| jlohlinger |
Welcome to "Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread"... This is a thread for Bubba related show topics for 01/19/07...
With an ever growing number of Bubba marks we will continue to draw in assholes as well... If you can't follow the rules you will quickly find yourself on the outside looking in... if you treat us well we'll treat you better...
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"Hogan Mark" by The Hand
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"Suck Me" by The Hand
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"My holes wide open" by The Hand
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"Laskers got a gun" by The Hand
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"I hurt my Sack" by The Hand
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"On the chip" by The Hand
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"Wake me up when Doctor Mark ends" by The Hand
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| jlohlinger |
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2617 Is the new Daily Thread Total to beat... 10/26/2006
10,068 posts is the Daily Thread Record Weekly Total set on 10/23/06 - 10/28/06 (6 Days)
Previous Shows Daily Whore Final Totals...
Zeke 111
Stalker 103
Mr.Tucson 59
TheEdge 57
airics 56
WILL309 53
GuyLaDouche 38
Ned'sTesticles 36
Siobhans Penis 34
oug13 27
Monthy Posting Totals...
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July 2006 - 13387
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Balloon Knot's Official Running Total...
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Currently the second largest ongoing thread on SFN... We may have chapters... but the story never ends... :hw:
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| Zeke |
Good Early Morning All
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| urlocalraiderma |
| I like the different versions of the opening posts BK. Looking really good. Keep up the work. |
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| Finolizard |
| Technically on the West Coast it's still 1/18 LOL....... |
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| Finolizard |
That also means several more hours of drinking at the bar......
so belly on up bitches...
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| Finolizard |
Looks like Bubba is drinking enough for everyone on the Darkside....
I need a set of those glasses damn... |
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| Stew |
Good Morning Darkside.....
Happy Friday...
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| WILL309 |
Good Morning All!
Finally snowing in NYC! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Greetings and "Happy Hawaiian Shirt Friday" Salutations to the REEEEEtards!!!!!! :hw:
Man, the post count is really suffering for this month,,,,,, :( |
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| oug13 |
Good morning Marks.......... :hw:
Nice shirt today Mr. T! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13 Good morning Marks.......... :hw:
Nice shirt today Mr. T! | Thanks,,,,,waiting to see if anyone throws one up,,,, :(
A shirt, not their breakfast,,,,,, :D ;) |
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| WILL309 |
| Never heard of hawaiin shirt friday! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 Never heard of hawaiin shirt friday! | Been doing it for the last 7 years,,,,well, me. Just me. Noone else,,,,,,,at all. None,,,,zip,,,nada,,,,just me,,,,,,,,,, :D :rolleyes: |
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| The Butler |
Happy Friday 'tardlings! :hw:
ON TODAY'S SHOW - 1/19/07
5:00pm - Lasker Gets Liquid Assed! Either you love him or you hate him, Gene Lasker comes into the studio to get Liquid Ass squirted up his nostrils. This is his punishment from his cell phone going off in the studio last week. |
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| WILL309 |
| I ordered my shipment of liquid ass earlier in the week and warned all my friends that they are on LIQUID ASS NOTICE! I cant wait to bring that stuff up to the local strip club to see how quick it clears out. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Been doing it for the last 7 years,,,,well, me. Just me. Noone else,,,,,,,at all. None,,,,zip,,,nada,,,,just me,,,,,,,,,, :D :rolleyes: |
Nice!!! I work at an accounting firm in NYC so I dont think that would float here. Might be worth a try though. |
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| Banqchef |
good morning marks
Mr.T i thought it was fetish friday also
We finally got some snow here and the accidents are happening every where |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef good morning marks
Mr.T i thought it was fetish friday also
We finally got some snow here and the accidents are happening every where |
It was snowing like crazy here when i left for work now its sunny in NYC! |
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| gocakron |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Thanks,,,,,waiting to see if anyone throws one up,,,, :(
A shirt, not their breakfast,,,,,, :D ;) |
It was starting to snow here and I decided to throw a hoodie on, damn it 2 weeks in a row I forgot...going to set a reminder in my phone |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by gocakron It was starting to snow here and I decided to throw a hoodie on, damn it 2 weeks in a row I forgot...going to set a reminder in my phone | Well, to keep in the theme for todays show,,,,,,,,
You're On Liquid Ass Notice!!!!!!
