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SternFan_Denver
All this time I thought Bubba was the only one in the studio just making all those voices himself. You know, like Saturday Night Live...

Now you tell me there is more than just Bubba in the studio and all these people are other people. Oh I'm just confused...

:)
baldeaglejones
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
Would any of you work for Lasker based on his vacation policy?


I wouldn't work for Lasker because of his "whooping my ass" policy.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
You should call Bubba and barf on air.


I don't know the number... ;)
SternFan_Denver
Quote: Originally posted by momo111
What's up with the fucking Avalanche?


DUDE the Avs suck! I f*ing hate that team, I'm a Red Wings fan it's much easier today to live here and be a Wings fan.

How 'bout those Sharks! <- this is what happens when my team loses, I gotta support someone elses team. Actually I want to see Buffalo win the Cup!
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
All this time I thought Bubba was the only one in the studio just making all those voices himself. You know, like Saturday Night Live with Chris Katan?

Now you tell me there is more than just Bubba in the studio and all these people are other people. Oh I'm just confused...

:)


Isn't the Scelzi character played by John Force? :D
thehand
How about that Gene Lasker!

TAN
Quote: Originally posted by bigvig316
I think that they are on a five minute delay because when bubba ask 25 cent to take some photos of his hair they were already on btls.com


interesting...
SternFan_Denver
Everyone must be a very good mood today! The post are really funny and the haters aren't here. How nice is this!
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
DUDE the Avs suck! I f*ing hate that team, I'm a Red Wings fan it's much easier today to live here and be a Wings fan.

How 'bout those Sharks! <- this is what happens when my team loses, I gotta support someone elses team. Actually I want to see Buffalo win the Cup!


Fuck Buffalo... and their shitty attempts to make better wings than me... :fuckyou: Buffalo... :D
TAN
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
Everyone must be a very good mood today! The post are really funny and the haters aren't here. How nice is this!


Bubba rules!! Let's get drunk and have fun!!!
Mr.Tucson
,,,,,,,"Is this Heaven????

"No, it's FSN
thehand
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
Everyone must be a very good mood today! The post are really funny and the haters aren't here. How nice is this!


I'm in a gret mood,To quote Ballon:

"it's always a better day when i see an email in the box from Brent"
Jaeger
on a totally unrelated note Who would you rather poke. Fergie or her sister??

Link to hi rez pic
SternFan_Denver
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Fuck Buffalo... and their shitty attempts to make better wings than me... :fuckyou: Buffalo... :D



LMFAO!!!! :lol:
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by thehand
How about that Gene Lasker!





LMFAO Hand!!!!!
jlohlinger
By the way... it's time for everyone to know why there's bad blood between The Hand and Hogan...

Here's a pic of them together from back in the day...

WuStyle
good day all, mailman JUST knocked on my door with a handful of shock the puss. id throw up a pic but my memstick took a dump, maybe tomorrow
momo111
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Fuck Buffalo... and their shitty attempts to make better wings than me... :fuckyou: Buffalo... :D


I got to go with Carolina at this point. I hated Buffalo since the days of Clint Malarchuk, and Christian Ruttu.
TAN
Gene Lasker and Gary Selzie---redneck radio gold.
thehand
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
By the way... it's time for everyone to know why there's bad blood between The Hand and Hogan...

Here's a pic of them together from back in the day...



Oooohh Yea, my secret is out....whatcha gonna do Hogan!
jlohlinger
Fuckin' Scelzi...

thehand
Since we are all so funny, Howard needs to give us a show!
BLish
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
on a totally unrelated note Who would you rather poke. Fergie or her sister??

Link to hi rez pic


holy fuck.. look at the size of those cans! man i could get lost in those for hours!
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I don't know the number... ;)


1-888-69-BUBBA
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Fuckin' Scelzi...



He's gonna be in Topeka!!!! That's 30 min away. Perhaps I'll go.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
holy fuck.. look at the size of those cans! man i could get lost in those for hours!



Yeah I dig fergie in that dirty kinda way, but little sis has superstar ta ta's.
THE BLACKGOLD
This racing talk is so boring. I'll have to check back in later.
BLish
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
Yeah I dig fergie in that dirty kinda way, but little sis has superstar ta ta's.


Fergie's facelife wierds me the f' out. but them sister's cans...WOW!
Hippiebitch
Fergie pissin her pants turned me off of her completely
http://www.celebnewswire.com/2005/0...k_eyed_pee.html
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
1
-888-69-BUBBA


I don't know how to make out going calls... :D

I only know how to answer the incoming ones... ;)
TAN
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Fuckin' Scelzi...



Hey Balloon Knot---do you like this kind of racing talk on Bubba? Be truthfull...
The Butler
Headin' home folks. See ya in a few. :hw:
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I don't know how to make out going calls... :D


Step one: Pull head out of ass...
Mr.Tucson
Safe journey Butler.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
Hey Balloon Knot---do you like this kind of racing talk on Bubba? Be truthfull...


I'm not a huge fan of the NHRA talk... NASCAR I'm all for though...
momo111
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I'm not a huge fan of the NHRA talk... NASCAR I'm all for though...


