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| thehand |
"I hurt my Sack"
by
The Hand
Click here for the MP3
I hurt my sack today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the shock
The only thing that's real
The collar shocks my balls
The old familiar sting
I tried to make him stop
he wasn't listening
[Chorus:]
What the fuck is this
Who is this guy
When get off this rack
Someone's going to die
And if you shock my balls
when I say the safe word
I will take you down
I will make you hurt
I wear electric shorts
upon this torture rack
it shoots five thousand volts
right through my old ball sack
somwhere in the underneeth
My penis disappears
It might have blowen off
I'll smack you in the ear
[Chorus:]
What the fuck is this
Who is this guy
When get off this rack
Someone's going to die
And if you shock my balls
when I say the safe word
I will take you down
I will make you hurt
Wen I can walk againg
you better run away
I will beat your ass
I'll will go Cool Aid |
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| Pops420 |
| great work again hand :D |
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| Jaeger |
Trent and Johnny would be proud.
did you ever get my email the hand?? |
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| jlohlinger |
:bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap:
I can't wait until you get hired... then they'll all get paid... ;)
*edit... I meant to say they'll all get played... but at least then you'll get paid... |
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| BrawnyOne |
| Another funny song by the Hand. Keep up the great work. |
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| BrawnyOne |
| Another funny song by the Hand. Keep up the great work. |
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| schwartz19 |
| Great work, hand. The songs just keep getting better and better! |
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| bsabrosa |
| That song is great. but I think you might have to much free time! |
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| Damienthetaz |
| That was great! |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by bsabrosa
That song is great. but I think you might have to much free time! |
Thanks
and
Not really, I'm just fast.
I spent an hour writing it last night & an hour recording it today.
I usually send my songs in withing 24 hours of when the event happened. |
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| kwdawson |
| Thats funny, with a great Jonny Cash song. |
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| RodStroker |
I hear a hint of ned in your voice
Hmm......... |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by RodStroker
I hear a hint of ned in your voice
Hmm......... |
Rebelrouser... :D |
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| Lush Rimbaugh |
| Awesome! You have a real talent! |
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| steelrfn |
Great work again Hand, hopefully Bubba will get over it soon and start playing these on the air.
Look at it this way, pretty soon there can be a Hand only CD :p |
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| Lerch |
Killer work brother.
Lerch |
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| Miller |
| Dude what do I say about you. You always bring good shit to the table. I can’t wait for the next song but in the mean time I will listen to this and loving every minute of it. You do a great cash bro. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Lerch
Killer work brother.
Lerch |
contrags on the name change you cable loving bastard. :D it's good to know Lerch is Lerch. |
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| thehand |
| Thanks guys....I have a new one I'll post here later...it's about Hogan moving to Miami. |
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| SIRIUS88 |
| :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigup: |
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| thehand |
| Holly Shit Lush Rimbaugh! Who's the beeeeotch?!!! |
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| ninja_bcore |
| way to go hand! great work once again, i am about to make a folder on my music archive just for the hand, keep them coming |
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| Ironpirate |
| better than manson |
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| fabreezy |
| nice job..... i'm suprised you haven't been hired yet or have you?? |
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| thehand |
nope, I'm independant:-)
Go to my site all the songs are there
Theres even todays meltdown in the "On-Air" section
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