| Lasker is a mean SOB...he is a maniac!!!!! no mercy...hahahaha |
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| VikingDanForman |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
MAAAALLLOOOOFFF.....my baby!!!!! :wub: |
Someones in Lust |
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| jlohlinger |
| They need to put Lasker on the rack so he knows what it feels like kind of like they do to the cops... :D |
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| Antelope69 |
| I wanna hear Lasker take a shot of that bad boy!!!! :) |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by BFG
yeah I hate lasker. If someone can get the much joy out of doing that he needs to get the crap beat out of him. His comment afterwards was, don't sign up for torture when laser is in. |
LOL how can you hate Lasker? Sad thing is I've known a couple of Laskers in my past. |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by VikingDanForman
Someones in Lust |
what can i say Viking?? a girl gets that way every once in a while.... ;) |
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| JJL66 |
Bubba should give him $1,000
not $250.00.
Come on Bubba
:bigup: |
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| maloof |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Yeah but you've got a big dick. :D |
I DO!!!.........
Quote: Originally posted by IHeartNY
balls don't matter baby...it's the COCK!!! wink |
Hellz yea! IHeart......you've got a list of things to do when you CUM here in two weeks. I am going to be able to get into that schedule, or are you all booked up? |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
They need to put Lasker on the rack so he knows what it feels like kind of like they do to the cops... :D |
that would be awesome but i bet he would NEVER do it..... |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Antelope69
I wanna hear Lasker take a shot of that bad boy!!!! :) |
He isn't stupid. He wouldn't even put the dog collar on his hand. LOL |
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| McGillicunty |
| This is barbaric...friggen Lasker is insane! I've got tears in my eyes and this guy wants to keep zapping him. |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
I DO!!!.........
Hellz yea! IHeart......you've got a list of things to do when you CUM here in two weeks. I am going to be able to get into that schedule, or are you all booked up? |
Baby you ARE the schedule...don't you worry..you will get yours and probably someone else's too..... ;) |
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| 5hradaylistener |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
This is barbaric...friggen Lasker is insane! I've got tears in my eyes and this guy wants to keep zapping him. |
this ain't a show for sissies!!!!!! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
This is barbaric...friggen Lasker is insane! I've got tears in my eyes and this guy wants to keep zapping him. |
But it's great radio... |
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| maloof |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
Baby you ARE the schedule...don't you worry..you will get yours and probably someone else's too..... ;) |
I hope you keep your word........
alright guys, see you all around. I'm heading to the couch to take a power nap |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
But it's great radio... |
this IS great radio..... |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by 5hradaylistener
this ain't a show for sissies!!!!!! |
It's awesome radio when it brings me to tears!! Lasker makes it all that much better...It's insanity at it's finest! |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
I hope you keep your word........
alright guys, see you all around. I'm heading to the couch to take a power nap |
you have my word on THIS board.....you will be taken care of by Iheart!!!! Don't you worry.... ;) |
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| maloof |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
you have my word on THIS board.....you will be taken care of by Iheart!!!! Don't you worry.... ;) |
You guys heard it here first........... I'll report when she's on the plane back. Full details and maybe some nude photos from the hotel room!!! |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
You guys heard it here first........... I'll report when she's on the plane back. Full details and maybe some nude photos from the hotel room!!! |
i am a woman of my word if nothing else... ;) |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
It's awesome radio when it brings me to tears!! Lasker makes it all that much better...It's insanity at it's finest! |
So any show that can bring you to tears is a great show? Lasker isn’t someone to mess with. LOL |
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| McGillicunty |
| New T-Shirt "Ball Shock Jones" |
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| Miller |
| Give Blish the Taser!!!!! |
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| IheartNY |
| We made 24 pages without naked chicks or a lot of sex talk...THAT RULES!!!!! ;) |
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| specialyetti |
| How do you contact these clown's to sign up for the shocking? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by specialyetti
How do you contact these clown's to sign up for the shocking? |
Are you serious? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
New T-Shirt "Ball Shock Jones" |
LOL |
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| IheartNY |
| Damn!!! I think even Bubba is worn out by today's show!!! They better not move him to later in the night...that would totally suck.... ;) |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by specialyetti
How do you contact these clown's to sign up for the shocking? |
Try this if you are serious. Make the subject good or you wont get noticed.
brent@btls.com |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Try this if you are serious. Make the subject good or you wont get noticed.
brent@btls.com |
ok everybody...may see you later for the replay...it's now time to leave the "dark side" and go to the SFRT thread!!! ;) |
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| Pops420 |
thanks folks im out of post for today
should be a full trucker member tomorrow
thanks to miller
the show in here is as fun as the show itself :D :D :D |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
Damn!!! I think even Bubba is worn out by today's show!!! They better not move him to later in the night...that would totally suck.... ;) |
I sure hope they don't move him. Then again maybe Bubba is getting nervous because he wants them to extend his contract. Why this isn’t already in the process I don’t know. I can only guess they have him locked tight for the first year and see no need to rush it. |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
So any show that can bring you to tears is a great show? Lasker isn’t someone to mess with. LOL |
You betcha!
