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artiefan711
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Actually u can give her your cc and it takes 4 min max,... :scratch: what should I put on the card


Should i send you some via paypal then?
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Done wow that was easy



yeah they are pretty kick ass. Seems Donna runs a tight ship. I sort of wish they had a store around here for when i wanted to send flowers.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis


what about this... 300 bones though



Bones? That's GANGSTER talk!
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
Should i send you some via paypal then?


400 please in small bills :D
Mr.Tucson
In honor of today being "Project Meeting Day", I would like to be the first to acknowledge it by saying "RECTAL ITCH!" I need a change of profession!!!!!! :mad:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
Should i send you some via paypal then?



are you worried about giving out your CC or are you wanting to go in partners with someone?
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Bones? That's GANGSTER talk!


Thats gangsta talk for money, listen pal u dont have the creshendo to be on my level.....

AF no pennies either.... were talkin cold hard cash... :D
hurtinminorkey
You and me both Mr. T.
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
yeah they are pretty kick ass. Seems Donna runs a tight ship. I sort of wish they had a store around here for when i wanted to send flowers.


They deliver anywhere dickhead... read the second post... :fuckyou:

:D
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
Peach Cobbler for Breakfat this morn....

thought Id add the recipe for the ladies....


uh.. I love peach cobbler.. uh.. nice wisk...

(actually he isnt my type but nice find Hippie!!!)
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Bones? That's GANGSTER talk!
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
In honor of today being "Project Meeting Day", I would like to be the first to acknowledge it by saying "RECTAL ITCH!" I need a change of profession!!!!!! :mad:


Todays National Memory Screening Day, were holding a seminar to detect for alzhiemers.. interested :D
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
are you worried about giving out your CC or are you wanting to go in partners with someone?
I'll pitch in 20 cold fish,,,,,riiiiight!!!!!!!!
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch


:(

Well that wasnt nice! Go grab a boy at caltech and ask him, he will tell you!!!

Morning Hippie :)
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
LMAO I think this is a question for NT.


My handsome man does NOT have a mullet!
gocakron
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I said something like "Get well Gene we miss you and want to hear from you again. Miller from SFN. " I figured it would keep Lasker busy for half an hour or so trying to figure out what SFN is. LOL


I had em put "Gell Well soon Gene and get back on the show. Thanks for all the laughs. George from Akron, Ohio"
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
:(

Well that wasnt nice! Go grab a boy at caltech and ask him, he will tell you!!!

Morning Hippie :)
The weight of the block, which is its mass times the acceleration of gravity, is resolved into two components, as you have already pointed out. The component along the slope of the inclined plane is W sin A where W is the weight and A is the angle of the inclined plane, while the component perpendicular to the plane (the normal force) is W cos A. The force opposing the block's sliding is the frictional force, which I have designated "f". The two forces directed along the plane add vectorially, so what you get for the magnitude of the force that slides the block down the inclined plane is W sin A - f.

The frictional force is m N where m is the coefficient of friction and N is the normal force. We know the normal force from above, which is W cos A, so the frictional force is then m W cos A.

So now we have the net force:
W sin A - m W cos A.
We can calculate the acceleration by dividing by the mass of the block (W = m g), so we obtain
g sin A - m g cos A,
where g is the acceleration due to gravity.

Now, you know the length of the inclined plane and the time it takes for the block to get to the bottom, so you can calculate the acceleration. The formula for an originally stationary block is x = 0.5 a t2 where x is the length of the inclined plane, t is the time it takes to slide down it, and a is the acceleration. Since we know x and t, we compute a:
a = 2 x / t2

Equating this acceleration to the acceleration we computed above gives
2 x / t2 = g sin A - m g cos A
and the only thing unknown in this equation is m, so you can figure it out!!!
:D
Siobhans Penis
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Let me know if you have any trouble. Things seem to be going pretty smooth so far. Looks like there might be 6 or 7 of us sending flowers so far.


No troubles at all. I am sure Donna and Manson are proud to know that they have polite and efficient staff answering the phone! Didn't even laugh at me :) I sent the junk food basket just fyi..
Hippiebitch
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
:(

Well that wasnt nice! Go grab a boy at caltech and ask him, he will tell you!!!

