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Yogi's Perogis
I just broke up with my girlfriend out of the blue after she spent 2 weeks in Colombia. She's moving back there. We had the perfect relationship. Never fought once.. Funny how things can change so suddenly... I feel like ripping someones head off right now. Anyone else have any sob stories? I dare anyone to top that.
Epsilon
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
Anyone else have any sob stories? I dare anyone to top that.

I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years. :(
Not counting some fat chick I dated for 2 weeks in 2002 just because I knew she'd put out.
sinisterjay
yea we both in Columbia in my bed and im on my laptop.... sorry the best man wins
Yogi's Perogis
sorry dude. you couldn't get the best of me out of anything
Chrisell
Quote: Originally posted by Epsilon
I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years. :(
Not counting some fat chick I dated for 2 weeks in 2002 just because I knew she'd put out.



I do believe that fat chicks try harder.
sinisterjay
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
sorry dude. you couldn't get the best of me out of anything
for real bro sorry about all that man but look at it your single and now u can do what u want and whoever u want it with
Yogi's Perogis
Quote: Originally posted by Chrisell
I do believe that fat chicks try harder.


Fat chicks really appreciate what they can get man. I should go for one of those right now.
chris-miranda
stay strong brotha :D
GoldenNugget
Women may be annoying cunts, but at least they have that magic slit between their legs! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Yogi's Perogis
Quote: Originally posted by sinisterjay
for real bro sorry about all that man but look at it your single and now u can do what u want and whoever u want it with


I've done that for years. Rounding bars looking for drunk and meaningless pussy. The bad thinng about that is... once you've done that for long enough... it becomes meaningless. Once i met this girl i swore this was it. Not just becuase she was hot because she meant more to me than life. Also she was a fucking good blackjack player. She won 1300$ for me one time at the bahamas. Nothing else can ever stand up.
sinisterjay
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
I've done that for years. Rounding bars looking for drunk and meaningless pussy. The bad thinng about that is... once you've done that for long enough... it becomes meaningless. Once i met this girl i swore this was it. Not just becuase she was hot because she meant more to me than life. Also she was a fucking good blackjack player. She won 1300$ for me one time at the bahamas. Nothing else can ever stand up.
hey this happening means that she might not be the one and remember that saying when you let it go and if it comes back its your forever
Yogi's Perogis
maybe. This sucks though. if anyone crosses me right now... i'm definately going to jail for a long time hahaha
sinisterjay
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
maybe. This sucks though. if anyone crosses me right now... i'm definately going to jail for a long time hahaha
hey i been there pimp i was with a girl for 4 years and she left me for some bullshit and her moms hated me and gave her and altermatum me or her family but it took time i moved on gotta another shorty who takes care of me better. time is the only solution bro
Yogi's Perogis
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
snappy
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
I just broke up with my girlfriend out of the blue after she spent 2 weeks in Colombia. She's moving back there. We had the perfect relationship. Never fought once.. Funny how things can change so suddenly... I feel like ripping someones head off right now. Anyone else have any sob stories? I dare anyone to top that.


how long were you two together?
Yogi's Perogis
2 years... aint much but still...
OneOfTheHive
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
I just broke up with my girlfriend out of the blue after she spent 2 weeks in Colombia. She's moving back there. We had the perfect relationship. Never fought once.. Funny how things can change so suddenly... I feel like ripping someones head off right now. Anyone else have any sob stories? I dare anyone to top that.

I was in a relationship with a guy for almost 2 years with a guy who got arrested for trying to arrange sex with a 4 year old girl. Your sob story aint shit compared to what I went through.
Yogi's Perogis
that's fucking weird. u didnt get any hints
Yogi's Perogis
?

were u the one that called in a few weeks ago?
snappy
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
2 years... aint much but still...


well, the chick i was with in this story wasn't for 2 years... maybe 2 months.. none the less, this is lame...

i was dating her... fucking, hanging out, having fun, etc... totally fell in love...

she stops talking to me.. no calls, emails, nothin...

i wonder whats up...

finally she says she is pregnant.

pregnant from her ex. she was pregnant the whole time we were together.

when she said she was pregnant, i freaked the fuck out (i thought it was mine!). i was REALLY into this chick, but she felt obligated to go back to her Ex.. i was devastated.

that's my lame story!
OneOfTheHive
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
?

were u the one that called in a few weeks ago?


