| redeye |
Democrat Get Out the Vote Effort Registers Idiots
You just tell 'em that the whole concept of voter registration misses the point. The reason the democrats are going to keep losing is because they're registering dingbats that don't care, and then what happens is, they've gotta get-out-the-vote effort." So they got two problems. A, they have to go out and register people, "Like, you know, man, wow, like Bush is bad, man, wow," and they've already been doing this with Rock the Vote and P. Diddy's Vote or Die, and all these other voter registration drives.
The biggest problem the League of Women Voters and all these other lib groups have is they've gotta get their people impassioned about issues and let that be what gets them to the polls." They're reading their kook websites, and they think that the Democrat base out there and the whole country is being restrained by electronic fences. They want to go vote today; they hate Bush so much, and they hate the Republicans so much, they want Bush out of there now, they don't want to wait 'til November. So then all they've gotta do is send a little bunch of little yellow buses into the neighborhoods to pick up the average Democrat voter, get him to polls, take him to the bar, wherever he goes after that, then take him home.
I mean, you take a look at the average Democrat voter registration drive, you can take for every hundred thousand voters they register, the cumulative IQ would probably be less than a pencil eraser. So when it comes time for the election, half of them can be fooled in saying, "No, it's not Election Day. It's tomorrow, Wednesday." And they show up on Wednesday to vote when the polls are closed, and the Democrats claim a trick has been played on them. That's how stupid some of their voters are. You think I'm lying? That happened. Republicans did a dirty trick and sent a flier out a week early and said due to unfortunate circumstances, certain precincts, Election Day will be held on Wednesday, blah, blah, blah, blah. Democrats heard about it, this is such a dirty trick. They were worried because they knew it would work, because half their voters are stupid idiots! They have to be when you look at the way they vote.
My point here is that they can register all the people they want with all of their voter registration drives they want, but then their task becomes finding these people again. How many people are still in the country after they register them? Register them in March, register them in April, all the way up through October, how many of them leave the country, how many of them have gone underground? They can't find half of them, and then those they can find they gotta get out to the polls. Might be able to find them at one, two o'clock in the afternoon, don't know what condition they'll be in by that time of the day. Big problem.
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| enimim |
You know it's funny, we were just thinking today:
red states or blue states IQ is higher?
I have a feeling you will not like the result. :D |
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| WillowGlen |
Redeye, completey devoid of any original thought quoting Rush again without even giving the fat drug addict credit. Color me surprised.
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| joetissirius |
Quote: Originally posted by redeye
Democrat Get Out the Vote Effort Registers Idiots
You just tell 'em that the whole concept of voter registration misses the point. The reason the democrats are going to keep losing is because they're registering dingbats that don't care, and then what happens is, they've gotta get-out-the-vote effort." So they got two problems. A, they have to go out and register people, "Like, you know, man, wow, like Bush is bad, man, wow," and they've already been doing this with Rock the Vote and P. Diddy's Vote or Die, and all these other voter registration drives.
The biggest problem the League of Women Voters and all these other lib groups have is they've gotta get their people impassioned about issues and let that be what gets them to the polls." They're reading their kook websites, and they think that the Democrat base out there and the whole country is being restrained by electronic fences. They want to go vote today; they hate Bush so much, and they hate the Republicans so much, they want Bush out of there now, they don't want to wait 'til November. So then all they've gotta do is send a little bunch of little yellow buses into the neighborhoods to pick up the average Democrat voter, get him to polls, take him to the bar, wherever he goes after that, then take him home.
I mean, you take a look at the average Democrat voter registration drive, you can take for every hundred thousand voters they register, the cumulative IQ would probably be less than a pencil eraser. So when it comes time for the election, half of them can be fooled in saying, "No, it's not Election Day. It's tomorrow, Wednesday." And they show up on Wednesday to vote when the polls are closed, and the Democrats claim a trick has been played on them. That's how stupid some of their voters are. You think I'm lying? That happened. Republicans did a dirty trick and sent a flier out a week early and said due to unfortunate circumstances, certain precincts, Election Day will be held on Wednesday, blah, blah, blah, blah. Democrats heard about it, this is such a dirty trick. They were worried because they knew it would work, because half their voters are stupid idiots! They have to be when you look at the way they vote.
