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Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread 10/31/06 - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics
Hippiebitch
soo anti-epileptic this site is becoming...
I think Ive been hypnotized!
steelrfn
Flashing is good Hippie :D
HawgHead
Ya, I don't know shit about this graphics stuff, never took the time to mess around with it....D-Rob did a good job, I think.

Would ya change anything?
steelrfn
Maybe a Bubba merchandise logo of some type to let the slow folks know you sell it, might drum up a fair amount of business around here, but hell, looks great as is.
Hippiebitch
steelrfn
Sweet Hippie :D
Hippiebitch
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Maybe a Bubba merchandise logo of some type to let the slow folks know you sell it, might drum up a fair amount of business around here, but hell, looks great as is.


Thanks for the opinion, brother, I will leaverrr as she is then, cool.
Hippiebitch
Hippiebitch
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch


I will never know how you all find some of this stuff, pretty good though Hippie.....
steelrfn
I kinda liked that one too Hawg :D
Banqchef
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch


Verry Nice Hippie
HawgHead
POST NUMBER 700, YEEEEEEE FFFFFIIIINNNNNNN HAAAWWWWWW!! Only took 8 months.

Only 7,274 to go Steelr to catch ya.....I guess you could say, I am ffffuked! :D
Hippiebitch
HawgHead
I must be computer illiterate cause, I could never find this stuff....U all are like wizards with the interenet.
Hippiebitch
HawgHead
Now Hippie, we all know that picture came from your house and not the internet, right? :D
steelrfn
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead
POST NUMBER 700, YEEEEEEE FFFFFIIIINNNNNNN HAAAWWWWWW!! Only took 8 months.

Only 7,274 to go Steelr to catch ya.....I guess you could say, I am ffffuked! :D


something tells me you will be able to catch up over the next few months.
teeroy
good lookin' av, Hawg.
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
something tells me you will be able to catch up over the next few months.


My fingers would fall off.... :type:
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
something tells me you will be able to catch up over the next few months.
when do you head out, steelr, and for how long?
steelrfn
Can't say specifically Tee, but less than a year, and there's a ton of training stateside first.
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
good lookin' av, Hawg.


Thanks brother, D-Rob fffin 70 came up with it, added a lil pep to rrrrr..
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Can't say specifically Tee, but less than a year, and there's a ton of training stateside first.


Shit brother, I totally forgot, do you know where you are goin?
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
Can't say specifically Tee, but less than a year, and there's a ton of training stateside first.
do you have to leave home and go to another state for the training?
XMECUTIONER
Ok time to pick up my car. I'll be on later.
Hippiebitch
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
Ok time to pick up my car. I'll be on later.


Rock on Hoss.
steelrfn
I can't say specifically hawg, but the job's in Iraq
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch


Geez Hippie...

Flashin Hotties to Flashin Pumpkins, Lordy, Lordy. :D
teeroy
hopefully it didn't get egged or something XM. little fuckers are bad for it up here
Hippiebitch
end of the good flashers...just burning off some boredom
husbands due any minute with my dinner
huge salad from a place called Intermezzo
I have No Patience
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
end of the good flashers...just burning off some boredom
husbands due any minute with my dinner
huge salad from a place called Intermezzo
I have No Patience


I hear ya, girlie girl, that one was a goodrrrr.
steelrfn
All right Mizzarks, I'm out, another early day tomorrow.
HawgHead
Quote: Originally posted by steelrfn
All right Mizzarks, I'm out, another early day tomorrow.


Nighty, Night, bro, I am out too, see ya all in the Mornin'.
teeroy
'night steelr and Hawg
Scales
Hey Teeroy, catching up on this listening thread right now

Read yesterdays listening thread also, saw you mentioned me

I didn't post the yellowbird question, but had mentioned that the question was on the SOTB thread, in the yellowbird thread.

Here was the question I asked.

Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Bubba - You mentioned that when you were at your heaviest you couldn't wipe your own ass with your T-Rex arms. So what did you do? Ever try and invent some kind of stick thing? Has Brent ever wiped it for you? What kind of problems did this cause when you were out in public?


