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| jlohlinger |
Welcome to "Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread"... This is a thread for Bubba related show topics for 2/20/07...
With an ever growing number of Bubba marks we will continue to draw in assholes as well... If you can't follow the rules you will quickly find yourself on the outside looking in... if you treat us well we'll treat you better...
It looks as though we've been getting a lot of new additions to SFN and the Bubba Forum as well... Welcome to all of you that are coming over and giving us a look. I hope you'll find your visit enjoyable and take the time to register. For those of you already registered that would like to become supporters, click here...
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| jlohlinger |
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2617 Is the new Daily Thread Total to beat... 10/26/2006
10,068 posts is the Daily Thread Record Weekly Total set on 10/23/06 - 10/28/06 (6 Days)
Previous Shows Daily Whore Final Totals...
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Balloon Knot's Official Running Total...
209917...
Congratulations to Price Is Right for posting the 200,000th Daily Thread Post...
Currently the second largest ongoing thread on SFN... We may have chapters... but the story never ends... :hw:
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| Zeke |
| Good Early Morning All |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
G |
galfgaja
I'm a gonna be the 3rd person to post! |
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| copter |
| DAMN! gettin started early.. |
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| greddy10 |
| whats goin on everyone :hw: |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by copter
DAMN! gettin started early.. |
That is how we get so many posts.
Having a lot of posts in this thread makes BK feel like he has an average size penis :) |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
That is how we get so many posts.
Having a lot of posts in this thread makes BK feel like he has an average size penis :) |
No needle dick... it covers the replay because some wanted to be able to post during it but never wanted to start a thread of their own... since it is the "daily" thread it now encompasses a 24 hour span... I along with a good number of women know I have nothing to worry about in the size department... which is why I no problem driving a minivan... while Tucson has a Vette... :D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
No needle dick... ....... which is why I no problem driving a minivan... |
Well Mr. uglydick, I also drive a minivan, and I have a very small penis. So I guess that blows your little theory, huh? Whooo - Burn on you!!!!! :D
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
it covers the replay because some wanted to be able to post during it but never wanted to start a thread of their own... since it is the "daily" thread it now encompasses a 24 hour span... |
I was just having fun, I know that....
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I along with a good number of women know I have nothing to worry about in the size department... |
See, and I've only let 2 women live who know what a small dick I have.
That doesn't mean that I've killed a lot of them.... no, not at all. See, I have no game, am ugly, and have a terrible personality, so i don't get laid a lot, even with the help of a gun.
So, you "win" this round Jared.... for now... mwhahahaha |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Well Mr. uglydick, I also drive a minivan, and I have a very small penis. So I guess that blows your little theory, huh? Whooo - Burn on you!!!!! :D
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All I hear is "blah blah blah blah I'm Canadian please forgive me for not knowing any better blah blah blah blah..."
:D |
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| Timmy03 |
| This is my first post in the Listening Thread but I am ready to fully mark out. For the record, I drive a 1989 Jeep so my dick is cheap but reliable. |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
All I hear is "blah blah blah blah I'm Canadian please forgive me for not knowing any better blah blah blah blah..." :D |
You obviously suffer from "Scales" envy. Don't let it bother you, most people do and I don't blame them.
I live in Canada, land of the free, without political bullshit like you have in the U.S.
Our weed is strong, pure, cured well, affordable and easy to attain.
I have nicer eyes than you. I am very rugged and strong like a tractor.
I hunt and fish, own my own home and 3 vehicles, live very comfortably, breath clean air, and haven't seen a mexican since I last travelled to the U.S.
My mom says you guys are just jealous, so I don't care when you guys take out your jealousy on me with pure unadulterated hatred on my kind :p |
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| Double Rattler |
| Good morning everyone. Could'nt sleep so im sittin here all v'ed up jones surfin away. God I love my rattler. |
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| latindeelite |
| wow its early...hello all :hw: |
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| copter |
Quote: Originally posted by latindeelite
wow its early...hello all :hw: |
power pig hello :hw:
:bendover: |
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| SATANS BEST BUD |
| shitty deal or shittier deal |
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| brokenbricks |
| Bubba weighs 295 ?!?! WTF ? |
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| obie74 |
Quote: Originally posted by brokenbricks
Bubba weighs 295 ?!?! WTF ? |
Yup, he really packed on the pounds over the last couple months. But who is my fat ass to talk. I packed on 60 in 11 months |
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| brokenbricks |
| That's a lot too dude. What did Bubba weigh at his lightest ? |
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| Double Rattler |
| He packed it on but with the gapping hole in the leg he was not in a position to work out as usual. i am anxious to see if he drops the 12lbs by 330 today, hope he does. I lost that one night years age railed up jones. |
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| obie74 |
| Wow, I don't know that is a lot of weight to drop in that short of time. But I wish him luck too. I know I am going to cut out all the pop and try to flush my shit out with water. Would be nice to drop 10 pounds that quick. |
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by brokenbricks
That's a lot too dude. What did Bubba weigh at his lightest ? |
Around 8-9 pounds or so.
