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| MAGUSofHELLVIEW |
FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY!!!!
just started watchin it... this should be great |
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| Stifford |
it was pretty fuckin' funny,
I watched it last night.
Richard Christy is a mess,
and I'm pretty sure Sal was fucking himself with his thermometer, in order to make friction and heat it up. |
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| Katrina_Sucks |
| What is it listed under? |
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| ShutupMoron |
| Artie Roast Mayhem (Wacky & Weird) |
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| conspire |
| Finally. I'm watching some now and some later. Good shit so far... |
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| MAGUSofHELLVIEW |
| plenty of man ass, thats for sure |
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| Stifford |
plenty of man ass, thats for sure
true, but Will's handprint on Rich's ass was pretty funny.... |
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| legunt |
| Very funny stuff for the most part. Gets repetitive toward the end, but the final bit with the introduction outtakes is hilarious. Richard is a scary gay drunk. |
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| Katrina_Sucks |
| Yeah after watching it I think the introduction outtakes are definitely the best part...drunken Richard got a little bit old in parts but overall its worth watching. |
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| mcfierce |
| the funniest thing I have ever seen was when Richard sticks his thermometer in Sal's face and Sal gets up and grabs what he thinks is a bottle of water, and is about to rinse his mouth out until he realizes that it is a bottle of lube.......the look on his face is fucking priceless...... |
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| Dr.Gonzo |
| Can't wait to sit down with this. . .gotta finish up the Friday SHOW first. . .:rock: |
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| madman05 |
THE ARTIE ROAST AFTERMATH WAS NOTHING BUT AWSOME...NO LIMITS WERE ADHERED TO...THE BATHROOM SCENES OF RICHARD'S LONG DISTANCE ACCURACY COMBINED WITH SAL'S SWIRLIE WILL REMAIN UNBEATABLE FOR A LONG TIME
ROCK ON |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
it was great
howard looked hot
Richard was comedy gold. mothaa fuckaaaa |
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| OptimusPrimal78 |
this is the funniest shit I have ever seen !!! Richard forcing Sals face in the toilet is a must see.. i laughed so god damn hard....
Moootha Fucka
HowardTV Classic!! |
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| MAGUSofHELLVIEW |
| the amount of man ass and anal penetration in this episode should PROVE that there are no censorship issues on HTV and we should get every sybian episode and other female shit COMPLETELY uncensored |
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| conspire |
Quote: Originally posted by MAGUSofHELLVIEW
the amount of man ass and anal penetration in this episode should PROVE that there are no censorship issues on HTV and we should get every sybian episode and other female shit COMPLETELY uncensored |
You took the words out of my mouth. I was just about to post this. They have VERY CLOSE views of a thermometer going into man ass. I guess vagina is just plain disgusting, so we shouldn't get to see that. :mad: |
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| Surdo |
Now THIS is HTV!
100% worth the price of the month for this ONE episode!!!!
kEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT GUYS - THIS SHIT IS AWESOME! |
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| gofyaself |
"MAGUSofHELLVIEW" and "conspire" beat me to it.
Funny episode, but a perfect example of how laughable it is that any of the previous segments we've complained about actually needed to be censored.
Add Male sodomy (along with male masturbation) to the list of things HTV has no problem showing. |
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| doomsdayjesus |
Who the hell picks the shots for HTV?Ralph? I never, ever want to see Sal's ass again. He and Richard were acting like a couple of high-schoolers, playing aroung and just stopping short of admitting their true feelings. There's drunken antics, then there's just plain gay, and this episode had way too much ATM action. S+R need to just fuck each other and get it over with, as long as Howard promises to keep it off of HTV.
Sidenote:I think Mark the Bagger would be a perfect canidate to nail Siobahn. He likes chicks, and he likes guys. Siobahn would be like a two-in-one deal. Maybe even through a couple of those stray cats into the mix. Again, please keep it off of HTV.
Nedophile for Life :bwtd: |
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| slitlobes |
| RICHARD SLAM DUNKS SAL'S HEAD INTO THE TOILET!!! |
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| skyofcrack |
| I still would've preferred the full 4-hour show with 90 minutes before the roast and 60 minutes after the roast... |
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| Yakki's Taint |
| Awesome show. |
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| Yakki's Taint |
Quote: Originally posted by Surdo
Now THIS is HTV!
100% worth the price of the month for this ONE episode!!!!
kEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT GUYS - THIS SHIT IS AWESOME! |
That is a better attitude. |
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| ShutupMoron |
Quote: Originally posted by Yakkis Taint
Awesome show. |
I suppose if you're into Richard's nuts, Richard/Sal's asshole, Richard/Sal puking, Richard pissing and Richard/Sal sticking shit covered thermometers into each others mouths. Yeah that was awesome. |
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| Bogart45 |
| This was a little long. The parts with man ass should have been edited down. The thermometers in the mouth was great though. |
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| Oskeewow |
| That was worth the monthly fee right there. By far the funniest thing I have seen on HTV to date! |
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| paisano |
Yep you guys said it all. The anal pentration close ups compared to see a good shot of some pussy in other episodes is the only thing that sucked about this episode. It was by far the best thing ever put on HTV for sure.
