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| thehand |
| Hogan wants my real name from Bubba :htj: |
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| svvish |
| Thanks man, I was wondering where this thread was. And for what its worth I thought that shit was pretty funny. :D |
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| jlohlinger |
| Ned says, "it's all fun and games till Hogan shits in your face"... |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by svvish
Thanks man, I was wondering where this thread was. And for what its worth I thought that shit was pretty funny. :D |
I don't know what the funniest part of it was... Bubba's reaction, Hogan's reaction, Ned's reaction, The Hand's reaction or SFN's... it was all priceless to me... |
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| thehand |
| Thanks svvish....it was a pretty good show today, did you hear it? |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I don't know what the funniest part of it was... Bubba's reaction, Hogan's reaction, Ned's reaction, The Hand's reaction or SFN's... it was all priceless to me... |
Yea I almost pulled a Macho man (shit my tights) when Hogan started asking for my name! |
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| svvish |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
Thanks svvish....it was a pretty good show today, did you hear it? |
Nah man I missed the whole show. So thank god for the replay. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by svvish
Nah man I missed the whole show. So thank god for the replay. |
Just be glad today isn't Tuesday... ;) |
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| jlohlinger |
| Has anyone figured out yet how to disqualify the other contestants by using an auto voter? |
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| thehand |
| Not yet bro, I'll look in to it! |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| I have to stay up so I can hear Capps. I had an apointment at 3 and missed the last hour....How is everyone tonight? |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| I'll just sit here and vote for Brian Brown for a while. |
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| HeyNow22 |
| Howdy folks. I heard what happened with the delay while in the car on the way to work. wow! |
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| HeyNow22 |
| Here it goes... again! |
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| jlohlinger |
| This is some great radio right here... I don't care who ya are... :D |
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| jlohlinger |
| This is some great radio right here... I don't care who ya are... :D |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| Wish I knew the original Kiss Song so it would be even better to me. |
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| thehand |
| He's gonna hit the dump button soon..... |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| What the hell was he on that day..LOL |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| What the hell was he on that day..LOL |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| What the hell was he on that day..LOL |
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| thehand |
| here it comes..... |
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| HeyNow22 |
Did ya hear that?
That's the shit hitting the fan!!!!!!!!
:jj::lol::jj::lol::jj: |
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| 5hradaylistener |
Sorry about that
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| HeyNow22 |
Did ya hear that?
That's the shit hitting the fan!!!!!!!!
:jj::lol::jj::lol::jj: |
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| thehand |
| I love when he goes to the phones, the callers just start pissing him off |
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| HeyNow22 |
| What the fuck is all of this doubble posting stuff? Even I am doing it. MOVE FASTER INTERNET!!!!!!! :mad: |
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| 5hradaylistener |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
I love when he goes to the phones, the callers just start pissing him off |
Here comes the REAL Heat!!! |
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| thehand |
"why don't you give me the guys fucking name that wrote that song"
"why don't you give me the name of the chump, so I can dump, so I can shit in his face" - Hogan |
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| McGillicunty |
| Hi TheHand...what was the Brooke part? I wanted to hear it...Bubba is only putting on a gizmo kissfest with Hogan... |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
Hi TheHand...what was the Brooke part? I wanted to hear it...Bubba is only putting on a gizmo kissfest with Hogan... |
You can download it here:
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| McGillicunty |
Hi everybody! What is with the lag in here?
:hug: Hand... |
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| McGillicunty |
| Got it hon...thank you. Remember the parody I was telling you about? I'm writing it out for you...you might think it is a dumb idea, but trust me...it's gonna be awesome! Of course you will sing it...lol |
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| McGillicunty |
Is that all it is? sheesh...Brooke is an adult now...didn't she turn 18? They have talked that gibbish and also about nick doing crack..it was all in fun so what is the deal with bubba being on the chip? sheesh...
Love ya Hand!! |
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| McGillicunty |
| He who gets high on pot stands on toilet! |
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| McGillicunty |
| He who stands on toilet gets high on pot |
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| McGillicunty |
| Hey ...you're crazy Blish...gettin your balls all shocked up...hey |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
Hey ...you're crazy Blish...gettin your balls all shocked up...hey |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| LOL Bubba Welby...LOL :D |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
Got it hon...thank you. Remember the parody I was telling you about? I'm writing it out for you...you might think it is a dumb idea, but trust me...it's gonna be awesome! Of course you will sing it...lol |
Yea got it, I've just been super bussy...w/ my move to the states comming up soon & all. |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
Yea got it, I've just been super bussy...w/ my move to the states comming up soon & all. |
I thought you lived in California..where are you now? Canada? Try not to drink too much...nothing worse than canada dry. |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
I thought you lived in California..where are you now? Canada? Try not to drink too much...nothing worse than canada dry. |
I'm from LA, but I have been living in Canada for 7 years...I'm done with it though- Back to the USA June 15th!
