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Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread 5/12/06
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| SternFan_Denver |
All this time I thought Bubba was the only one in the studio just making all those voices himself. You know, like Saturday Night Live...
Now you tell me there is more than just Bubba in the studio and all these people are other people. Oh I'm just confused...
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| baldeaglejones |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN Would any of you work for Lasker based on his vacation policy? |
I wouldn't work for Lasker because of his "whooping my ass" policy. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN You should call Bubba and barf on air. |
I don't know the number... ;) |
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| SternFan_Denver |
Quote: Originally posted by momo111 What's up with the fucking Avalanche? |
DUDE the Avs suck! I f*ing hate that team, I'm a Red Wings fan it's much easier today to live here and be a Wings fan.
How 'bout those Sharks! <- this is what happens when my team loses, I gotta support someone elses team. Actually I want to see Buffalo win the Cup! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver All this time I thought Bubba was the only one in the studio just making all those voices himself. You know, like Saturday Night Live with Chris Katan?
Now you tell me there is more than just Bubba in the studio and all these people are other people. Oh I'm just confused...
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Isn't the Scelzi character played by John Force? :D |
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| thehand |
How about that Gene Lasker!
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| TAN |
Quote: Originally posted by bigvig316 I think that they are on a five minute delay because when bubba ask 25 cent to take some photos of his hair they were already on btls.com |
interesting... |
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| SternFan_Denver |
| Everyone must be a very good mood today! The post are really funny and the haters aren't here. How nice is this! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver DUDE the Avs suck! I f*ing hate that team, I'm a Red Wings fan it's much easier today to live here and be a Wings fan.
How 'bout those Sharks! <- this is what happens when my team loses, I gotta support someone elses team. Actually I want to see Buffalo win the Cup! |
Fuck Buffalo... and their shitty attempts to make better wings than me... :fuckyou: Buffalo... :D |
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| TAN |
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver Everyone must be a very good mood today! The post are really funny and the haters aren't here. How nice is this! |
Bubba rules!! Let's get drunk and have fun!!! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
,,,,,,,"Is this Heaven????
"No, it's FSN |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver Everyone must be a very good mood today! The post are really funny and the haters aren't here. How nice is this! |
I'm in a gret mood,To quote Ballon:
"it's always a better day when i see an email in the box from Brent" |
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| Jaeger |
on a totally unrelated note Who would you rather poke. Fergie or her sister??
Link to hi rez pic |
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| SternFan_Denver |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Fuck Buffalo... and their shitty attempts to make better wings than me... :fuckyou: Buffalo... :D |
LMFAO!!!! :lol: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand How about that Gene Lasker!
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LMFAO Hand!!!!! |
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| jlohlinger |
By the way... it's time for everyone to know why there's bad blood between The Hand and Hogan...
Here's a pic of them together from back in the day...
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| WuStyle |
| good day all, mailman JUST knocked on my door with a handful of shock the puss. id throw up a pic but my memstick took a dump, maybe tomorrow |
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| momo111 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Fuck Buffalo... and their shitty attempts to make better wings than me... :fuckyou: Buffalo... :D |
I got to go with Carolina at this point. I hated Buffalo since the days of Clint Malarchuk, and Christian Ruttu. |
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| TAN |
| Gene Lasker and Gary Selzie---redneck radio gold. |
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| thehand |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger By the way... it's time for everyone to know why there's bad blood between The Hand and Hogan...
Here's a pic of them together from back in the day...
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Oooohh Yea, my secret is out....whatcha gonna do Hogan! |
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| jlohlinger |
Fuckin' Scelzi...
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| thehand |
| Since we are all so funny, Howard needs to give us a show! |
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| BLish |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger on a totally unrelated note Who would you rather poke. Fergie or her sister??
Link to hi rez pic |
holy fuck.. look at the size of those cans! man i could get lost in those for hours! |
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| HeyNow22 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger I don't know the number... ;) |
1-888-69-BUBBA |
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| HeyNow22 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Fuckin' Scelzi...
