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The Official Lasker/Spice Race thread - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics
MDHollinger
I'm saying Spice won that fair and square... when the line judge yells false start, the race is over and the racers reset for round 2. Lasker should not have kept running, and race 1 is null and void.

Business in the front, party in the back will be no more...

- MD
arizonasternfan
According to IAAF track rules. You are allowed 1 false start. So Spice false starts the 1st one, Lasker false starts the 2nd one. They are each allowed those. The third race is needed. If either one false starts, they are disqualified
Rule 162, #7
Mr.Tucson
All righty then marks. To avoid 50 differant threads,,, post it here!!!!!! :D
arizonasternfan
1 false start doesn't matter. Each racer gets 1. They lose on the 2nd one
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by arizonasternfan
1 false start doesn't matter. Each racer gets 1. They lose on the 2nd one
Correct sir, then Spice "Lifted goin ito Turn one",,,,,,,,, :D That was too funny!!!!!!!!
artiefan711
Thanks Tucson, probably will have to wait to watch it until tomorrow at work but i will give it a fair viewing....cough go lasker cough
matt24
why is this the OFFICIAL thread?
Jaeger
Quote: Originally posted by matt24
why is this the OFFICIAL thread?
hmmmmmm because it was the first one. and Appears it was started for the right reason. Starting another would be silly , seeings how it would just get merged into this one.


and someone would have to be one hell of a Mr. Tucson mark to start a "Mr Tucson's Official thread"
ghostwriter
I only caught half the show today..what happen? I heard them say they were gonna race on the Street?
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by matt24
why is this the OFFICIAL thread?
Because I posted it,,,,,don't post here if you don't want to.......The gang knows,,,,,
d-rob70
97-47 - Yes

as we speak
Mr.Tucson
I got the ignore on the merge,,,,,,,,, :(
d-rob70
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I got the ignore on the merge,,,,,,,,, :(


I voted "NO"

Just bein' honest....
Miller
I watched this several times and I just don't see where Gene false started. Believe it or not I think he beat him out of the hole.


Sorry Matty Cakes...I think ya blew it on this one.
doomsdayjesus
All BS aside, as much as I hate Lasker, I'm bein' honest. I watched it several times myself. There WAS a false start, Gene's foot was over the line, and he jumped just a cunt-hair before the word go. That's my no bullshit opinion.
Banqchef
i vote yes if you pause the tape after they say set you see Gene leaving
d-rob70
Personally, I don't think it was a false start.

First off, Spice should have completed the race instead of gimping off the line.

Second, Las(th)ker didnt leave the line, he just got a lean on him.

Third, do you really think that "Lean" would have cost Spice the race?

Just Sayin'
bababored
didn't see gene false start; looked like he leaned and/or raised his rear leg for some kinda leverage magilicutty. spice shouldn't have acted like a little bitch and just ran the fucking race.
emayn15
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Personally, I don't think it was a false start.

First off, Spice should have completed the race instead of gimping off the line.

Second, Las(th)ker didnt leave the line, he just got a lean on him.

Third, do you really think that "Lean" would have cost Spice the race?

Just Sayin'


I'm with you on that one. Spice should have ran instead of standing there calling false start. He would have still won.

It not like it's the olympics or anything. It doesn't look like laskers feet move before go...but his body is in motion.

There should be a third race, so Spice boy can smoke Lasker without Lasker "lifting"
Kenada
I looked at the film frame by frame, and I am telling you LASKER DID NOT FALSE START!
Look at Laskers foot on the line, that foot stays in place and both his and Spice's other foot hit the ground at almost the same time!

Maby if spice didn't bend down befor he started it would look so bad.

Use media player classic, and you can frame by frame it, on top of that, after Spice took one step and
he started yelling false start.
davidleeralph
I think Spice knew he was gonna get beat so he limped away crying false start...
Miller
What happened to the poll? It's gone now. I did a refresh to see the results and nadda.
bk0
Spizzice Lizzost. Sucks for him but after he puts 8 hours in he's done. Lasker would've had to cut off his party-in-the-back balls to the wall how-bout-dat mizzullet.
scootstyle
spice lost!!! i cant wait to see him have to do a days work of maual labor. i might have to sign up for bubba raw for that
CHU
From the video, it didn't appear that Lasker had a false start.

I think Spice just had a bad start and got caught at the gun.
snapper2321
Where can I cast my vote???? I dont see a poll on BTLS.com????
steelrfn
poll dropped off snapper, and for the record there wasn't a false start.... Bit of leaning, but no false start.

