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| Tom from T.O. |
Bubba called in to The Show today and said he canceled his rehearsal dinner for Friday night so he could meet the crew after Howard's birthday dinner and go with them to the Doll House. Bad idea. The night before the wedding you don't drink and go to bed early, remaining attentive to your soon to be wife, otherwise you will pay the price for that night for many years to come.
Invite yourself and Brent to Howard's Birthday dinner Firday night, even if you are uncomfortable asking, do it, you can redeem somewhat with Heather for canceling the rehearsal dinner. Get home by no later than 10:30 and easy on the drinking. Then you don't drink on the wedding day until late in the evening near the end. You'll have the perfect wedding. Anything else and you will pay for years to come, they don't forget any blunders around these two nights.
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| Jaeger |
| Not to mention, If you get hammered the night before your wedding. You have a pretty good chance of your wedding ring not fitting. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
Bubba called in to The Show today and said he canceled his rehearsal dinner for Friday night so he could meet the crew after Howard's birthday dinner and go with them to the Doll House. Bad idea. The night before the wedding you don't drink and go to bed early, remaining attentive to your soon to be wife, otherwise you will pay the price for that night for many years to come.
Invite yourself and Brent to Howard's Birthday dinner Firday night, even if you are uncomfortable asking, do it, you can redeem somewhat with Heather for canceling the rehearsal dinner. Get home by no later than 10:30 and easy on the drinking. Then you don't drink on the wedding day until late in the evening near the end. You'll have the perfect wedding. Anything else and you will pay for years to come, they don't forget any blunders around these two nights.
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Oh, how caring a soul...for a fucking asswipe...who disrespects American servicemen and women during the Christmas holidays...
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...15&pagenumber=2
Even your fellow countrymen took a shit on you for your comments |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Oh, how caring a soul...for a fucking asswipe...who disrespects American servicemen and women during the Christmas holidays...
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...15&pagenumber=2
Even your fellow countrymen took a shit on you for your comments |
There is professional help available for you. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Oh, how caring a soul...for a fucking asswipe...who disrespects American servicemen and women during the Christmas holidays...
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...15&pagenumber=2
Even your fellow countrymen took a shit on you for your comments |
:bigup: Well put Zeke. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
:bigup: Well put Zeke. |
And I guess we know where that other asshole stands... |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Oh, how caring a soul...for a fucking asswipe...who disrespects American servicemen and women during the Christmas holidays...
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...15&pagenumber=2
Even your fellow countrymen took a shit on you for your comments |
I didn't disrespect anyone, I was specifically referring to the poem. The Christians usurped the pagan rituals of the winter solstice and used it to support their religion. Somewhere along the way peace started to get into the message of Christmas. Now the glorifiers of war use poetry to glamorize war and once again try and usurp Christmas for their own ends.
Just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I represent Canada here at SFN or anywhere else, it's the internet, riiiiiiiiight? I couldn't give a rat's ass if it's an Amercian disagreeing with me or a Canadian, you see I don't split the world into "teams."
Grow up. |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
:bigup: Well put Zeke. |
You too, well put! You and Zeke both certainly added alot to this thread. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
I didn't disrespect anyone, I was specifically referring to the poem. The Christians usurped the pagan rituals of the winter solstice and used it to support their religion. Somewhere along the way peace started to get into the message of Christmas. Now the glorifiers of war use poetry to glamorize war and once again try and usurp Christmas for their own ends.
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
Glorifying soldiers and war at Christmas time....bizarre. |
Just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I represent Canada here at SFN or anywhere else, it's the internet, riiiiiiiiight? I couldn't give a rat's ass if it's an Amercian disagreeing with me or a Canadian, you see I don't split the world into "teams."
Grow up. |
Right ...and you just had to post it there... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
You too, well put! You and Zeke both certainly added alot to this thread. |
Which is much more than you ever added to any post...friggin' inbred... |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
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Just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I represent Canada here at SFN or anywhere else, it's the internet, riiiiiiiiight? I couldn't give a rat's ass if it's an Amercian disagreeing with me or a Canadian, you see I don't split the world into "teams."
Grow up. |
Right ...and you just had to post it there... [/B][/QUOTE]
I should have quoted the poem but that is what I was referring to. |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Which is much more than you ever added to any post...friggin' inbred... |
Cunt rag. |
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| Zeke |
| Keep trying to backtrack...you friggin' waste and I'm not your mother...so call me something else... |
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| Swish |
| Can't you be more like your friend that killed himself, and do the same? Please? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
Can't you be more like your friend that killed himself, and do the same? Please? |
I'm glad that you're the same little fagola, that loves sucking my cock and licking my asshole and it is especially sweet when I cum and you gob it down like your mother... |
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| Major Player |
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
Bubba called in to The Show today and said he canceled his rehearsal dinner for Friday night so he could meet the crew after Howard's birthday dinner and go with them to the Doll House. Bad idea. The night before the wedding you don't drink and go to bed early, remaining attentive to your soon to be wife, otherwise you will pay the price for that night for many years to come.