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He's gonna be in Topeka!!!! That's 30 min away. Perhaps I'll go. |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by BLish holy fuck.. look at the size of those cans! man i could get lost in those for hours! |
Yeah I dig fergie in that dirty kinda way, but little sis has superstar ta ta's. |
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| THE BLACKGOLD |
| This racing talk is so boring. I'll have to check back in later. |
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| BLish |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger Yeah I dig fergie in that dirty kinda way, but little sis has superstar ta ta's. |
Fergie's facelife wierds me the f' out. but them sister's cans...WOW! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22 1
-888-69-BUBBA |
I don't know how to make out going calls... :D
I only know how to answer the incoming ones... ;) |
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| TAN |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Fuckin' Scelzi...
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Hey Balloon Knot---do you like this kind of racing talk on Bubba? Be truthfull... |
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| The Butler |
| Headin' home folks. See ya in a few. :hw: |
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| HeyNow22 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger I don't know how to make out going calls... :D |
Step one: Pull head out of ass... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Safe journey Butler. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN Hey Balloon Knot---do you like this kind of racing talk on Bubba? Be truthfull... |
I'm not a huge fan of the NHRA talk... NASCAR I'm all for though... |
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| momo111 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger I'm not a huge fan of the NHRA talk... NASCAR I'm all for though... |
I'm into lawn mower racing myself. |
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| PaleTimber |
| sneaks in and takes Butlers bar stool hoping knott doesn't see him being late for school |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22 Step one: Pull head out of ass... |
Goddamn it... it's stuck... can someone give me a hand...
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| HeyNow22 |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber sneaks in and takes Butlers bar stool hoping knott doesn't see him being late for school |
PALE'S LATE!!!!!!! |
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| PaleTimber |
| grins and steels a wheel from heynow |
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| TAN |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger I'm not a huge fan of the NHRA talk... NASCAR I'm all for though... |
Cool...
Me personally I don't know who any of these guys are and I never watch racing but I like the way they (Bubba and guests etc.) describe the technical side of things in a down to earth manner. Basically I don't know shit about professional racing but cars interest me. In case anyone cares... |
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| thehand |
Lasker Family BBq
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| HeyNow22 |
| Sup pale? How's all in the big city? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by momo111 I'm into lawn mower racing myself. |
Full Tractor Effect...
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| steelrfn |
I'm not a big race fan, but when Bubba had this guy in the studio and he got all loaded I was LMAO.
I can't believe he still has any sponsors. |
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| thehand |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber sneaks in and takes Butlers bar stool hoping knott doesn't see him being late for school |
Timber.... Timber... Timber.... anyone.... Timber...
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| PaleTimber |
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22 Sup pale? How's all in the big city? |
Doing good Bro...cold and rainy week end..I am all set for some major rest....you know the kind...get up about 8 am do a wheel and crash till 2.....
and for you?...hows life in farm country? |
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| NickFoley |
| There's nothing wrong with his haircut. It looks normal. |
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| mikeh77 |
| Bubba is gonna have to spank him bare hand jones |
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| SternFan_Denver |
Did anyone check out the food on BTLS.com?
If not, looking good!
I'll be right over Bubba, save me a plate... |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
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Damn.... she's smokin'... :lol: |
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| PaleTimber |
| Hey I got a bubba question...or maybe you all know...up in NYC Bubba gave Gary some cialis (sp?) did Gary ever say how it worked? |
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| SternFan_Denver |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber Hey I got a bubba question...or maybe you all know...up in NYC Bubba gave Gary some cialis (sp?) did Gary ever say how it worked? |
I haven't heard Gary talk about it on the show. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber Hey I got a bubba question...or maybe you all know...up in NYC Bubba gave Gary some cialis (sp?) did Gary ever say how it worked? |
Who's Gary????? Does he work for Bubba... ;) |
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| NoSkillz1 |
I could go for some ribs for dinner tonite.