I'll have to watch out for Hogan though! |
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| Beckerfer |
| That was funny!!! Good Work!!:2thumbs: |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| California Sucks..JMO |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
I'm from LA, but I have been living in Canada for 7 years...I'm done with it though- Back to the USA June 15th!
I'll have to watch out for Hogan though! |
Are you coming to Vegas the 16th? |
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| McGillicunty |
| I'm sitting here with a stack of CD's in my lap...about 50 more on the side of the chair...and I hear them falling on the floor one by one...I'm too busy here to stop typing and put them all away...so much for cleaning off my desk. Now the desk is clean and the floor is dirty. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by 5hradaylistener
California Sucks..JMO |
:yesshake: I wish nothing but ill will on that shitty assbackwards state and all of it's fucktard citizens... fuck California right up it's earthquake shakin' ass...
Now wait... you son of a bitch... you're from San Jose... ummmm... just kidding... :dontknow: |
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| Fredddie |
| I have the hick-ups. |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
Are you coming to Vegas the 16th? |
No but Ill for sure be in Vegas soon after I get to the states. I used to drive up there at least once a month.
I have a friend that lives out there near that newer Station hotel I think it is the Green Valley One. |
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| thehand |
| I just sent this pic to Hulk so he can recognise me.... |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by Fredddie
I have the hick-ups. |
I had them about 30 minutes ago...the hard hiccups... |
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| 5hradaylistener |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
:yesshake: I wish nothing but ill will on that shitty assbackwards state and all of it's fucktard citizens... fuck California right up it's earthquake shakin' ass...
Now wait... you son of a bitch... you're from San Jose... ummmm... just kidding... :dontknow: |
WOW you wish Ill will on me??? ;) |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| oops i caught the end this time LOL |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
No but Ill for sure be in Vegas soon after I get to the states. I used to drive up there at least once a month.
I have a friend that lives out there near that newer Station hotel I think it is the Green Valley One. |
I live near Green Valley Station...my daughter works in the theater there (one of my twins)...the newest Station casino is the Red Rock Station...it is absolutely top notch...Fiesta Hotel/Casino just became a Station casino...they are remodeling it, building a parking garage and adding a theater...my 19 year old works at Fiesta...it's walking distance to my house. |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by urlocalraiderma
LOL
I feel for you because I'm in the same place you are |
You are? I'm looking all over for you! Maybe those aren't CD's in my lap! lol |
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| McGillicunty |
| <covering my ears> |
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| SuperScott |
hand you should have told hogan you're actually macho man in real life.
THAT would have been awesome. |
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| McGillicunty |
| WOW..the guy in that picture looks like TheHand!! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by 5hradaylistener
oops i caught the end this time LOL |
:lol: |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by SuperScott
hand you should have told hogan you're actually macho man in real life.
THAT would have been awesome. |
Maybe I am :hw: |
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| McGillicunty |
| It looks like a nuclear bomb exploded in my comfort zone...why is it when you clean your desk it ends up a bigger mess? How did all this stuff fit here before? sheesh. |
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| McGillicunty |
| meaty balls with spermatoza sauce |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
I live near Green Valley Station...my daughter works in the theater there (one of my twins)...the newest Station casino is the Red Rock Station...it is absolutely top notch...Fiesta Hotel/Casino just became a Station casino...they are remodeling it, building a parking garage and adding a theater...my 19 year old works at Fiesta...it's walking distance to my house. |
I have to go to LA & finnish this record, it should take about a month or so.
After that I guess I'm coming to Vegas & staying w/ you :bananas: |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by urlocalraiderma
See now your in trouble Hand. Hogan is going to find you and wipe your ass since he has your pic |
You said Hogan's gonna wipe The Hand's ass... i don't care who you are now thats funny...
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| thehand |
| I'm bailing before they replay my Johnny Cash song...I cant hear that again...it will put me on the chip again |
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| jlohlinger |
I present this evidence for all of you to digest... you tell me...
If not the Macho Man... could it be... Son of Macho... :scratch: |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I present this evidence for all of you to digest... you tell me...
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Oh yeaaaa....the secret's out ....whatcha gonna do Hogan!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 5hradaylistener |
| Ohhhh yeah!!!! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
Oh yeaaaa....the secret's out ....whatcha gonna do Hogan!!!!!!!!!! |
I don't know what Hogan's gonna do... but I know damn well what The Hand is gonna do...
