| Siobhans Penis |
| Thanks HM and Zeke :hw: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
These were the chicks from the Bunny ranch this mornin..... Disgusting if you ask me, the person in the middle looks like a man..... |
After a few drinks, sitting in a dimly lit room ( with half naked chicks walking around) and anticipating a BJ or Hump...They all look great.... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Not impressed with those She-Males,,,,,,,,yeeeeesh!!!!! |
Not today, anyway.... |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
After a few drinks, sitting in a dimly lit room ( with half naked chicks walking around) and anticipating a BJ or Hump...They all look great.... |
Except for the one in the purple. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
no idea what you two are talking about but it sounds promising |
PM on the way |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Thanks HM and Zeke :hw: |
No problem SP. Hey I downloaded the soundtrack for the Tenacious D movie. While it's not as good as their first album, it's still pretty fucking funny, and the music is actually better than the first album, especially the song with Ronnie James Dio. |
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
some one should develop a site that redirects with out changing your browsers settings |
One Word.......
Circumventor!
Google it. |
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| PaleTimber |
| ok todays darkside q?....ever been to a whore house? |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
network.....mmmm no sites that will redirect with out letting my firewall see it? |
I TAKE IT YOUR NOT THE NETWORK ADMIN??? Not trying to be smartass
the firewall probably resides on ip address the same as yours but with .1 on the end, and if you know the password, make the site accessable |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Black Titts..... :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
ok todays darkside q?....ever been to a whore house? |
Hell yea. I was over at Miller's house last week. :D |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
No problem SP. Hey I downloaded the soundtrack for the Tenacious D movie. While it's not as good as their first album, it's still pretty fucking funny, and the music is actually better than the first album, especially the song with Ronnie James Dio. |
has it been released yet?, if so ive gotta go get it.....
The Gilbert songs are crackin me up.... |
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| beezR |
| 1 more post til full darksidedness. :D |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
has it been released yet?, if so ive gotta go get it.....
The Gilbert songs are crackin me up.... |
I know it was released on iTunes, that's where I got it from. I'd say it's in the stores, it was released on Tuesday so I'm sure it was released everywhere else. |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
ok todays darkside q?....ever been to a whore house? |
Never, and I never will, unless there's some unfortunate accident leaving me faceless and unable to attract women. I could never bring myself to pay for sex. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by beezR
1 more post til full darksidedness. :D |
Let's get ready for ball bustin!!!!!! Nice work Beezr!!!! :D |
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| mctwin2kman |
| Well Happy Hump Day Mizzarks! Was listening to Stern all morning now I have to wait another 3 hours and about 18 minutes. May have to actually do some work today to kill time I guess. :D |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
ok todays darkside q?....ever been to a whore house? |
not saying it was me, but I know this guy when he was Amsterdam, got a BJ from hot little 10 for 20 bones......... :whistle: |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by beezR
1 more post til full darksidedness. :D |
:bigclap: niiiiicee.... no penis pics please Tuscon might have a heartattack :D |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by gocakron
I TAKE IT YOUR NOT THE NETWORK ADMIN??? Not trying to be smartass
the firewall probably resides on ip address the same as yours but with .1 on the end, and if you know the password, make the site accessable |
I have another thought for yeah, do you get like a free hompage with your home internet service, use instead of homepage as FTP and just pull the photos over from there
for example, I have TWC--RR service and it would have a safe ip address |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
not saying it was me, but I know this guy when he was Amsterdam, got a BJ from hot little 10 for 20 bones......... :whistle: |
Hot little 10yr for 20 bones......
:lol:
Sig Alert Sig Alert...... sorry Oug :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
Never, and I never will, unless there's some unfortunate accident leaving me faceless and unable to attract women. I could never bring myself to pay for sex. |
I'm paying for sex every payday,,,,,,,,, :rolleyes: I get my paycheck cashed into quarters, when I walk in the front door I throw them all over the living room. When she bends over to pick them up,,,,well,,,you can figure it out from there,,,,, :D |
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| teeroy |
| morning marks. :hw: |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Hot little 10yr for 20 bones......
