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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
What?!! And give yourself another hole to stick your dick in? BK would be jealous.. :o |
uh honey...it's not the net i'm trying to put my pecker into. :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
That shit literally isn't funny...it's happened to me twice... :( |
*Cue* the video of the girl in the hot tub!!!!!!! :D |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
off to radiation...back in bout an hour
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Bye Hippie...:sadbye: |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
That shit literally isn't funny...it's happened to me twice... :( |
That's hawt |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mctwin2kman
Whats up Marks! |
hey yorkie...how are ya? |
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| Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Hey Now FA FA
Mac---hine |
Hey Now!
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
hey fa fa how are ya? |
Doing good how is it hanging? |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
uh honey...it's not the net i'm trying to put my pecker into. :D |
:omfg: But you'll need something a little larger than a "pecker" to poke a hole in my net. |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
*Cue* the video of the girl in the hot tub!!!!!!! :D |
Mr T, was that in yesterdays thread or Fridays? |
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| mikeh77 |
| Am I listening to a UFC infomercial or a Zcience commercial? :scratch: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
:omfg: But you'll need something a little larger than a "pecker" to poke a hole in my net. |
"Needle Dick The Bug Fucker" Say it Bee. Say it!!!!!! :D :D |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
LMFAO dude you have me almost in tears with that one. |
I aim to please :D Gotta go build some things outta stuff for a bit... be back in a while |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
That's hawt |
No, it wasn't. Not when it was coming out of both ends. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
*Cue* the video of the girl in the hot tub!!!!!!! :D |
how funny is that video? I have it at work but not here. :mad: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by gocakron
Mr T, was that in yesterdays thread or Fridays? |
Friday's,,,,,I think. |
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| PaleTimber |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
off to radiation...back in bout an hour
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be safe girl.....our best to your mom... |
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| Hippiebitch |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
*Cue* the video of the girl in the hot tub!!!!!!! :D |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
:omfg: But you'll need something a little larger than a "pecker" to poke a hole in my net. |
I'll cut the net and poke the hole. :D |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by mikeh77
Am I listening to a UFC infomercial or a Zcience commercial? :scratch: |
Both
UFC4 finale, the winners got $100,000 UFC deal and $100,000 Xycience promo deal |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
how funny is that video? I have it at work but not here. :mad: |
Very funny but fricken gross too |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
I aim to please :D Gotta go build some things outta stuff for a bit... be back in a while |
yeah right...just tell the truth. I know you are over there rubbing the orbital sander over your pecker. |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
"Needle Dick The Bug Fucker" Say it Bee. Say it!!!!!! :D :D |
:blowjob: |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm
Very funny but fricken gross too |
alright was it you or teeroy that called in yesterday and got a free bubba care package? LOL |
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| Miller |
| Get your dick questions ready...your friend and mine....dr mark is coming soon. :D |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
yeah right...just tell the truth. I know you are over there rubbing the orbital sander over your pecker. |
Ouch But it is okay if he puts on the polishing pad :D |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
alright was it you or teeroy that called in yesterday and got a free bubba care package? LOL |
Not me... I missed it maybe it was Teeroy |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Get your dick questions ready...your friend and mine....dr mark is coming soon. :D |
DIdnt see Dr. Bore in the show schedule,,,,,,,,, :dontknow: |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Ouch But it is okay if he puts on the polishing pad :D |
Rumor has it he likes the fury....pads best. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm
Not me... I missed it maybe it was Teeroy |
you missed it? The guy was pretty good. he called in to mark out to ned and ned was giving him shit then they turned on the guy and wanted to know why canadians are shitty tipers. I think the guy started out wanting someone in the us to send him the second free radio deal. LOL |
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| mikeh77 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
DIdnt see Dr. Bore in the show schedule,,,,,,,,, :dontknow: |
God dont even joke about something like that... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Rumor has it he likes the fury....pads best. |
You mean that DDJ is Ned's Mult!?!?!?!?!?!??! :doh: |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
DIdnt see Dr. Bore in the show schedule,,,,,,,,, :dontknow: |
All I know is Bubba said Dr. Mark in today but then agian he was confused on which day it was so maybe i'm wrong. |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
You mean that DDJ is Ned's Mult!?!?!?!?!?!??! :doh: |
:rofl: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by mikeh77
God dont even joke about something like that... |
It's Tucker Tuesdays and Dr. Yawn is Thursday,,,, |
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| Miller |
LOL that's the video. Good shit...really LOL |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| :omfg: At&T call |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
you missed it? The guy was pretty good. he called in to mark out to ned and ned was giving him shit then they turned on the guy and wanted to know why canadians are shitty tipers. I think the guy started out wanting someone in the us to send him the second free radio deal. LOL |
I see the shitty tipper discussion. Yesterday was a Stat holiday and I was out buying slate tile with the old lady.
