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| Leellen |
| because he was so fat. He said he would bend over the couch after he pooped and she would wipe his ass for him. He would try to hold his poops until he knew she would be there. Now thats love.... and he even cheated on her! |
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| Schmitt |
start another thread.
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| SLAUGHTERHOUSE |
| take it to the bubba forum, who gives a flying fuck |
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| whuckawazza |
Quote: Originally posted by Leellen
because he was so fat. He said he would bend over the couch after he pooped and she would wipe his ass for him. He would try to hold his poops until he knew she would be there. Now thats love.... and he even cheated on her! |
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| wolfman30 |
| And now.... "Deep Thoughts" by WHO GIVES A SHIT???? |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by SLAUGHTERHOUSE
take it to the bubba forum, who gives a flying fuck |
I post in the Bubba Forum alot. I think I can speak for those of us who post there.
"We listen to the show, wtf is the point of your post?"
We would ask for this to go to WGAS as well. |
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| HarryPothead |
Quote: Originally posted by Leellen
Sorry :( :( |
Suck Hairy Balls fucker!
Stop fucking with my high and go post in gay town forum~! |
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| jaybird5252 |
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| HarryPothead |
Quote: Originally posted by Leellen
Sorry :( :( |
Sorry dude////...did not see the apology.....
You owe me $20 for killing my buzz though.. |
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| Leellen |
| actually I am a dudette.. and the checks in the mail... :) |
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| NWSternGirl |
Quote: Originally posted by Leellen
because he was so fat. He said he would bend over the couch after he pooped and she would wipe his ass for him. He would try to hold his poops until he knew she would be there. Now thats love.... and he even cheated on her! |
That was an incredible revelation to us new fans. Bubba said someone in the Studio used to describe him as a dinosaur with the little arms. It was quite a visual! I meant to clip that for Stern fans to hear, since it was so effing funny. |
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| johnnyaqua |
| Did she pick the peanuts out too? |
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| highpowered350 |
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| NWSternGirl |
Here it is! You guys should listen to this...it's hilarious. And it's clear that Bubba still cares for this ex, Holly.
T-Rex arms!!! :jj:
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| steelers1429 |
| Why isn't this in the BTLS forum? |
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| Tom from T.O. |
There is an man that I know in Italy who has his wife wipe his ass after every shit. When he is done he yells out for her and she has to run upstairs and wipe his ass. Even when she has guests. He is perfectly capable of wiping his own ass but he is such a chauvinist pig that he insist she does it for him. She has the typical beaten down Stockholm syndrome and even though she'll cry when she is asked about she still hops to it whenever he bellows. That is tragic funny and I would try and force either one of these fuckers to call Howard's show if they spoke English. I laugh every time this horrid thing is explained to me.
Wilma! I'm done!!! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Leellen
because he was so fat. He said he would bend over the couch after he pooped and she would wipe his ass for him. He would try to hold his poops until he knew she would be there. Now thats love.... and he even cheated on her! |
:banplz: :stupid: |
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| J-Bro |
I know this is a rhetorical question in an online forum....
Am I missing something or isn't this the BTLS forum? Why are people hating so much? |
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| asshat |
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
There is an man that I know in Italy who has his wife wipe his ass after every shit. When he is done he yells out for her and she has to run upstairs and wipe his ass. Even when she has guests. He is perfectly capable of wiping his own ass but he is such a chauvinist pig that he insist she does it for him. She has the typical beaten down Stockholm syndrome and even though she'll cry when she is asked about she still hops to it whenever he bellows. That is tragic funny and I would try and force either one of these fuckers to call Howard's show if they spoke English. I laugh every time this horrid thing is explained to me.
Wilma! I'm done!!! |
Didn't the world learn anything from The Bobbitts? One day she's gonna snip his nuts right off into the toilet with his turds and life will be grand.