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| jackelneck |
good morning fellow darksiders.
Lasker meltdown/rage fest within 8hrs...
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Been doing it for the last 7 years,,,,well, me. Just me. Noone else,,,,,,,at all. None,,,,zip,,,nada,,,,just me,,,,,,,,,, :D :rolleyes: |
At Work, maybe! |
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| Stew |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 Nice!!! I work at an accounting firm in NYC so I dont think that would float here. Might be worth a try though. |
GM...Nice Shirt T
Hey Will FYI.....That "w" word is not allowed, examples that can be used are w**k or w$$k, etc. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 At Work, maybe! | Noice!!!!!!!!! |
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| kali |
Hi folks!! :hw: I'm going off to take a shower, but I'll leave some snacks until I get back!!  |
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| Banqchef |
| D-rob that is not a hawain shirt those are the Chicago Bear colors yoursupporting your team at work :D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by kali Hi folks!! :hw: I'm going off to take a shower, but I'll leave some snacks until I get back!! | :D A wiseman once said,,,,,"This thread is useless without pictures",,,,just sayin. ;) |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stew GM...Nice Shirt T
Hey Will FYI.....That "w" word is not allowed, examples that can be used are w**k or w$$k, etc. |
Sorry dude! I guess I need to liquid ass myself when I get my shipment! |
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| Stew |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 Sorry dude! I guess I need to liquid ass myself when I get my shipment! |
No need to liquid ass yourself....you should liquid ass someone else though... |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stew No need to liquid ass yourself....you should liquid ass someone else though... |
My buddy wo$%s the door at a strip club in upstate NY and he is a hypochoncriac & germ-o-phobe so I already told him I was coming up there to douse the place with Liquid Ass. Cant wait! |
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| dogsteve |
| I'm FTE and work nights. I'm asleep during the original airing of Bubba. Due to the fucked up schedule on Sirius I'm, one again, screwed out of the replay of the best show of the week. :ranting: |
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Well, to keep in the theme for todays show,,,,,,,,
You're On Liquid Ass Notice!!!!!!
:D |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Was it ever detemined if Deion Snaders was a call in or in studio today? If he is in studio, I'm hopeing that Lasker shows up at the same time........ :D |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by dogsteve I'm FTE and work nights. I'm asleep during the original airing of Bubba. Due to the fucked up schedule on Sirius I'm, one again, screwed out of the replay of the best show of the week. :ranting: | e-mail Tim.......some has the address ;) |
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| dogsteve |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Was it ever detemined if Deion Snaders was a call in or in studio today? If he is in studio, I'm hopeing that Lasker shows up at the same time........ :D | He's calling about 5:00. |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by dogsteve He's calling about 5:00. | Damn,,,,,,, :( |
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| dogsteve |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13 e-mail Tim.......some has the address ;) | I'v e-mailed, called and sent letters concerning this matter. I get some BS about Sirius wanting to replay the shows in order during the weekend. It totally fucks up my Fridays. No Hawaiian shirt Friday for me. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Was it ever detemined if Deion Snaders was a call in or in studio today? If he is in studio, I'm hopeing that Lasker shows up at the same time........ :D |
He has a pretty old history with the show, huh? I noticed that on the Bubba Wanna Corndog cd there is a call from Deion. Havent had a chance to listen to it yet. |
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| kali |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson :D A wiseman once said,,,,,"This thread is useless without pictures",,,,just sayin. ;) | WHAT???? a pretzel and beer isn't good enough???? :ra: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by kali WHAT???? a pretzel and beer isn't good enough???? :ra: | :lol: Mornin Kali. :D |
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| Banqchef |
Quote: Originally posted by kali WHAT???? a pretzel and beer isn't good enough???? :ra: |
Dont worry he is stuck at a constuction site with a bunch of men and just needs something to brighten up his day that is all |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef Dont worry he is stuck at a constuction site with a bunch of men and just needs something to brighten up his day that is all | If all the guys around here were beautiful women,,I would like my j**. ;) |
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| jackelneck |
| Hawaiian Shirt Friday woot! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck Hawaiian Shirt Friday | Now thats what I'm talking about!!!!!!!! Nice Jackel!!!!!!! :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigup: :bigup: |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Now thats what I'm talking about!!!!!!!! Nice Jackel!!!!!!! :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigup: :bigup: |
I guess you arent the only one who does Hawaiin Shirt Friday! |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 I guess you arent the only one who does Hawaiin Shirt Friday! |
I do Hawaiian skirt Fridays. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker I do Hawaiian skirt Fridays. |
Dude I dont know what you look like or anything but picturing Michael Myers in a hawaiin lay is pretty damn funny! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker I do Hawaiian skirt Fridays. | :doh:
Must be a sloooooooow news day here today,,,,
Tucsonans drive halfway to Mars every day We rack up 22 million miles daily, enough to get most of the way from Earth to the red planet
By Tony Davis
Arizona Daily Star
Tucson, Arizona | Published: 01.19.2007
Every day, Tucsonans drive enough miles to get more than halfway to Mars.