Morning Hippie :)
wasnt intending to be mean, caltech ref lost on me...
Morning right back * huge, shit-eatin grin*
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
wasnt intending to be mean, caltech ref lost on me...
Morning right back * huge, shit-eatin grin*


Yeah I didnt think you were intending to be mean, just kiddin meself. Caltech is where all the smarty physics people are at in California. Big huge scary brains.
kali
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
:lol: Nice wallpaper... how does one get on that testing list... :dontknow:
I write for a magazine. I mean, you actually have to "work" for it. :hw:

and we've been working like little bees for months to get to the point where companies are willing to send us stuff. we can;t keep everything (I have to return that blackberry in a few weeks), but free even for a little time is still free and fun!

Yippy!!!! :dancing:
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I'm actually off today. I stayed up til 4 am last night working so today i'm taking a break.


Ouch. Don't do that.
catdr9155
Hey guys, stopped by to see whats up.
Siobhans Penis


Chuck Zito show was entertaining last night......
artiefan711
Get this sp i actually watched wrestling for about 6 minutes last night when Rowdy Roddy Piper and Ric Flair were on. They were gettin a bit beat down but it was funny....
Siobhans Penis


Found this one of Miller :D
Hippiebitch
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Yeah I didnt think you were intending to be mean, just kiddin meself. Caltech is where all the smarty physics people are at in California. Big huge scary brains.
ohhh.... to figure out the mullet math *snacks forehead*lol
no point in grabbing some "boy" when we got Mr. T. to confound my brain with
Quote: The weight of the block, which is its mass times the acceleration of gravity, is resolved into two components, as you have already pointed out. The component along the slope of the inclined plane is W sin A where W is the weight and A is the angle of the inclined plane, while the component perpendicular to the plane (the normal force) is W cos A. The force opposing the block's sliding is the frictional force, which I have designated "f". The two forces directed along the plane add vectorially, so what you get for the magnitude of the force that slides the block down the inclined plane is W sin A - f.

The frictional force is m N where m is the coefficient of friction and N is the normal force. We know the normal force from above, which is W cos A, so the frictional force is then m W cos A.

So now we have the net force:
W sin A - m W cos A.
We can calculate the acceleration by dividing by the mass of the block (W = m g), so we obtain
g sin A - m g cos A,
where g is the acceleration due to gravity.

Now, you know the length of the inclined plane and the time it takes for the block to get to the bottom, so you can calculate the acceleration. The formula for an originally stationary block is x = 0.5 a t2 where x is the length of the inclined plane, t is the time it takes to slide down it, and a is the acceleration. Since we know x and t, we compute a:
a = 2 x / t2

Equating this acceleration to the acceleration we computed above gives
2 x / t2 = g sin A - m g cos A
and the only thing unknown in this equation is m, so you can figure it out!!!
big grin

took way too long think some coffee might be in order
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
They deliver anywhere dickhead... read the second post... :fuckyou:

:D



do they drive to your house often?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by kali
I write for a magazine. I mean, you actually have to "work" for it. :hw:

and we've been working like little bees for months to get to the point where companies are willing to send us stuff. we can;t keep everything (I have to return that blackberry in a few weeks), but free even for a little time is still free and fun!

Yippy!!!! :dancing:


I have to start writing again once I can get some peace and quiet... I have an idea for a book (sort of Mitch Albom-ish... with out the tired repetition)

Do you work for the percs or get paid per review... :dontknow:
Siobhans Penis
To bad Cookie Puss sounds like shit
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
My handsome man does NOT have a mullet!

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yeah but he has to know about drag.
gocakron
Howard should listen to the Vegas Ban story; just so I can hear Artie laugh
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
do they drive to your house often?


Only when some asshole (you) hurts my feelings... and feels it necessary to send the white roses I so dearly love... :D
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
No troubles at all. I am sure Donna and Manson are proud to know that they have polite and efficient staff answering the phone! Didn't even laugh at me :) I sent the junk food basket just fyi..



I saw the junkfood basket. what's in it?
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Hey guys, stopped by to see whats up.



hey cat...how goes it?


fuck the fanths. :D
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
ohhh.... to figure out the mullet math *snacks forehead*lol
no point in grabbing some "boy" when we got Mr. T. to confound my brain with
took way too long think some coffee might be in order


Yeah but Mr T just cut and paste that.. we cant use this formula as we arent talking about a block, we need mullet data!! Damn it there needs to be research done for red knecks as well!! I call racism!!
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I saw the junkfood basket. what's in it?


pretzels, mixed nuts, maybe a few cans of Pabst ;)
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I saw the junkfood basket. what's in it?


