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| jlohlinger |
Welcome to "Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread"... This is a thread for Bubba related show topics for 2/13/07...
With an ever growing number of Bubba marks we will continue to draw in assholes as well... If you can't follow the rules you will quickly find yourself on the outside looking in... if you treat us well we'll treat you better...
It looks as though we've been getting a lot of new additions to SFN and the Bubba Forum as well... Welcome to all of you that are coming over and giving us a look. I hope you'll find your visit enjoyable and take the time to register. For those of you already registered that would like to become supporters, click here...
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| jlohlinger |
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2617 Is the new Daily Thread Total to beat... 10/26/2006
10,068 posts is the Daily Thread Record Weekly Total set on 10/23/06 - 10/28/06 (6 Days)
Previous Shows Daily Whore Final Totals...
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Currently the second largest ongoing thread on SFN... We may have chapters... but the story never ends... :hw:
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| Zeke |
| Good Early Morning All |
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| Gator_Russ |
Early Mornin' Zeke & BK
Don't believe i'm going to hang around for too much longer, starting to drag on here and I gotta get some sleep so I don't drag ass at the gym tomorrow. |
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| catdr9155 |
| Good morning. Good Tuesday,, Happy Friday to Bubba and staff. AZ k5 jones on the way. Go Wildcats. |
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| Scales |
We smashed the 200 K
Quote: Balloon Knot's Official Running Total...
201263... |
But I am again calling shenanigans on your whoring total. I was sure I had more posts than Zeke on that thread. |
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| Gator_Russ |
Reindeer games a plenty today. Spice & Bubba are getting Liquid Assed, Gene's going to be in the studio, maybe 25cent will get into the mix somehow.
I dunno. You dunno. Thats why we listen from 3-7 pm every day. |
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| Banqchef |
Good morning Marks
Finally we are going to get some measureable snow for the first time of the season and I just started a new job
Tday should be a good show with Spice and Bubba both getting Liquid assed. I have a feeling Gene will try his hardest to empty the entire bottle on Bubba which will be radio gold after How he got Gene now it is his turn to return the favor |
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| Corky the 'Tard |
Quote: Originally posted by Banqchef
Good morning Marks
Finally we are going to get some measureable snow for the first time of the season and I just started a new job
Tday should be a good show with Spice and Bubba both getting Liquid assed. I have a feeling Gene will try his hardest to empty the entire bottle on Bubba which will be radio gold after How he got Gene now it is his turn to return the favor |
Solid radio gold. I can't wait for Spice to get Liquid Ass'd by Bubba.....Him being the prodigal son and all. Don't get me wrong, I love Spice being on tha show in a non-faggot way, but having Bubba Liquid Ass him levels him out, and at the same time Bubba is getting Liquid Ass'd by Gene?!?!?!?! FANFUCKINGTASTIC RADIO GOLD!!!! I love it. Probably one of the most defining moments in the show. The next minute anyone gets Liquid Ass'd on the show, Spice AND Bubba immediately have respect from whomever is being dealt the punishment. Fuck up, and "Thou shalt be Liquid Ass'd." So let it be written, so let it be done. :bigup: |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ
Reindeer games a plenty today. Spice & Bubba are getting Liquid Assed, Gene's going to be in the studio, maybe 25cent will get into the mix somehow.
I dunno. You dunno. Thats why we listen from 3-7 pm every day. |
Nice to see you supporter statused up there Russ :) Avatar and all!
I was sad to hear that the other site got the official 'you are dead to me' yesterday. I would hope that the fine (and trust me there are some WONDERFUL ones) posters that would like to join SFN come over and join and are as welcomed as Roger and I have been. SFN is a big beautiful shiney place that can be rather intimidating and I for one was scared (I got a dog now and I am over it.. lol.. ) We all are too familiar with how the shitty actions of one person can cast a long and dark shadow over all the nice things that we can do. So I hope that the hand of friendship is extended before the finger of hate is.. lol.. Honestly I don't think we will see too many more of the posters come over from the other site(s),SFN is not for everyone and some people have not had the positive experience that I have had.