I really liked the way they answered it. Mutt didn't get a chance to get the "Has Brent ever wiped it for you" portion in which I think would have gotten a laugh, but I really enjoyed hearing the description using a towel like a stripper (or like angus young does with his blazer during his strip shows, is how I picture it)

D-Rob, if It's not a big task to pull portions of audio, I sure would like to have that clip.

Lots of jacking off material for me, I know I'll play it over and over and over again and put it on some kind of recording device, and always keep it with me, incase something comes over me and I just need to hear it again, right away.
Siobhans Penis
Hey Marks..... teeroy... how much candy did the kids rake in? :hw:
teeroy
they did alright, dad's happy! sorry Scales, thought it was your question. the ass wiping answer was fuckin' funny stuff
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
they did alright, dad's happy! sorry Scales, thought it was your question. the ass wiping answer was fuckin' funny stuff


did someone post the top 200 today
5hradaylistener
Can any of you Marks guide me to the spot to vote for lasker.I must be losing it because I don't see a vote deal.Thanks.
catdr9155
Dudes! :ss:
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
did someone post the top 200 today
I saw it early in the listening thread I think, airics was # 200 on the list
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by 5hradaylistener
Can any of you Marks guide me to the spot to vote for lasker.I must be losing it because I don't see a vote deal.Thanks.
same for me, bro. media player pops up, but no poll. tried deleting cookies, using laptop, same shit.
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
I saw it early in the listening thread I think, airics was # 200 on the list


thanks..... who the hell compiles all that info.... i will say it is interesting
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Bubba - You mentioned that when you were at your heaviest you couldn't wipe your own ass with your T-Rex arms. So what did you do? Ever try and invent some kind of stick thing? Has Brent ever wiped it for you? What kind of problems did this cause when you were out in public? ........................ Here you go Scales... since you're looking for this product...this is one of many http://www.supersizeworld.com/25-600.htm http://images.google.com/images?svn...room+wiping+aid
5hradaylistener
at least I'm not losing it.LO

But I gotta have justice be served and vote for my man Lasker!
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
thanks..... who the hell compiles all that info.... i will say it is interesting
Its in the stats down on the bottom of the page.
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
same for me, bro. media player pops up, but no poll. tried deleting cookies, using laptop, same shit.


so whatsthe deal does someone need to start another poll?I would be glad to :D
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
thanks..... who the hell compiles all that info.... i will say it is interesting
the thread starter was jrinck. the list must be available somewhere
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Bubba - You mentioned that when you were at your heaviest you couldn't wipe your own ass with your T-Rex arms. So what did you do? Ever try and invent some kind of stick thing? Has Brent ever wiped it for you? What kind of problems did this cause when you were out in public? ........................ Here you go Scales... since you're looking for this product...this is one of many http://www.supersizeworld.com/25-600.htm
lol how sweet! The 11" long Bottom Buddy has a soft, flexible head with 3 tulip-petal sections.
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Dudes! :ss:
'sup, doc?
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
'sup, doc?
Whats shakkin in Ferrallbertaville? Hey now!
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by 5hradaylistener
at least I'm not losing it.LO

But I gotta have justice be served and vote for my man Lasker!

me too. didn't look like false start to me, Spice was sleeping at the lites...
Siobhans Penis
Last 24 Hours

MrJeff2000 453
SPUEMASTER 173
JoeyBoots 170
Stevie4Stern 156
teeroy 147
beetledouche 141
enimim 136
sterniac86 128
otto23 127
zane 124

Teeroy your a maniac

:D
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
lol how sweet! The 11" long Bottom Buddy has a soft, flexible head with 3 tulip-petal sections.
So you gonna get a few? http://www.selfwipe.com/bathroom-toilet-aids.htm
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Whats shakkin in Ferrallbertaville? Hey now!
just trying to wind the kids down after they've built up their sugar levels to new heights
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Last 24 Hours

MrJeff2000 453
SPUEMASTER 173
JoeyBoots 170
Stevie4Stern 156
teeroy 147
beetledouche 141
enimim 136
sterniac86 128
otto23 127
zane 124

Teeroy your a maniac

:D

Should be able to do the count in the Bubba forum too.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
just trying to wind the kids down after they've built up their sugar levels to new heights
Holly shit Im tellin ya! We just got home and they are spinning!
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Last 24 Hours

MrJeff2000 453
SPUEMASTER 173
JoeyBoots 170
Stevie4Stern 156
teeroy 147
beetledouche 141
enimim 136
sterniac86 128
otto23 127
zane 124

