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| Bhickman |
Holy crap is this chick not attractive. My son came home right when she came on yesterday, so maybe her on the radio was hot, but the pictures on BTLS.com sure say otherwise.
That lazy eye and the long face and the big schnozz...if the tits weren't there, she'd be a dude. |
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| adamgreenberger |
| :idhitit: but I would have to put something over her face. |
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| clearwatergeek |
| Cover her face with the flag and fuck her for the glory. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Celine Dion on steroids,,,,,,,,,,criminy!!!!!!!! |
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| THE BLACKGOLD |
| She is nasty. |
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| MNSternfan |
| Nice body, needs a nose job and a better make up job. Not barking, but not meowing either. |
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| DiscipleOfStern |
| great uniform but fucked up helmet |
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| doggie6262 |
| ruff............................. |
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| SternFan_Denver |
| WOW Bubba was right about her being UGGGLLLLLLY! |
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| airics |
| Its a man baby she could win the butta face contest though |
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| Bhickman |
| Did Blish bring her in? |
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| BVB |
Woof Woof
Nice ass though |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Bhickman
Did Blish bring her in? |
Yep... :yesshake: |
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| BrokeD*ckDog |
Fugly.
I'd hit it after a few, and with the bag on her head. |
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| momo111 |
| Dude looks like a lady. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Too FUNNY!!!!!!! |
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| warrengtype |
I have to admit I felt kinda bad for her whenever Bubba was puttin' the bag on her head and kept calling her hizzorse fizzace... Funny, sure. But I still felt bad for her. I mean, she was such a good sport, and she's a fun girl, nice, willing to go the extra mile and all..
But yeah, that noggin' of hers. Boy oh boy. Great body, though. |
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| Bhickman |
| So Blish done fucked up, eh? Is Bubba pissed at him? |
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| Bhickman |
| Why did Bubba write that she was a "dumb bitch" on the bag, though? Was she being a pain in the ass? If not, that seems a bit harsh. |
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| warrengtype |
Nah Bubba wasn't mad, he thought he'd make some good radio out of it. He was trying to piss her off by calling her names, and asking her if he could put a bag on her head (I cringed when he asked, cause you KNOW she knows she's not the best looking girl on the planet).
The dumb bitch thing was just him trying to piss her off. He originally wanted to get her so pissed that she'd storm out, or have a meltdown, something along those lines. He even asked her if he could fart in her face, and even that didn't piss her off. So by the end of the bit he just thanked her for being a good sport, apologized for being kinda mean and said he'd have her in again sometime later... to fart in her face. (he couldn't this time cause he was afraid he'd shit his pants) |
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| TH1RT33N |
| Long as the clam don't smell...get to it. |
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| BLish |
Quote: Originally posted by Bhickman
So Blish done fucked up, eh? Is Bubba pissed at him? |
so how did i fuck up? by bringing in a chick that had a great body and a banged up grill? where was i in the wrong? she made great radio! was good times. |
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| DoucheNozzle |
Brent was at his best yesterday during this segment...didn't miss a beat with carney rhetoric and their talking about doggy-style and how'd they'd like to fuck her with her face in the pillow had me rolling. I didn't get to hear the end of the segment, but I couldn't believe she wasn't catching or wondering what they were talking about when they were talking about her "fizucking fizugly slizope nizose."
"Nizothing yizou cizan dizo abizout thizat." ~Brent :) |
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| fuleslie |
| She needs 2 bags on her face; in case the first one falls off... :vomit: :barf: |
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| TH1RT33N |
| Not a minute goes by and then Bubba tells us it smelled bad.....stanky face AND puss. Yukko. |
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| warrengtype |
Quote: Originally posted by DoucheNozzle
Brent was at his best yesterday during this segment...didn't miss a beat with carney rhetoric and their talking about doggy-style and how'd they'd like to fuck her with her face in the pillow had me rolling. I didn't get to hear the end of the segment, but I couldn't believe she wasn't catching or wondering what they were talking about when they were talking about her "fizucking fizugly slizope nizose."
"Nizothing yizou cizan dizo abizout thizat." ~Brent :) |
I don't have any proof of it or anything, but I just have a feeling that she DID catch all that stuff. I think she was just rolling with it.
Could be wrong. |
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| YUTZ |
Quote: Originally posted by adamgreenberger
:idhitit: but I would have to put something over her face. |
i would just cover her with a fat load, woof woof |
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| Bhickman |
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
so how did i fuck up? by bringing in a chick that had a great body and a banged up grill? where was i in the wrong? she made great radio! was good times. |
Blish baby...Bubba's gotten pissed at you for far less in the past. I was figuring he was out of his mind mad at you for the way the girl looked. Now that I hear about the smelly puss, I'm surprised he didn't get mad at you.