Anyone capture that call? |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Nice find Go!!!!!! :D |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Nice find Go!!!!!! :D |
Thx, that site kicks ass |
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| Siobhans Penis |
how the hell is that possible :scratch: did it air like that? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
Hey Now!
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Hey Fa-Fa! |
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| gocakron |
| think its on at 9:30p now, so beyond safe harbor???? |
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| mctwin2kman |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
hey yorkie...how are ya? |
Doing good bud. Just screwing around at work and letting the last hour go by! :D |
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| VicRomano |
| Jesus, I just scanned thru the 12 boobs entry requirements and release forms...thanks to that bitch that tried to sue bubba, it's like getting clearence to a nuclear site!!! |
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| QueenBee |
| Hey, wait a minute. Where's Ned? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
off to radiation...back in bout an hour
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Get them 'Doobies' ready for later.... |
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| mctwin2kman |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm
hello 2kman |
Hey Now! My fine tipping Canadian Friend! :D |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by VicRomano
Jesus, I just scanned thru the 12 boobs entry requirements and release forms...thanks to that bitch that tried to sue bubba, it's like getting clearence to a nuclear site!!! |
You need boobs? |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
Hey, wait a minute. Where's Ned? |
He was there for just a second at the beginning. Said one sentence,,,,,, |
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| Banqchef |
| This is funny as hell Bubba is doing his comercials live with all the mess ups |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by VicRomano
Jesus, I just scanned thru the 12 boobs entry requirements and release forms...thanks to that bitch that tried to sue bubba, it's like getting clearence to a nuclear site!!! |
Exactly, keeps all the dumb bitches too stupid to fill out paper work from getting tits. |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by gocakron
think its on at 9:30p now, so beyond safe harbor???? |
You can say Fuck past 9:30 on Fox.... yeah right.. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
alright was it you or teeroy that called in yesterday and got a free bubba care package? LOL |
I thought it was TeeRoy |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I heard a rumor that www.mommalovespussy.com is registered to someone in Tucson AZ. :D |
"Fuck you!! You look like a big pile of shit with eyes! You are a pyramid of shit!" :D |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm
I see the shitty tipper discussion. Yesterday was a Stat holiday and I was out buying slate tile with the old lady.
Anyone capture that call? |
I'm not sure. D-Rob sometimes gets them. |
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| Siobhans Penis |
:omfg: that was the greatest clip, damn near like the real thing :bigclap: way to go Goc!!! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mctwin2kman
Doing good bud. Just screwing around at work and letting the last hour go by! :D |
you are almost home free. can you take a nap and get rested for the evening? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
Hey, wait a minute. Where's Ned? |
He's running the 12 beers of christmas deal. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
Hey, wait a minute. Where's Ned? |
What do you mean...we were attacked??????????????? ( Pres. Bush as WTC burns) |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef
This is funny as hell Bubba is doing his comercials live with all the mess ups |
i was enjoying that as well. |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
What do you mean...we were attacked??????????????? ( Pres. Bush as WTC burns) |
Oh, be quiet, you!. :begood: |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| 3 holes no waiting Doc? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
What do you mean...we were attacked??????????????? ( Pres. Bush as WTC burns) |
:lol: |
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| mctwin2kman |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
you are almost home free. can you take a nap and get rested for the evening? |
Shit I wish. Damn office has windows in the front so people know I am in here. Desk faces them, with a 19 inch LCD in front of it. I do have half curtains so as to not see the idiot dealers through the door way in front of my office that has a counter in front of it. Thank god for them. But alas no ability to hide in here. Damn....
Gotta go smoke a cig now to kill a few minutes. Can smoke out in the auction lanes so at least I do not have to worry about the damn weather. :D Back in a few! |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I'm not sure. D-Rob sometimes gets them. |
Yea that would be cool if he did as i would like to hear it |
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| Miller |
| Brent can't be PD unless he buys a new truck and wraps it in foil. :D |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mctwin2kman
Shit I wish. Damn office has windows in the front so people know I am in here. Desk faces them, with a 19 inch LCD in front of it. I do have half curtains so as to not see the idiot dealers through the door way in front of my office that has a counter in front of it. Thank god for them. But alas no ability to hide in here. Damn....