Teeroy your a maniac

:D

pops should be home tonite, will be back to the truckin' for me. no more whorin'!! was a lot of fun tho, ran my green temperature guage right to the end almost. she'll have time to cool down now :D
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
pops should be home tonite, will be back to the truckin' for me. no more whorin'!! was a lot of fun tho, ran my green temperature guage right to the end almost. she'll have time to cool down now :D
I see that, good job. I tried to come in several times today and mark out but was only able to say hi. I think my co. may be on to me with the wireless internet jones.
Siobhans Penis
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...349#post4871349

awesome I made the top 1000 im 295 sweet... I get ...... Nothing! :D
teeroy
:)
teeroy
look where they have the lift strap hooked to doc
Siobhans Penis
TOP TEN WHORES OF THE WEEK:

1. lisaslisas, 1173 posts
2. Player 1, 1083 posts
3. jlohlinger, 1026 posts
4. MrJeff2000, 1007 posts
5. sterniac86, 818 posts
6. enimim, 689 posts
7. PriceIsRight, 685 posts
8. steelrfn, 673 posts
9. ilovesavanna, 653 posts
10. Shark58, 632 posts

Hey I see a familiar name.... :D
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
TOP TEN WHORES OF THE WEEK:

1. lisaslisas, 1173 posts
2. Player 1, 1083 posts
3. jlohlinger, 1026 posts
4. MrJeff2000, 1007 posts
5. sterniac86, 818 posts
6. enimim, 689 posts
7. PriceIsRight, 685 posts
8. steelrfn, 673 posts
9. ilovesavanna, 653 posts
10. Shark58, 632 posts

Hey I see a familiar name.... :D

haven't seen knot today
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...349#post4871349

awesome I made the top 1000 im 295 sweet... I get ...... Nothing! :D
442, sweet olds!
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
look where they have the lift strap hooked to doc
ok shit! That is no good!
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
look where they have the lift strap hooked to doc


is it me or is that not the safest place to put that rope? :scratch:
teeroy
LennyD23 - 66 posts per day average
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
is it me or is that not the safest place to put that rope? :scratch:
no, they could've went right around the boom, the ram isn't made to take stress from that angle, not to mention the safety factor of the hoe falling onto workers when the ram breaks
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
is it me or is that not the safest place to put that rope? :scratch:
Nope, the rod is one of the weakest points. Would have been safer to wrap it around the operators neck.
Siobhans Penis
Cabbie is a fuckin loser, I cant standthis guy...... 100 right now
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Nope, the rod is one of the weakest points. Would have been safer to wrap it around the operators neck.

:lol:... :rofl:
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Nope, the rod is one of the weakest points. Would have been safer to wrap it around the operators neck.

true dat!!!:lol
Siobhans Penis
Hey doc congrats on the supporter status
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
haven't seen knot today
Sabean got him fired...for all the calls and emails
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Hey doc congrats on the supporter status
Thanks SP, Im trying to iron out my av at the moment.
teeroy
my buddy is a serviceman for a gas compressor company, he used to be the service boss at a pipeline construction company, he used to get wild on the operators. he's told me some stories of extreme stupidity
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Sabean got him fired...for all the calls and emails

your kidding, right?
Siobhans Penis
bwhwahahahahahahahaahah a fuckin 14year old kid came to my door wearin full wigger atire and a black trash bag..... when I asked him what he was he told me just to give him the candy...... I told him I had something forhim, shut the door, grabed the paint ball gun, opened the door..... he looked at me like I wasnt going to do shit....... he flipped me off turned his back on me, walked to my gate....... and I popped 25 shots off in his back........ he'll be back... and ill be waitin....

im gonna go take pics gimmie a sec
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
bwhwahahahahahahahaahah a fuckin 14year old kid came to my door wearin full wigger atire and a black trash bag..... when I asked him what he was he told me just to give him the candy...... I told him I had something forhim, shut the door, grabed the paint ball gun, opened the door..... he looked at me like I wasnt going to do shit....... he flipped me off turned his back on me, walked to my gate....... and I popped 25 shots off in his back........ he'll be back... and ill be waitin....

im gonna go take pics gimmie a sec
:lol: this oughta be good :D
Scales
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Here you go Scales... since you're looking for this product...this is one of many http://www.supersizeworld.com/25-600.htm http://images.google.com/images?svn...room+wiping+aid


I should have figured they made a product like that. I wonder if there are any "used" models on ebay, brand new they are pretty expensive....