I would date Lasker! I need somebody like him to keep me in line. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Pops420
thanks folks im out of post for today
should be a full trucker member tomorrow
thanks to miller
the show in here is as fun as the show itself :D :D :D |
Later Pops, glad to have you around.
bye Iheart
I think we lost knot. |
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| jlohlinger |
Another great show from The Love Sponge and crew...
We got to hear the Howard's Bitch parody... Manson puts out more hit's than Elvis and the Beatles combined...
Bubba's on the chip about the weekend replay shake up...
BFG found the location for the film fest and won himself an official "Balloon Knot Security" shirt... congradulations...
the hand added to the "balloon knot" photoshop... can anyone tell what's different? First one to figure it out gets added to the shirt list...
Bubba touched on two disgusting cases of child abuse... one of which is the 9 month old that got it's throat cut, the other of course is Britney Spears spears dropping her kid on his head... obviously following the family tradition...
In SFN related news HeyNow let us in on the fact that he nailed a cricket last night he picked up at the bar what seemed like 50 times... ahhh the college years how distant they seem... now wait, I didn't go to college that's why I took the Jesus route and became a Carpenter...
Back to the BTLS show we heard the Ass Dr. and learned that Elvis had 20 pounds of compacted shit in his intestines when he died...
Matty Yokum called in and talked about the testing at Richmond and the coverage of this weekends Busch race at Nashville Super speedway. Tune in for the Pepsi 300 on FX Saturday at 3:30 p.m. Bubba brought up the Dateline Muslim plant bullshit at Martinsville, at which time Brent brought up the fact that there was some "balloon knot" guy there that was witness to it...
http://rapidshare.de/files/17856142...sville.mp3.html
We heard them play the Ned's "Devil's Dick" parody...
Last but not least, SFN and Bubba.net's own BLish took the shock collar to his balls, and Scranton PA's own Full Trucker took the fishhooks... We learned in BLish's daze that he may have a "Brokeback" crush on Bubba... Way to take one for the team guys, I can't wait to hear your recap...
Don't forget to support the site that loves you all in a non-faggot way if you can spare the $$$
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...&action=support
Also don't forget to vote for Brian Brown at Racin' for a Livin'. Don't let these rule changing bastards take the win away from him.
http://www.racinforalivin.net/poll/ [/B][/QUOTE]
Stay tuned for the Intern Show next at 7 p.m. followed by the Sportstastic Ferrall at 8 p.m. Tune in tonight at midnight for the BTLS redux, and make sure you log on to SFN for the redux thread...
I hope everyone enjoyed today's show as much as I did, and thank you to all who checked in today and added an opinion to the thread... check you all on the other side of this post... :hw:
Keep in mind Buckcherry's "15" came out yesterday... so get out to your local boxstore superchain and pick it up, there are 11 song on there that you haven't heard yet. |
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| NickFoley |
| They're just been paranoid. I dont see any reason for moving Ferrall to an earlier time spot. |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Later Pops, glad to have you around.
bye Iheart
I think we lost knot. |
no but i'm losing my mind....today is wedesday...SFRT isn't on :( |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by NickFoley
They're just been paranoid. I dont see any reason for moving Ferrall to an earlier time spot. |
You are probably right. I understand Bubba being paranoid after what CC did to him. I hope that’s all it is instead of there being something else that he isn’t talking about. |
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| jlohlinger |
| Anyone figure out what's different about thehand's photoshop yet? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
You betcha!
I would date Lasker! I need somebody like him to keep me in line. |
Your man has arrived! Chicks always love a badass.
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
no but i'm losing my mind....today is wedesday...SFRT isn't on :( |
Nope...Intern show is on. I'm switching to Howard's replay. |
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| specialyetti |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Are you serious? |
Yeah I am . Thank's for the hook up . |
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| BFG |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Anyone figure out what's different about thehand's photoshop yet? |
I do but I'm already on the list :) |
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| GayTony |
that was disgusting...i'm sorry i heard that. lasker's a psycho and bubba stood at the edge of madness there.
entertaining...yes. sickening...yes.