Question now is whether I want to see Spice powdercoating or Lasker without the mullet. :D
scootstyle
lasthker is a true racer and beat him at the tree. spice did nothing but hobble like he missed 1st gear
salafibrigades
I am so glad Bubba came to Sirius with Howard. Lasker has made me laugh every time he is on the radio. Spice is the most loyal guy in the world. Both fucking kick motharuckin ass and cunts!!
slitlobes
Lasker won the first race, he didnt jump the gun, he and Spice started at the same time, but for some reason Spice quit running and Lasker didnt,

I want to see Lasker's mullett chopped down, but he did win the race
scootstyle
Quote: Originally posted by salafibrigades
I am so glad Bubba came to Sirius with Howard. Lasker has made me laugh every time he is on the radio. Spice is the most loyal guy in the world. Both fucking kick motharuckin ass and cunts!!


spice is loyal? ...i thought he left bubba after he got fired and went back to clear channel
capt-nemo
i said no, i think spice is afraid of doing hard manual labor.people are taking a shit on gene,
SteveM23
Lasker definitely had a false start, watch the video slowly and Lasker starts running before 'go' was shouted and Spice just followed suit. Let's just shave his hair and get it over with, should be some radio gold!
steelrfn
601-505 :D
tiz
Lasker didn't false start there... He leaned a bit, but I don't think its a false start. I vote no.
CadillacKing3
lasker just had a deep stage on that one...... spice was crying false start cause he got beat in the hole-shot!!! I like spice and all, but that was some chicken shit antics... I say they both should lose and have to do their respected bet consequences!
mrvegas76
If at all if any Spice took of a hair early then Lasker I give it to Lasker but Spice lost no matter what it was a fair race I just think Spice is a sore loser
5hradaylistener
Clearly a good start.LASKER WINS.


Now about dat? I can't seem to find where to cast my vote.
Misskitty
Looked like Lasker won, why would Spice decide he is the referee and start yelling false start, just keep running Matt. Kind of acted like a girl. Would love to see the mullet go though.
scootstyle
how do i call into btls and vote for lasthker?
SoCalLion
There is no false start, he did seem to lean though, I think Spice better get ready to work his 8 hours, I would love to see him lose the mullet but I think Spice is as much at fault for this whole mess as anyone, if he would've just kept running it wouldn't have mattered but since he pulled up and started bitching he lost.
acdc0930
No false start, Lasker was quicker out of the box. Besides watching the video, Spice didn't look to be 100%. Like he had a bad knee or ankle. Used the false start to cover it up, and start some shit.
scuderia19SC2
Lasker did false start but only barely
Major Player
That would not have been a false start in football when the ball was snapped. It is really hard to tell without a starting gun. Maybe Lasker lined up in the neutral zone or something. Just really good count antcipation by Lasker.
Kaoss
I have to be honest, in my opinion there was no false start, as much as I hate that.
Vibro King
I think it was too close to call. Lasker's a racer so he's gonna get a good start. By the Lasker is radio gold jones.
CONKY
As much as I would love to see that mullet get takin down, theres no way Gene false started. Spice boy is just being a whiney lil bitch as usual. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HES GOT A FALSE START.
HeavyD
Its so close that you have to say he didnt false start and Spice just let up I think they need to do it again whith Bubba out there as a judge.
mikeh77
After Further Review......Gene Lasker DID NOT false start.....he just greased him with a great jump when they dropped the green.


ITS A CONSPIRACY
scamp3
But Spice wouldnt of let up if the cameraman didnt yell false start in the first place. Gotta see the second race also. then we should vote if a third is needed.
Goodfella1120
Let me tell ya thumthin....Lasker is radio gold. He is a redneck, shitkicking hillbilly but the fucker makes me laugh. I am so pissed I missed the race.
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Goodfella1120
Let me tell ya thumthin....Lasker is radio gold. He is a redneck, shitkicking hillbilly but the fucker makes me laugh. I am so pissed I missed the race.
It's on BTLS.com main page. It shows the start. ;)
BlackGoat
I say Spice won because he is clearly quicker. No start, bad start, good start, wgas, he IS faster. If there is any question, have another race.
Major Player
This segment of radio was suprisingly really good. I kind of thought it was attempt to be cheesy and lame to piss corporate off. However, Lasker is such a redneck, that he can turn a simple competition into a huge fucking deal. Funny stuff and nothing dirty or perverse about it. How about a Bubba Combine? Not a combine that has a John Deere label and picks corn and beans, but like the NFL where the do bench reps, 40 yard dash, vertical jump, shuttle run, and the test Vince Young fucked up? God damnit I can't remember what it is called! Bubba can add some events to Spice it up too. This would be a great event after the Vagina 500 when the NFL combines are going on.
arizonasternfan
wonderlik test
L.A. AL
Laskey jumped the gun about half a second anticipating the go call.