Yup.
Yogi's Perogis
sorry about that. that's an unusual situation... how did u deal with it?
HootyMcBoobitty
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
I just broke up with my girlfriend out of the blue after she spent 2 weeks in Colombia. She's moving back there. We had the perfect relationship. Never fought once.. Funny how things can change so suddenly...


So now after you she is a lesbian and she doesn't want you to watch? Serves you right for not understanding the love between two women. You should smoke Angel Dust and then try to remove your testicles, you might as well. This thread has drained the testosterone out of them. Then you can call into the show as High Pitch Yogi, a bright new balless future for you. :D
snappy
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
sorry about that. that's an unusual situation... how did u deal with it?


i got over it...

life sucked for a little bit.
Shamela
Quote: Originally posted by OneOfTheHive
I was in a relationship with a guy for almost 2 years with a guy who got arrested for trying to arrange sex with a 4 year old girl. Your sob story aint shit compared to what I went through.

Not to bring you down or anything, but did it ever occur to you that if you Brazilian-waxed and bound down your bodacious boobies, he might not have felt a need to stray that way?



















<Disclaimer: The above was entirely farcical post and Hivie knows I love her, in a non-gay, but hot, way.>
Yogi's Perogis
Quote: Originally posted by HootyMcBoobitty
So now after you she is a lesbian and she doesn't want you to watch? Serves you right for not understanding the love between two women. You should smoke Angel Dust and then try to remove your testicles, you might as well. This thread has drained the testosterone out of them. Then you can call into the show as High Pitch Yogi, a bright new balless future for you. :D


That was almost as funny as Columbine.
Shamela
Quote: Originally posted by snappy

when she said she was pregnant, i freaked the fuck out (i thought it was mine!). i was REALLY into this chick, but she felt obligated to go back to her Ex.. i was devastated.


Too bad you didn't mean enough to her for her to get an abortion rather than return to and bring a child into a relationship that's already doomed.
snappy
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
Not to bring you down or anything, but did it ever occur to you that if you Brazilian-waxed and bound down your bodacious boobies, he might not have felt a need to stray that way?





<Disclaimer: The above was entirely farcical post and Hivie knows I love her, in a non-gay, but hot, way.>


Hive looks awesome...










*i saw the disclaimer- just sayin!
snappy
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
Too bad you didn't mean enough to her for her to get an abortion rather than return to and bring a child into a relationship that's already doomed.


well, the relationship with her Ex went south, but she loves having the kid and is happy, from what i hear.



i hear what you are sayin, though!
Yogi's Perogis
it sucks caring about someone
snappy
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
it sucks caring about someone


sorry dude!!! i feel your pain!
dj hesher
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
I just broke up with my girlfriend out of the blue after she spent 2 weeks in Colombia. She's moving back there. We had the perfect relationship. Never fought once.. Funny how things can change so suddenly... I feel like ripping someones head off right now. Anyone else have any sob stories? I dare anyone to top that.
ah, fuck it , dude. look at it this way- you are like 23 years old and single. take it from me(im 38).. while you are that age, which is a fuckin great age to be, just go fuck a bunch of chicks. cuz soon enough.. its over. i got a girlfriend. shes not some young hottie. my days of hooking up with hot 18 to 25 year olds are over.so dont fret. you will go thru many more chicks till you meet "the one" (if ever). go get out there and fuck some whores!!!!!!
Dr. Bombay
Quote: Originally posted by Yogis Perogis
Fat chicks really appreciate what they can get man. I should go for one of those right now.


Wait until Saturday night and then hit the supermarket. They're all there, ripe for the picking.

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