I'm into lawn mower racing myself.
PaleTimber
sneaks in and takes Butlers bar stool hoping knott doesn't see him being late for school
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
Step one: Pull head out of ass...


Goddamn it... it's stuck... can someone give me a hand...

HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
sneaks in and takes Butlers bar stool hoping knott doesn't see him being late for school


PALE'S LATE!!!!!!!
PaleTimber
grins and steels a wheel from heynow
TAN
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I'm not a huge fan of the NHRA talk... NASCAR I'm all for though...


Cool...
Me personally I don't know who any of these guys are and I never watch racing but I like the way they (Bubba and guests etc.) describe the technical side of things in a down to earth manner. Basically I don't know shit about professional racing but cars interest me. In case anyone cares...
thehand
Lasker Family BBq

HeyNow22
Sup pale? How's all in the big city?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by momo111
I'm into lawn mower racing myself.


Full Tractor Effect...

SternFan_Denver
I know this isn't the sports thread, but the commericals are on, f*ing commericals. Anyway, is it about time the Lions dumbed this idiot. Now if they could just get rid of that GM (Millen)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?sl...ov=st&type=lgns
steelrfn
I'm not a big race fan, but when Bubba had this guy in the studio and he got all loaded I was LMAO.
I can't believe he still has any sponsors.
thehand
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
sneaks in and takes Butlers bar stool hoping knott doesn't see him being late for school


Timber.... Timber... Timber.... anyone.... Timber...

PaleTimber
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
Sup pale? How's all in the big city?


Doing good Bro...cold and rainy week end..I am all set for some major rest....you know the kind...get up about 8 am do a wheel and crash till 2.....

and for you?...hows life in farm country?
NickFoley
There's nothing wrong with his haircut. It looks normal.
mikeh77
Bubba is gonna have to spank him bare hand jones
SternFan_Denver
Did anyone check out the food on BTLS.com?

If not, looking good!

I'll be right over Bubba, save me a plate...
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by thehand


Damn.... she's smokin'... :lol:
PaleTimber
Hey I got a bubba question...or maybe you all know...up in NYC Bubba gave Gary some cialis (sp?) did Gary ever say how it worked?
SternFan_Denver
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
Hey I got a bubba question...or maybe you all know...up in NYC Bubba gave Gary some cialis (sp?) did Gary ever say how it worked?


I haven't heard Gary talk about it on the show.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
Hey I got a bubba question...or maybe you all know...up in NYC Bubba gave Gary some cialis (sp?) did Gary ever say how it worked?


Who's Gary????? Does he work for Bubba... ;)
NoSkillz1
I could go for some ribs for dinner tonite.

I gotta get the Battle axe working on it for me.
PaleTimber
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Who's Gary????? Does he work for Bubba... ;)
:booty:
HeyNow22
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
Doing good Bro...cold and rainy week end..I am all set for some major rest....you know the kind...get up about 8 am do a wheel and crash till 2.....

and for you?...hows life in farm country?


It's ok. Sure could use some veal scalipini from The Rosebud on Rush St.!
HeyNow22
Off to work. Later kids.
Mr.Tucson
For D-Ball, the should have him do some 'gator wrestlin'.
NoSkillz1
I know my torture devices ~lasker


lmao
WuStyle
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
on a totally unrelated note Who would you rather poke. Fergie or her sister??

Link to hi rez pic


Fergies face is junk, but she probably has a MUUCH tighter body. id have to say id pull bubba's "dumb bitch paper bag deal" and choose fergie
Bhickman
Lasker is something else...holy shit is he dumb.

I've lived in the Chicago area my entire life and never had Carson's Ribs. Hell, there was one in my own damn hometown and I never went.

I did go to Harvey an awful lot to this amazing little rib joint called George's and that place is the bomb-diggity best of ribs. It's a little dicey of a neighborhood, and you'd be crazy to be white and there past 10PM, but goddamn!
PaleTimber
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
Off to work. Later kids.


Be safe Bro
harpoon50
I hope thats not the grill Bubba was braggin about recently!
QueenBee
Hiddy ho...:hw:

Just popped into say hello before I pop back out to straighten my hair and take a shower.
Ascii
Hand should get Carsons ribs for his bits.

Gene didnt put that whipping over at all he really took a shit on the whole deal.


Cant wait for spice to be on always added something to the show. Think brent but not as far up bubba's ass. Manson doesnt talk alot ned not so much so it was like bubba brent spice as far as the talking frequency.
Bhickman
I think the guy brought those in.

Either way, those are damn good, actually. They're smokers. That's how you do ribs, btw. You don't put 'em on full fire. That's dumbass BBQ'ing.
SternFan_Denver
Yo Yo Yo QueenBee. Don't burn your hair with the iron...

:) j/k
TAN
Lasker and the Carson's ribs thing was awesome
Bhickman
Didn't Bubba say at the beginning of the show that Ned was in the studio? Haven't heard that heathen say a damn word.
TAN
Quote: Originally posted by Bhickman
Didn't Bubba say at the beginning of the show that Ned was in the studio? Haven't heard that heathen say a damn word.