But I just can't see them working that well. Maybe I should try to invent something that would work better, and become rich and famous for that invention. I'm just thinking of the funny commercials for a product like that, or all the testing that would go need to be done to make improvements and finally a perfect product.

Thanks for posting that link, but I'm a couple of hundred lbs away from needing it. I can't imagine needing someone else to wipe my ass for me. If nothing else, that one thing would tell me that I am too fat and need to do something about it.

There must be quite a span where people aren't quite fat enough to need others to do it, but still too fat to do a decent job of wiping themselves.

One of the consultants where I work is very heavy. When in the area, he usually rents a house and always brings his wife along - I've wondered to others if it wasn't because he needed her to wipe for him.
Siobhans Penis


Ok heres his view from the gate... doorway etc
Siobhans Penis


heres my view.... before the aftermath... those are the gates he ran out of
Scales
Oh, Halloween, what memories.

I used to like going out trick or treating at night. I'd watch for kids with the biggest bags of candy, jump them, give them a real good beating and steal their candy.

Haven't done that in 2 years though.
Siobhans Penis


heres the gun... damn dog got in the way
teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis


Ok heres his view from the gate... doorway etc
hound dog wondering what you're up to, watchin' your back.
Scales


Sarge, "Canada's largest dog" - a few years back when I dressed him up for Halloween.

A few more pictures of Sarge



teeroy
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Oh, Halloween, what memories.

I used to like going out trick or treating at night. I'd watch for kids with the biggest bags of candy, jump them, give them a real good beating and steal their candy.

Haven't done that in 2 years though.

my buddy was a cook when we were younger, and we'd get those commercial egg cartons full from the diner, and put them in a shed a couple weeks before the day. we'd break 'em out and chuck 'em at people, cars, whatever. fuck did they stink. got caught by a guy one year and he knew what was up, and reached out and slammed his hands on my pockets, then I was stinky
teeroy
that's a monster, Scales. still have him?
Siobhans Penis


this is my favorite... first he tried to pull the bowel outof my hand..... 1,2,3,4,5 shot into his back as he attempted to grab my cactus (obvious mistake) kicked over the skeleton 6,7,8,9,10,11,12 into the bush and out the gate 13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25...

notice not a single paintball in the courtyard...... two hit the gate, but its black .... so lets just say i was 25 for 25
catdr9155
Scales that is one big dog! Big lap buddy.
Siobhans Penis
Scales... good lookin dog....
Scales
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
my buddy was a cook when we were younger, and we'd get those commercial egg cartons full from the diner, and put them in a shed a couple weeks before the day. we'd break 'em out and chuck 'em at people, cars, whatever. fuck did they stink.



Mentioned to a few people how tonight would be a good night to egg my ex wife's house. Can't really do it after having mentioned it though.

Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
got caught by a guy one year and he knew what was up, and reached out and slammed his hands on my pockets, then I was stinky


Yeah, like I said, haven't done the beating up kids for candy thing in 2 years.

That year, I saw 3 girls about 12 years old, with big bags of candy. I had went after the biggest one first, got her to the ground, and was getting a few really good punches in when the other 2 surrounded me, all hyped up on sugar and candy and got the better of me. They held me there until the cops showed up - it went all bad after that.
Siobhans Penis
Damn look how far he kicked that skeleton....
airics
hey marks thought i would see you all in ftp. just finished the holloween walk with the kids
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Mentioned to a few people how tonight would be a good night to egg my ex wife's house. Can't really do it after having mentioned it though.



Yeah, like I said, haven't done the beating up kids for candy thing in 2 years.

That year, I saw 3 girls about 12 years old, with big bags of candy. I had went after the biggest one first, got her to the ground, and was getting a few really good punches in when the other 2 surrounded me, all hyped up on sugar and candy and got the better of me. They held me there until the cops showed up - it went all bad after that.
:lol:
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by airics
hey marks thought i would see you all in ftp. just finished the holloween walk with the kids
isnt that fun now that they are all ramped up on sugar?

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