Happy Tuesday fellow mizzzarks!! I am looking forward to the show today as I know you all are too!!! |
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| MeSelf |
| Good morning, Darksiders...Everyone have a good Tuesday... :p |
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| otto23 |
Good morning everyone!!!! :hw:
Looking forward to today's show, especially since there won't be any the rest of the week :( :mad:
BUT, I fully agree that Bubba more than deserves it; between not taking more than a few days off for Christmas/New Year's, no time off for his wedding or honeymoon, and no time to rest after his surgery and slow-to-heel wound!
ENJOY YOUR TIME OFF BUBBA, WE'LL MISS YOU!!!!
Have a great day everybody!!!! :cool: |
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| azkellie |
| Good Tuesday mornin everyone! :hw: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
| Greetings and "Owners Meeting Tuesday" Salutations to the REEEEEEtards!!!!! :hw: |
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| oug13 |
Good Morning Marks.......... :hw:
Still at home, got about 5 inchs of snow, now freezing rain coming down..........28' F |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Good Morning Marks.......... :hw:
Still at home, got about 5 inchs of snow, now freezing rain coming down..........28' F |
That sounds absolutely wonderful Oug,,,,,,,,,, :rolleyes: :D |
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| The Butler |
Good snowy morning ev'rybody. :hw:
We only had a couple inches overnight, but might get 12+ by the time it's all over. Last live Bubba of the week, lets' make it a good one. |
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| Heatherwiz |
| Yeah it started snowing here about an hour ago. I will get more snow at home than in the city here.. should make the drive home fun.. not! |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Yeah it started snowing here about an hour ago. I will get more snow at home than in the city here.. should make the drive home fun.. not! |
I don't mind driving in snow, it's the freezing rain & ice.....I haven't seen a salt truck drive by yet |
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| d-rob70 |
Good Morning, Marks!
D-Rob "I Missed The Fuckin Show Yesterday" 70 in the Hizz-Ouse!
New AV in honor of the hottest broad in Hollywood! |
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| JBEEZEE |
| SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roach: |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Good Morning, Marks!
D-Rob "I Missed The Fuckin Show Yesterday" 70 in the Hizz-Ouse!
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Weather Channel says you are getting a bizzard....be safe D-Rob!!!!! |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
| Mornin' marks!!! :hw:... my goal today is to drink alot of water and pee the top ten posters' names in the snow :) .... and if I have to poo, I'll just drop a log in the snow and call it Miller :hw: |
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Weather Channel says you are getting a bizzard....be safe D-Rob!!!!! |
Yeah, I was late for work today, but my boss is cool, so I get to leave on time and he will adjust my hours.
13 Minutes Late Today! |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Weather Channel says you are getting a bizzard....be safe D-Rob!!!!! |
boss told me to stay home!!!!!! SNOW DAY!!!!!!!! |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
Mornin' marks!!! :hw:... my goal today is to drink alot of water and pee the top ten posters' names in the snow :) .... and if I have to poo, I'll just drop a log in the snow and call it Miller :hw: |
better take some vitm C make sure we can see the yellow |
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| onewhip |
Good morning all.. :hw:
Ya'll stay safe and warm today. |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
better take some vitm C make sure we can see the yellow |
no problem... the iron in my multivitamin will guarantee a spectacular celebration of colors :) .... oh yeah, and I'm startin' with your name first since it's one of the shortest.... but I expect you to make an avatar out of it when I take a pic ;) |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by onewhip
Good morning all.. :hw:
Ya'll stay safe and warm today. |
will do!!!!! just happy I have power.....
