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Jaeger
Strange looking starting Grid.


Montoya to Chip Ganassi Racing!!!!




I think I'll Pick Kenseth to win this one.


I'll being rooting for the Number 20 as usual....... my top 5 picks to come in a few mins.
The Butler
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger

I think I'll Pick Kenseth to win this one.


Just for you Jaeger.

Team Butler for today:

Matt Kenseth

Jeff Burton
Kevin Harvick

Bill Elliott

And if Mark Martin comes in ahead of Kenseth, I'm coming after you Jaeger. :p
Ferrall'sLarynx
Team eddie929

Jimmie Johnson

Kevin Harvick
Brian Vickers

Jeff Green


Montoya is the only other guy I have seen drive the #24 Dupont Chevy. Of course that was in a Speed Channel special "Tradin Paint" w/ Jeff Gordon driving Juan Pablo's F1 car.

Jimmy Spencer just made a great point. Columbia is in the "south".
smokebomb
You guys must be playing on Yahoo.
Team smokebomb for this week is

Johnson

Burton
Kahne (can only use him once more this year)

Yeley

Smoke is starting pretty far back. Will be rooting for him as always, but not too confident even though he's been top 5 in the last 4 races at Chicago.

In another league, we have to take 5 drivers and they only score if the finish in the top 10. I've got Burton, Kahne, Kenseth, Johnson, and Harvick. I'm leading the league by about 38 points, but it gets reset when the chase starts and only the top 7 of the 30 some odd teams make the field. I'm guessing that my picks are fairly different from the rest of the field this week. I may increase the lead or crash and burn. We will see.
asrai
Glad someone else started this thread today. I was sooo fucking drunk yesterday but I was having a good time posting to myself :giggle:
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by The Butler
Just for you Jaeger.

Team Butler for today:

Matt Kenseth

Jeff Burton
Kevin Harvick

Bill Elliott

And if Mark Martin comes in ahead of Kenseth, I'm coming after you Jaeger. :p


And knowing that I bleed Home Depot Orange, you must realize how hard it was for me to make that pick.

top 5. will be as follows. ( any order)

kenseth
Hamlin
Kahne
Harvick
Stewart. ( a fan can dream)
sabotage70
I gotta go out to breakfast but I'll be back in a few.
The Butler
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
And knowing that I bleed Home Depot Orange, you must realize how hard it was for me to make that pick.


I've found that I'm a rare NASCAR fan that doesn't have a favorite driver. There's guys I like better than others, but there's no clear top guy. It actually helps me make better picks.
cbrad00
Picks for today:

Jeff Gordon

Kasey Kahne
Kevin Harvick

Scott Riggs

I forgot to change my drivers before the cut off this week, so I had to go with what I had ...
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by The Butler
I've found that I'm a rare NASCAR fan that doesn't have a favorite driver. There's guys I like better than others, but there's no clear top guy. It actually helps me make better picks.


I know what you mean, Other than The busch Bros and the 55. I don't Dislike anyone. And truth be told, I'll support the 55 and the other toyota teams HUGE next year.
Jaeger
New booth team to call the race. NICE!!
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
New booth team to call the race. NICE!!


The only thing I like about the NBC/TNT team is Benny Parsons.

I was impressed yesterday when they had gone to commercial during the Busch race, and Kyle Busch spun and they immediately cut back to the spin. I don't remember the last time FOX or FX did that.
asrai
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
The only thing I like about the NBC/TNT team is Benny Parsons.

I was impressed yesterday when they had gone to commercial during the Busch race, and Kyle Busch spun and they immediately cut back to the spin. I don't remember the last time FOX or FX did that.


That was good! Hopefully they will do that for the rest of the season.
Jaeger
I'm a huge Wally dallenbach fan myself.
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
I'm a huge Wally dallenbach fan myself.


You know, I didn't used to like Wally much, but he has slowly started to grow on me. I think it got better last year when they put Bill Weber in the booth instead of Allen Bestwick. Wally and Allen didn't seem to jive very well. Just IMO.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
You know, I didn't used to like Wally much, but he has slowly started to grow on me. I think it got better last year when they put Bill Weber in the booth instead of Allen Bestwick. Wally and Allen didn't seem to jive very well. Just IMO.


I was a bigger fan of him and Lynn st james at the 24hr of Sebring races. Wally is a GOD.

and he is growing into a very competent announcer. He can draw from his experience without making it sound like his was is the only or right way. <cough>DW</cough>
Jaeger
The coverage is better already. Excellent camera and Mic work.