A vegan cheese platter... fucking tool... :rolleyes:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Only when some asshole (you) hurts my feelings... and feels it necessary to send the white roses I so dearly love... :D



Should i send you some tampons also?
SexyMomma
good afternoon everyone
VicRomano
Hello Fucktards!! Missed the thread yesterday cause I wasted most of the day reading the thread about Joey's replase...fascinating study in the human psyche...lol.....
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by VicRomano
Hello Fucktards!! Missed the thread yesterday cause I wasted most of the day reading the thread about Joey's replase...fascinating study in the human psyche...lol.....


yeah, I saw you takin a few cheap shots :jj:
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Only when some asshole (you) hurts my feelings... and feels it necessary to send the white roses I so dearly love... :D


Huh.. I would never have figured you for that sappy sentimental bullshit. You seem to like it when I slap you around and make you kneel in the corner repeating over and over what a dirty little slut you are.
Hippiebitch
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Yeah but Mr T just cut and paste that.. we cant use this formula as we arent talking about a block, we need mullet data!! Damn it there needs to be research done for red knecks as well!! I call racism!!
block = head. Splittin cunthairs imo *snickers*
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Should i send you some tampons also?


They might come in handy... my respirator filters are clogged... and I've been getting nose bleeds from all the damn plaster dust...

Speaking of which... I better get back to work before the wife makes me go out in the yard and get a switch... :D
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
pretzels, mixed nuts, maybe a few cans of Pabst ;)

:lol: Pabst! lol
VicRomano
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
yeah, I saw you takin a few cheap shots :jj:
Did I?? I thought I was very, very reserved myself....lol...
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
They might come in handy... my respirator filters are clogged... and I've been getting nose bleeds from all the damn plaster dust...

Speaking of which... I better get back to work before the wife makes me go out in the yard and get a switch... :D



she's gonna bust the knot. LOL
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
pretzels, mixed nuts, maybe a few cans of Pabst ;)



LOL PBR....say it!
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Yeah but Mr T just cut and paste that.. we cant use this formula as we arent talking about a block, we need mullet data!! Damn it there needs to be research done for red knecks as well!! I call racism!!
I guess I could have edited it for Mullets, but blocks and Mullets both bolt on,,,,,,, :D
beezR
Afternoon everybody. Does anyone have sound clips of the Gilbert Dice Clay stuff?
jlohlinger
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Huh.. I would never have figured you for that sappy sentimental bullshit. You seem to like it when I slap you around and make you kneel in the corner repeating over and over what a dirty little slut you are.


Well... you're the exception to the rule... but then again... you're the exception to many rules... ain't cha... ;)
kali
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I have to start writing again once I can get some peace and quiet... I have an idea for a book (sort of Mitch Albom-ish... with out the tired repetition)

Do you work for the percs or get paid per review... :dontknow:
it's still early days so right now we work for the perks. we hope to eventually get a few bucks. But I find it lots of fun as well, so it's not like I'm in pain :D

I really like gadgets and toys. I'll email you more info about it because I don;t want the stalkers and nuts having those details.
SexyMomma
Was there any pics from Pale today?
Too lazy to read back thru the thread to find out. :D
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Yeah but Mr T just cut and paste that.. we cant use this formula as we arent talking about a block, we need mullet data!! Damn it there needs to be research done for red knecks as well!! I call racism!!

The Mullet (Mulletus shitueous hairus) is a form of ridiculous hair cut, short on the top, long at the back.

I feel at this point that it would be useful for the reader to issue the official “Hair and Tash weekly” (1982) guidelines on the wearing of the Mullet -

"The Mullet is a sign of your sexual virility and therefore should be worn with pride, when asking your barber for a mullet you should use a derivative of the following phrase –

“Number one on the sides, six on the top and don’t touch the back.
artiefan711
Quote: Originally posted by beezR
Afternoon everybody. Does anyone have sound clips of the Gilbert Dice Clay stuff?


Ive had that requested in Player 1' s thread in file sharing...hopefully soon...
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by kali
it's still early days so right now we work for the perks. we hope to eventually get a few bucks. But I find it lots of fun as well, so it's not like I'm in pain :D

I really like gadgets and toys. I'll email you more info about it because I don;t want the stalkers and nuts having those details.
Smart and good looking...not bad, not bad at all.........................
mjm
Lunch time be back soon
kali
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Smart and good looking...not bad, not bad at all.........................
HAHA! what a smooooth talker you are!

:D
gocakron
Quote: Originally posted by beezR
Afternoon everybody. Does anyone have sound clips of the Gilbert Dice Clay stuff?


http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...15&pagenumber=8
SexyMomma
Later MJM
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by kali
HAHA! what a smooooth talker you are!