That's cause we haven't heard from Manson either...
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by HeyNow22
It's ok. Sure could use some veal scalipini from The Rosebud on Rush St.!


I could use a Saigon whore... :yesshake:
BLish
Quote: Originally posted by NickFoley
There's nothing wrong with his haircut. It looks normal.


au contrar monfrair ...the fade is bad. they coulda done it better.

jlohlinger
What ever happened to Bubba calling into the Stern Fan Round Table last night? :dontknow:
tstewy2
Lasker is awesome... How bout dat...
jlohlinger
Solid Bubba heathen representin' in PA... :hw:
QueenBee
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
Would any of you work for Lasker based on his vacation policy?


Most of my jobs have offered no benefits...no vacation days, no sick days, no personal days and rarely any insurance...and retirement? You're on your own.

My jobs of late have been in management so I'm usually on salary and get health insurance. Still no sick/personal/vacation days. Sometimes I take a vacation and sometimes I get paid. Welcome to the life of a chef. It ain't what you see on TV.. :D

So, I'm not in a position to quibble about vacation and I don't object to his policy...;)
WuStyle
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
au contrar monfrair ...the fade is bad. they coulda done it better.



its hard to fade over a roll of fat
jlohlinger
LUVA LUVA THE ASIAN GIRLS...

QueenBee
Quote: Originally posted by BLish
au contrar monfrair ...the fade is bad. they coulda done it better.



It's supposed to fade, not drop off!
Mr.Tucson
Outta here for the weekend. Capt. Knot keep the ship going straight. Cya all Monday. Have a good weekend.
SDRANGER619
exactly, it looks bad because of the fat. That's what happens when you used to be 400lbs.
Bhickman
I think Bubba's hair looks good for him. It suits his look.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
That's cause we haven't heard from Manson either...


Sure we have... who do you think is doing the Lasker voice... ;)
SternFan_Denver
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
Most of my jobs have offered no benefits...no vacation days, no sick days, no personal days and rarely any insurance...and retirement? You're on your own.

My jobs of late have been in management so I'm usually on salary and get health insurance. Still no sick/personal/vacation days. Sometimes I take a vacation and sometimes I get paid. Welcome to the life of a chef. It ain't what you see on TV.. :D

So, I'm not in a position to quibble about vacation and I don't object to his policy...;)


I've always wanted to be a chef, but after reading this I guess doing what I do is probably better...

Do you have a specialty?
SDRANGER619
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Sure we have... who do you think is doing the Lasker voice... ;)


i thought manson was doing Bubba's voice today?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Outta here for the weekend. Capt. Knot keep the ship going straight. Cya all Monday. Have a good weekend.


Later Tucson... :hw:
Ascii
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Sure we have... who do you think is doing the Lasker voice... ;)


Obviously brent is multitalented and is even doing the voices of all the guests its only 2 people in the studio. Brent even does the voice of smoke. :rolleyes:
SternFan_Denver
The Bubba & Gene show is just like Bubba's radio show, he doesn't let anyone else talk... LOL


:)
QueenBee
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
Yo Yo Yo QueenBee. Don't burn your hair with the iron...

:) j/k


I packed up the iron years ago when I buzzed most of my hair off....it's still in my bathroom closet in case I change my mind.

I prefer the chemical jones. I'm sure it burns as bad as the carb cleaner but what's a little pain for the price of beauty...:D
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by SDRANGER619
i thought manson was doing Bubba's voice today?


Damn it... now I'm confused as all get out... :D
Ascii
"Potty" break for the commercials.

and for qb .................................................... ;)
TAN
Ned is Manson is Bubba is Brent is 25 Cent is Lasker is Coco is Scelzi is Hogan is Mammy Yokum.

Got it?
SIRIUS88
hey all did i miss anything good?
QueenBee
Quote: Originally posted by SternFan_Denver
I've always wanted to be a chef, but after reading this I guess doing what I do is probably better...

Do you have a specialty?


Pastries...I cooked for five years but that heat really ages your face. I much prefer the title of 'sugar chef'.

If you work in the corporate, academic, or country club field, they offer you full benefits. Even if you're just washing the dishes and taking out the trash. But those jobs are hard to come by and you don't get many opportunities "to do or work with the fancy shit". When you're feeding hundreds of people three meals a day, you have to give up that creativity in order to please everyone. So a lot of us go there to retire when we're ready to have a life.

The plus side of this business is that I could go anywhere in the world and find a job. I've met a handful of celebrities and been put up in some ritzy pads and experienced a life that I could never afford. So, in the end, I'd say it's worth it. Just don't jump into it without a back-up plan...:hw:

Edit: brb.
jlohlinger
Crazy Bitch...

jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
Ned is Manson is Bubba is Brent is 25 Cent is Lasker is Coco is Scelzi is Hogan is Mammy Yokum.

Got it?


:ec:
harpoon50
Quote: Originally posted by TAN
Ned is Manson is Bubba is Brent is 25 Cent is Lasker is Coco is Scelzi is Hogan is Mammy Yokum.

Got it?



All cleared up now. Thanks

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