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heed
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
like i said before.. she was Plan B. i'll do what i can to bring in more hotties.. but you have to admit.. it was and still is great radio.


Just busting your balls bro
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
:vomit:


WOW! Reminds me of the goons in the old popeye cartoon
jlohlinger
Yeah.... Matty Yokum..... finally...
BLish
Quote: Originally posted by heed
Just busting your balls bro


i know. no worries. maybe i should round up more ugly chicks .. just for the paper bag effect! haha.
DoucheNozzle
Thank God for this board and these threads. I'm home with the baby today and didn't bring my Sportster Replay boombox in from the office. I'm on the fucking chip that I'm missing the show after hooknose jones yesterday. :)
heed
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
:vomit:



Cock-eyed and a busted up nose...what a package!!
TOKER
Sweet-Bubba was talking about me "TOKER" Poke HEr
DiscipleOfStern
roots-reinactment jones
PaleTimber
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
:vomit:



wow...not even with Knott's cock
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by copter
got your red wings yet???


Redwings?

HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
wow...not even with Knott's cock


Bubba needed to but 2 bags over her head.
BVB
Good news: Bubba's store takes credit cards now.

Bad news: I get this message.......

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /srv/www/store.bubbaarmy/includes/functions/database.php on line 19
Unable to connect to database server

When I try to go to the site.
heed
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
i know. no worries. maybe i should round up more ugly chicks .. just for the paper bag effect! haha.


At least you are able to contribute to the show...all most of us contribute is getting Bubba on the chip most of the time.
QueenBee
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
burps&farts.com has a 90 second comercial or what? When will Sirius get some real sponsers.


I've also noticed the same sponsors advertising over and over--I could recite the "GoToMeeting" and "TomatoVine" spots at this point. I'm guessing that since Howard was a new venture and no one knew how his move would pan out, it was hard to recruit advertisers. They probably recruited sponsors by offering them reduced rates and extended runs for the fiscal quarter. Now that the subscription rates are solid, they will probably get new sponsors.

Hi Jaeger...I'll try to not take a nap :( and mess the last half of the show again...
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by BVB
Good news: Bubba's store takes credit cards now.

Bad news: I get this message.......

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /srv/www/store.bubbaarmy/includes/functions/database.php on line 19
Unable to connect to database server

When I try to go to the site.


keep trying, their server is getting hammered.
copter
Quote: Originally posted by BVB
Good news: Bubba's store takes credit cards now.

Bad news: I get this message.......

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /srv/www/store.bubbaarmy/includes/functions/database.php on line 19
Unable to connect to database server

When I try to go to the site.

I had to use paypal when I ordered my Shock the Puss shirt! I missed the boat on the McGillacuttys :(
QueenBee
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
Bubba needed to but 2 bags over her head.


and one over her puss.
drone1
I'm hisurten for some old school Fried Chicken Sandwich Tour
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by drone1
I'm hisurten for some old school Fried Chicken Sandwich Tour


OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
HeyNow22
So Knot, I got a BUNCH of people at work who want T-shirts. When is the site gonna be up?
DiscipleOfStern
elmers glue your underwear.. LMFAO
drone1
DOOITT DOOOITTT
mikeh77
Elmer Glued your underwear :D
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by copter
I had to use paypal when I ordered my Shock the Puss shirt! I missed the boat on the McGillacuttys :(


There's some jackass selling the Mcgillicutty's on e-bay for $45... :noshake:
heed
Are you making more shirts Knot??
drone1
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
Crisap my shorts jones
mikeh77
What are the odds Mammy calls in on time?
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
There's some jackass selling the Mcgillicutty's on e-bay for $45... :noshake:


$45.00????????????

That is crazy. Who would pay that?
DiscipleOfStern
at the end of the day, its your pants, its your cum.


some great quotes in this discussion.
THE BLACKGOLD
This is a great topic. Awesome.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
So Knot, I got a BUNCH of people at work who want T-shirts. When is the site gonna be up?


I'm not sure... Momo's wife is working on it... but I'm waiting for some software... and I'm going to probably buy a server... no half assing for the Balloon Knot... :D
mikeh77
25 needs another shock.
TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?
The Butler
Quote: Originally posted by mikeh77
What are the odds Mammy calls in on time?


What time is he supposed to call? I had to turn the radio down a few times to answer the phone.
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?


Yes, can you mail me some ?
BVB
Excellent! In the time it took me to come here and whine about the Bubba store not working...... It cleared up!

My shock the puss and a toys for tits DVD are on their way.
momo111
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?


Oh, HELL YEAH!!!!
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by THE BLACKGOLD
This is a great topic. Awesome.



