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| artiefan711 |
| im listening to Muse, older. Good shit/ |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| 500 sniper |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by kali
thanks, Murrow is one of my hero's! |
Me too...I went to Washington State...he is like a god up there...graduated from the Edward R. Murrow school of communications :) |
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| Jaeger |
OK so I'm exiting a BurgerKing parking lot. This Bitch cuts me off and pulls out into the street wanting to make that quick left turn then quick right to get on her street.
by the diagram below.
she makes the left out of the parking lot. But the light is Red and she is stuck behind and elderly gentleman. She wants to make that right on Red REAL BADLY. She rolls her window down and is cursing the old guy who can't hear her. Honking the horn. He can't move forward the light is red and traffic is heavy. She decides she's gonna pull to his right side. She knows its gonna be close so she proceeds to open her drivers door , stick her head and left leg out, while driving with her right hand and foot. shes inching up and I guess her right leg no longer would reach the brake pedal. She proceeded to close the door SuPER SLoW on her left leg, and the leg got stuck in there so she could'nt pull it out. OUCH OUCH OUCH . she is just screaming as the door closes on her leg with obviously snapped. The light turns green the old guy drives away never knowing he was brushed in the back or what happened.
I can't stop laughing at this vile bitch ........... |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Damn thought I could sneak it in |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
did SP go nuts yesterday or what? seems like everyone did..... |
Total Posts: 2,628
User Posts
PriceIsRight 227
teeroy 215
jlohlinger 213
Siobhans Penis 200
steelrfn 184
Mr.Tucson 149
oug13 133
TheEdge 105
airics 99 |
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| artiefan711 |
| thattaway teeroy. congrats. |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning SP. heed, the name of the bar was Shooters Neighborhood Bar and Grill. has a picture of a dartboard on it |
That is now a place called slugger...it is much better now...it is way too crowded in there, gets people all fired up!! |
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| MavTruck |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
When they run Mastertape theater I really wish they would either run 2 a day or just run some other replay after it runs...I don't need to hear it twice on the west coast replay |
Agreed, or have the Friday Show after the Mastertape Theater.
Bubba man law vote sayit be honest |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Jaeger that is the most hilarious thing ive heard all day... the diagram was priceless :rofl: |
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| Hippiebitch |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
did SP go nuts yesterday or what? seems like everyone did..... |
my pops went to Vegas for a week, so I took over office type duties, get to sit at home and answer phones, so you guys are stuck with me for a few more days...... :D |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by MavTruck
Agreed, or have the Friday Show after the Mastertape Theater.
Bubba man law vote sayit be honest |
Bubba man law |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Damn I snapped off 200 yesterday..... Prob. because Tuscan and I were yentaing it up during the roast |
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| artiefan711 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Damn I snapped off 200 yesterday..... Prob. because Tuscan and I were yentaing it up during the roast |
fuckin yentas! good work
i started this thread making an ass out of meself, it was pretty funny.....now. take a look i gotta go to this mtg soon, it sucks! |
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| kali |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
Me too...I went to Washington State...he is like a god up there...graduated from the Edward R. Murrow school of communications :) |
glad to see he's appreciated! too bad not enough people in journalism remember how to conduct themselves. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
That is now a place called slugger...it is much better now...it is way too crowded in there, gets people all fired up!! |
Yo! Heed...Obviously, you and your fine family are not included in the mutant-inbred Sea-Tac mix... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
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Why did you do that? I'm eating a plain salad.... |
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| teeroy |
| good one Jaeger. got nothing for ya, that one gets an award. here's your sign......Bill Engvall |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Yo! Heed...Obviously, you and your fine family are not included in the mutant-inbred Sea-Tac mix... |
Mutant maybe...inbred no...I now live a little closer to Tacoma than Seattle (Grew up in a suburb of Seattle...houses cost too much for me there though). Work in Seattle live in Auburn. |
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| kali |
Quote: Originally posted by MavTruck
Agreed, or have the Friday Show after the Mastertape Theater.