Invite yourself and Brent to Howard's Birthday dinner Firday night, even if you are uncomfortable asking, do it, you can redeem somewhat with Heather for canceling the rehearsal dinner. Get home by no later than 10:30 and easy on the drinking. Then you don't drink on the wedding day until late in the evening near the end. You'll have the perfect wedding. Anything else and you will pay for years to come, they don't forget any blunders around these two nights.
:hw: |
I respectfully disagree with you on this. I was told to do the same by my priest. However since my bachelor party got snowed out the week before, we went to the strip bar after the rehearsal dinner. Usually they sucked there, but we had some pretty hot ones since it was deer season and they were bored since no one was hunting because of the big snow we apparently get every six years. One stripper was lacating and squirted milk all over one of my groomsmen, and he was pretty shy around girls. One stripper who was the hottest one I had seen there gave me a helluva dance. The next one who wasn't as hot, but still fuckable I think felt up my package. The last one I think had a possible burn mark, but besides that would have been way hot nibbled on my nutsack. I still think I got to bed by one, got up at seven, went and watered the cows. Got ready for the wedding. Got married. Had a helluva reception party where went through a shitload of booze. My bride got took to the titty bar where she got the same shit from those strippers in her wedding gown. My Dad went there to and got so freaked out he found out he had heart troubles and had to have a stint put in. I got drunk as fuck doing shots with my cousin who acts like Artie from Lyndhurst NJ. I went to the hotel and fucked the dog shit out of my wife three times. And am happily married ever since. Yeah give me the Colin Powell but funny rebutal and total shoot to this story. |
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| Jaeger |
Quote: Originally posted by Major Player
I respectfully disagree with you on this. I was told to do the same by my priest. However since my bachelor party got snowed out the week before, we went to the strip bar after the rehearsal dinner. Usually they sucked there, but we had some pretty hot ones since it was deer season and they were bored since no one was hunting because of the big snow we apparently get every six years. One stripper was lacating and squirted milk all over one of my groomsmen, and he was pretty shy around girls. One stripper who was the hottest one I had seen there gave me a helluva dance. The next one who wasn't as hot, but still fuckable I think felt up my package. The last one I think had a possible burn mark, but besides that would have been way hot nibbled on my nutsack. I still think I got to bed by one, got up at seven, went and watered the cows. Got ready for the wedding. Got married. Had a helluva reception party where went through a shitload of booze. My bride got took to the titty bar where she got the same shit from those strippers in her wedding gown. My Dad went there to and got so freaked out he found out he had heart troubles and had to have a stint put in. I got drunk as fuck doing shots with my cousin who acts like Artie from Lyndhurst NJ. I went to the hotel and fucked the dog shit out of my wife three times. And am happily married ever since. Yeah give me the Colin Powell but funny rebutal and total shoot to this story. |
Great story!!!!
And on topic even.............BRAVO.
I still hold true to my statement, about drinking way too much. It'll fuck up your ring sizing. |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Keep trying to backtrack...you friggin' waste and I'm not your mother...so call me something else... |
Ok Fudge Packer.
Back track?
This is what I said in your thread:
"Glorifying soldiers and war at Christmas time....bizarre."
The back track is in your complicated mind only but carry on if it makes you feel better. |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by Major Player
I respectfully disagree with you on this. I was told to do the same by my priest. However since my bachelor party got snowed out the week before, we went to the strip bar after the rehearsal dinner. Usually they sucked there, but we had some pretty hot ones since it was deer season and they were bored since no one was hunting because of the big snow we apparently get every six years. One stripper was lacating and squirted milk all over one of my groomsmen, and he was pretty shy around girls. One stripper who was the hottest one I had seen there gave me a helluva dance. The next one who wasn't as hot, but still fuckable I think felt up my package. The last one I think had a possible burn mark, but besides that would have been way hot nibbled on my nutsack. I still think I got to bed by one, got up at seven, went and watered the cows. Got ready for the wedding. Got married. Had a helluva reception party where went through a shitload of booze. My bride got took to the titty bar where she got the same shit from those strippers in her wedding gown. My Dad went there to and got so freaked out he found out he had heart troubles and had to have a stint put in. I got drunk as fuck doing shots with my cousin who acts like Artie from Lyndhurst NJ. I went to the hotel and fucked the dog shit out of my wife three times. And am happily married ever since. Yeah give me the Colin Powell but funny rebutal and total shoot to this story. |
Thsi may or may not sway Bubba but very compelling. |
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