First snow day in two years
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by onewhip
Good morning all.. :hw:
Ya'll stay safe and warm today. |
mornin' Mrs. Whip :hw: |
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| artiefan712 |
| Morning all, another couple inches on the ground last night, oh well, it is WI...... |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by artiefan712
Morning all, another couple inches on the ground last night, oh well, it is WI...... |
hey now AF :hw:
here's this for no good reason whatsoever :)
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
no problem... the iron in my multivitamin will guarantee a spectacular celebration of colors :) .... oh yeah, and I'm startin' with your name first since it's one of the shortest.... but I expect you to make an avatar out of it when I take a pic ;) |
Will do...but it will have to be for only one day...I told S86 I would use my current one for a month :D
PS make sure to put the 1% in it |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Will do...but it will have to be for only one day...I told S86 I would use my current one for a month :D |
That's it!!!!... NO PEE4U!!! :mad: ;) |
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| onewhip |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
mornin' Mrs. Whip :hw: |
Morning NT..
um, watch out for frostbite... |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by onewhip
Morning NT..
um, watch out for frostbite... |
don't worry bout me lil lady... I've got the power of the fancy pants on my side :bigup: |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
no problem... the iron in my multivitamin will guarantee a spectacular celebration of colors :) .... oh yeah, and I'm startin' with your name first since it's one of the shortest.... but I expect you to make an avatar out of it when I take a pic ;) |
Can you do a rainbow? Just sayin,,,,, :hw: |
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| latindeelite |
| good morning all :hw: |
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| jackelneck |
morning everybody. :hw:
Oug, Butler, - we haven't had any snow as of yet.
9 -f right now... |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Can you do a rainbow? Just sayin,,,,, :hw: |
damnit old man... I know all u wanna do is "taste the rainbow"... that's a skittles joke, I kill me :D ... good mornin' by the way :hw: |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by latindeelite
good morning all :hw: |
& jackel
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| Ned'sTesticles |
| Mornin' Latin and Jackel :hw: |
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| The Butler |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
will do!!!!! just happy I have power.....
First snow day in two years
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Damn, 20 years here and I'm waiting for my first snow day. We got sent home early a couple times, but never a whole day. |
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| Jaeger |
| Good Morning Evrabody!! |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
Good Morning Evrabody!! |
Jaeg!!!!!.... got some new gifs for ya ;)
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| latindeelite |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
& jackel
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Nice to see you supporter statused up there Russ :) Avatar and all!
I was sad to hear that the other site got the official 'you are dead to me' yesterday. I would hope that the fine (and trust me there are some WONDERFUL ones) posters that would like to join SFN come over and join and are as welcomed as Roger and I have been. SFN is a big beautiful shiney place that can be rather intimidating and I for one was scared (I got a dog now and I am over it.. lol.. ) We all are too familiar with how the shitty actions of one person can cast a long and dark shadow over all the nice things that we can do. So I hope that the hand of friendship is extended before the finger of hate is.. lol.. Honestly I don't think we will see too many more of the posters come over from the other site(s),SFN is not for everyone and some people have not had the positive experience that I have had.
Happy Tuesday fellow mizzzarks!! I am looking forward to the show today as I know you all are too!!! |
Pretty much my exact same feelings Heather. It does suck and I did kinda cringe yesterday when Bubba made that announcement. But that is no longer a fan site... That site, is what they said SFN was. I came over here expecting everyone to be ripping the show apart; No way. THESE guys are the fans and Those assbuckets have turned into the haters. Thats screwed up.
And there are alot of people over there that I used to talk to regularly who're also here. Rich, RedRyder made the transition over (Sup Red), Frognuts, Raider, XME, You, Roger Thats all I need man.
Like Hogan says. Gimmie some Bahama shorts, a good pair of flip flops, a wide brim hat and a bike, I'll make another 10 million. Just gimmie a few of those people and I'll give you guys another quality contributer to SFN. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck
morning everybody. :hw:
Oug, Butler, - we haven't had any snow as of yet.
