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PROPS TO NED- Santa's Butt Beer Call - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics
Mr.Tucson
Holy shit Ned!!! That was a classic!!!!!!! :D :D :D
FTEnelson
best prank call yet man

neds the fuckin man
mcbutton1970
Damn, I almost wrecked laughing so fucking hard! :spit:
Shiftwideopen
I was coming back from my lunch break when that was playing, I couldn't get out of my truck to go back to work until it was over.

CLASSIC.
mcbutton1970
Thank goodness I'm parked now. Replay uninterrupted playing now -- absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!!
TimBoston
Wrap your lips around Santa's Butt!

http://www.sheltonbrothers.com/beer....asp?BeerID=152
Pete From PA
I love this bit. Classic Ned!!! He's relentless!!!!
Sibby
Ned rocked this one for sure .
I don't which was better the first time I heard it or the "unedited" version that just played .
I like laughing along with the guys when they hear it fresh .
The stop start first time Magillicutty is the way to go .
EZRyda
That had to have been one of the greatest bits yet.
SATANS BEST BUD
how about dusty pussy ale
PriceIsRight
I was swerving on the road coming home. People stay faaar away from me.
Cunnilingus
You know it's a good bit when your boss actually gets off their ass just to come ask "What's so funny?"
The best part was that my boss actually bought me a sample pack of beer for Christmas, that had Santa's Butt in it. I was rollin' at my desk.
PS: It tastes like ass too....
KC CULTIVATION
Sure Classic
johnincleveland
Ned is the man.
Scales
Probably my favorite prank call to date, even though Ned didn't have any catchy jingles for the product at the end - which is usually my favorite parts of past calls, like Catholic town.

I had been typing out my favorite things he said during the call, but then my computer shut down grrr. How he doesn't start laughing during those calls baffles me.

The lady's responses also really made a great call into the perfect call.

That would be a good one to send to Howard to get him to play on air, I'm sure they'd love it and the cross promotion from a call like that would get a lot of people tuning into Bubba's show when they see what they've been missing.
Mr.Tucson
Quote: Originally posted by KC CULTIVATION
Sure Classic
:lol: Nice find!!!!!!
mikey
Great fucking bit NED!!! :D :D
Rodehi
Damienthetaz
:beer:
BonswanaMiliken
:bigclap:
An instant classic call. The lady was so flipped the fuck out , Good job Ned.
misshosternfan
Not sure if today was the first run of it but i couldn't leave the radio to turn off the stove and just shook my head in amazement how great his bits are while laughing my ass off!
I'd like to hear details on how they call back to get permission from the person on the other end, especially this chic that Ned rilled up. Bet that would really be hilarious also! :bigup:
NedsWeed
Between that and the Oprah spliced sound bytes on Howard today, I definitely got my 43 cents worth.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Holt shit Ned!!! That was a classic!!!!!!! :D :D :D
Instant classic! Very nice :bigclap:
Scales
Quote: Originally posted by misshosternfan
I'd like to hear details on how they call back to get permission from the person on the other end, especially this chic that Ned rilled up. Bet that would really be hilarious also! :bigup:


I'd watch that on Bubba Raw!

Actually would be fun to see some behind the scenes footage of making bits, on Bubba raw.

Something makes me think it isn't Ned who phones to ask for permission, I bet they get a polite baby facer to do it, maybe Spice or Manson.
REDbro
he got permission to air it at the very beginning of the call, but the call-backs may hold some liable

funny ass shit
gasface
Ah..ha phone rep claimed she doesn't like gays.
Santa's butt plug beer................hilarious.
Bhickman
"annoying beer bitch, please"
Scales
Quote: Originally posted by Bhickman
"annoying beer bitch, please"


I had typed that one down at the end of the daily show also, as one of the best quotes - then my computer locked up.

"you wanna suck on rudolphs cock"

"How about Dirty cunt dark"

"Yeah, I'd like to order a case of dry dusty pussy beer, from the bitch I was just talking to"

he could barely get the dirty whore's ass beer, that was funny...

"happy hanakah, whore"

yup, that is my favorite prank call.
coreyconway
That was classic!
Bhickman
that was such an awesome call...really great work Ned!
catdr9155
Just heard the replay Ned call again,,,, PRICELESS! :bigclap:
gasface
[QUOTE=Scales][B]I had typed that one down at the end of the daily show also, as one of the best quotes - then my computer locked up.



