| SantosLHalper |
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Ned's Rider
(Note: This is from the old website, but is archived here by popular demand.)
Want Ned To Be At Your Next Party?
This is what he requires (as of 2003)
The following information is based upon a 2 hour appearance that has been cleared through management and the BTLS promotion department.
-$500.00 cash upon arrival to the event
-200 wings (hot) 100 for the appearance & 100 to go
-1 case of beer (Budweiser) must be put into freezer and taken out 10 seconds prior to freezing point
-1 case of beer (Budweiser) to go
-1 eight ball (you get the idea) & 1 eight ball to go
-1 dimebag for the appearance & 1 to go
-Security requirements include: 4 dudes must be big and on steroids: 1 black man, 1 white, 1 asian & 1 "half breed" (as Ned calls it)
-4 dudes to go (must be different guys with same ethnicity as posted above)
-Pills: all kinds at least 50 of each... examples include Zoloft, Viagra, Percs, Vicodin etc...
-1 sledgehammer
to just $500/hr....that wooden toothed old fucker is a bargain! |
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| cocksmacker |
$500 an hour is a steal, to have Ned at your event. I'd pay that much just to hang out with him on a Friday night.
Hey SantosLHalper, I adopted a Greyhound, like you signature said to, but man, this fucker is expensive to feed! |
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| SantosLHalper |
| :lol: looks like one of them senior hounds to me |
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| firechicken |
| ok look,there is 4 mics besides bubbas.chip was on 1, brent,spice,and manson were on.and 25 on the couch.ned said a few words but where is he?????this is on bubba raw video clip #3 or #4 on the chip and 25 getting yelled at over guavaween.ned must be on other couch??or maybe he just doesnt exist.u dont see manson though.its time to give it up.ned is mansons voice,even on ned cribs u never see ned talk.they cant bamboozle us 4ever. |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by firechicken
ok look,there is 4 mics besides bubbas.chip was on 1, brent,spice,and manson were on.and 25 on the couch.ned said a few words but where is he?????this is on bubba raw video clip #3 or #4 on the chip and 25 getting yelled at over guavaween.ned must be on other couch??or maybe he just doesnt exist.u dont see manson though.its time to give it up.ned is mansons voice,even on ned cribs u never see ned talk.they cant bamboozle us 4ever. |
What, you have to go back and slow it down, there is a fast breeze by of ned on a mic as you said. He has been on mic in the archives too. Ned cant be faked, Manson isnt that talented. |
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| firechicken |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
What, you have to go back and slow it down, there is a fast breeze by of ned on a mic as you said. He has been on mic in the archives too. Ned cant be faked, Manson isnt that talented. |
that may be,but now a new video on bubba raw,lasker makeover,manson is in corner,and lasker looks over at him,when bubba says lasker is staring down ned.why isnt ned shown ever?and ned cribs u dont see ned talk.and manson does alot of voices,listen to an old bit,ned calls prison,u can get it off limewire,it is clearly manson. |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by firechicken
that may be,but now a new video on bubba raw,lasker makeover,manson is in corner,and lasker looks over at him,when bubba says lasker is staring down ned.why isnt ned shown ever?and ned cribs u dont see ned talk.and manson does alot of voices,listen to an old bit,ned calls prison,u can get it off limewire,it is clearly manson. |
HMM he was there. Wrong angle on the camera. |
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| PackerBacker |
| Even if it is Manson, who cares Ned is solid gold. I dont think I would want to know either way, that would spoil it for me. |
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| mcbutton1970 |
| As talented as Manson is, there is NO FRIGGIN' WAY he is Ned. Manson's vocal range, particularly on the parodies, is in the tenor range. Ned is a high bass/low baritone. Can't you conspiracy nutjobs get it in your head that they are NOT one in the same?!?! Geez, let it go already! |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970
As talented as Manson is, there is NO FRIGGIN' WAY he is Ned. Manson's vocal range, particularly on the parodies, is in the tenor range. Ned is a high bass/low baritone. Can't you conspiracy nutjobs get it in your head that they are NOT one in the same?!?! Geez, let it go already! |
Exactly! Thanks :D |
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| Chob |
Quote: Originally posted by firechicken
that may be,but now a new video on bubba raw,lasker makeover,manson is in corner,and lasker looks over at him,when bubba says lasker is staring down ned.why isnt ned shown ever?and ned cribs u dont see ned talk.and manson does alot of voices,listen to an old bit,ned calls prison,u can get it off limewire,it is clearly manson. |
He is holding out for more money to appear on camera. He comes from the Jackie Martling school of contract negotiation. |
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| LeykisListener |
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970
As talented as Manson is, there is NO FRIGGIN' WAY he is Ned. Manson's vocal range, particularly on the parodies, is in the tenor range. Ned is a high bass/low baritone. Can't you conspiracy nutjobs get it in your head that they are NOT one in the same?!?! Geez, let it go already! |
Mark out there buddy.