9 -f right now... |
morning everyone, chilly here this am.....hope y'all are stayin' warm....:hw: |
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| latindeelite |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
Mornin' Latin and Jackel :hw: |
HI! :D |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by latindeelite
:smouches: |
BTW...when we write you name short..which one do you like best?
Latin
Dee
Deelite
Lite
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
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:lol: |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ
Pretty much my exact same feelings Heather. It does suck and I did kinda cringe yesterday when Bubba made that announcement. But that is no longer a fan site... That site, is what they said SFN was. I came over here expecting everyone to be ripping the show apart; No way. THESE guys are the fans and Those assbuckets have turned into the haters. Thats screwed up.
And there are alot of people over there that I used to talk to regularly who're also here. Rich, RedRyder made the transition over (Sup Red), Frognuts, Raider, XME, You, Roger Thats all I need man.
Like Hogan says. Gimmie some Bahama shorts, a good pair of flip flops, a wide brim hat and a bike, I'll make another 10 million. Just gimmie a few of those people and I'll give you guys another quality contributer to SFN. |
:hw: Mornin' Russ... I'm glad to know that you're enjoying it over here man... I was sure glad to see ya rise above the bullshit and join up. I know that you're an intelligent poster that'll bring alot to the table over here. We're all glad to have ya... so sit down, relax, and have a drink budday :D |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
| Mornin' Troy :hw:... better double-up on those thermal undies today buddy. |
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| Gator_Russ |
| Mornin (Again) Everyone! |
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| azkellie |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning everyone, chilly here this am.....hope y'all are stayin' warm....:hw: |
Good Lord! Hope you stay nice n warm!! |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning everyone, chilly here this am.....hope y'all are stayin' warm....:hw: |
I found a few more tee!
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| airics |
Good morning all marks
Glad yaw all got to hear from me today
wait edit it is TMW :D Oh shit |
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| jackelneck |
morning all darksiders , NT, mr.T , mrs Stew, Teeroy, Gator, Latina, ms Wiz, Airics :hw:
todays show will be RADIO GOLD, Lasker getting to do the boss in with the LQ ass. payback for Lasker in a small fashion...fish hooks ???? |
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| Mr.Tucson |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ
:lol: |
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
:hw: Mornin' Russ... I'm glad to know that you're enjoying it over here man... I was sure glad to see ya rise above the bullshit and join up. I know that you're an intelligent poster that'll bring alot to the table over here. We're all glad to have ya... so sit down, relax, and have a drink budday :D |
I am with you we got our first good poster from there now :D
Morning NT |
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| airics |
| Is the site flakey for everyone or just me :mad: |
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| gocakron |
Morning Mizzarks!
NT, noice gifs, that one with the soccer ball still making me crack up |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
I don't mind driving in snow, it's the freezing rain & ice.....I haven't seen a salt truck drive by yet |
Yeah I don't mind driving in the snow, but no amount of 4 wheel drive will help me on the ice. I really hate other drivers in the snow though, esp in Philly... |
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| azkellie |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Is the site flakey for everyone or just me :mad: |
NO, its not just you. :mad: |
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| jackelneck |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Is the site flakey for everyone or just me :mad: |
its been a rough road this morning Airics...
MUTT - " I'm telling Carl !!!" :D |
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| The Butler |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Is the site flakey for everyone or just me :mad: |
Something strange is happening. The Bubba page won't refresh and I can't get into Howard Chat at all. Weird. |
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| The Butler |
| double post jones. |
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| airics |
| Morning Jakel I think lasker would be gold also. Just to hear him in a lasker mood would be nice, with what he has gone through. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
Mornin' Troy :hw:... better double-up on those thermal undies today buddy. |
morning Roger, made it to town and the job got postponed due to the cold. have 2 D-9 Cats to haul, but the iron gets pretty brittle when it's this cold. don't wanna snap the lobed in half (my pops would snap me in half)... :D
this was the temp on my way to town. Nasty.... :mad: |
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| jackelneck |
regarding  the other site
i have to believe that a whole lot of hate was generated from a particular person that was banned from this site awhile back, she was a problem around these parts & after she was banned from here "The Darkside" became what it is today. |
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| jackelneck |
with the occasional anal rape & all, of course.
