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| Major Player |
| Me personally I like fitness models who are not roided up enough to be bodybuilders, but have some muscle to make a fine ass you can bounce quarters off. They usually have big fake jugs and firm hard flat stomach with some expression. A cricket can keep there looks a lot longer by working out like a motherfucker. I saw a 44 year old chick on www.malibustrings.com in the competion section that gave me instant wood and pre-drip since she was so fucking hot and is a parent of teenage boys. This was kinky since the boys have to be fucking embarrassed. I could give a shit like on things like nails,-usually fat girls are big on doing their nails- my opinion is there is always room for improvement in the ass. |
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| Sieve Boy |
Quote: Originally posted by Major Player
...my opinion is there is always room for improvement in the ass. |
Amen brother, that is something I'll never argue :D
I don't exactly know why or how it started for me, but I like to have a chick sit on my chest or face and rub one out for me :jerk: |
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| HawgHead |
Where is Pale Timber when you need him.....
Callin Timber....Callin Timber....come in Pale u there? Over. |
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| Zeke |
| I'm suprised to see this General Chat bullshit thread posted here.... |
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| salafibrigades |
| I like cum shitters |
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| kali |
I like guys that are in shape, have no body fat, have great legs and ass and have a GIANT penis
just sayin' :hw: |
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| BTLS_LoneWolf |
| Navy Seals named Tony |
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| mcbutton1970 |
Quote: Originally posted by kali
I like guys that are in shape |
Does somewhat round count as a shape?! :D
Quote: Originally posted by kali
have no body fat |
Don't know about that, but I am padded from within for the long winter months ...
Quote: Originally posted by kali
have great legs and ass |
Got halfway-decent legs, but I can't see my ass (I don't have eyes in the back of my head, ya know) ... :D
Quote: Originally posted by kali
and have a GIANT penis |
I think I just got profiled here ... thankfully my wife doesn't complain too much about the package as a whole -- she's happy! |
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| Major Player |
| Quote: Zeke I'm suprised to see this General Chat bullshit thread posted here.... |
Listen to the show, Ned said his fetish was watching the video of Kennedy getting shot, and Bubba was worried about him joking about it. I tend to post about things that are show related as an extension of the show. |
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| driver |
| Ned's remarks are no worse then Doug Stanhope's routine about the fake vagina with a "Kennedy hole" where he inserted a vibrating McGillicutty. |
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| NEDSNUTSACK |
"I like to place vise grips on my testicals then put a glowing red hot coat hanger in my pee hole and in my butt hole then jack off with rusty steel wool useing paint stripper as a lubricant." |
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| ozofoe |
| if my ex-hooter's waitress girlfriend is around, the answer is her. If not...orgy cream pies. Any chick who will let ten guys bareback and finish inside until she overflows like a glazed crispy cream, is alright with me. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by kali
I like guys that are in shape, have no body fat, have great legs and ass and have a GIANT penis
just sayin' :hw: |
I guess I lose....almost had it all, except The giant penis eluded me at birth....
I enjoy Pringles between my ass cheeks, Margarine on the back of my neck, a croquet ball lodged....well, you know.
All while not showering for 3 days. |
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| BTLS_LoneWolf |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
I guess I lose....almost had it all, except The giant penis eluded me at birth....
I enjoy Pringles between my ass cheeks, Margarine on the back of my neck, a croquet ball lodged....well, you know.
All while not showering for 3 days. |
I'm hoping your name is not Tony and you're not a Navy Seal. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by BTLS_LoneWolf
I'm hoping your name is not Tony and you're not a Navy Seal. |
You got the first part right, but I don't seal navals.
:) |
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| sodapop |
| i like to collect the number 3 from the elevator button panel while i am naked |
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| brentsdirtygirl |
My fetish is cock---I love cock!!
Sucking it, fucking it, whatever...I love it all. There's nothing better than a hard cock to fuck the shit out of you. :penis: |
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