But yeah, great radio supercedes some things, I suppose. |
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| drlove06477 |
| beside the huge nose she ok. |
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| hamalama |
| So you are ok with the terminal drippage? |
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| bsabrosa |
| nice funbags, bad face |
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| clw1227 |
| WTF! Didn't anyone get pics of her before she came to the studio? |
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| MNSternfan |
| Punany means Rotten Pussy in swahili... :p |
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| Douchebag_AZ |
| her face is horrible .. did someone photoshop her with Howards nose? |
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| fabreezy |
| hmmmm....10 lines, 4 joints, 12 pack, and a fifth of jack then i'll be ready to do her! :D |
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| Damienthetaz |
| Brown Bag Jones |
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| Ds nuts |
| she is a moped somthing you can ride around the house but you wouldnt want your freinds see you on :D |
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| CkyTx |
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| bonghitvinny |
| Bubba had right idea, horse-faced-baghead |
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| NickFoley |
| I'm just listening to this now. The best thing about it is the return of the Bubba lingo where they're all goofing on her without her knowing. |
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| ME-Rider |
| Definitely But-her-face |
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| DoucheNozzle |
Quote: Originally posted by NickFoley
I'm just listening to this now. The best thing about it is the return of the Bubba lingo where they're all goofing on her without her knowing. |
Yup, that was some ol' school Bubba shit right there. That was as dickish as I've heard him since testicular radio. Love it. :) |
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| steelrfn |
| I about wet myself on the whole carney thing and then doing her doggie, and the best ever, "put her in the rack backwards" |
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| Bryanike |
I don't think I've seen something that ugly in a long long time.
:puke: |
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| matt24 |
| OH MY! what a face, hope not all tampa chicks look like they got hit my a bus |
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| BUSTER |
| is that the chick that sang"WERE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT" |
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| evo |
| it's just bad lighting |
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| FuckSal |
| She is a butter face, and she needs to douche the puss. |
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| SA Motorsports |
That bitch definately rode the short bus!!! EEEEEEE-YUK!
I wouldn't even do her with Ned's dick! |
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| Otis |
| Looks like Corpral Klinger finially got his section 8 discharge and went on Bubba's show to celebrate it |
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| Dime420 |
| The wicked witch with blonde hair :sick: ............but i might take a bj :bj: with a bag on her head :D |
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| datruefranchise |
| My God looks like someone beat her with a frying pan |
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| CaseyUCF |
gross body.
HIDEOUS face |
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| idahomako |
| She looks like someone beat the shit out of her with and Ugly Stick!! Or she fell out of an Ugly Tree and hit every damn branch on the way down. |
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| hamalama |
| I've seen 82 Buick Skylarks looking less ragged! She needs a body transplant and a mega dose of penicillin. |
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| SacTownNDN |
| definite butter face |
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| NoSkillz1 |
Good'n From Afar
But Far From A Good'n |
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| Bobby Foos |
| And that's what we call a radio chick. Could listen to her al lday but might vomit when I saw her. |
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| AMR40509 |
| She should be sponsored by Valtrex |
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| Shock |
Quote: Originally posted by Bhickman
Holy crap is this chick not attractive. My son came home right when she came on yesterday, so maybe her on the radio was hot, but the pictures on BTLS.com sure say otherwise.
That lazy eye and the long face and the big schnozz...if the tits weren't there, she'd be a dude. |
Actually, she wouldn't be bad if she got a nose job. Bubba made her sound like she's totally horrid and she really isn't. It's just one feature that can be fixed with surgery. |
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| hamalama |
| Rhinoplasty, a jaw re-alignment, and a de-lousing topped off with a bath of antibiotics and Lysol MIGHT make a dent in that train wreck. |
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| SantosLHalper |
| i think i may have found one of my dogs siblings...should have checked her ears for a 127x tattoo or a 70101 tattoo... |
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| cji1065 |
| I think she has the face of a man.Don't see many chicks with a nose like that.definite plastic surgery canidate |
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| Flying Dutchman |
| Nice nose |
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| davevandam |
| JESUS CHRIST! :omfg: |
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| kryplj42 |
| She looks best with the bag on her head! :vomit: |
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| ripstoke |
| make it a shirt dog or no dog. |
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| NoSkillz1 |
| Hillbilly Bumsnatch!! |
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| mangoo |
| She got punched... |
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| Fredddie |
| I'd bounce that ass. |
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| BubbaND |
Dog her tits are almost down to her waist time for her to start getting a real life because she isn't hot enough to be doing that kind of stuff...
NED IS A GOD |
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| daffyrd |
| If I had only seen her with her clothes on I would have thought she was a drag queen. |
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| chief longsac |
| Put a flag over her face and fuck her for old glory. She's a dog but look at that body. I hit it!!!!! |
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| |H0use| |
| With a face like that my dick would crawl back up and never want to come out ... woof woof is right ... |
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| JrDerhuntr |
| the body is good but bag the face |
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| CND_TRKR |
| She looks like she got hit by the ugly bus. |
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| dudeman0108 |
| Pretty hot..............................If you like dudes |
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| slayerized |
| i'd still fuck her |
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| NEDSNUTSACK |
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| DIMEBAG_RIP |
| :omfg: she looks like an even uglier Sarah Jessica Parker! |
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| Shock |
| This is mean. All she needs is a nose job. |
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| OnTheChip1130 |
| Paper bag her, then titty fuck her, then bust a nut in her non-lazy eye to even things out a little bit, simple as that! |
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| Ploberjott |
| I wouldn't touch that with gloves and a gas mask on. |
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| kgc498 |
| I could overlook the face, with that body and attitude. |
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| charrger |
| I don't even think a paper bag could cover that up :puke: :puke: |
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| georgebob |
She hit every branch on the ugly tree.
RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! |
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| TuKuuL |
Quote: Originally posted by OnTheChip1130
Paper bag her, then titty fuck her, then bust a nut in her non-lazy eye to even things out a little bit, simple as that! |
Such high quality people here. :rolleyes: |
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| 379pete |
| ugly stinkin whore |
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| kgc498 |
| After watching her on Bubbaraw, she is nasty. |
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