Of course he'll later go on to be a porn star. |
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| darkerider |
| My question is, if this is true, where can I find a girl like that! I mean, you really got to love someone to clean the corn off their ass. |
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| doomsdayjesus |
| That isn't the half of it. When Bubba was with Jenna, Tyler's mom, he got locked out of the house once. He's got a turtle-head pokin' out, and starts calling everyone who has a spare. Finds out no one can get there in less than 30 minutes. Ends up squatting over a tray box in his garage, full diarhea(?) effect. Has to wipe his ass with newspaper, then uses a garden hose to clean up. He then jumps in the pool to float off the remanants. Jenna comes home and Bubba's full on the chip, so he tells her to go clean it up. Ned wrote a song about it to the tune of Bill Haley and the Comets "Rock Around the Clock", on Public Enema #1. It was followed by a Shaggy deal about Bubba and Febrezey faggin' it up in the hot tub. Funny shit(no pun intended). |
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| NWSternGirl |
:omfg: :spit: :lol:Nice story! Since I'm a new BTLS fan, I didn't know the status of Bubba's relationship with Jenna. I was wondering if she was just a cricket or if they were "a couple" when Tyler was conceived. How long were they together? Did they only stay together for a while because of the pregnancy/baby?
BTW, I know the 30/30 thang is a pain in the ass. Be patient...it's so worth it! |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by NWSternGirl
:omfg: :spit: :lol:Nice story! Since I'm a new BTLS fan, I didn't know the status of Bubba's relationship with Jenna. I was wondering if she was just a cricket or if they were "a couple" when Tyler was conceived. How long were they together? Did they only stay together for a while because of the pregnancy/baby?
BTW, I know the 30/30 thang is a pain in the ass. Be patient...it's so worth it! |
Gee this sounds like an excellent question for Mutts State of the Bubba address. ...........( I know the answer, but I could NEVER do it justice)
I will say this, When Bubba's relationships go sour, the go REALLY .....REALLY sour. It's a downward spiral like you have never seen or heard, and the boys are not the most sympathetic group. Artie has a cake walk by comparison. |
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| svvish |
Quote: Originally posted by darkerider
My question is, if this is true, where can I find a girl like that! I mean, you really got to love someone to clean the corn off their ass. |
My girl helped me out once on a new years a few years ago. I got so fucking drunk and sick I was puking so hard I crapped myself. It wasn't like really bad, but she figured either clean my ass or I would get in bed and she could sleep in it. :D |
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| NEDSNUTSACK |
Bubba's cat waiting to be wiped.
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| doomsdayjesus |
I'm unsure if they were together when Tiz was conceived, but I do know they had a rough time of it. There was one situation where one of the interns, named Cheech, supposedly got head off of her for some weed. I think she was fucking Sapp too, but I'm not sure. Of course, Bubba wasn't exactly faithful. I know he got his salad tossed on the air while he was with Jenna, so who knows what he was doing in private. Anyway, Jenna and Bubba ended up in a wicked custody battle, and Bubba didn't even make knownledge of Tyler public until about a month before he was fired. Todd and Jenna seem to get along now, but that may be for the sake of Tyler. Much respect to both of them, raising kids is hard enough.
Nedophile for Life :bwtd: |
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| stoneriffic |
| did she lick it clean? |
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| NedsWeed |
Quote: Originally posted by doomsdayjesus
I'm unsure if they were together when Tiz was conceived, but I do know they had a rough time of it. There was one situation where one of the interns, named Cheech, supposedly got head off of her for some weed. I think she was fucking Sapp too, but I'm not sure. Of course, Bubba wasn't exactly faithful. I know he got his salad tossed on the air while he was with Jenna, so who knows what he was doing in private. Anyway, Jenna and Bubba ended up in a wicked custody battle, and Bubba didn't even make knownledge of Tyler public until about a month before he was fired. Todd and Jenna seem to get along now, but that may be for the sake of Tyler. Much respect to both of them, raising kids is hard enough.
Nedophile for Life :bwtd: |
They've had a few iggys about Sapp... |
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