If they cut back from commercials for a Yellow Flag......shiiiiiiiiiiiit
jlohlinger
Stay tuned for commercials... commercials... commercials... I just hope they don't interupt the commercials with racecars like they did durning the Daytona 500... and fuck everyone in the booth who's name isn't Wally...

Team Balloon Knot...
Greg Biffle
Kevin Harvick
Kasey Kahne
J.J. Yeley

I'd love to see Casey Mears bring home the sweep... :yesshake:
cbrad00
I guess they will never be able to make everybody happy! :D
banginhillbilly
I got johnson, khane, burton and yeley lined up for today.
jlohlinger
Today ends the first half... so I'm gonna need a big points day... here's hoping everyone in this list crashes out...

Matt Kenseth
Jeff Burton
Reed Sorenson
Tony Stewart
Denny Hamlin
Jeff Green
Jimmie Johnson
Brian Vickers
Jeff Gordon
Scott Riggs
Dale Earnhart Jr.
Jaeger
Up to 17th already. (10 laps) glad to see TNT watching the movers.


The coverage, and cameras are so far superior.
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Today ends the first half... so I'm gonna need a big points day... here's hoping everyone in this list crashes out...

Matt Kenseth
Jeff Burton
Reed Sorenson
Tony Stewart
Denny Hamlin
Jeff Green
Jimmie Johnson
Brian Vickers
Jeff Gordon
Scott Riggs
Dale Earnhart Jr.


Or even better, maybe they can all take eachother out in one huge crash, the big one Chicagoland style!! :cool:
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
I guess they will never be able to make everybody happy! :D


I hated NBC's coverage ever since they got it... Benny Parsons make D.W. look like a genius 90% of the time... How the fuck is it that these guys make a living following NASCAR... and yet they can't get the facts and figures right even though they're reading them...

Not to mention the bullshit Dateline tried to pull with the "Muslims" at Martinsville...

Fuck NBC, fuck Benny Parsons, fuck not breaking back for cautions... now that my hot pass hook up is done for the season fuck Fox... fuck D.W.... fuck the fact checkers that never provide the correct information... fuck any announcer dumb enough to trust someone else to check their facts...

and just for good measure... Fuck Denver where ever he may be...
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I hated NBC's coverage ever since they got it... Benny Parsons make D.W. look like a genius 90% of the time... How the fuck is it that these guys make a living following NASCAR... and yet they can't get the facts and figures right even though they're reading them...

Not to mention the bullshit Dateline tried to pull with the "Muslims" at Martinsville...

Fuck NBC, fuck Benny Parsons, fuck not breaking back for cautions... now that my hot pass hook up is done for the season fuck Fox... fuck D.W.... fuck the fact checkers that never provide the correct information... fuck any announcer dumb enough to trust someone else to check their facts...

and just for good measure... Fuck Denver where ever he may be...


:funny: Do you feel better? While they are talking to him, what are your thoughts on Montoya coming over to NASCAR next year? You think he will be able to handle it?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
Up to 17th already. (10 laps) glad to see TNT watching the movers.


The coverage, and cameras are so far superior.


Just wait... it will fall off... you don't think they're going to spend money to make the coverage better only to lose NASCAR after November do you...
XMECUTIONER
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
New booth team to call the race. NICE!!

I'm just glad we don't have to hear D.W. any more.
banginhillbilly
benny parsons is the madden of nascar. talks alot but doesn't say shit. nbc's coverage sucks ass.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
Or even better, maybe they can all take eachother out in one huge crash, the big one Chicagoland style!! :cool:


Nah... they're to busy putting 2 seconds in between each car so they can play follow the leader all afternoon...

... by the way... here comes a caution... they're going to "Go through the field"...
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
:funny: Do you feel better? While they are talking to him, what are your thoughts on Montoya coming over to NASCAR next year? You think he will be able to handle it?


He's going to be a joke... he's coming in on a shitty second rate team... with no teammates to help him adjust... with hardly any experience at all... he's got Paul Tracy written all over him...
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Nah... they're to busy putting 2 seconds in between each car so they can play follow the leader all afternoon...

... by the way... here comes a caution... they're going to "Go through the field"...


No shit, cookie cutter tracks fucking suck!!! :mad:
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
fuck not breaking back for cautions... now that my hot pass hook up is done for the season fuck Fox...