legally borderline, i think bubba saw that. |
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| MsRedneck |
| Oh, Gene is a mental hygiene warrant away from being committed! |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Your man has arrived! Chicks always love a badass. |
He's not a bad looking guy. I'm not into a badass type of guy...I like a man that is in charge while I'm in control. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Anyone figure out what's different about thehand's photoshop yet? |
LMAO!!!!!!! The Hooters Card
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by MsRedneck
Oh, Gene is a mental hygiene warrant away from being committed! |
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That phrase is a first for me but I love it. |
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| MsRedneck |
| LMAO! That pic is great |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
He's not a bad looking guy. I'm not into a badass type of guy...I like a man that is in charge while I'm in control. |
:hw: |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Anyone figure out what's different about thehand's photoshop yet? |
card on the left? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
card on the left? |
E-mail me your name, address, and shirt size.... because we have a winner!!!!!! |
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| MsRedneck |
ok, I'm out for now. Catch you all later going to grab me something to eat.
Love you all |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by MsRedneck
ok, I'm out for now. Catch you all later going to grab me something to eat.
Love you all |
Check you in a bit Redneck Woman...
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
E-mail me your name, address, and shirt size.... because we have a winner!!!!!! |
Are you serious? Email me and I'll reply.
mcgillikunty@yahoo.com |
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| JJL66 |
:lol: |
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| jlohlinger |
Here's a joke you all might appreciate:
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy. |
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| jlohlinger |
It's in your inbox... hehe I said In box...
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Pops420
lol here dude |
Six more Pops... you'll be a full member before tonights redux thread... :2thumbs: |
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| WuStyle |
| is thehand's photoshop change the VIP passes? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by WuStyle
is thehand's photoshop change the VIP passes? |
Yeah, actually that was the original change... Miller added the platinum card on his post... hit me up and I'll get one out to you as well. |
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| McGillicunty |
| See you later taters! |
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| BLish |
all i can say is holy farking shiat! what a way to get myself onto the Bubba the Love Sponge show.
i ain't gonna lie.. it hurt like a sumbichh! i still can't believe i took dog collars straight to the f'n ballsack. i honestly think i could have taken the taser to the gut easier than the dog collars. one on each ball, mind you!
that and the wife giving me major shiat.
i think i'm finally settling down as far as nerves and heart rate.. 3 hours later!
i'm actually anxious to hear the replay tonight. i heard my yelling was on Ferrell tonight also. had someone call me and fill me in.
what a show huh guys? what a show. don't know if my sack will be the same anymore... but to heck with it... ya only live life once.
also.. stay tuned in tomorrow. i'm bringing in Brooke Skye ... you guys have already seen pics of her on this post. but just in case her website is www.BrookeSkye.com
thanks for listening!
~BLish~ |
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| jlohlinger |
Great job putting your balls on the line literally today BLish, and contributing to making it one hell of a show. I hope before they dazed and confused you, you got some great shots of the studio and the crew to post on the sites.
Thankyou for coming on and giving us an update. I hope all is well in the nether regions, and the zapping you received didn't do to much damage to the future BLish offspring still swimming around down there. |
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| WuStyle |
Big Ups BLish, i was laughing my ass off today.
also jlohlinger, earlier i didnt realize someone answer that Q before me so dont worry about the shirt business, im sure ill earn one fo real. and did u really get shirts like that printed or one at a time iron on or what? Catch ya manana |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by WuStyle
Big Ups BLish, i was laughing my ass off today.
also jlohlinger, earlier i didnt realize someone answer that Q before me so dont worry about the shirt business, im sure ill earn one fo real. and did u really get shirts like that printed or one at a time iron on or what? Catch ya manana |
They're the 100% the real deal. I have a buddy who has a printing business and he silk screens them for me.
I refuse his buddy prices because the guy's got to make a living so I wait until I have a dozen people lined up and then have him make them all in one shot. So far there are 24 of them out there floating around, and I only need a couple more marks to fill the next dozen. |
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| IheartNY |
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
all i can say is holy farking shiat! what a way to get myself onto the Bubba the Love Sponge show.
i ain't gonna lie.. it hurt like a sumbichh! i still can't believe i took dog collars straight to the f'n ballsack. i honestly think i could have taken the taser to the gut easier than the dog collars. one on each ball, mind you!
that and the wife giving me major shiat.
i think i'm finally settling down as far as nerves and heart rate.. 3 hours later!
i'm actually anxious to hear the replay tonight. i heard my yelling was on Ferrell tonight also. had someone call me and fill me in.
what a show huh guys? what a show. don't know if my sack will be the same anymore... but to heck with it... ya only live life once.
also.. stay tuned in tomorrow. i'm bringing in Brooke Skye ... you guys have already seen pics of her on this post. but just in case her website is www.BrookeSkye.com
thanks for listening!
~BLish~ |
you were great!!!! it was better than my blow job story.... ;) |
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