My point here is that they can register all the people they want with all of their voter registration drives they want, but then their task becomes finding these people again. How many people are still in the country after they register them? Register them in March, register them in April, all the way up through October, how many of them leave the country, how many of them have gone underground? They can't find half of them, and then those they can find they gotta get out to the polls. Might be able to find them at one, two o'clock in the afternoon, don't know what condition they'll be in by that time of the day. Big problem.
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lower i.q.?and what bush backing republican minister is slamming guys in the ass and doing meth and trying to cover it up. fuckin hypocrites!!!!!!! |
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| WillowGlen |
| That guy must be reading the NY post. They cater to big headlines where their moronic readers just look at the pictures and skip the actual info printed below. |
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| Monster_Zero |
| So I take it you registered Republican then? |
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| Robinsmuff |
Quote: Originally posted by Monster_Zero
So I take it you registered Republican then? |
Oh God MZ, I just read your signature. To fucking funny. |
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| Monster_Zero |
Quote: Originally posted by Robinsmuff
Oh God MZ, I just read your signature. To fucking funny. |
Yes!! Great news isn't it? :dancin: |
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| Monster_Zero |
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| redeye |
Quote: Originally posted by enimim
You know it's funny, we were just thinking today:
red states or blue states IQ is higher?
I have a feeling you will not like the result. :D |
Democrats complain their constituents can't fill out ballots they design. |
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| Reed Rothchild |
Quote: Originally posted by redeye
Democrats complain their constituents can't fill out ballots they design. |
Who is making this complaint? Go check with Rush and get back to us. |
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| B.A. Baracus60 |
Browneye I found this article and it seemed to be far more truthful about who is keying in on idiot votes. Read the article, it says it all.
A nation divided?
WASHINGTON, May 11 - President Bush appears to be losing support among
a key group of voters who had hitherto stood firmly with the president
even as his poll numbers among other groups fell dramatically.
A new Gallup poll shows that, for the first time, Bush's approval
rating has fallen below 50% among total fucking morons, and now stands
at 44%. This represents a dramatic drop compared to a poll taken just
last December, when 62% of total fucking morons expressed support for
the president and his policies.
The current poll, conducted by phone with 1,409 total fucking morons
between May 4 and May 8, reveals that only 44% of those polled believe
the president is doing a good job, while 27% believe he is doing a poor
job and 29% don't understand the question.
The December poll, conducted by phone with 1,530 total fucking morons,
showed 62% approved of the president, 7% disapproved and 31% didn't
understand the question.
Faltering approval ratings for the president among a group once thought
to be a reliable source of loyal support gives Republicans one more
reason to be nervous about the upcoming mid-term elections. "If we
can't depend on the support of total fucking morons," says Sen. Rick
Santorum (R-PA), "then we've got a big problem. They're a key factor in
our electoral strategy, and an
important part of today's Republican coalition."
"We've taken the total fucking moron vote for granted," says Rep. Tom
Feeney (R-FL), "and now we're paying for it. We've let the Democrats
control the debate lately, and they've dragged discourse back into the
realm of complex, nuanced issues. So your average total fucking moron
turns on his TV and sees his Republican Congressman arguing about
Constitutional law or the complexities of state formation in the Middle
East, and he tunes out. He wants to hear comforting, pandering,
flattering bromides and he doesn't want to hear a logical argument more
complex than what you'd find on a bumper sticker."
For Feeney, the poll is a dire warning that Republicans can ignore only
at their peril. "This should send a signal that we have to regain
control of the debate if we want the support of our key constituencies
in the coming election and beyond. We need to bring public discourse
back into the realm of stupidity and vacuity. We should be talking
about homosexual illegal immigrants burning flags. We should be talking
about the power of pride. We should be talking about freedom fries.
