| DevilDog |
Seriously. I was listening to his whole rant about how he can't keep up with Heather and the whole story about his wknd with her, the french bread pizzas and her going to town on herself with the kangaroo toy or whatever it was. She sounds like a filthy, slutty girl and would pay to have my wife act like that even for a minute.
On the flip side, Bubba, I know how you feel I'm almost 35 and feel like sex is an afterthought at this point in my life. I'm pathetic. |
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| MDHollinger |
Damn right, she sounds like the perfect wife - hot, agrees to have a boob job, maybe a lift and tuck in a few years to keep those things up where they should be... It must be intimidating though if you can't keep a hottie like her satisfied - anyone who saw the episode of Lucky Louie when his neighbor's wife starts using the vibrator will tell you... it can't end well.
Devildog - here's a tip. Spend a few minutes writing down everything you would want your wife to do, and then tell all of your friends that your wife actually does everything on the list. As they say, fake it till you make it
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| DevilDog |
Quote: Originally posted by MDHollinger
Damn right, she sounds like the perfect wife - hot, agrees to have a boob job, maybe a lift and tuck in a few years to keep those things up where they should be... It must be intimidating though if you can't keep a hottie like her satisfied - anyone who saw the episode of Lucky Louie when his neighbor's wife starts using the vibrator will tell you... it can't end well.
Devildog - here's a tip. Spend a few minutes writing down everything you would want your wife to do, and then tell all of your friends that your wife actually does everything on the list. As they say, fake it till you make it
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I agree with you all the way with the exception of implants. I fucking HATE fake tits. Only thing that slightly ruins my fantasy of Heather.
I like your suggestion..... |
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| dan tana |
| i agree i love natural tits, but the clamp ons are ok. how else are the pretty thin bitches gonna be toppless dancers? |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by MDHollinger
Damn right, she sounds like the perfect wife - hot, agrees to have a boob job, maybe a lift and tuck in a few years to keep those things up where they should be... It must be intimidating though if you can't keep a hottie like her satisfied - anyone who saw the episode of Lucky Louie when his neighbor's wife starts using the vibrator will tell you... it can't end well.
Devildog - here's a tip. Spend a few minutes writing down everything you would want your wife to do, and then tell all of your friends that your wife actually does everything on the list. As they say, fake it till you make it
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The boob job wont make her happy its more than that, Bought my wife the bolt ons, but it's always the next step $. Drawer full of kangaroos just collecting dust, time changes things. Just sayin. |
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| bababored |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
The boob job wont make her happy its more than that, Bought my wife the bolt ons, but it's always the next step $. Drawer full of kangaroos just collecting dust, time changes things. Just sayin. |
yeah, they aren't married yet.... let's see what happens after a few years of wedded bliss. not hatin, just sayin. marriage is no cake walk. |
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