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| Did you have a huge dicked guy in your high school locker room?
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| Major Player |
| I had this Lutheran minister's son whom I played football with at my high school. He was always the fastest to get dressed and undressed and kissed the teachers and coaches ass. He always walked to the shower with his towel to the side and his huge uncircumsized dick swinging from side to side like a goddamn hammer. We called him "Rodongal" behind his back as a take on his last name. The funny thing was he was such a goody two shoes he was a virgin until he was married at like 22. His wife was too. I felt sorry for that poor bitch her wedding night-I hope they had Astroglide! If I had his dick I would be making a living in porn, not fucking farming! |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by Major Player
I had this Lutheran minister's son whom I played football with at my high school. He was always the fastest to get dressed and undressed and kissed the teachers and coaches ass. He always walked to the shower with his towel to the side and his huge uncircumsized dick swinging from side to side like a goddamn hammer. We called him "Rodongal" behind his back as a take on his last name. The funny thing was he was such a goody two shoes he was a virgin until he was married at like 22. His wife was too. I felt sorry for that poor bitch her wedding night-I hope they had Astroglide! If I had his dick I would be making a living in porn, not fucking farming! |
Thats Hawt! :pirate: |
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| Scales |
Yes, but unfortunately it was me.
It actually was really embarrasing. The guys called me "Chief Draggingpenis", and "Monster Cock Wunsch". They used to try to pull my pants down in front of girls in the hallway, all the time, ask to see it at parties, try to suck it while I was sleeping....
Just kidding. I have no sympathy for those with huge penises, they can all go fuck themselves. |
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| asshat |
| What the fuck? Wow, somehow I managed to never see some other guy's swinging trunk. I wonder how I managed to do that..... |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by asshat
What the fuck? Wow, somehow I managed to never see some other guy's swinging trunk. I wonder how I managed to do that..... |
Me either bro, me either. I would assume that is because we are not fags, unlike the thread starter. I was in there to shower and get the fuck out, I didn't hang out and make small talk while I checked out other dicks. |
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| ColumbiaChris |
| What is this......fag chat? Tell the story to playgirl homo |
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| Major Player |
| Bubba started to talk about it at the end of the show yesterday- and I knew had a damn good story about it. I still hang around my old high school football teammates besides Rodongal and it usually gets brought up when we are drinking and bullshitting. One of my friends whose wife was a classmate of ours didn't know yet how big Rodongal was. I could not believe after 10 years of marriage they hadn't talked about it, he tends to K-5 more stuff from his wife than I do since she is a bit of a prude. I told her she missed out. |
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| Baseball_Fury |
Yeah...a kid named Robin. His schlonger quickly earned him the nickname, "Clubber".
His kid brother was "Mallet". |
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| drchevy |
| O.....K......, im leaving the "i love cock" chat room |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by drchevy
O.....K......, im leaving the "i love cock" chat room |
:rolleyes: |
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| TheLobot |
| My brother-in-law's nickname is "tripod". You figure it out. |
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| insulin |
| Absofuckinlutely! We had this guy- HUGE COCK! I'm as "non-faggot" as they come, but this guys throckmorton was down right scary! The guy wasn't exactly a "playa" t/f didn't get any puss in high school. Kind of like the guy with the new Camaro in school....... "If only I had that dick for 1 day........." I'm sure his wife is happy now a days...... Alrightthen- Have a nice day. |
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| bababored |
Quote: Originally posted by insulin
Absofuckinlutely! We had this guy- HUGE COCK! I'm as "non-faggot" as they come, but this guys throckmorton was down right scary! The guy wasn't exactly a "playa" t/f didn't get any puss in high school. Kind of like the guy with the new Camaro in school....... "If only I had that dick for 1 day........." I'm sure his wife is happy now a days...... Alrightthen- Have a nice day. |
throckmorton! :rofl: |
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| Siobhans Penis |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
Me either bro, me either. I would assume that is because we are not fags, unlike the thread starter. I was in there to shower and get the fuck out, I didn't hang out and make small talk while I checked out other dicks. |
True that, I prefered not to look at another guys "swingin dick" when Im jumpin in the shower..... U sir are a fag :D |
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