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jasonsorsborn
New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result.





New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America , then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq , and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
horstoothjacass
Machine gun nests was my idea.
jasonsorsborn
Quote: Originally posted by horstoothjacass
Machine gun nests was my idea.

I like that one better but our metrosexual government won't go for it
DodgerBlues
Quote: Originally posted by jasonsorsborn
Problem solved.


:rolleyes:
Reed Rothchild
The illegals all take the bus or pile 18 to a car, they wouldn't make that big a difference in gas consumption.
Timmy
But wh/o the illegals, who would PUMP the gas!??
MegaWatt
Quote: Originally posted by jasonsorsborn
New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result.



Funny...and probably true.

My biggest question about gas consumption is, Why the fuck are we not using alternative fuels?????

The technology is there...and I'm tired of the wordy explanations...market...demand...research and dev....auto manufacturers are working on it. Well, sorry, but the ability is in the here and now, fuck these 10-year-plans.
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by MegaWatt
Funny...and probably true.

My biggest question about gas consumption is, Why the fuck are we not using alternative fuels?????

The technology is there...and I'm tired of the wordy explanations...market...demand...research and dev....auto manufacturers are working on it. Well, sorry, but the ability is in the here and now, fuck these 10-year-plans.


Because guess who controls the OIL? Who controls the country? Who gets hurt the MOST if alternative fuels are used?
kingfatty
Quote: Originally posted by Timmy
But wh/o the illegals, who would PUMP the gas!??
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