UMmmmmmm. Knot. FOX doesn't break back for cautions. TNT/NBC does. :D
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by banginhillbilly
benny parsons is the madden of nascar. talks alot but doesn't say shit. nbc's coverage sucks ass.


:bigclap: :bigup: :bigclap: :bigup: :bigclap:
cbrad00
At least we get Matty Yocum all year!! :D
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
I'm just glad we don't have to hear D.W. any more.


Amen to that, I hate hearing Boogity Boogity Boogity!!
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
UMmmmmmm. Knot. FOX doesn't break back for cautions. TNT/NBC does. :D


They didn't all last year and they actually went to commercial at Daytona just as the caution flew... they both suck... hopefully ESPN/ABC will show them how it's done next season...

I just can't believe that no one at either Network understands what fans want and where they need to improve coverage...

If ABC goes to the split screen during commercials for NASCAR coverage... in addition to having Rusty in the booth... I'll start a petition to have ABC get exclusive rights... because everyone knows how well petitions work when it comes to getting things done...
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
They didn't all last year and they actually went to commercial at Daytona just as the caution flew... they both suck... hopefully ESPN/ABC will show them how it's done next season...

I just can't believe that no one at either Network understands what fans want and where they need to improve coverage...

If ABC goes to the split screen during commercials for NASCAR coverage... in addition to having Rusty in the booth... I'll start a petition to have ABC get exclusive rights... because everyone knows how well petitions work when it comes to getting things done...


Well I can Say I prefer this TNT coverage over Fox. and it's not even close. the cameras and mics are soooooooooooooooooooooo much better. I like Dallenbach, I'm pretty pleased, but agree the IRL coverage kicks the shit out of Nascar coverage.
cbrad00
Junior cracks the top 10! Nice, his car seems to be getting better! They said on the radio that he is 3 tenths faster than everyone else.
jlohlinger
By the way... this is why I'm on the Chip today... God knows white people with pot plants are the scourge of society... and need to be dealt with appropriately...

http://readingeagle.com/re/lead/1539387.asp
SIRIUS88
Hey all
cbrad00
Hey Sirius!! :hw:
SIRIUS88
hey brad :hw:
SIRIUS88
Do you guys like the races when its on this channel??
jlohlinger
Hey Sirius... not a big fan of TNT... but what can you do... :hw:
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
By the way... this is why I'm on the Chip today... God knows white people with pot plants are the scourge of society... and need to be dealt with appropriately...

http://readingeagle.com/re/lead/1539387.asp


You are on the chip because a couple of Pot Heads got busted for Growing pot which isn't legal where they live?? OK.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by SIRIUS88
Do you guys like the races when its on this channel??
Of the two choices yes.
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by SIRIUS88
Do you guys like the races when its on this channel??


Scroll up and read back in the thread, you will get a couple of different opinions! ;)
XMECUTIONER
Only one thing I'm not looking towards listening to NASCAR on SIRIUS...Dave Moody. I can't stand him on Speedway, and to hear him during races will be like nails to a chalkboard.
asrai
Go Dale!!!
cbrad00
Nice!! Junior to the lead!! :D
sabotage70
Damn thats good he's leading at a cookiecutter track.
cbrad00
He usually doesn't run that well at the cookie cutter tracks, with the exception of last year when he won at Chicagoland, he is coming up to a green flag stop though ...
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
You are on the chip because a couple of Pot Heads got busted for Growing pot which isn't legal where they live?? OK.


No I'm pissed because they'll arrest an affluent white couple for five plants and set bail at a combined $1.5 million... yet I can call the cops all day and all night about the gang bangers standing on the corner in 90 degree heat with a hoody on selling crack and heroin on the corner... and somehow they'll turn a blind eye to it... even after multiple shoot outs...

God forbid someone grows a couple plants for personal use...

Let's see... selling poisoned heroin... $50,000 bail...

Growing five pot plants in your basement for personal use $1,500,000 bail...

Growing 20 plants on your roof in the ghetto... "nothing can be done about it"...

Fuck the system and everything this country has become...

:bigangry:
sabotage70
It always suck to go to the vegas race. When he would start to run shitty. Or the year that he wrecked within the first 10 laps. All the haters would start talking shit.
cbrad00
Damn yellow, erases Junior's 3 second lead!! :mad:
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
No I'm pissed because they'll arrest an affluent white couple for five plants and set bail at a combined $1.5 million... yet I can call the cops all day and all night about the gang bangers standing on the corner in 90 degree heat with a hoody on selling crack and heroin on the corner... and somehow they'll turn a blind eye to it... even after multiple shoot outs...