Trust me you guys... Bubba's bound and determined to lose this weight now. He's in a contest, his competitive nature is taking over... he's not gonna be stuck at 291 and full of fun. He'll drop the weight.
I'd be willing to bet in 3 months he's at 235. |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
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wow, someone was busy last night :) |
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| Heatherwiz |
| Someone sent me this at work this morning... |
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| WILL309 |
Good morning all!
Nextel has got to be the worst fucken cell phone company in the world! And there customer service is HORRIBLE!!!!!! |
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| Heatherwiz |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Good morning all!
Nextel has got to be the worst fucken cell phone company in the world! And there customer service is HORRIBLE!!!!!! |
Hmm are they having service issues? Must be why I haven't heard from my sexxxy booooyfriend.... |
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| oug13 |
Good Morning Marks....... :hw:
nice work on that photoshop BK! |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Hmm are they having service issues? Must be why I haven't heard from my sexxxy booooyfriend.... |
lol... you are correct honey... I can't get a text sent out to save my life this morning :mad: ... but I'm alive, I promise :hw: |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by NedsTesticles
lol... you are correct honey... I can't get a text sent out to save my life this morning :mad: ... but I'm alive, I promise :hw: |
Nextel is the worst! I have been on the phone with them for 45 minutes trying to get charges off my account! |
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| MeSelf |
G'morning miiizzzarks :hw:...Ahhh, w*@k sucks donkey dicks and it's not even 8:30 yet. To bad you can't make money posting...Or can you? :bigthink:
Nice work on the "Disciples of Knot"! Any word on the "Last Temptation of Knot"? :D |
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| WILL309 |
What the hell is the matter with people?!?! |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
What the hell is the matter with people?!?! |
I want to hear from BK, on this...(no lie, for real) |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
I want to hear from BK, on this...(no lie, for real) |
So far as... :dontknow: |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
So far as... :dontknow: |
Quote: Originally posted by ThisFaceBangsBeth
Sounds like an act of "terrorism" to me.
I wonder if they will charge the guy with that? |
Do you think this above post can happen under G. W.?
I just think the cab driver is out of his mind.....
Could be a test case.... :bigthink: |
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| MeSelf |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
Do you think this above post can happen under G. W.?
I just think the cab driver is out of his mind.....
Could be a test case.... :bigthink: |
Or a Gator fan...:D I can see Brent being full hot enough Sunday night to run down two Vandy students/prospects... |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
Or a Gator fan...:D I can see Brent being full hot enough Sunday night to run down two Vandy students/prospects... |
:lol:
I think Russ, more than Brent :D |
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
Or a Gator fan...:D I can see Brent being full hot enough Sunday night to run down two Vandy students/prospects... |
They deserved it. |
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| jlohlinger |
They could charge him with having committed a terrorist attack... they could charge him with a hate crime... there are so many different ways to approach it... I guess what it comes down to is how overzealous the prosecutor is and who in power decides to make this their pet project...
From a stand point of Christians vs. Muslims... my personal beliefs aside (I believe all organized religion should be disbanded... "church" should be what it was intended to be... merely a group of like minded people who come together to express and debate their beliefs) people need to stop following anything blindly... just because someone who seems to be an authority figure says something that doesn't make it necessarily fucking so... how many times has W done something in the name of God (although I honestly don't believe that is what he worships)
I would not be one bit surprised to see Muslims at some point over the next two years taken to "re-education" camps to ensure the safety of the United States and help bolster "Homeland Security"... with Al-Queda regaining operational muscle in Afghanistan while the smoke and mirror show in Iraq has been going on it may be time for "us" to start questioning everyone who doesn't look like "us"... on this point though if this does ever begin to happen (which it very well may have already) keep this in mind because it seems the majority of this country will not act on anything unless it personally affects them...
When the Nazis came…
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—
and there was no one left to speak out for me. |
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| MeSelf |
I figured that would wake you up Russ...
BK...Word is Nifong will be looking for a job soon...My guess is this cabby's only hope is Nifong moves to TN and charges him with rape...:D |
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| oug13 |
| Good points BK......thank you |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
I figured that would wake you up Russ...