"How about Dirty cunt dark"


Ha. Personal favorite.
mrvegas76
The best Ned call to date I can't wait for the replay to hear it again!
BIGMIKE72
I only caught the last part of it, I cant wait to hear it in its entirety because what I did hear was fuckin hilarious.
MotorcycleMan1
what's next Jesuses asshole? .. Ned is really funny, and he really got that lady pissed off.
socal_fun
Ned is the F'n MAN!! :D


Loved every second of it! :D
VENOM
totally awesome, yet another NED classic
bigeasymark
Best call yet
Mutt
Satan's Asshole Beer!
Bitter Cunt Brew :)

kick ass call
sweety438
fukin awsome bit, loved the broadcast permission slipped in at the beginning
r_jarmer
Another classic from Ned. Personal favorite Ned bit is Red N Dirty, but this one is my favorite prank phone call.
JamMasterJay
Santa's buttplug beer! :burst:
Sage
Finally heard it. Gotta love Ned. That call was the greatest.
jackelneck
NED is God say it!!!!
SDArtiefan
Quote: Originally posted by BIGMIKE72
I only caught the last part of it, I cant wait to hear it in its entirety because what I did hear was fuckin hilarious.


I was about to type that... I only heard the end as well, and I was dying laughing when she wishes him a Merry Chrismas and he says Happy Hanauka (sp) whore! great stuff Ned.
soIsezto'emIsez
For some reason the part that stuck with me was when he said "Only 3.5 carbs!" or whatever it was. It wasn't even necessary and I think she had already hung up but I fucking lawl'd big time.
bm311x
Its definitely the funniest prank call yet, keep it up Ned!!!!
TSS Taylor
I'm so pissed I missed it. I caught the show when he was talking to Hogan but missed the rest. Does anyone have it?
Zoda
Lately I have been missing the best stuff. I rolled into my bed room right as the clip was being played for the first time. Caught the very end, heard a little, and Bubba was saying it was gold and he would definitely replay it before the end of the show.
I got cold and had a couple of blankets thrown over my wheelchair. Passed out immediately. To say I am pissed is the understatement of the year!
Ned is the best and his prank calls are his best stuff!
Here's hoping they play it again.
Ace Frehley
Someone's gotta get that up somewhere because I have to e-mail it to everyone I know! Classic Ned! I must have looked like a demented madman laughing my ass off in the car.
d-rob70
Well, for those above Jr. Membership, that call and a whole lot more are available if you click the link in my sig at the bottom of my posts!
Under Pressure
Props to that woman for keeping up with Ned ! ha!
HawgHead
I played D-Robs, snippet of this in my shop today for a bunch of local Hillbillies, and they were ROARIN' in laughter man, this a definite goodrrrr! I can't stop listening to it!
Major Player
The thing about it is Santa's Butt Beer is going to get more advertising out of this than Budweiser will for its $2.6 million commercials in the Super Bowl. That crazy Alice niece or daughter really sold some product. I wanna try a Santa's Butt Beer.
soIsezto'emIsez
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Well, for those above Jr. Membership, that call and a whole lot more are available if you click the link in my sig at the bottom of my posts!


Fuck! Well I guess I'll listen in February.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by soIseztoemIsez
Fuck! Well I guess I'll listen in February.
Keep goin,, you'll get there.
Artie'sDadTaint
This is what Shelton's Brother is saying..

The Hot Receptionist

So we've gotten a few phone calls and emails from listeners of some obscure radio show about a supposed on-air phone call to our offices, in which our receptionist -- how to say this delicately? -- ummm, loses her cool.

Well, we're sorry to report that the whole thing was fabricated by the very clever radio personalities, and while we appreciate that they found the beer label censorship story worthy of their valuable time, the truth of the matter is that we don't even have a receptionist. The chick from Jersey they hired to play one sounds pretty hot, though -- OK, the homophobic stuff wasn't so cool, but otherwise -- and we'd hire her in a second if we had the scratch, but we're sorry to say that if you call our office, you're probably just going to get me, and I'm always charming.

Anyway, while you're here, please read up on the label censorship story, and then go buy some of our beer for chrissakes. Maybe then we can afford a receptionist . . .

Here's a link to it on their site..Shelton Brothers
AlbanianDude
Clever call don't care whether it was real or fake neddly you the man
weber717
Fake or not Its one of his best phone pranks to date, even my wife who is not to fond of the Bubba show had to come sit in my office and listen to bit as it was playing. By the end she was laughing her ass and I had to break out my Ned Cd for her to listen to.

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