:D
Not as smooth as I was, many moons ago...
catdr9155
Back to work, see ya! Peace :bang:
SexyMomma
Later Cat
Have a good day at work. :D
gocakron
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
The Mullet (Mulletus shitueous hairus) is a form of ridiculous hair cut, short on the top, long at the back.

I feel at this point that it would be useful for the reader to issue the official “Hair and Tash weekly” (1982) guidelines on the wearing of the Mullet -

"The Mullet is a sign of your sexual virility and therefore should be worn with pride, when asking your barber for a mullet you should use a derivative of the following phrase –

“Number one on the sides, six on the top and don’t touch the back.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_(haircut)
artiefan711
Thanks for that goca, so fuckin funny...
Siobhans Penis
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
Thanks for that goca, so fuckin funny...


What r u a homo.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oug13
SexyMomma

No picks today...
SexyMomma
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
SexyMomma

No picks today...



Thanks Oug, I found that out. Went ahead and scrolled back thru the pages. :)
Ned'sTesticles
afternoon fuckers :worm:
SexyMomma
Howdy Howdy NT
kali
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Not as smooth as I was, many moons ago...
oh, dear....are you a rasin now????
those are sweet and good for ya!

oug13
Hi..NT

Miller I would like to get in on Gene deal.....Please PM me the info

(5 Days one hour and 20 MIN)
XMECUTIONER
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Howdy Howdy NT

Hey milfie. Hope you're feeling better today
SexyMomma
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
Hey milfie. Hope you're feeling better today



Hey there XM
My arm hurts, not enough sleep, but other than that feeling peachy. :D


How are you doing?
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by kali
oh, dear....are you a rasin now????
those are sweet and good for ya!

No, no wrinkles yet....
Miller
It takes a screw and a NUT!
Ned'sTesticles
salutations Momma & Oug :dance:
Ned'sTesticles
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
It takes a screw and a NUT!


... that still doesn't stop you from challenging me to naked swordfights every thursday :rolleyes:
XMECUTIONER
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Hey there XM
My arm hurts, not enough sleep, but other than that feeling peachy. :D


How are you doing?

Could be worse hon, you could have a torn Achilles like my girl does.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
afternoon fuckers :worm:



We need to talk...i have questions.
Heatherwiz
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
afternoon fuckers :worm:


Hi baby! Love you and your MEMBRANES! Heading outta here on time I think, but I am gonna be out of my office for the next hour!
SexyMomma
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
Could be worse hon, you could have a torn Achilles like my girl does.



Sorry to hear about that. Hope all goes well. ;)
XMECUTIONER
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Sorry to hear about that. Hope all goes well. ;)

Thanks hon. What I heard from her she will need to wear a boot for a few weeks. Hoping it won't need surgery.
artiefan711
Did it slide up into her leg or stay down?
Ned'sTesticles
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
Could be worse hon, you could have a torn Achilles like my girl does.


ouch.... sounds painful :(
SexyMomma
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
Thanks hon. What I heard from her she will need to wear a boot for a few weeks. Hoping it won't need surgery.


Let's hope for the best. :)
kali
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
It takes a screw and a NUT!
sometimes you feel like a Nut

sometimes you don't!
Ned'sTesticles
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
We need to talk...i have questions.


I knew this was coming one of these days.... well, when a boy and a girl like eachother......
XMECUTIONER
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Let's hope for the best. :)

I appreciate that.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by SexyMomma
Hey there XM
My arm hurts, not enough sleep, but other than that feeling peachy. :D


How are you doing?



hey sexy...i want ask how you are doing...hello dar.
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
It takes a screw and a NUT!
Com-ple-mentary things of Nature!!!
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
... that still doesn't stop you from challenging me to naked swordfights every thursday :rolleyes:



uh....wizie wasn't supose to know about that!
SexyMomma
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
hey sexy...i want ask how you are doing...hello dar.




Hey there, But I can ask you: How are you doing?
Ned'sTesticles
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Hi baby! Love you and your MEMBRANES! Heading outta here on time I think, but I am gonna be out of my office for the next hour!


hiya kitten.... you stay the hell away from my membranes damnit!!! Gimme a call when ya get outta work then :j2:
Mr.Tucson
Was there a vote today?????? :scratch:
Corky the 'Tard
:fart:

What's up everyone!? Drive by 'Tarding!!! HIT THE DIZZECK!
Ned'sTesticles
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
uh....wizie wasn't supose to know about that!


yeah... she's the one that makes sure I stay put on thursdays :(
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard
:fart:

What's up everyone!? Drive by 'Tarding!!! HIT THE DIZZECK!

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