The number of miles driven each day in the Tucson metro area hit 22 million in 2005 and should top 26 million this year, says the Pima Association of Governments, a regional planning agency.
To put that in perspective, it's 36 million miles from Earth to Mars, the agency notes in a new report this week.
"Wow, I think it's terrible," said resident Beth Slater, who commutes to Tucson and Casa Grande from Red Rock, when she heard how far our mileage would take us.
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| jackelneck |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Now thats what I'm talking about!!!!!!!! Nice Jackel!!!!!!! :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigup: :bigup: |
too bad it looks like this outside... :( |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck too bad it looks like this outside... :( |
Maybe wearing the shirt will make you feel warm! Probably not! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck too bad it looks like this outside... :( | We are getting the liquid version of that,,,,,,,,, :D |
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| jackelneck |
wish i was here instead...with one of these chicks &
a couple of these in me...
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck
wish i was here instead...with one of these chicks &
a couple of these in me...
:D | :yes: |
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| Stalker |
| Holy Shit Tucson, you are going to go over the 10K mark today... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker Holy Shit Tucson, you are going to go over the 10K mark today... | Holy Shit!!!!!!!! Now if the boards dont lock up!!!!!! :rolleyes: |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Holy Shit!!!!!!!! Now if the boards dont lock up!!!!!! :rolleyes: |

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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Holy Shit!!!!!!!! Now if the boards dont lock up!!!!!! :rolleyes: |
You better post quick cause its probably going to go down later when everyone posts the Liquid Ass pics.
Just curious, who pays for the new server that Mutt said SFN was getting? |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker

:p | :D |
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| jackelneck |
Breaking News: Plane Forced To Return to Detroit
ROMULUS -- A Northwest Airlines A319 Airbus flying to Washington, D.C., was forced to return to Detroit Metro Airport early Friday morning.
Airport spokesman Michael Conway said the jetliner landed safely, but could not immediately say why the plane was forced to return.
According to airport officials, the plane encountered several birds on takeoff. At least one hit the engine of the plane.
Click here to find out more!
There were 44 passengers on board. There were no injuries. All passengers were transferred to another plane. That plane took off at 8:40 a.m.
Fire crews could be seen on the tarmac as the Northwest flight made its return. Stay with Local 4 news and ClickOnDetroit.com for continuing coverage of this breaking news alert.
never really a slow day in the butthole of america...
what some shotting stories....:jj: |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 You better post quick cause its probably going to go down later when everyone posts the Liquid Ass pics.