:lol:
Sig Alert Sig Alert...... sorry Oug :D |
that's good but I heard the chic was 19 years old.......... :p |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
ok todays darkside q?....ever been to a whore house? |
Does Oriental Massage Place count? |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I'm paying for sex every payday,,,,,,,,, :rolleyes: I get my paycheck cashed into quarters, when I walk in the front door I throw them all over the living room. When she bends over to pick them up,,,,well,,,you can figure it out from there,,,,, :D |
:rofl: :rofl: :jj:
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I'm paying for sex every payday,,,,,,,,, :rolleyes: I get my paycheck cashed into quarters, when I walk in the front door I throw them all over the living room. When she bends over to pick them up,,,,well,,,you can figure it out from there,,,,, :D |
I almost pissed myself laughin at that one :jj:
That is straight out of the Ned playbook there |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning marks. :hw: |
:hw: nice Joke on the Joke Hunt last night :jj: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by gocakron
dude, what type of program opens that file with Pam |
Did it work????????????????????? |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
I'm paying for sex every payday,,,,,,,,, :rolleyes: I get my paycheck cashed into quarters, when I walk in the front door I throw them all over the living room. When she bends over to pick them up,,,,well,,,you can figure it out from there,,,,, :D |
That's good Mr. T............... :funny: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning marks. :hw: |
A REAL Radio celebrity is with us!!!!!!!! Hey TEE!!!! :hw: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
that's good but I heard the chic was 19 years old.......... :p |
You porked a child of 10....That's fucked up dude................ |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Did it work????????????????????? |
I had to download the free DIVX Player deal; worked fine after that
Windows Media Player and Quicktime wouldnt open it |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Penny Crone is an attention whore...... Whining Bitch....... |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
:hw: nice Joke on the Joke Hunt last night :jj: |
I tried to think of the most obscure joke I'd ever heard so I could win a shirt. don't think he heard that one! |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
:rofl: :rofl: :jj:
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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This Post Is Useless Without Pictures |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
This Post Is Useless Without Pictures |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'd post it but it would burn your eyes out!!!!!!! :D :D :D |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
:hw: nice Joke on the Joke Hunt last night :jj: |
Let us know when you get the T-Shirt............ |
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| hurtinminorkey |
| I understand the whole dating is actually paying for sex, but I do the dating thing, just the sex part. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
I tried to think of the most obscure joke I'd ever heard so I could win a shirt. don't think he heard that one! |
:dontknow: and the joke was???? |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Let us know when you get the T-Shirt............ |
will do. |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Penny Crone is an attention whore...... Whining Bitch....... |
I love it when everyone plays jokes on her...just gold! |
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| artiefan711 |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
Sure SP, some guy named DJ or PJ from Kentucky sent the show a letter claiming he was the head of the KKK there in Kentucky, and he also sent in that shirt that 25's wearing. Ned called him back and recorded it for a bit, they played a little, then Bubba got pissed because of all the N word references and didn't play the rest. |
More Tim the Taliban bullshit and that bit was probably radio fucking gold! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
I love it when everyone plays jokes on her...just gold! |
"Hey Penny, go wash your pussy." Rev Bob Levy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AAAAAhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hahahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
I love it when everyone plays jokes on her...just gold! |
Ronnie is relentless , I think he just wants to watch her cry.... :jj:
Levy just told her to wash her pussy.... :D |
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| artiefan711 |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
I tried to think of the most obscure joke I'd ever heard so I could win a shirt. don't think he heard that one! |
I thought that was you troy! great work you are such a canadian.... |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Nice idea unless the filter checks its logs and has the company review all new websites. |
Ahhh thats different. |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Breaking News...........
Robin took a shit at work.... :jj: |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
:dontknow: and the joke was???? |
Dirty Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher says to the class, "of all God's creatures, people are the only ones that can talk". Johnny's hand shoots up, the teacher sighs, and says, "yes Johnny?" Johnny stands up and says "that's not true, teacher, just the other day I saw a cat that could talk" teacher says "oh? explain please" Johnny says "well, I was outside playing with my Rottweiler and this cat jumped over the fence into my yard, and when he saw my dog, he went FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! but before he could say Fuck Off, my dog ate him"...... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by gocakron
I had to download the free DIVX Player deal; worked fine after that
Windows Media Player and Quicktime wouldnt open it |
WMP needs the DivX codec...and quicktime sucks...Media Player Classic has Real Player Alternative and Quicktime Alternative....they take the place of them and are better...Individual setup for both...FREE...also I have VLC Player...will play anything.....Also have WinAmp.......this is a cool site http://www.free-codecs.com/download...yer_Classic.htm |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Ronnie is relentless , I think he just wants to watch her cry.... :jj:
Levy just told her to wash her pussy.... :D |
Ronnie like's to make her cry... Has she ever gotten anyone name right the first time?