Gotta go smoke a cig now to kill a few minutes. Can smoke out in the auction lanes so at least I do not have to worry about the damn weather. :D Back in a few! |
you should make up a rule that you don't accept any work after 3 because you need the last 2 hours to catch up from the day. |
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| mikeh77 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Brent can't be PD unless he buys a new truck and wraps it in foil. :D |
Brents not too far away from buying symbols from Reilly. |
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| Heatherwiz |
I just saw a guy at the Wawa that looked just like BK... wonder where he is today...
o.O |
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| Zeke |
| So, Russ from connecticut is a SUPER Duper MARK....Has he been here?...OR is he a 5%er??? |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Brent can't be PD unless he buys a new truck and wraps it in foil. :D |
bwhahahaha
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
You can say Fuck past 9:30 on Fox.... yeah right.. |
http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.../611110301/1005
In broadcasting, particularly in the United States of America, the term safe harbor can refer to the hours during which broadcasters may transmit material deemed indecent for children. This "safe harbor", enforced by the Federal Communications Commission, extends - legally - from 10 PM to 6 AM. |
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| VicRomano |
Quote: Originally posted by QueenBee
You need boobs? |
lol...no, and niether does my wife...I was just curious...silly. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by mikeh77
Brents not too far away from buying symbols from Reilly. |
I was going to buy one until brother martin priced them out of my range |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
I just saw a guy at the Wawa that looked just like BK... wonder where he is today...
o.O |
Or it could be that the special olympics are in town for the day. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
I just saw a guy at the Wawa that looked just like BK... wonder where he is today...
o.O |
my guess is he's jerking his meat in the corner to a pic of Jeff Gordon while reading stories about the goverment spraying chemicals in the sky. :D |
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| VicRomano |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
Exactly, keeps all the dumb bitches too stupid to fill out paper work from getting tits. |
hahaha....exactly...and the dumb-ass dudes that are trying to impress some random chick by telling her he can get her some free titties.... |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by VicRomano
lol...no, and niether does my wife...I was just curious...silly. |
I tried getting my girl to do it but she reversed the heat on me and asked if they werent good enough or what. So I tucked my tail and just dropped it. :D |
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| artiefan711 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
my guess is he's jerking his meat in the corner to a pic of Jeff Gordon while reading stories about the goverment spraying chemicals in the sky. :D |
WHHHAAAAHHHAAA that is fuckin funny man, you are so right, great line! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
my guess is he's jerking his meat in the corner to a pic of Jeff Gordon while reading stories about the goverment spraying chemicals in the sky. :D |
:lol: Jerkin to Jeff Gordon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
I tried getting my girl to do it but she reversed the heat on me and asked if they werent good enough or what. So I tucked my tail and just dropped it. :D |
Same here.... no sex for a month.... :o |
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| artiefan711 |
| Alberta Canada, hey..... |
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| XMECUTIONER |
| Damn meetings. Should have known I'd get called away. What did I miss? |
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| QueenBee |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
I tried getting my girl to do it but she reversed the heat on me and asked if they werent good enough or what. So I tucked my tail and just dropped it. :D |
:jj: |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
I tried getting my girl to do it but she reversed the heat on me and asked if they werent good enough or what. So I tucked my tail and just dropped it. :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
Alberta Canada, hey..... |
It's aboot time they took some phone calls!!!!!! ;) |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
I tried getting my girl to do it but she reversed the heat on me and asked if they werent good enough or what. So I tucked my tail and just dropped it. :D |
Good choice buddy |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
:lol: Jerkin to Jeff Gordon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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:lol: Jerkin to droping chemicals fromthe sky,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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| gocakron |
Scarbough said it
he did it on purpose cause they are a news org |
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| VicRomano |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
I tried getting my girl to do it but she reversed the heat on me and asked if they werent good enough or what. So I tucked my tail and just dropped it. :D |
ahhhahaha...Good idea...... |
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| Siobhans Penis |
This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
Alberta Canada, hey..... |
Gee there must be another on. that probably was Teeroys brother |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by XMECUTIONER
Damn meetings. Should have known I'd get called away. What did I miss? |
Sean Sherk interview, and another nasty teacher |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
:lol: Jerkin to droping chemicals fromthe sky,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
:spit: :nono: :rofl: |
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| artiefan711 |
| Here goes Chip, sounding crazy again today... |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
HAHAH that picture is fucking great. Gotta save that one for sure. |
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