God forbid someone grows a couple plants for personal use...

Let's see... selling poisoned heroin... $50,000 bail...

Growing five pot plants in your basement for personal use $1,500,000 bail...

Growing 20 plants on your roof in the ghetto... "nothing can be done about it"...

Fuck the system and everything this country has become...

:bigangry:


you made sense.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger


you made sense.


:lol: I told you it would happen eventually naysayer... :D
Ferrall'sLarynx
Sounds like Jr. is very familiar with the rear end of the 24 car. He is used to it being in front of him.
Jaeger
Junior raisin hell on his radio.

14.2 ain't gonna get it done today boys. You need to fix that.

and he is not pleased that he can't run the low line, like the "stars".
Miller
Hey guys, how are you enjoying the NBC Commercial 400?
Mr.Tucson
Afternoon REEEEEEETARDS!!!! Got the Honey-Do's done and finally got to sit down to watch the race,,,,,,BK, they just arrested a cuple in SE for using Pot in their church services,,, $50k Bond.
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Hey guys, how are you enjoying the NBC Commercial 400?


This is fucking ridiculous, I've been watching nothing but commercials!!!!!!
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Afternoon REEEEEEETARDS!!!! Got the Honey-Do's done and finally got to sit down to watch the race,,,,,,BK, they just arrested a cuple in SE for using Pot in their church services,,, $50k Bond.


SE Az. They called it the Church of Pot!! Duh, no wonder they got arrested. They are saying the arrest is in violation of the 1st admendment. Give me a break!!!!
Miller
I’m not really a fan of soccer but I did watch most of the world cup. I realize they handle sponsors differently but fuck me this is getting old. How many damn commercial breaks are we going to have during the damn race?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
This is fucking ridiculous, I've been watching nothing but commercials!!!!!!


Tell Jaeger... he doesn't believe me that NBC's coverage is just as bad if not worse than FOX's...

Here's a whole dedicated thread to the other issue...
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...056#post3303056

I've already spoke to several police officers, talked to a local Newspaper reporter, a local Television news reporter, and sent an e-mail to Brent hoping that they'll lend a voice to this... I can't even express in words how fucking outraged I am by this...

:bigangry:
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I’m not really a fan of soccer but I did watch most of the world cup. I realize they handle sponsors differently but fuck me this is getting old. How many damn commercial breaks are we going to have during the damn race?


You mean there's a race on NBC... I though it was a Mini-Infomercial marathon... :D
cbrad00
Hey Tucson and Miller! :hw:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
You mean there's a race on NBC... I though it was a Mini-Infomercial marathon... :D



NASCAR needs to do something about this bullshit. Set limits on the amount of commercials these companies can run or something. This is getting regoddamn dickilus. Either something changes or I will stop watching as many races. I’m so fucking pissed off at the fucking commercials I can’t even enjoy the race today! Come on NASCAR wake the hell up…this is ruining the sport!!!!


Hi cbrad.
Jaeger
I am not noticing MORE commercials than Fox. However I have noticed next to no replays.
asrai
Thank goodness I have the In-Car thing on cable. Saves me from the merchant monsters :tu:
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
NASCAR needs to do something about this bullshit. Set limits on the amount of commercials these companies can run or something. This is getting regoddamn dickilus. Either something changes or I will stop watching as many races. I’m so fucking pissed off at the fucking commercials I can’t even enjoy the race today! Come on NASCAR wake the hell up…this is ruining the sport!!!!


Hi cbrad.


Unfortunately, NASCAR probably couldn't care less about how many commercials are run ...
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
I am not noticing MORE commercials than Fox. However I have noticed next to no replays.


I don’t know what to tell ya man…maybe it’s just me but I don’t think do. I mean where in the hell is the god damn race? Maybe Fox had just as many but I don’t think do. I need that TV brick or I will be headed to Circuit City shortly for a new TV. don't get me wrong, i am not defending Fox but this is getting old real quick.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
NASCAR needs to do something about this bullshit. Set limits on the amount of commercials these companies can run or something. This is getting regoddamn dickilus. Either something changes or I will stop watching as many races. I’m so fucking pissed off at the fucking commercials I can’t even enjoy the race today! Come on NASCAR wake the hell up…this is ruining the sport!!!!


Hi cbrad.