She needs to know she there for one reason only...that's for everyone to make fun of her!
Plus how many cops has she blown?.... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
Dirty Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher says to the class, "of all God's creatures, people are the only ones that can talk". Johnny's hand shoots up, the teacher sighs, and says, "yes Johnny?" Johnny stands up and says "that's not true, teacher, just the other day I saw a cat that could talk" teacher says "oh? explain please" Johnny says "well, I was outside playing with my Rottweiler and this cat jumped over the fence into my yard, and when he saw my dog, he went FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! but before he could say Fuck Off, my dog ate him"...... |
:ep: :ep: :ep: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'd post it but it would burn your eyes out!!!!!!! :D :D :D |
EYE |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan711
More Tim the Taliban bullshit and that bit was probably radio fucking gold! |
Yeah, you're right...it started off funny as hell. |
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| Banqchef |
Well im on my way to another interview wish me luck even though im a 1%er
I'll be back in time for the show today |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
EYE |
:opps: |
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| hurtinminorkey |
| Good luck chef. |
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| teeroy |
| gave Jackie the punchline, and he told me to tell the joke, so I don't think he's heard it, he never clearly said if he did or not, took my addy anyways. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef
Well im on my way to another interview wish me luck even though im a 1%er
I'll be back in time for the show today |
:bigup: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
I tried to think of the most obscure joke I'd ever heard so I could win a shirt. don't think he heard that one! |
Hail TeeRoy! Media Whore Extraordinaire |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Ronnie like's to make her cry... Has she ever gotten anyone name right the first time?
She needs to know she there for one reason only...that's for everyone to make fun of her!
Plus how many cops has she blown?.... |
Pennys so old she still owes Moses a dollar. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef
Well im on my way to another interview wish me luck even though im a 1%er
I'll be back in time for the show today |
good luck chef. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Hail TeeRoy! Media Whore Extraordinaire |
or bored truck driver with lots of time on his hands extrordinaire......... |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Teeroy did u get through to Bubba last night, last caller sounded like you? :scratch: |
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| hurtinminorkey |
| Didn't I see Pale here earlier? No pics though right? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef
Well im on my way to another interview wish me luck even though im a 1%er
I'll be back in time for the show today |
Good Luck Banq! :bigup: |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Teeroy did u get through to Bubba last night, last caller sounded like you? :scratch: |
no, was trying tho |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
Didn't I see Pale here earlier? No pics though right? |
He's having issues with a firewall at work. Can't get the pics,,,,,,,, :mad: :mad: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
no, was trying tho |
TeeRoy Is The Original Demon Dialer |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
Didn't I see Pale here earlier? No pics though right? |
Your right... wheres the pics?