:D |
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| jackelneck |
| oooops! part 2 |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
Mornin' marks!!! :hw:... my goal today is to drink alot of water and pee the top ten posters' names in the snow :) .... and if I have to poo, I'll just drop a log in the snow and call it Miller :hw: |
Start the drinking and don't get intoxicated... |
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| azkellie |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Is the site flakey for everyone or just me :mad: |
NO, its not just you. :mad: |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning Roger, made it to town and the job got postponed due to the cold. have 2 D-9 Cats to haul, but the iron gets pretty brittle when it's this cold. don't wanna snap the lobed in half (my pops would snap me in half)... :D
this was the temp on my way to town. Nasty.... :mad: |
I posted some more wave 4 you one page back |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
I am with you we got our first good poster from there now :D
Morning NT |
He isn't the first though :) |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Yeah, I was late for work today, but my boss is cool, so I get to leave on time and he will adjust my hours.
13 Minutes Late Today! |
G'morning D-Rob....... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
better take some vitm C make sure we can see the yellow |
Morning Oug....:lol: |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
I posted some more wave 4 you one page back |
ya man, sweet pics!! SFN just took a shit on me for a bit....
here's the pic that didn't attach on my last post, hope it works this time or I'll look like even more of a tool.... :D |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning everyone, chilly here this am.....hope y'all are stayin' warm....:hw: |
I would die if I lived there. Dead. |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
ya man, sweet pics!! SFN just took a shit on me for a bit....
here's the pic that didn't attach on my last post, hope it works this time or I'll look like even more of a tool.... :D |
Yeah -35. Again dead. |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Morning Oug....:lol: |
good morning buddie......I just want to make sure I can see it!!! |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by onewhip
Good morning all.. :hw:
Ya'll stay safe and warm today. |
Good Morning My Dear Mz. OneWhip....:flowers: |
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| latindeelite |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
BTW...when we write you name short..which one do you like best?
Latin
Dee
Deelite
Lite
:D |
It doesn't matter..whichever u prefer :) |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
He isn't the first though :) |
I know just wanted to give him some morning midget love. I know you two and XM have been great and I am sure there are more. ;) |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
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But Officer, she was asking for it....... |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by latindeelite
It doesn't matter..whichever u prefer :) |
I'll go with Dee, its my sisters middle name :p |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by latindeelite
It doesn't matter..whichever u prefer :) |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Yeah -35. Again dead. |
aside from that, you guys would love it up here..... :D only gets this cold maybe 5 or 6 times a winter. still haven't had to plug in my block heater yet this winter, synthetic oil rules.....:tu: oh, and it's a GMC.....:bow: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr.Tucson
Can you do a rainbow? Just sayin,,,,, :hw: |
Morning Mr.T...........only if you kick him in the kidney... |
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| airics |
| Good morning Zeke does the weather ever change on alfa centore :D |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Jaeger
Good Morning Evrabody!! |
Guten Morgen der Herr Jaeger, Erlaubt, dass mich Ihnen eine verspäteten Glückwünsche auf Ihrer neuen Aufgabe...Viel Glückem, Mein Bruder :hw: |
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| teeroy |
>>>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
>>>wave at him and say hello.
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>>>He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
>>>from.
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>>>So he says, "Do you know me?"
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>>>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
>>>kids."
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>>>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
>>>unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
>>>from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with
>>>all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with
>>>wet celery???"
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>>>She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
>>>teacher." |
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| airics |
| PIR is a math teacher |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm
Morning all |
morning mjm. cold there too? |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by airics
PIR is a math teacher |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy
morning mjm. cold there too? |
Yea its -25 C or -13F
Yet it does not feel as cold as it should to me? |
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