By Bubba own addmission the show is about "works, swerves and McGillicuttys". |
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| rigmover2307 |
| if manson and ned are not the same person, why does mansons wife offer neds car for limo service on her website? |
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| KC CULTIVATION |
| Joey Boots charges more than that..Need needs management |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by rigmover2307
if manson and ned are not the same person, why does mansons wife offer neds car for limo service on her website? |
Donna is Mansons' wife, and it is not odd at all that any Floridian would want to be touled around in an Excalibur. They are a very few of these exquisite cars around and to be chauffeured around would be awesome. Maybe ask Ned what color his Excaliber is during the next SOTB to clear all differences. |
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| jewbasher |
Just looking at the blogs on btls. For being old and as crude as he is, look at the punctuation and wording of his blog and then Mansons blog on the same day. They are even the only two blogs that started with an indentation. I was watching video of Ned in line at the howard film festival and there is no way the old man talking to the Howard 100 news is the voice of Ned. Play me one time a whore is getting in on real good in the studio and Ned is there. Thats because Manson is not there.
Its funny so why care but after a while you feel like you are being insulted by a couple of wanna be hillbillies. |
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| rigmover2307 |
| iv seen pics of ned with his car, the two look identical from the side. i was a firm believer that the on air ned personality was indeed real, way too elaborate to be a work, but what are the chances of ned and manson having identical cars of that rarity. dont get me wrong, im not saying ned is a work, its just that now i can understand how people can think that its all "theatre of the mind". since i saw that pic, i'v been listening intently to hear ned and manson speak simultaneously. |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by jewbasher
Just looking at the blogs on btls. For being old and as crude as he is, look at the punctuation and wording of his blog and then Mansons blog on the same day. They are even the only two blogs that started with an indentation. I was watching video of Ned in line at the howard film festival and there is no way the old man talking to the Howard 100 news is the voice of Ned. Play me one time a whore is getting in on real good in the studio and Ned is there. Thats because Manson is not there.
Its funny so why care but after a while you feel like you are being insulted by a couple of wanna be hillbillies. |
Thanks for the 30 minute typing tutorial, see you likewise. :ss: |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by rigmover2307
iv seen pics of ned with his car, the two look identical from the side. i was a firm believer that the on air ned personality was indeed real, way too elaborate to be a work, but what are the chances of ned and manson having identical cars of that rarity. dont get me wrong, im not saying ned is a work, its just that now i can understand how people can think that its all "theatre of the mind". since i saw that pic, i'v been listening intently to hear ned and manson speak simultaneously. |
Stay tuned! Dont blow it! |
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| BurningHeart |
I know this topic has been beaten more than Brent's wife on a good day....but Ned's voice is not how real rednecks talk.
I live in one of the hick captials of the US, Louisiana....and all rednecks talk a certain way. The way Ned talks sounds like someone trying to talk like a redneck.
When me or my friends make fun of how rednecks talk, it always is similar to Ned's voice.
Manson is great with impersonations, and it's not any different than the Ned voice. |
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| Stalker |
| Jesus..Shut up with all this "conspiracy" crap...Enjoy the show, either way, it does not matter! BTLS puts on a tremendous and hilarious show, what difference does it make who is "real" or "fake"...Do you really think that "Spice Boy" is real? No, his name is Matt. He is not "Spice Boy" 24-7, nor is Bubba, always "On-Air" Bubba. But no one bitches and moans about that. Ned is Ned. Manson is Manson, Spice is Spice, Bubba is Bubba, Brent is Brent. I am entertained, aren't you?? I AM SO SICK OF THIS!!!! |
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| Navarone |
| Manson = Ned get over it already. |
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