I am with Spice pn this one. Anyway, seeing the mullet chopped would be better to see.
fleshgear702
I think it is close but to say Gene had his foot over the line is BS you cant even see spice foot in the video
Misskitty
I think Spice feels if he keep yelling false start it will make him the winner. Lasker should be allowed in to discuss this.
icebat21
REMATCH
BillsFan
Spiceboy,

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - go wash your pussy.
CONKY
I like how spice is now bitching about how laskers toe is abit over the line, that is not the real issue. The issue is did lasker False start, no he didnt. QUIT BEING A BITCH SPICE
clarkro2
Time to start powder coating SPICE. Lasker clean holeshot.
STANLEY6148
stop crying spice,man up lasker smoked you.
John Johnson
Spice keeps trying to say Lasker didn't have a chance. He should have just finished the race. Instead he showed himself to be the bitch that he is and he fucking cried and pouted from the starting line. Now we will never know who would have won. It's all spice's fault, he deserves to lose. Plus, it was clearly a fair start.
BigChris
spice is the winner
FTEnelson
i hate to say though in that first race it looks like there was no false start but arizonasternfan
said your alowed one false start each

and theres no doubt in my MINDDD that spice would win that third race laskers a mess

bye bye mullettttttttt
DaMan
personally in my opinion I don't think the rules were laid out 100%. There are too many holes for both parties to get out on regarding a technicality. From the video I don't see Lasker jumping over or false start. I do see his foot on the line but I don't think that's going to cause any issues. Spice definitely would have won the race no matter what at least on the second one who knows what would've happened on the first race because he gave up.

I think rule should have been laid out very strictly although who knew it was going to be taken to this level. I think the only true thing to do is have a third race winner take all. This is the only way everyone will be satisfied with the outcome even though no matter what happens there is always going to be controversy over this.

In my opinion Lasker won the first race and Spice quit too early without an official ruling but that is only my opinion
heatherspanties
if you look at where spice is in the picture with laskers foot over the line, spice's foot was just as far over if not farther! I think spice is just scared to do a little manual labor. Lasker won that one. they should do one more race and decide from that. Lasker is the shit! RADIO GOLD BABY!
Spize
Spice's foot and head ARE over the line. They start at the same time. The difference is Spice.

The key is this... watching the back leg of Spice frame by frame. Spice is rocking back and forth. At the start he is shifting back and has to change momentum hard. When Lasker jerks forward, the same frame Spice's back leg goes full. They both start at the same time.
GonzoTolkien
Lasker won...But now that I find this race so fucking entertaining I think everyone on the show should have to footrace. Next up, Bubba vs.Ned. I just want to see if either of them can even finish without a heart attack.
arizonasternfan
what a fucking baby spice is being. Now on his blog he's telling us not to take it so seriously. Here's a clue, whiner, the reason the show is popular is because people take it serious. And I can't believe he's whining that lasker foot is on the line. As if that 1/2 inch would make any difference in the outcome. He should lose just for crying so much.
Under Pressure
Call it a draw, both lost.

Now let's get to some mullet cutting and some powder coating!
CONKY
This will be one of the first races in histroy where one of the racers gets to call false start. Spice should lose on that alone.
Misskitty
How about they both do the penalty. Lasker gets the makeover and spice does manual labor.
beezR
They should run again, period. A false start doesn't constitute a loss, Spice is the one who took it wayyyy to seriously. He lost fair and square, but if he wants to be a bitch, he should run again.
CentralPAGuy
Definitely Spice.
butzie
I've played the video back in slow motion, with audio..(i've also got a recording of this if anyone wants to watch it). Both Lasker and Spice jump before "go." I was totally on Laskers side watching it in real time, I thought Spice was making excuses, turns out he was right. There is no way he could see the false start while they were actually racing though. It is very minimal, but yes they both false started. If you want me to post the video somewhere I can do that.


peace

butzie
Zeke
The fix was in...
maxx42o1
spice is a bitch for not continuing the first race, even if lasker jumped early he shouldnt get beat by a 40 year old redneck.
thehand
Here's the deal I have completed a new little jingle....I will get full heat for it....cant release it..... need Bubbas approval tomorrow to even to post it.

Bubba call my cell - or at work asap
MDHollinger
Hey Hand - any chance you can share privately until then? Can't wait to hear this gem, and something tells me it's not going to curry favor with Spicerack...
butzie
Hand I totally need to hear this song! Nothin better than a good controversial "Hand job."

"not going to curry favour" LMFAO very punny

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