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| McGillicunty |
| The friggen government doesn't want people at home gambling ...why spend money online when they don't get a cut...make the happy campers leave their homes and computers so they can go fill up their gas tanks with big oils dick and drive around polluting the air and congesting the already heavily congested streets and highways wreaking havoc...why should american citizens have the priviledge of sitting in their homes they worked hard for and enjoy gambling online? This is INSANITY!!! |
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| jlohlinger |
Now it all makes sense... all of the hanging out in Vancouver... secretly training... taunting Hogan on the air... the anger of the "Macho Man shit his pants" bits... he's going for Hollywood literally... on two fronts...
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| McGillicunty |
| I'm trying to figure who dresses better...The Hand or Macho man...where is Ralph when you need him? lol |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by urlocalraiderma
It's no difference if we sit at home and do it or go down the street to the local Card deal or Casino it's still the same fucking thing.
STOP FUCKING WITH US AND GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND FIX THE BUDGET and every other thing that is wrong with this deal. |
I should put another bed in my house for the government to sleep in. They seem so concerned about what goes on within my house...if I want to gamble, play a game, chat, show my tits, or god knows what, as long as I am in MY house and pay my taxes I'm going to do what the fuck I want to do in here because this is America!! And I don't have a "Welcome" mat....so stay OUT of my comfort zone, COngress and government and big brother!! |
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| McGillicunty |
| I'm on the chip..and it isn't a poker chip |
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| McGillicunty |
| :zzz: :sleep: :sleepin: |
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| Shock |
| Remember: No more slow songs. They don't like that dragged out shit. Keep it upbeat and get to the point. The Hogan song was good. |
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| McGillicunty |
| When will it stop? Why are the american people allowing this to continue? Friggen gas is almost 3.50 a gallon...I read another rate increase is going to be handed down shortly..making it the 16th interest rate increase in 2 years!! Who can afford to leave their house if they are lucky enough to own one? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
Hey I clean up good |
It's amazing what a good shave and a lack of spandex will do for a guy... Mr. Savage... :D |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by urlocalraiderma
What next we won't be able to have sex in our own homes. Or are we going to be told what to eat, watch, listen and where to go also. |
LOL...I don't have sex in my own home anyway...rofl
We are being told what to listen to...what to watch on TV...
Bubba censoring TheHands parodies should not be allowed. If he starts censoring because he doesn't like the content..with all respect to Brooke...it will be a domino effect...next thing TheHand will be afraid to show his creativity...Please people...don't give in to censorship!! Don't be afraid to speak what is on your mind...we are NOT puppets...I will NOT be stifled if I want to speak what is on my mind...The way things are going we all be stepford wives and hubbies and lovers and whathaveyous...
ok thats it...doubt I got my point across. lol |
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| Soulman2U |
I'm marking out to McGillicunty.
Love your brain. |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by urlocalraiderma
Some spots here are pass $4.00 a galloon |
I'm wondering how the price of gas is going to affect tourism here...they will have to lower room rates...how can anybody afford to drive here on vacation? |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by Soulman2U
I'm marking out to McGillicunty.
Love your brain. |
My brain is exhausted tonight...I've been up over 24 hours. Thank you for loving my brain...sometimes I forget Ihave one. If it was up to the government we would all suppress our brain...we would be afraid to speak...afraid to think...we will be told what to read, what to write, what to watch and what to listen to. We will be told what we can do in our own homes...our computers will only be allowed on regulated sites...the computer police will peek in our windows making sure we don't gamble online or look at porn...our brains will shrivel up and die...so will society. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
LOL...I don't have sex in my own home anyway...rofl
We are being told what to listen to...what to watch on TV...
Bubba censoring TheHands parodies should not be allowed. If he starts censoring because he doesn't like the content..with all respect to Brooke...it will be a domino effect...next thing TheHand will be afraid to show his creativity...Please people...don't give in to censorship!! Don't be afraid to speak what is on your mind...we are NOT puppets...I will NOT be stifled if I want to speak what is on my mind...The way things are going we all be stepford wives and hubbies and lovers and whathaveyous...
ok thats it...doubt I got my point across. lol |
Good point... bow to the knowledge of the Cunty one... :D |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Good point... bow to the knowledge of the Cunty one... :D |
I ate carrots...not sure what that has to do with anything...
What's lined up for the show tomorrow? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by McGillicunty
I ate carrots...not sure what that has to do with anything...
What's lined up for the show tomorrow? |
4 hours of edge of your seat entertainment... or were you looking for specifics... :dontknow: |
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| jlohlinger |
LUVA LUVA THE ASIAN GIRLS...
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| 5hradaylistener |
| Capps was a good interview.I just hat it that he can't tell us exactly what whit did! |
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| McGillicunty |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
4 hours of edge of your seat entertainment... or were you looking for specifics... :dontknow: |
I'm literally on the edge of my seat...CD's surrounding me. I was thinking something funny and now I forgot what it was... |
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