Bubba man law vote sayit be honest |
i'm guessing the want to let gary have some fri's off sometimes. that's fair. jesus, we get SO much entertainment and so many shows. i see no reason to complain, ever! i'm like - fucking GLUED to the radio!!! |
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| mjm |
| Man this Master Tape Theater is killing me. It feels like I have listened to it 3 times over now |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
good one Jaeger. got nothing for ya, that one gets an award. here's your sign......Bill Engvall |
Yeah, everybody is in a hurry to get where they are going, seems like a smarter idea to leave on time than to be stupid |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by kali
i'm guessing the want to let gary have some fri's off sometimes. that's fair. jesus, we get SO much entertainment and so many shows. i see no reason to complain, ever! i'm like - fucking GLUED to the radio!!! |
Gary needs to relax too!!! |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
fuckin yentas! good work
i started this thread making an ass out of meself, it was pretty funny.....now. take a look i gotta go to this mtg soon, it sucks! |
HA HA THAT WAS FUNNY... U ASS HAT :D |
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| heed |
| didn't even realize I hit the 2k mark |
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| heed |
| Chip sneaks in....can't you at least say hi brother?? |
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| Jaeger |
Get them at BTLS.com Now they're not gonna last people.
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| MavTruck |
Quote: Originally posted by kali
i'm guessing the want to let gary have some fri's off sometimes. that's fair. jesus, we get SO much entertainment and so many shows. i see no reason to complain, ever! i'm like - fucking GLUED to the radio!!! |
point taken |
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| airics |
| sweet i just saw chips post |
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| heed |
| SP...how did you like Tiger 07...I am gonna be playing this evening if you feel like losing in a round :rolleyes: |
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| PaleTimber |
coco 3
oug 1
HB 2
HBH 4
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wolfie 1
airics 2
drob 4
hawg 4
banq 4
Jaeg 3
mav 3
tee 3
af 1
mjm 3
who else? |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
That is now a place called slugger...it is much better now...it is way too crowded in there, gets people all fired up!! |
just add alcohol, eh? they had a shooter bar like I had never seen, the guy I was with says to me "we ain't leavin' till we try all those shooters" man did we get fucked up. they took us to the Boeing factory the next day as a bonus, and the little tram thing they usually use to ferry the tourists around was broken, so we had to walk that fuckin' place. I really had to suck it up to not hurl my guts out in front of the KW brass, was one of the worst hangovers I've ever had. somehow the story got back to the KW guys (I think it was the little faggot courtesy van driver) and I am now a legend with the Canadian Kenworth division, and banned from any more Kenworth tours. oh well..... |
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| kali |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm
Man this Master Tape Theater is killing me. It feels like I have listened to it 3 times over now |
pssssst change the channel. you can do it!!! |
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| Siobhans Penis |
another ass hat... say hello u dweeb |
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| heed |
Fuck Jaeger you beat me to it |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
SP...how did you like Tiger 07...I am gonna be playing this evening if you feel like losing in a round :rolleyes: |
games tuff, I cant beat the third guy in the tiger challenge for some reason..... my dudes at 18%... what about u |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
Get them at BTLS.com Now they're not gonna last people.
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on sale now Jaeger? |
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| mjm |
| Lunch time. See you guys after |
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| Zeke |
| Hey Chip! What's shaking? |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Hey Chip! What's shaking? |
he never says hello......... |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
just add alcohol, eh? they had a shooter bar like I had never seen, the guy I was with says to me "we ain't leavin' till we try all those shooters" man did we get fucked up. they took us to the Boeing factory the next day as a bonus, and the little tram thing they usually use to ferry the tourists around was broken, so we had to walk that fuckin' place. I really had to suck it up to not hurl my guts out in front of the KW brass, was one of the worst hangovers I've ever had. somehow the story got back to the KW guys (I think it was the little faggot courtesy van driver) and I am now a legend with the Canadian Kenworth division, and banned from any more Kenworth tours. oh well..... |
Teeroy the Crazy Canadian
I am trying to get up for a Cannucks game this year |
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| Zeke |
| I was wondering if any new t-shirts were on the horizon? |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
he never says hello......... |
He doesnt say hello, because he's a faaaaaaaaaag... maybe if u were 14 :D |
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| VicRomano |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
coco 3
oug 1
HB 2
HBH 4
t 1
wolfie 1
airics 2
drob 4
hawg 4
banq 4
Jaeg 3
mav 3
tee 3
af 1
mjm 3
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Vic - 3.....i was kidding about changing my vote to Jagers girl...lol... |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| oh yeah 3 please |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
He doesnt say hello, because he's a faaaaaaaaaag... maybe if u were 14 :D |