:lol: This shit aint right. What fucking topic is great??? some of us can't hear. God Damn I hate this.
Pops420
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?

fire it up
SuperScott
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
Do you like reggae or ska ?


yeah i do i just dont like the guys voice.



25 let it ride the draws

somebody give him some man up pills
mikeh77
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?


What are we looking at..Indica or Sativa jones?
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
Yes, can you mail me some ?


That don;t sound like a good idea

but here it is
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
:lol: This shit aint right. What fucking topic is great??? some of us can't hear. God Damn I hate this.


blowing glue in your pants while getting a lap dance.
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?


Does it look like this?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Any1Want to see my homegrown that I'm smoking?


:yesshake:
SternFan_Denver
Like there isn't a guy in here that hasn't had to cum in his pants at least once! I know I have. I used to dry hump my g/f in H.S. until I came. Like they said, "it's your cum, it's your pants."

So true Bubba, as soon as you get a nut you lose everything and want out!
copter
I"m updating my S50.. God damn its taking forever!!!:mad:
BVB
Ain't like cum wont come out
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by mikeh77
What are we looking at..Indica or Sativa jones?


No just some misc seeds but it must be from a good stran cuz I'm high as fuck and all I smoke is da kind....
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by BVB
Excellent! In the time it took me to come here and whine about the Bubba store not working...... It cleared up!

My shock the puss and a toys for tits DVD are on their way.


No Ned Mark t-shirt... for shame... :nono:
Joeyd
"So you went to another club while you had Elmer's Glue Jones"

Awesome.. haha!!
DiscipleOfStern
let it dry... then you got potato flakes in your pubes all night.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
blowing glue in your pants while getting a lap dance.



Thanks D.O.S I have to keep telling myself. Less than a month, less than a month.
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by copter
I"m updating my S50.. God damn its taking forever!!!:mad:


Bro did you have S50 issues today like I did? Was pissed-
Mr.Tucson
Good for the skin too!!! LMFAO!
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
Does it look like this?


Not as much crystals-that shit looks nice
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Not as much crystals-that shit looks nice


Yea, it does!
DiscipleOfStern
k-fave a nut.
momo111
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
Like there isn't a guy in here that hasn't had to cum in his pants at least once! I know I have. I used to dry hump my g/f in H.S. until I came. Like they said, "it's your cum, it's your pants."

So true Bubba, as soon as you get a nut you lose everything and want out!


Isn't that called a San Franciso packed lunch?
mikeh77
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
No just some misc seeds but it must be from a good stran cuz I'm high as fuck and all I some is da kind....


Looks killer. :2thumbs:
mikeh77
Nigro Nut Face...Say It!!
HeyNow22
The Mouth of the South's nut face:
DiscipleOfStern
"Smooth Negro Nut Face"

great name for a band.
Mr.Tucson
It's shows like this, where they are all just sittin around BS'ing that is some of the funniest shit!!!!
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
Like there isn't a guy in here that hasn't had to cum in his pants at least once! I know I have. I used to dry hump my g/f in H.S. until I came. Like they said, "it's your cum, it's your pants."

So true Bubba, as soon as you get a nut you lose everything and want out!


One time I was all shit faced and had this chick in the backseat of my car dryhumping the shit out of me while my brother was up front driving with his girlfriend... she stuck her tongue in my ear... and I blew my shit instantly... nothing like getting out of the car and tossing your man juice soaked boxers in a gas station trash can...
mikeh77
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
It's shows like this, where they are all just sittin around BS'ing that is some of the funniest shit!!!!



Youre So right
BVB
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
No Ned Mark t-shirt... for shame... :nono:


Didn't notice that because I was considering the morning dom box set...... I went with the 5 buck option with the titties.
copter
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Bro did you have S50 issues today like I did? Was pissed-

No mine was kool. I had jsut heard there was an update.. This is killer.. George Flowers says Howard 101 and it has the fist logo.. I guess my s50 was way out of date!! :(
momo111
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
One time I was all shit faced and had this chick in the backseat of my car dryhumping the shit out of me while my brother was up front driving with his girlfriend... she stuck her tongue in my ear... and I blew my shit instantly... nothing like getting out of the car and tossing your man juice soaked boxers in a gas station trash can...