Yo Intern AF lets get it movin over here :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Shit, it could be a 7000th post day for me,,,,,,,,,I need to get busy!!!!! :rolleyes: :D |
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| oug13 |
| Look the last names in order.... :lol: |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Shit, it could be a 7000th post day for me,,,,,,,,,I need to get busy!!!!! :rolleyes: :D |
You can do it! Only 98 posts to go. |
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| Siobhans Penis |
| Oug thats hilarious :rofl: |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Look the last names in order.... :lol: |
That's hilarious, what team is that? Looks like the Arkansas Razorbacks. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Look the last names in order.... :lol: |
:bigclap: :spit: |
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| teeroy |
| last nite was a shitty nite for me. worked 15 hrs yesterday, and in hr 12, I managed to hook a tarp strap into the flesh of my hand, between my thumb and forefinger, driving the hook end toward the palm of my hand under the hide. packed it with snow to stop the bleeding, finished chaining down the mac hine, and drove 3 hrs out of the bush, and parked my loaded truck in the parking lot of the hospital, went in and got 3 stitches in my left hand. oh, did I mention I'm left handed? took pics of the wound if anyone's interested...... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
He's having issues with a firewall at work. Can't get the pics,,,,,,,, :mad: :mad: |
He should try one of the 'anonymizers'..... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
You can do it! Only 98 posts to go. |
If I didn't lose an hour on the drive home, it would be easy. :D |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
last nite was a shitty nite for me. worked 15 hrs yesterday, and in hr 12, I managed to hook a tarp strap into the flesh of my hand, between my thumb and forefinger, driving the hook end toward the palm of my hand under the hide. packed it with snow to stop the bleeding, finished chaining down the mac hine, and drove 3 hrs out of the bush, and parked my loaded truck in the parking lot of the hospital, went in and got 3 stitches in my left hand. oh, did I mention I'm left handed? took pics of the wound if anyone's interested...... |
sure why not, its not lunchtime yet..... :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
last nite was a shitty nite for me. worked 15 hrs yesterday, and in hr 12, I managed to hook a tarp strap into the flesh of my hand, between my thumb and forefinger, driving the hook end toward the palm of my hand under the hide. packed it with snow to stop the bleeding, finished chaining down the mac hine, and drove 3 hrs out of the bush, and parked my loaded truck in the parking lot of the hospital, went in and got 3 stitches in my left hand. oh, did I mention I'm left handed? took pics of the wound if anyone's interested...... |
Hell ya. Do show! Do Show! :D |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
If I didn't lose an hour on the drive home, it would be easy. :D |
If not today, then definitely tomorrow. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Look the last names in order.... :lol: |
Different Lettering....faked |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Hell ya. Do show! Do Show! :D |
K, will do transfer, BRB |
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| PaleTimber |
| ok zeke pm back at ya..... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
If not today, then definitely tomorrow. |
:yes: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Different Lettering....faked |
Oh sure, bring down the party,,,,,,, ;) |
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| PaleTimber |
| I went to the mustang ranch once.....it was an adventure thingy...some thing I always wanted to do..... |
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| Scales |
Good day all.
Teeroy, I heard your joke. Funny thing was, I wondered if the Albertan who phoned in before you, was you - and then you were the next caller and I knew it was you.
I'd never heard that joke before. Jackie got my address and shirt size via email a couple of weeks back after some back and forth emails, where I gave him a crapload of jokes. Still no shirt however. |
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| Hippiebitch |
Morning Marks....
some waffles for breakfast today?
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| Siobhans Penis |
Here's the nasty shit we are listening to right now on Howard 101 :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Siobhans Penis
Here's the nasty shit we are listening to right now on Howard 101 :D |
Time to switch to 103,,,,, ;) |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
Morning Marks....
some waffles for breakfast today?
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:bigclap: :bigclap: Mornin HB. How's Mom doing? :( |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
last nite was a shitty nite for me. worked 15 hrs yesterday, and in hr 12, I managed to hook a tarp strap into the flesh of my hand, between my thumb and forefinger, driving the hook end toward the palm of my hand under the hide. packed it with snow to stop the bleeding, finished chaining down the mac hine, and drove 3 hrs out of the bush, and parked my loaded truck in the parking lot of the hospital, went in and got 3 stitches in my left hand. oh, did I mention I'm left handed? took pics of the wound if anyone's interested...... |
Pussy.... Saskatchewan boys would have rubbed dirt in it and then stitched it themselves...
Seriously though, that sucks and sounds painfull - but that's what you get for being left handed. |
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| Hippiebitch |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
:bigclap: :bigclap: Mornin HB. How's Mom doing? :( |
still breathing... spent yesterday hurling.
these damned daily radiation treatments that are sposed to make her bones feel better screw up her esophagus.
hard to stay positive. I hate sick people haha |
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| hurtinminorkey |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
Morning Marks....
some waffles for breakfast today?
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Damn those look good, now I'm hungry, thanks Hippie. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by PaleTimber
ok zeke pm back at ya..... |
and back to you |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Anyone who is thinkin about eating beware Teeroys posting pics.............................
Of Tuscon :hw: |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by hurtinminorkey
Damn those look good, now I'm hungry, thanks Hippie. |
Lunch time here......cya in hour |
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