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SaintJimmy
Anyone else see this on HBO?

It has a lot of interviews with that one cocksucking methhead who couldn't seem to move his dicksucking lips without lying.

Ted Haggard, I think his name is.

One thing I noticed while watching this thing was the incredibly violent/sexual imagery they constantly use, even when "preaching" to kids.

One scene comes to mind where the "preacher" is extolling children to invite the holy spirit to "invade" them, while they all sway back and forth with orgasmic looks on thier faces. - VERY CREEPY.

Another scene had Christian Wrestling Federation clips where they take a break from the fake violence to tell the kids about fake saviors.

Interspersed throughout all of this is shots of billboards in the south - very scary shit, there.
I can't imagine driving through my town and seeing a billboard that says "Evolution is from the devil" - in plain sight - in the year 2007.

Check this shit out, if you're a horror fan. It's way scary. :)
Halcyon
Two words: Red States


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ICE CUBAN
Quote: Originally posted by SaintJimmy


Interspersed throughout all of this is shots of billboards in the south - very scary shit, there.
I can't imagine driving through my town and seeing a billboard that says "Evolution is from the devil" - in plain sight - in the year 2007.



When I visited a friend in North Carolina he warned me before I arrived about the creepy religioso billboards. Nothing can actually prepare you for all that creepy Jesusness though.

The only thing I can think to ask is "If your god loves you so much then why wouldn't he give you a full set of teeth and the ability for abstract thought?"
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by ICE CUBAN
When I visited a friend in North Carolina he warned me before I arrived about the creepy religioso billboards. Nothing can actually prepare you for all that creepy Jesusness though.

The only thing I can think to ask is "If your god loves you so much then why wouldn't he give you a full set of teeth and the ability for abstract thought?"


Isn't it funny that these religious nuts go around spouting how great it is that God gave them the freedom to think? That we can choose to believe in him or not... and what a great gift that was?

And then the religious nuts NEVER use the gift of free thought. They just blindly believe in an invisible man in the sky, and that their hero president does everything right....

I swear I could make a killing moving into some of these deep south states and selling bridges....
Billyfromsphily
He gave them NASCAR instead of teeth!
ChaseDC
Quote: Originally posted by ICE CUBAN
When I visited a friend in North Carolina he warned me before I arrived about the creepy religioso billboards. Nothing can actually prepare you for all that creepy Jesusness though.

The only thing I can think to ask is "If your god loves you so much then why wouldn't he give you a full set of teeth and the ability for abstract thought?"


:rofl:

What a great line! Thanks for the comedy gold, Ice Cuban! :D
Turd_Cutter
Just saw that and Jesus Camp. I've had my fill of evangelicals for....forever. They make an interesting point that the vast majority of home-schooled children are evangelical christians. I imagine this is to ensure that the brainwashing is completely unmitigated by outside influence. The books and movies the kids watch are hilarious - such as the "scientific" film that attempts to debunk evolution by asking, "Doe YOUR grandmother look like THIS?," and they cut to a picture of an orangutang with long hair.
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by Turd_Cutter
Just saw that and Jesus Camp. I've had my fill of evangelicals for....forever. They make an interesting point that the vast majority of home-schooled children are evangelical christians. I imagine this is to ensure that the brainwashing is completely unmitigated by outside influence. The books and movies the kids watch are hilarious - such as the "scientific" film that attempts to debunk evolution by asking, "Doe YOUR grandmother look like THIS?," and they cut to a picture of an orangutang with long hair.


Scott De Pace.... the future of parenting....

Be very scared.....
harley-davidson
Quote: Scott De Pace.... the future of parenting....

Be very scared........



When that DE PACE comes on the show and spews his political views,he comes across as one dumb motherfucker unable to form an intelligent thought on his own....maybe it's just the nature of the republican party today
zimmie
PResident Bush will tell you what to believe....
ChaseDC
Quote: Originally posted by zimmie
PResident Bush will tell me to suck his cock....
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by zimmie
I'm a child fucker....
Stickman
I watched this last night. It's not that surprising if you live in the west, central Florida.

The filmmaker is Nancy Pelosi's daughter. She's a great documentarian. Check out her doc, Travels with George and the one she did on the Dem campaign of 04.

How this is not like a cult, I just don't know. I have great respect for the teachings of Christ but this is marketing and hypnotism.
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
I watched this last night. It's not that surprising if you live in the west, central Florida.

The filmmaker is Nancy Pelosi's daughter. She's a great documentarian. Check out her doc, Travels with George and the one she did on the Dem campaign of 04.

How this is not like a cult, I just don't know. I have great respect for the teachings of Christ but this is marketing and hypnotism.


Do you believe in God stickman?
Stickman
Quote: Originally posted by Halcyon
Do you believe in God stickman?


Yes, I believe in the creator of the universe, whatever that means.

You?
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
Yes, I believe in the creator of the universe, whatever that means.

You?


Nope
Ralphruinsthesh
Y'all seem darksided. I am a god warrior. Repent gargoyles.
Halcyon
Quote: Originally posted by Ralphruinsthesh
Y'all seem darksided. I am a god warrior. Repent gargoyles.


See you in hell! :hw:
falseprophet
When you're stupid, and have no prospects in the here and now, why not spend half the week on your knees hoping to Christ that you'll get yours in the hereafter. Nothing but a mob of intolerant hypocritic assholes. I really hate people like that.
SaintJimmy
There was one woman on there, I swear, to the best of my recollection, this is what she said:

"I teach my children the word of god because it's just easier to explain."

That shit really shouldn't be legal - it's fucking child abuse.
nikkyo
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
Yes, I believe in the creator of the universe, whatever that means.

You?



most people believe in the usefulness of their beliefs - an earthly and practical utility - but they do not believe in the underlying reality.

if beliefs does not control your most important decisions, it is not belief in the underlying reality, it is belief in the usefulness of believing.

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