Ah, those were the days. :)
The Butler
Mammy at 4:25. Sweet, should just be walking in the door.
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by mikeh77
Looks killer. :2thumbs:


Was shocked it turned out so nice. Needs to dry a little more
HeyNow22
Here's another good nut face:
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by copter
No mine was kool. I had jsut heard there was an update.. This is killer.. George Flowers says Howard 101 and it has the fist logo.. I guess my s50 was way out of date!! :(


Hell yeah, I've had the fist logo and flowers for months.
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by copter
No mine was kool. I had jsut heard there was an update.. This is killer.. George Flowers says Howard 101 and it has the fist logo.. I guess my s50 was way out of date!! :(


I have not updated since after I got it. Guess I will do that
DiscipleOfStern
Isn't it sunny in florida? Is there really a need for a tanning bed? ;)

I guess it is better for the cancer deal.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
Isn't it sunny in florida? Is there really a need for a tanning bed? ;)

I guess it is better for the cancer deal.



lots of folks down here Hate the sun. Like to get a good base on bofore summer so they don't get Killed if they mow the lawn or work outside. June-early Sept is just effing brutal. A good base tan from a bed helps out some folks a ton.
BVB
Yeah 25, Quick talking about your nut face and go pack my T-Shirt for shipping.
heed
Bubba may need to be put on suicide watch after Hogan leaves this weekend... :suicide: either that or he will just cry his eyes out on Monday. :no:
HeyNow22
I hate comercials. But, the comercials we have are WAY better than it is on Testicle Radio.
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
lots of folks down here Hate the sun. Like to get a good base on bofore summer so they don't get Killed if they mow the lawn or work outside. June-early Sept is just effing brutal. A good base tan from a bed helps out some folks a ton.


got it.
thehand
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
That don;t sound like a good idea

but here it is


:gay:

We call that dirt weed up here.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by momo111
Ah, those were the days. :)


Yeah, but it's a lot more comfortable to nail 'em in the jacuzzi tub now... :D
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
Isn't it sunny in florida? Is there really a need for a tanning bed? ;)

I guess it is better for the cancer deal.


Dude it's always sunny it's fucked up-I look Indian
copter
Quote: Originally posted by DiscipleOfStern
Hell yeah, I've had the fist logo and flowers for months.

I got it. Then did the first update.. Signed up for futre update e-mails.. Got none of them :( I just was lucky that someone told me about it.. I'm loving it!!! :D
McGillicunty
Hi everybody! I'm back 40 minutes when they are talking about the stinky puss...
thehand
Quote: Originally posted by heed
Bubba may need to be put on suicide watch after Hogan leaves this weekend... :suicide: either that or he will just cry his eyes out on Monday. :no:


I have a song the deals w/ this issue....I'll post it in an hour or so.
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
Dude it's always sunny it's fucked up-I look Indian


I don't know if you guys have more sun than here, but we don't get any rain till July.
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by copter
I got it. Then did the first update.. Signed up for futre update e-mails.. Got none of them :( I just was lucky that someone told me about it.. I'm loving it!!! :D


Yeah the email thing isn't reliable. I just keep an eye out over at siriusbackstage.com and those guys know the second a new update is out.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I don't know if you guys have more sun than here, but we don't get any rain till July.



with the crazy humidity it feels soooooooo much hotter here as well. I had a friend who had his A/C go out, and his walls started to sweat in his house. ( no shit)
chimpman444
I bet canada's howard channels will be CENSORED!
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
:gay:

We call that dirt weed up here.


I did not buy it from a Mexican dick weed. I tossed some seeds in some dirt and it turned out fucking sweet. Like I said all I smoke is kind bud. I'm TOKER
jlohlinger
No more grey market... congrats Canadians...

McGillicunty
Hi DOS, Hand, Jaeger, JLohlinger...and everybody else!
heed
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
I have a song the deals w/ this issue....I'll post it in an hour or so.


You are the man Hand...always on top of it!! :rock: :bow:
Mr.Tucson
It's hitting 100 today, we have single digit humidity, until July. We hit 105-110 in June. Humidity sucks. Roll around at night finding the cool spot.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by chimpman444
I bet canada's howard channels will be CENSORED!



8 posts, 8 negative posts, you're batting 1000% good job mult.
TOKER
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I don't know if you guys have more sun than here, but we don't get any rain till July.


I hear it's bad in AZ but the shit sucks here. We don't get much rain. when we do it's for like 2min then you get choked out by the humidity
heed
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
Hi DOS, Hand, Jaeger, JLohlinger...and everybody else!


Everybody else McGillicunty...that hurts...lol
momo111
Quote: Originally posted by TOKER
I did not buy it from a Mexican dick weed. I tossed some seeds in some dirt and it turned out fucking sweet. Like I said all I smoke is kind bud. I'm TOKER


That's the best kind of weed......Free! ;)
DiscipleOfStern
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
Hi DOS, Hand, Jaeger, JLohlinger...and everybody else!


hiya McGillicunty, good to see you!

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