I gotta get the Battle axe working on it for me. |
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| PaleTimber |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Who's Gary????? Does he work for Bubba... ;) | :booty: |
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| HeyNow22 |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber Doing good Bro...cold and rainy week end..I am all set for some major rest....you know the kind...get up about 8 am do a wheel and crash till 2.....
and for you?...hows life in farm country? |
It's ok. Sure could use some veal scalipini from The Rosebud on Rush St.! |
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| HeyNow22 |
| Off to work. Later kids. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| For D-Ball, the should have him do some 'gator wrestlin'. |
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| NoSkillz1 |
I know my torture devices ~lasker
lmao |
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| WuStyle |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger on a totally unrelated note Who would you rather poke. Fergie or her sister??
Link to hi rez pic |
Fergies face is junk, but she probably has a MUUCH tighter body. id have to say id pull bubba's "dumb bitch paper bag deal" and choose fergie |
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| Bhickman |
Lasker is something else...holy shit is he dumb.
I've lived in the Chicago area my entire life and never had Carson's Ribs. Hell, there was one in my own damn hometown and I never went.
I did go to Harvey an awful lot to this amazing little rib joint called George's and that place is the bomb-diggity best of ribs. It's a little dicey of a neighborhood, and you'd be crazy to be white and there past 10PM, but goddamn! |
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| PaleTimber |
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22 Off to work. Later kids. |
Be safe Bro |
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| harpoon50 |
| I hope thats not the grill Bubba was braggin about recently! |
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| QueenBee |
Hiddy ho...:hw:
Just popped into say hello before I pop back out to straighten my hair and take a shower. |
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| Ascii |
Hand should get Carsons ribs for his bits.
Gene didnt put that whipping over at all he really took a shit on the whole deal.
Cant wait for spice to be on always added something to the show. Think brent but not as far up bubba's ass. Manson doesnt talk alot ned not so much so it was like bubba brent spice as far as the talking frequency. |
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| Bhickman |
I think the guy brought those in.
Either way, those are damn good, actually. They're smokers. That's how you do ribs, btw. You don't put 'em on full fire. That's dumbass BBQ'ing. |
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| SternFan_Denver |
Yo Yo Yo QueenBee. Don't burn your hair with the iron...
:) j/k |
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| TAN |
| Lasker and the Carson's ribs thing was awesome |
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| Bhickman |
| Didn't Bubba say at the beginning of the show that Ned was in the studio? Haven't heard that heathen say a damn word. |
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| TAN |
Quote: Originally posted by Bhickman Didn't Bubba say at the beginning of the show that Ned was in the studio? Haven't heard that heathen say a damn word. |
That's cause we haven't heard from Manson either... |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22 It's ok. Sure could use some veal scalipini from The Rosebud on Rush St.! |
I could use a Saigon whore... :yesshake: |
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| BLish |
Quote: Originally posted by NickFoley There's nothing wrong with his haircut. It looks normal. |
au contrar monfrair ...the fade is bad. they coulda done it better.
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| jlohlinger |
| What ever happened to Bubba calling into the Stern Fan Round Table last night? :dontknow: |
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| tstewy2 |
| Lasker is awesome... How bout dat... |
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| jlohlinger |
| Solid Bubba heathen representin' in PA... :hw: |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN Would any of you work for Lasker based on his vacation policy? |
Most of my jobs have offered no benefits...no vacation days, no sick days, no personal days and rarely any insurance...and retirement? You're on your own.
My jobs of late have been in management so I'm usually on salary and get health insurance. Still no sick/personal/vacation days. Sometimes I take a vacation and sometimes I get paid. Welcome to the life of a chef. It ain't what you see on TV.. :D
So, I'm not in a position to quibble about vacation and I don't object to his policy...;) |
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| WuStyle |
Quote: Originally posted by BLish au contrar monfrair ...the fade is bad. they coulda done it better.