These are the issues that resonate with total fucking morons."
But some total fucking morons say it's too late. Bill Snarpel of Enid,
Oklahoma is a total fucking moron who voted for Bush in both 2000 and
2004. But he says he won't be voting for Bush in 2008. "I don't like it
that he was going to sell our ports to the Arabs. If the Arabs own the
ports then that means they'll let all the Arabs in and then we'll all
be riding camels and wearing towels on our heads. I don't want my
children singing the Star Spangled Banner in Muslim."
Total fucking moron Kurt Meyer of Turlock, California also says his
once solid support for Bush has collapsed. "He invaded Iraq and all
those soldiers died, and for what? We destroyed all their WMDs, but
now their new president is making fun of us and saying he's going to
build nuclear bombs and that we can't stop him. Well, nuclear bombs are
even worse than WMDs, so what did we accomplish?"
Laura McDonald, a total fucking moron from Chandler, Arizona, says she
is disappointed that the president hasn't been a more forceful advocate
of Christian values. "This country was founded on Christian values,"
she says, "but you'd never know it looking around and seeing all the
Mexicans running around. I thought Bush was going to bring Jesus back
into the government. Instead, Christians are being persecuted worse
than ever before in history, because all these Mexicans come here and
tell Christians that we have to respect their religious beliefs. So now
it's illegal for children to pray in school. Soon it will be illegal
for them to speak English."
Not all Republican lawmakers are concerned about the poll. Sen. Lamar
Alexander (R-TN), for one, does not find it a cause for anxiety. While
he agrees that his party should not take total fucking morons for
granted, they "really don't have anywhere else to go. They're never
going to be able to understand someone like Al Gore or John Kerry or
anybody intelligent and articulate who wants to talk about substantive
issues. Just try having a conversation with one of them about global
warming. They'll say, 'Oh, but Rush says volcanoes consume more ozone
than humans do.' I mean, they're morons! Total fucking morons!"
"They've got nowhere else to go," Alexander reaffirms with a smile,
"and they always vote." |
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| IWannaBangBiel |
I find it amazing that BrownEye is stunned by registering idiots. He doesn't seem to have a problem with the military enlisting rapists, murderers and pedophiles. Levels are so low, they're taking applicants regardless of age, weight, drug problems, gambling debts, or mental health.
Spin Spin Spin Baby. |
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| WillowGlen |
Who registered these "idiots"
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15490579/
SANTA ANA, Calif. - Twelve people have been charged with tricking voters in Orange County into registering as Republicans, prosecutors said Monday.
The defendants, ranging in age from 19 to 52, were accused of fraudulently registering 37 voters as Republicans between August 2005 and February 2006. Democrats, Green Party members and a noncitizen were registered as Republicans, prosecutors said.
The suspects were hired to register new Republicans by private firms paid by the Orange County Republican Party, prosecutors said. The recruiters worked for the firm Bader & Associates, as well as a subcontractor, John Burkett. Both have said they no longer work on voter registration drives.
No charges were filed against the companies or the Republican Party.
The recruiters visited shopping centers and college campuses and were paid $10 a head for newly registered Republicans in a district represented by U.S. Rep. Loretta Sanchez, a Democrat, prosecutors said.
Voters were asked to sign petitions for lower taxes or stricter sex offender laws, then tricked into signing voter registration cards, Orange County prosecutor Anthony Rackauckas said. Other information was filled in using voters’ driver’s licenses, he said.
County Democratic Party officials said they have filed more than 500 verified complaints of fraud in the drive.
The 12 defendants were charged with fraudulent completion of affidavit of registration, a felony. Five defendants remain at large. The maximum penalty for a conviction is three years in prison.
The charges are the latest voting controversy to roil Orange County. In a separate case, the campaign of Sanchez’s Republican opponent, Tan Nguyen, has been linked to intimidating letters sent to registered voters with Hispanic last names. |
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