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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
YEAH BABYYY
can you FEEL THAT????
I'm gonna go WHACK OFF! I AM A SLUTTTTTTTTT |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
7 pm Daily Whore Top 10...
PriceIsRight 198
teeroy 163
Siobhans Penis 154
jlohlinger 153
Mr.Tucson 149
steelrfn 103
TheEdge 101
airics 95
oug13 89
Scales 63 |
:lol: I did like 30 posts in the last 20 minutes :D |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by TheEdge
I don't recall anything about me liking men today. |
Can still be fixed |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TheEdge
Gonna go do the exercise thing . Maybe check back later .. See Ya Marks.. |
Later Edge... :hw:
Bye the way... you on the east side? |
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| Banqchef |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
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Great Model for the SFN darkside |
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| oug13 |
| I had to say good luck to Mooby, he posts some great pictures........ |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef
Great Model for the SFN darkside |
And a real sweetheart to boot... :yesshake: |
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| steelrfn |
| We need a miss darkside :marx: |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TheEdge
SouthWest Pa 2 miles from Fallingwaters,6 miles from 7 Springs if any of them ring a bell to ya. Shithole called Fayette County. |
Gotcha... Steeler Country... I know there are like 3 or 4 Mill Run in PA... |
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| airics |
| Okay does being lower on the list make you a high priced whore or visa versa |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Okay does being lower on the list make you a high priced whore or visa versa |
Depends, where was I again?
:D |
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| steelrfn |
| What was yesterdays record again? I think the next target post should be the record breaker |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
And a real sweetheart to boot... :yesshake: |
Lori's my girl...KNOT! |
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| steelrfn |
| Fred Norris's wife was the best character |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
We need a miss darkside :marx: |
Can I be? |
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| airics |
| is mutt going to give bubba a little time |
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| steelrfn |
| "I didn't marry a guy I met on dial a date from some 500 watter, I married a guy I met on dial a date from the Howard Stern Show" :D |
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| MavTruck |
if anyone is up tonight get some in early so we can be at about a thousand when the show starts
:stupid: I Attended the Levy school for spelling and grammer. :stupid:
"Change the rules! Break the chains!" Howard Stern 12/16/05
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885 |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
is mutt going to give bubba a little time |
I didn't know he swung that way.. |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Can I be? |
Submit photo entries via the "email" link under this post :D |
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| oug13 |
| Truck Driver Rick is great........ |
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| MavTruck |
later all i have to go punch this chick in the spine and see if i can download heros to watch.
:stupid: I Attended the Levy school for spelling and grammer. :stupid:
"Change the rules! Break the chains!" Howard Stern 12/16/05
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885 |
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| teeroy |
| keep the rubber side down Mav |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Can I be? |
( Like that movie, Crazy People..."Who wants to be the Fire engine?"...Me, Me, Me......) |
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| BTLS_LoneWolf |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Can I be? |
Post your nude pics and we will all vote. |
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| steelrfn |
| My only regret about the bitter half was that they gave away virtually the whole plot in the course of hyping it. Had I not heard about "Evil Beth", the song, etc, it would have been side splittingly funny |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by BTLS_LoneWolf
Post your nude pics and we will all vote. |
I post a nude pic, you'll all run. |
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| steelrfn |
Straight to the PIR pad ;)
:D |
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| teeroy |
| one of my drivers just called me sayin his Shell fuel card won't work. Seriously? use one of the other 5 cards ya got in your folder. dumbass.... |
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| steelrfn |
| Best joke from the roast was probably the shots Sal laid on Beth O and Howard, it was completely unexpected and absolutely hilarious :D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
one of my drivers just called me sayin his Shell fuel card won't work. Seriously? use one of the other 5 cards ya got in your folder. dumbass.... |
He wants to go home early?
hehee |
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| SexyMomma |
Alright now that dinner is done and the kids are fed, maybe I can finally start posting.
One of these days I will have to make the hubby stay away from the computer and make dinner and tend to the kids and then I can be in the top 10 list. :D |
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| steelrfn |
| Probably the worst set was Shuli, he trailed off bad at the end of his set, he was great in the beginning/middle. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Best joke from the roast was probably the shots Sal laid on Beth O and Howard, it was completely unexpected and absolutely hilarious :D |
it was awesome that Howard gave him carte blanche. Sal totally kills at those roasts, he's got a lot of rage pent up there... |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Best joke from the roast was probably the shots Sal laid on Beth O and Howard, it was completely unexpected and absolutely hilarious :D |
When he made the horse sound...WOWWWW...Howard was pissed, you can tell/. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
He wants to go home early?
hehee |
ya, like take the winter off.... |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Alright now that dinner is done and the kids are fed, maybe I can finally start posting.