All I know is we better see some penetration from some broads soon but that is if we can get some broads to actually use a "real" attachment instead of the one they just sit on. Speakin of this did anyone else notice that Gary hasnt offered a penetration attachment in the past few Sybian rides? Did Sirius step in and tell Howard no penetration in the studio? or did Howard and co just give up knowing none of them will use a real attachment? |
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| SOURCE1064 |
| The behind the scene was awesome. I'm looking forward to more at other roasts. |
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| Mookie86 |
| I have to say everything Richard did that night was awesome he was shitfaced when he stuck Sal's head in the toilet I thought I was going to pass out in laughter :D |
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| bethhasfakeboob |
Quote: Originally posted by slitlobes
RICHARD SLAM DUNKS SAL'S HEAD INTO THE TOILET!!! |
Funniest moment yet on HTV. After all the closeups of man ass, we can only look forward to the next naked chick that comes on the show. It looks like the cameraman has finally learned how to use the zoom feature. Now all we need is Howard to start telling these chicks that they MUST get naked in order to ride the sybian. F_ck that panties sh_t because that is a bunch of bull. |
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| michaeljamesmcc |
This is a very funny episode. Drunken mayhem and craziness all over the place. It's funny to watch Richard get drunk, and it's obvious that he learned how to drink either outside or in a barn. He's all bout spilling down his face and all over himself. My friend's that grew up rural are the same way when they get drunk.
There were three real negatives that came out of this episode.
1. The only "hard core" uncensored material shown on Howard TV is male nudity. This episode featured two guys bent over spreading their ass cheeks and inserting thermometers into their asshole. This was not something that was implied, or shot from 10 feet back. This was shot zoomed in as tight as possible. There is absolutely NO female nudity in the history of the channel that was shot this zoomed in, or this explicit. Certainly, there has been no female penetration shown. This is a huge issue that has gotten way out of hand.
2. How is this a "special edit"? Does that lame music and screens with the time displayed on them take THAT long to incorporate? I mean, does it take 2 weeks to insert that stuff? That's totally ineffecient is that's the case. As customer's we deserve much better.
3. The end of this episode is really poor, with Doug prompting a drunk Richard to repeat after him. It was funny the third time he screwed up...then it got really old. Nothing like ending on a total downer.
But like I said earlier, this was a funny episode. It's worth checking out, and you won't fast forward through any of it. I recommend turning it off as soon as Doug shows up to belittle Richard for being drunk. |
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| gunkie |
I agree with the sentiments above.
I thought both episodes were classic. As Gary said, the best shows ever. I liked the way that the mayhem was separated from the roast. I am proud of the professionalism of the roasts - I think it is clear that they have gotten some of the best comedic talent together to participate in the roasts. Robin's laugh is infectious during the roast and she laughs at herself more than everyone else which is very endearing.
Lisa killed, Bob was great, Sal has really found himself. Richard also played to his strengths. He knew he is not a one liner type of guy like Sal, but he came out and did his best with a great song parody. He was great at Sal's benefit too, in his own way. Nick killed and Shuli I think had the line of the night luring Artie in with the Beer League debut date joke.
The highlight of the year so far though has to be the Sal Swirly!!!!!!!
The best part about it was that Sal thought that he was going to get Richard but Richard man-handled him. Rev Bob puking was great too. Richard should walk around with saliva on him everytime he sees Bob now.
The lowlight of the whole show year to date though has to be the anal shots. Richard's roids are unwatchable. Who likes that?
I don't know about you guys but I have to avert my eyes about 50% of the time on those shots. It might make good radio, but TV is a different medium, we don't need to see that. I turn off the video on those parts now. This show show come with opaque glasses where you can't see that stuff. The HTV guys should take a page out of some of the better horror film directors where the scariest parts are off screen. Sometimes it is better left to the imagination. What is so hard about looking away? Just focus on Artie's grimacing, or their faces or something. We don't need close ups of Richard's roids.
Anyway, great job, keep up the good work. |
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| SternIN504 |
| that shit was wild with the breathalizer in Sal's ass and Richard licking it.. |
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| elmerfuddro |
| it sucks.the gayest show yet |
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| brikun |
| I almost passed out from laughter. |
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| chris566 |
| This was the best roast by far.....and one of the best Howard TV shows of all time. |
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| nemo |
:omfg: :crazy: :freak:
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| nemo |
HOWARD-TV
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| Katrina_Sucks |
[QUOTE=michaeljamesmcc][B]
3. The end of this episode is really poor, with Doug prompting a drunk Richard to repeat after him. It was funny the third time he screwed up...then it got really old.
I personally thought this was the funniest part of the whole thing, Richard just couldn't get it right. To each his own I guess... |
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| TwisteD10 |
| OMG When Richard Shoves Sal's Head into the Toilet it became a Instant Howard TV Classic..... |
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| SaiNMan |
| That had to be the greatest most rediculious backstage i have ever seen and Richard is the man to this day. |
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| HawaiianMami |
| funny as hell. Richard trying to get Levy to throw up is just UGGHHHH! |
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| Fenway911z |
| this is freakin' great! wait till you see richard's 'pee trick' and sal getting a swirley! |
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| MunkyBallz |
| OMG what a mess....it should have been called Richard and Sal's Mayhem |
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| Fitzy Cent |
| I agree with that, The swirlie was great, I hate Sal |
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