:lol:
I 4-got he did take beeds.......... |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
:lol:
I 4-got he did take beeds.......... |
three deep at that :D |
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| Hippiebitch |
Im out for a few too...Im gonna cop a shower before the show starts
back in a few |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
games tuff, I cant beat the third guy in the tiger challenge for some reason..... my dudes at 18%... what about u |
I am on the last guy in the top row (Vijay Signh) and I have one more to beat in all of the other before the Final unlocks....68% |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
games tuff, I cant beat the third guy in the tiger challenge for some reason..... my dudes at 18%... what about u |
Make sure that you are going top to bottom and not left to right...I made that mistake |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
I am trying to get up for a Cannucks game this year |
it's not that far of a drive to Vancouver from Seattle, we flew to Van and drove to Seattle, was less than 2 hrs. not bad |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Damn I snapped off 200 yesterday..... Prob. because Tuscan and I were yentaing it up during the roast |
Ya, but we did it in style!!!!! POWER TO THE GREAT SOUTHWEST!!!!!! :D |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
it's not that far of a drive to Vancouver from Seattle, we flew to Van and drove to Seattle, was less than 2 hrs. not bad |
No it isn't bad at all...the border has been a real bear lately though...my wife is up in Victoria this weekend...I was supposed to go but no way I could walk around all weekend...I get worn out pretty quick right now...so it turned into a girls weekend. |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
Make sure that you are going top to bottom and not left to right...I made that mistake |
THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM... HOLY SHIT....I havent even attempted to go top to bottom.... no wonder the dudes so tuff.... damn 68% your fltin through it.... ill stiil accept the challange.... never back down :D |
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| Zeke |
| BK told me Miller had to go back to that 'ass' doctor BDG...Anyone hear anything? |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
another ass hat... say hello u dweeb |
With that, we think,,,"Why doesnt Chip say anything to us?" :bigthink:
But I agree with ya,,,,,,, :D |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
BK told me Miller had to go back to that 'ass' doctor BDG...Anyone hear anything? |
:lol: |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM... HOLY SHIT....I havent even attempted to go top to bottom.... no wonder the dudes so tuff.... damn 68% your fltin through it.... ill stiil accept the challange.... never back down :D |
You can use Tiger...I think I will still win :D
I have mastered the fine art of the flop shot...I would rather chip in than have to putt...putting is a real bitch in that game...Have you gotten Marvell Ultimate Alliance?? Good game too |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
With that, we think,,,"Why doesnt Chip say anything to us?" :bigthink:
But I agree with ya,,,,,,, :D |
he pulled a sniper plug without a hello.... if its because he has to send my shirt out then I forgive him.. :D |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
You can use Tiger...I think I will still win :D
I have mastered the fine art of the flop shot...I would rather chip in than have to putt...putting is a real bitch in that game...Have you gotten Marvell Ultimate Alliance?? Good game too |
puttings a bitch they no longer line the shot up for ya.....your guys not custom? your using tiger? cheater :D |
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| oug13 |
As of right Now
Total Posts: 562
User Posts
jlohlinger 52
heed 52
oug13 44
Zeke 41
Mr.Tucson 37
teeroy 35
MavTruck 34
artiefan711 31
catdr9155 30 |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
:lol: |
That's not funny,SP...how would you like to lose your best 'fungo' bat, in your ass? |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| I thought marvel alliance was only for the original x box? |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
That's not funny,SP...how would you like to lose your best 'fungo' bat, in your ass? |
Damn orange fungo bat... only way I can hit the ball :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
That's not funny,SP...how would you like to lose your best 'fungo' bat, in your ass? |
I thought he had a 40 wedged up there,,,,,,, |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Chip I know your still lingering now post some substance....... Now Chip Nowwww |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
You can use Tiger...I think I will still win :D
I have mastered the fine art of the flop shot...I would rather chip in than have to putt...putting is a real bitch in that game...Have you gotten Marvell Ultimate Alliance?? Good game too |
last game I got was Halo 2
I'm down to a level 2 was 16
I haven't played xbox live in 3 months....... |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
puttings a bitch they no longer line the shot up for ya.....your guys not custom? your using tiger? cheater :D |
No..I have a custom guy...I was telling you that I would let you use tiger to play me :D |
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| teeroy |
HOLY SHIT!! how does he/she know when to take a dump? it must just fall out.... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| It's so baby smooth!!!!!! HAhahahahahah!!!!!! |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
last game I got was Halo 2
I'm down to a level 2 was 16
I haven't played xbox live in 3 months....... |
Halo is one of the greatest games ever, I was addicted to it for an entire year, i was a 25 who knows know havent played in a long time |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
No..I have a custom guy...I was telling you that I would let you use tiger to play me :D |