ABC split screen... Say it... :D
jlohlinger
Another fucking commercial set... :noshake:
cbrad00
Yellow is out....anxiousley awaiting TNT to break back in from commercials!! :p
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I don’t know what to tell ya man…maybe it’s just me but I don’t think do. I mean where in the hell is the god damn race? Maybe Fox had just as many but I don’t think do. I need that TV brick or I will be headed to Circuit City shortly for a new TV. don't get me wrong, i am not defending Fox but this is getting old real quick.


And I'm not saying you are wrong, It just doesn't feel like more commercials to me.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
Unfortunately, NASCAR probably couldn't care less about how many commercials are run ...


They better start caring because people will get tired of watching a 4 hour race with 2 ½ hours of commercials. They need to care because when viewership drops so will the money companies are willing to pay for the broadcast rights.


What a surprise…another fucking commercial!

Now I get to look at this big nosed jackass kyle bush...wat a fucking great deal!
Jaeger
didn't Knot say ABC has it next year??
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
And I'm not saying you are wrong, It just doesn't feel like more commercials to me.


Maybe I am feeling it more right now because I just finished watching the worldcup with almost no commercials but this is irritating the fuck out of me at the moment.

i'm not bitching at you...i'm just full hot over this. maybe i'm getting ready to start my period or something.
cbrad00
Yep, ABC/ESPN and FOX.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
didn't Knot say ABC has it next year??


ABC/ESPN



hey knot...thunder storm warning just went out.
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Maybe I am feeling it more right now because I just finished watching the worldcup with almost no commercials but this is irritating the fuck out of me at the moment.

i'm not bitching at you...i'm just full hot over this. maybe i'm getting ready to start my period or something.


I understand man. I'm not thrilled with commercial breaks either. But I do like the Look of the race much better on TNT. and I like this announce team better.


I wouldn't be surprised if we got split screen action next year then.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
ABC/ESPN



hey knot...thunder storm warning just went out.


Thanks for the heads up... I might have to switch to the laptop... looks like they're cooking up to be pretty vicious...

I'm glad this race sucks so far... I'd hate for it to cut into my "legalize it" campaign... :weed:
Jaeger
He may be elevated to throw some fists up in here.
Jaeger
does that mean Jimmy Johnson will get kicked out of nascar when Chad gets busted for the 34th time??
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
I understand man. I'm not thrilled with commercial breaks either. But I do like the Look of the race much better on TNT. and I like this announce team better.


I wouldn't be surprised if we got split screen action next year then.


I'd like to see Mike Joy, Wally, and Rusty in the both...

On a side note... new Venture Brothers is on tonight... and they're replaying Thursday's "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"
Miller
Who’s agitating my dots?


at least that commercial makes me laugh.
jlohlinger
Haha... fuck you Newman... :fuckyou:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
I understand man. I'm not thrilled with commercial breaks either. But I do like the Look of the race much better on TNT. and I like this announce team better.


I wouldn't be surprised if we got split screen action next year then.



what about the look do you like better?
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Thanks for the heads up... I might have to switch to the laptop... looks like they're cooking up to be pretty vicious...

I'm glad this race sucks so far... I'd hate for it to cut into my "legalize it" campaign... :weed:



the cells look fairly small but i think you are going to get it worse than i am. you might get a boomer or two.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
does that mean Jimmy Johnson will get kicked out of nascar when Chad gets busted for the 34th time??



I think that rule applies to everyone but that team...well and maybe the 24 also.
Miller
I hope the 48 and 5 wreck each other.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I hope the 48 and 5 wreck each other.



maybe with the number 2 in the wall on the backside...
Miller
jeager....how's your son?
cbrad00
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I hope the 48 and 5 wreck each other.


Me too! Then Junior will pick up two spots! :D
cbrad00
Wow, 42 cars still running in this race. Terry Labonte is the only one out due to his engine.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
Me too! Then Junior will pick up two spots! :D



damn i didn't realize how much of a dropoff in points there was after the first 2 cars.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by cbrad00
Wow, 42 cars still running in this race. Terry Labonte is the only one out due to his engine.




Terry sucks and my cousin loves him. I can't even bust on him about how bad Terry is anymore because I almost feel sorry for him. I'll give the cous credit...takes loyality to stick with someone so bad...almost like me and Rusty in the later years. LOL
cbrad00
24 is catching the 17 ...
jlohlinger
O.K. so 2 out of 3 say Gordon is closing in... then the donkey punch BP and he agrees with the other 2...

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