One of these days I will have to make the hubby stay away from the computer and make dinner and tend to the kids and then I can be in the top 10 list. :D |
You need to be here more! Don't you know life stops when we post?? |
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| oug13 |
| Yesterday's thread 2191 post.... this will pass that anytime |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by TheEdge
Yup Yup but we are the oldest lol. Great small town . Catch ya guys later. |
Later Edge... :hw: |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Best joke from the roast was probably the shots Sal laid on Beth O and Howard, it was completely unexpected and absolutely hilarious :D |
When he basically called her a horseface i almost fell out! |
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| PriceIsRight |
| Sal kills on the roasts, because he's not afraid to offend. Shuli was good, but not as strong as the rest. |
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| steelrfn |
| I want 2192 you bastards, nobody better slide in on me for this one :right: |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Lori's my girl...KNOT! |
Have you met her yet? She's a really cool chick... |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Alright now that dinner is done and the kids are fed, maybe I can finally start posting.
One of these days I will have to make the hubby stay away from the computer and make dinner and tend to the kids and then I can be in the top 10 list. :D |
I never even touched a computer mouse until december of '05. didn't think it was something I'd get into. if it wasn't this, then crack maybe? dunno... |
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| SexyMomma |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
You need to be here more! Don't you know life stops when we post?? |
Not when you have 3 kids that run around crazy and a husband who doesn't leave from in front of the computer until late at night! He even eats his dinner while posting. :)
I bet some of you guys wish you had it that way........ :D
I promise I will try to post more. :) |
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| oug13 |
| Who said she had horse teeth.....was that Sal? |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
I want 2192 you bastards, nobody better slide in on me for this one :right: |
How about making the top 10 whore list? |
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| steelrfn |
| Your husband sounds like a real ass, want me to rough him up for ya? :D |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Have you met her yet? She's a really cool chick... |
No...But we have emailed a bit...and she even posted that she loves me... |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Who said she had horse teeth.....was that Sal? |
Sal Whinnied!!! Howard was pissed! |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Who said she had horse teeth.....was that Sal? |
Yup, sure was :D |
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| SexyMomma |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Your husband sounds like a real ass, want me to rough him up for ya? :D |
That would be great as long as I could watch......... :D |
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| airics |
| does anyone know if there is a game tonight |
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| BTLS_LoneWolf |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
I post a nude pic, you'll all run. |
You can keep the bag on. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Not when you have 3 kids that run around crazy and a husband who doesn't leave from in front of the computer until late at night! He even eats his dinner while posting. :)
I bet some of you guys wish you had it that way........ :D
I promise I will try to post more. :) |
where is he posting? SFN or somewhere else? |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
How about making the top 10 whore list? |
Its great, but I have done it before, I want to be a record breaking whore :D |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Alright now that dinner is done and the kids are fed, maybe I can finally start posting.
One of these days I will have to make the hubby stay away from the computer and make dinner and tend to the kids and then I can be in the top 10 list. :D |
Just do what Miller does.... Set your kid at the keyboard, turn off the screen, tell him to type and every 20 seconds hit enter :D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Not when you have 3 kids that run around crazy and a husband who doesn't leave from in front of the computer until late at night! He even eats his dinner while posting. :)
I bet some of you guys wish you had it that way........ :D
I promise I will try to post more. :) |
Single is best! hehee..no one can ruin my slutty posting runs! |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
That would be great as long as I could watch......... :D |
BOOM! |
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| jlohlinger |
Here's an unused Carver Roast joke...
A little know fact about Daniel Carver. He was the person who coined the term “Can’t we all just get along.” An even lesser known fact is that it was originally followed by the words, “with lynching all these dirty rotten smelly niggers, jews, japs, and homosexuals.” |
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| SexyMomma |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
where is he posting? SFN or somewhere else? |
He mostly post on SFN, there's nothing better than SFN :) |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Just do what Miller does.... Set your kid at the keyboard, turn off the screen, tell him to type and every 20 seconds hit enter :D |
:lol: he has a helper monkey for the job :D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by BTLS_LoneWolf
You can keep the bag on. |
Which one?
:D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
does anyone know if there is a game tonight |
You sound like the Astronaut... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Here's an unused Carver Roast joke...
A little know fact about Daniel Carver. He was the person who coined the term “Can’t we all just get along.” An even lesser known fact is that it was originally followed by the words, “with lynching all these dirty rotten smelly niggers, jews, japs, and homosexuals.” |
And, what's the problem? |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Here's an unused Carver Roast joke...