now u will die... :D |
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| teeroy |
| just ordered 2 FTP shirts, XL. barely got my love you in a non-faggot way shirt a week ago...nice |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Zeke go sit in time out until u can play nice.... now.... go....... |
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| MavTruck |
| haven't played tiger 07 yet but what was your guy's lowest score with the others |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
now u will die... :D |
I was home for 8 day and that was practically the only game I coud get to work...I think I can hang with anybody with my power boost/spin and flop shot skills....the key is the spin...I will max my guy out today after work...No wife to ask me to do anything tonight....it is on!!! |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by MavTruck
haven't played tiger 07 yet but what was your guy's lowest score with the others |
06 and 07 are nothing alike.... wouldnt even be fair....... 07 is a true challange |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I thought he had a 40 wedged up there,,,,,,, |
Right...But now he said he had 'Rectal Itch' and used a fungo bat to relieve it....but alas...his ass was too vast...and the bat was last...(poetic license) |
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| MavTruck |
| gotta go check in be back at you marks in a few |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by heed
I was home for 8 day and that was practically the only game I coud get to work...I think I can hang with anybody with my power boost/spin and flop shot skills....the key is the spin...I will max my guy out today after work...No wife to ask me to do anything tonight....it is on!!! |
:ass2mouth prepare for ultimate rape with a 16% :D |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
It's so baby smooth!!!!!! HAhahahahahah!!!!!! |
He gets those Brazillian Waxes |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Halo is one of the greatest games ever, I was addicted to it for an entire year, i was a 25 who knows know havent played in a long time |
A bunch of my collage buddies all got Halo 2 when it came out. I played it for a good eights months those guys still play every night I know a few are at level 40+
I can't hang any more, so when I'm online up againt some shit talking 12 year old.......little fucker's |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| FUCK YOU TANYA AND YOUR 300,000 PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERSONLY COMP MY SHAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| teeroy |
| last video golf I played was Sega PGA Tour II. my boys have taken the torch and ran with it. only game I can keep up with them on is Gran Turismo 4. |
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| MavTruck |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
06 and 07 are nothing alike.... wouldnt even be fair....... 07 is a true challange |
good to hear. got tired of the others after a month
you know been there done that can only do so many years of torney and that kinda thing. had to stop bring my xbox on the road i was really getting no sleep. xbox and howard i was a zombie |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
A bunch of my collage buddies all got Halo 2 when it came out. I played it for a good eights months those guys still play every night I know a few are at level 40+
I can't hang any more, so when I'm online up againt some shit talking 12 year old.......little fucker's |
thats the best part of the game smearin little 12 year old fuckers faces in my ass like the mature 25year old that I am :D |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Zeke go sit in time out until u can play nice.... now.... go....... |
No...I have friends in low places....but I will strive to be a better person |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
06 and 07 are nothing alike.... wouldnt even be fair....... 07 is a true challange |
The REAL game is challenge enough!!!! Heading to Laughlin next Friday to play,,,,,,,,,, |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
thats the best part of the game smearin little 12 year old fuckers faces in my ass like the mature 25year old that I am :D |
I'd edit that Sig buriel fast if I were you,,,just sayin :giggle: |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I'd edit that Sig buriel fast if I were you,,,just sayin :giggle: |
:lol: |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I'd edit that Sig buriel fast if I were you,,,just sayin :giggle: |
have fun with it... no prob bein an xbox ass smearer :D just sayin :hw: |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
The REAL game is challenge enough!!!! Heading to Laughlin next Friday to play,,,,,,,,,, |
Alright... who's gonna step up and fix Old Man Tucsons avatar... somehow someone snapped a photo of him without his walker... :D |
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| Zeke |
| How do you guys find time to play these 'gamez'? And don't you feel retarded? |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Alright... who's gonna step up and fix Old Man Tucsons avatar... somehow someone snapped a photo of him without his walker... :D |
Shit, you woke up finally????? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
No...I have friends in low places....but I will strive to be a better person |
You stirring shit already today... can leave you damn Cylons alone for five minutes without ya's hurting someones feelings... :D |
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| PaleTimber |
coco 3
oug 1
HB 2
HBH 4
t 1
wolfie 1
airics 2
drob 4
hawg 4
banq 4
Jaeg 3
mav 3
tee 3
af 1
mjm 3
VIC 3
SP 3
ok closing it off in 10 mins......page 17 I think for the pics |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
How do you guys find time to play these 'gamez'? And don't you feel retarded? |
ya, be an adult and post 200+ times on a message board in 24 hrs.........hmmm, maybe knot :D |
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