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its hard to fade over a roll of fat |
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| jlohlinger |
LUVA LUVA THE ASIAN GIRLS...
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by BLish au contrar monfrair ...the fade is bad. they coulda done it better.
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It's supposed to fade, not drop off! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Outta here for the weekend. Capt. Knot keep the ship going straight. Cya all Monday. Have a good weekend. |
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| SDRANGER619 |
| exactly, it looks bad because of the fat. That's what happens when you used to be 400lbs. |
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| Bhickman |
| I think Bubba's hair looks good for him. It suits his look. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN That's cause we haven't heard from Manson either... |
Sure we have... who do you think is doing the Lasker voice... ;) |
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| SternFan_Denver |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee Most of my jobs have offered no benefits...no vacation days, no sick days, no personal days and rarely any insurance...and retirement? You're on your own.
My jobs of late have been in management so I'm usually on salary and get health insurance. Still no sick/personal/vacation days. Sometimes I take a vacation and sometimes I get paid. Welcome to the life of a chef. It ain't what you see on TV.. :D
So, I'm not in a position to quibble about vacation and I don't object to his policy...;) |
I've always wanted to be a chef, but after reading this I guess doing what I do is probably better...
Do you have a specialty? |
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| SDRANGER619 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Sure we have... who do you think is doing the Lasker voice... ;) |
i thought manson was doing Bubba's voice today? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Outta here for the weekend. Capt. Knot keep the ship going straight. Cya all Monday. Have a good weekend. |
Later Tucson... :hw: |
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| Ascii |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Sure we have... who do you think is doing the Lasker voice... ;) |
Obviously brent is multitalented and is even doing the voices of all the guests its only 2 people in the studio. Brent even does the voice of smoke. :rolleyes: |
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| SternFan_Denver |
The Bubba & Gene show is just like Bubba's radio show, he doesn't let anyone else talk... LOL
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver Yo Yo Yo QueenBee. Don't burn your hair with the iron...
:) j/k |
I packed up the iron years ago when I buzzed most of my hair off....it's still in my bathroom closet in case I change my mind.
I prefer the chemical jones. I'm sure it burns as bad as the carb cleaner but what's a little pain for the price of beauty...:D |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by SDRANGER619 i thought manson was doing Bubba's voice today? |
Damn it... now I'm confused as all get out... :D |
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| Ascii |
"Potty" break for the commercials.
and for qb .................................................... ;) |
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| TAN |
Ned is Manson is Bubba is Brent is 25 Cent is Lasker is Coco is Scelzi is Hogan is Mammy Yokum.
Got it? |
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| SIRIUS88 |
| hey all did i miss anything good? |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver I've always wanted to be a chef, but after reading this I guess doing what I do is probably better...
Do you have a specialty? |
Pastries...I cooked for five years but that heat really ages your face. I much prefer the title of 'sugar chef'.
If you work in the corporate, academic, or country club field, they offer you full benefits. Even if you're just washing the dishes and taking out the trash. But those jobs are hard to come by and you don't get many opportunities "to do or work with the fancy shit". When you're feeding hundreds of people three meals a day, you have to give up that creativity in order to please everyone. So a lot of us go there to retire when we're ready to have a life.
The plus side of this business is that I could go anywhere in the world and find a job. I've met a handful of celebrities and been put up in some ritzy pads and experienced a life that I could never afford. So, in the end, I'd say it's worth it. Just don't jump into it without a back-up plan...:hw:
Edit: brb. |
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| jlohlinger |
Crazy Bitch...
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN Ned is Manson is Bubba is Brent is 25 Cent is Lasker is Coco is Scelzi is Hogan is Mammy Yokum.
Got it? |
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| harpoon50 |
Quote: Originally posted by TAN Ned is Manson is Bubba is Brent is 25 Cent is Lasker is Coco is Scelzi is Hogan is Mammy Yokum.
Got it? |
All cleared up now. Thanks |
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