A little know fact about Daniel Carver. He was the person who coined the term “Can’t we all just get along.” An even lesser known fact is that it was originally followed by the words, “with lynching all these dirty rotten smelly niggers, jews, japs, and homosexuals.” |
hehe...did you write that one? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
where is he posting? SFN or somewhere else? |
O&A |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
O&A |
burn!! |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
O&A |
:lol:
I guess she won't give up his name. :) |
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| BTLS_LoneWolf |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
I never even touched a computer mouse until december of '05. didn't think it was something I'd get into. if it wasn't this, then crack maybe? dunno... |
You do great radio if you tire of typing. do you type with one finger? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
hehe...did you write that one? |
Yeah... |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
O&A |
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:D |
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| steelrfn |
| Closing in on the record :D |
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| steelrfn |
| I am the champ!!! |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Yeah... |
You don't sound excited about it...
Be happy....
...to be a boy lover..
:D |
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| steelrfn |
*edit*
I am an official record breaking posting Hizzore :D |
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| jlohlinger |
| Ralph Cirella, that snaggle toothed faggot is the only person I know of that every time Howard mentions, “Hey Ralph’s on the phone” can cause the Sirius phone bank to crash, and a simultaneously make a half million listeners change the station. I thought the bleeding grapefruit I’ve got between my cheeks was a huge hemorrhoid, but poor Howard’s been dragging that enormous pain in the ass around for years. |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
I am the champ!!! |
:banplz:
He's a posting whore!
:D :funny: :lol: |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Ralph Cirella, that snaggle toothed faggot is the only person I know of that every time Howard mentions, “Hey Ralph’s on the phone” can cause the Sirius phone bank to crash, and a simultaneously make a half million listeners change the station. I thought the bleeding grapefruit I’ve got between my cheeks was a huge hemorrhoid, but poor Howard’s been dragging that enormous pain in the ass around for years. |
I think Ralph has something on him...he sticks up for him, squashes people who bash him...anyone else would have been buried by Howard! He's the opposite of everything Howard stands for...strong work ethic, laziness, etc.
How does Ralph have an apartment, big TV, out all the time, and no job? |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by BTLS_LoneWolf
You do great radio if you tire of typing. do you type with one finger? |
no, 2 finger jones! I played in country bands from the age of 14 to 24, on the road stuff, got to hear lots of good front men who could really talk it up. that and talkin' on the 2-way radio late at night to keep each other awake |
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| steelrfn |
I can't understand why he puts up with Ralph, I honestly don't understand what the contribution that Ralph makes to Howards life is....
Unless it's the thought that if he wasn't talented, rich, and famous, he would be Ralph :D |
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| jlohlinger |
| Lisa Lampignelli… has anyone ever heard she likes black cock? You all have… yeah that’s what I figured, so now that I’ve ruined everyone of her punchlines do you think she’ll have anything funny to talk about? If Lisa had as many black pricks sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her… she’d look like a Goddamn porcupine, and she’d still smell like fried chicken and grape soda. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
*edit*
I am an official record breaking posting Hizzore :D |
You slut! BANG ME! BANG ME NOW! |
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| steelrfn |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
You slut! BANG ME! BANG ME NOW! |
:booty:
:D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Lisa Lampignelli… has anyone ever heard she likes black cock? You all have… yeah that’s what I figured, so now that I’ve ruined everyone of her punchlines do you think she’ll have anything funny to talk about? If Lisa had as many black pricks sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her… she’d look like a Goddamn porcupine, and she’d still smell like fried chicken and grape soda. |
She;'s good on roasts, her stand-up, from what I've heard of it, isn't gold. |
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| jlohlinger |
| Artie’s the only guy in this room who can get so fucked up when a guy blows a load on him and says, “you’ve got a gob of goo on you’re chest” he licks it off and says, “ I’m so fucking wasted I don’t even remember having Italian for dinner.” Artie finally broke down and started seeing a shrink, when the doctor told him he’s bi-polar his first response was, “that can’t be right, I don’t dig guys, and I hate the fucking cold.” |
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| jlohlinger |
| People think Bob Levy isn’t a real reverend, tell that to the Catholic Church. Although there was a time they would have frowned upon a man of the cloth who eats bleu cheese dressing out of a stripper’s asscrack, suddenly he doesn’t look so bad. Congratulations Bob, a couple too many shots of Jaeger on a weekend bender and you’ll be on your way to becoming the Patron Saint of Comedy. |
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| steelrfn |
| Lisa Lampinelli does have great stuff for the roasts when she is on the dias, but all the comics do take the same two shots at her every time. She's an ugly fatty, and she sleeps with black dudes. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
2192??? |
That AV makes my swizzle stick point north...without Cialis! |
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