Just curious, who pays for the new server that Mutt said SFN was getting? |
Did you think this was a free service?? Haven't you gotten the bill in the mail yet?? |
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| Banqchef |
| I wish i was in Vegas looking at this poolside |
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| jackelneck |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef I wish i was in Vegas looking at this poolside |
hardrock poolside... :D |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker Did you think this was a free service?? Haven't you gotten the bill in the mail yet?? |
I was just asking. Because for the most part it is a free service unless the user decides to become a supporter, correct? |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 I was just asking. Because for the most part it is a free service unless the user decides to become a supporter, correct? |
No, everyone pays 29.95 a month... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson :D A wiseman once said,,,,,"This thread is useless without pictures",,,,just sayin. ;) |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker No, everyone pays 29.95 a month... |
Okay break the chops of the new guy! Thanks! |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| AW shit Zeke! You had to do that,,,,,,,,, :no: :puke: |
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| Stalker |
| I'm just fuckin with you WIL, it is free.... :D |
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| Stew |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke |
ok Zeke.... i just threw up... |
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| airics |
Good Morning all Marks
Glad yaw all got to hear from me today
Remember Stalker it is FTPIBSIOH |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke |
She'd be hot if she plucked her eye brows. |
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| Stew |
Quote: Originally posted by airics Good Morning all Marks
Glad yaw all got to hear from me today
Remember Stalker it is FTPIBSIOH |
GM... AIR...
glad to hear from you.... |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by airics Good Morning all Marks
Glad yaw all got to hear from me today
Remember Stalker it is FTPIBSIOH |
I know...I know... |
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| jackelneck |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 You better post quick cause its probably going to go down later when everyone posts the Liquid Ass pics.
Just curious, who pays for the new server that Mutt said SFN was getting? |
go here and read...
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...&action=support
donations are appreciated...
just sayin'... |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker I'm just fuckin with you WIL, it is free.... :D |
I know dude! Its cool! I can take the hazing! Its bad enough that Zeke thinks I am a Mult! But its cool! |
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| airics |
Good Morning Zeke
In my Brent Voice "Grooooos" |
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| jackelneck |
| zeke just wrong....he comes my breakfast..:barf: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Stew GM...Nice Shirt T
Hey Will FYI.....That "w" word is not allowed, examples that can be used are w**k or w$$k, etc. |
Morning Stew.........
You can help your wife out by getting her password and login as her and make a post and then login as you again......every now and then...just a thought... |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 I know dude! Its cool! I can take the hazing! Its bad enough that Zeke thinks I am a Mult! But its cool! |
I think you are a MULT too..."Will308" |
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| WILL309 |
I know dude and I definately plan on doing so but I am going to mail it in cause I have a beef with PayPal. But I am going to chip in cause I think everyone here does a great job! |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck zeke just wrong....he comes my breakfast..:barf: |
Sorry J....but Mr T wanted pictures of Kali...getting ready for a shower |
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| jackelneck |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Sorry J....but Mr T wanted pictures of Kali...getting ready for a shower |
harsh... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Sorry J....but Mr T wanted pictures of Kali...getting ready for a shower | Ooooooooooooofa!!!!!! :D |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker I think you are a MULT too..."Will308" |
I am definately not! This has been my screen name since June of '06. I just never had the time to spend a lot of time on here posting. It just so happens that things have been slow here so I have the time now. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 |
Morning D-Rob... |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Stalker I think you are a MULT too..."Will308" | Whats a "Mult"? :dontknow: |
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| Stew |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Morning Stew.........
You can help your wife out by getting her password and login as her and make a post and then login as you again......every now and then...just a thought... |
I will get her supporter status, i am sure Mutt needs some $$ for the new server ... although, i kind of like her having the 30/30/30 RULE....
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13 e-mail Tim.......some has the address ;) |
Good morning Oug.... |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309 I am definately not! This has been my screen name since June of '06. I just never had the time to spend a lot of time on here posting. It just so happens that things have been slow here so I have the time now. |
Well it is nice to have you around |
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| jackelneck |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Whats a "Mult"? :dontknow: |
no clue..
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by airics Well it is nice to have you around |
Well Thank you! |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson Whats a "Mult"? :dontknow: |
Isn't that the owner of this site :D |
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| Stalker |
Quote: Originally posted by airics Isn't that the owner of this site :D |
Thats hilarious. :D |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by kali WHAT???? a pretzel and beer isn't good enough???? :ra: |
And a very good morning to my Dearest Kali, :kissy: |
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