BK...Word is Nifong will be looking for a job soon...My guess is this cabby's only hope is Nifong moves to TN and charges him with rape...:D |
Well if anyone could make a case for detaining an entire population I'm sure he could... how long do you figure it will be before he's appointed Attorney General... ;) |
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| MeSelf |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Well if anyone could make a case for detaining an entire population I'm sure he could... how long do you figure it will be before he's appointed Attorney General... ;) |
I read on Huffington Post where Bush 1 & 2 were making a play for "Jebya" to run in '08...Seems logical to make a stop in Durham on the way back up the east coast...Maybe sooner than we think ;) |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
I read on Huffington Post where Bush 1 & 2 were making a play for "Jebya" to run in '08...Seems logical to make a stop in Durham on the way back up the east coast...Maybe sooner than we think ;) |
Jeb is unelectable (for now) when 60% of this nation is saying they wish that W's reign of terror would end immediately... don't expect another Bush to be elected for at least another 8 years... when all the sheep have forgotten their history yet again... |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Jeb is unelectable (for now) when 60% of this nation is saying they wish that W's reign of terror would end immediately... don't expect another Bush to be elected for at least another 8 years... when all the sheep have forgotten their history yet again... |
But with all due respect everyone (including Howard) was screaming about how bad of a president W is and then he was still re-elected. Stranger things have happened in this world. |
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| jackelneck |
good morning everybody.
:hw: |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
But with all due respect everyone (including Howard) was screaming about how bad of a president W is and then he was still re-elected. Stranger things have happened in this world. |
Don't get me wrong... there are a shitload of stupid fucking people in this country... but the press surrounding this regime is going to grow increasingly negative and it's my personal belief we may see our first female President before '08... |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck
good morning everybody.
:hw: |
Morning Jackel... :hw: |
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| The Butler |
Morning ev'rybody. :hw:
Nothing like a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. :( |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Don't get me wrong... there are a shitload of stupid fucking people in this country... but the press surrounding this regime is going to grow increasingly negative and it's my personal belief we may see our first female President before '08... |
I definately agree with you! We honestly should see Hillary as the first women president but please remember that there are a lot of people out there who would never want to see a woman or black or whatever president. If it came down to a race between Hillary & Jeb I honestly think that Jeb would win. And I am not saying that he is better I am just saying that people would rather vote for a man rather then a woman. I will be voting for either Guiliani or Hillary! |
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| WILL309 |
Mornign Jackel!
Morning Butler! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
I definately agree with you! We honestly should see Hillary as the first women president but please remember that there are a lot of people out there who would never want to see a woman or black or whatever president. If it came down to a race between Hillary & Jeb I honestly think that Jeb would win. And I am not saying that he is better I am just saying that people would rather vote for a man rather then a woman. I will be voting for either Guiliani or Hillary! |
:secret: I meant Pelosi may been in before there is another Presidential Election... ;) |
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| Zeke |
| Happy Mardis Gras-Happy Fat Tuesday |
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| jlohlinger |
| God damn... even in death Anna Nicole Smith is annoying as fuck... :rolleyes: |
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| MeSelf |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
But with all due respect everyone (including Howard) was screaming about how bad of a president W is and then he was still re-elected. Stranger things have happened in this world. |
Let me try to sum it up...Three democratic presidential candidates have now visited my state (SC) and when speaking to predominantly black audiences, have urged state lawmakers to remove the confederate flag from the state house grounds. (SC use to fly it above the capitol building). The NAACP instituted a boycott of SC due to the flag, thus we can't host collegiate tournaments even though Clemson and USC split pre-season poles as #1s...I digress...
If I were a law maker is SC, my response to each of those candidates (all currently US senators) would be, "Why don't you worry about something that makes a difference in lives of everyday Americans...How about provide affordable health care for all Americans...Or wrangle in corporate greed so that hard working Americans can actually get ahead instead of paying Exxon executives hundreds of millions in bonuses. You guys worry about those things that actually make a difference, then I will worry about a fucking goddam flag." :mad: |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
:secret: I meant Pelosi may been in before there is another Presidential Election... ;) |
Okay I am gonna look like an ass for asking this but who is Pelosi? Is she the new speaker of the house? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by The Butler
Morning ev'rybody. :hw:
Nothing like a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. :( |
Good morning Butler... |
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| tuff bob |
| Checking in 5 hours before the show. Listening to BBC Radio 1 |
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| MeSelf |
| Hola, jackel, butler and Mr. Zeke...:hw: |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
Let me try to sum it up...Three democratic presidential candidates have now visited my state (SC) and when speaking to predominantly black audiences, have urged state lawmakers to remove the confederate flag from the state house grounds. (SC use to fly it above the capitol building). The NAACP instituted a boycott of SC due to the flag, thus we can't host collegiate tournaments even though Clemson and USC split pre-season poles as #1s...I digress...
If I were a law maker is SC, my response to each of those candidates (all currently US senators) would be, "Why don't you worry about something that makes a difference in lives of everyday Americans...How about provide affordable health care for all Americans...Or wrangle in corporate greed so that hard working Americans can actually get ahead instead of paying Exxon executives hundreds of millions in bonuses. You guys worry about those things that actually make a difference, then I will worry about a fucking goddam flag." :mad: |
Dude I totally agree with you. A huge problem with this nation is that we are more concerned with things that are going on somewhere else and we aren't worrying about what is going on right in our backyard. For example, why would the mayor of NYC need to take trips all over the world to meet with world leaders, at the taxpayers expense may I add? I have never understood why this happened. Then where I live, in Yonkers, our schools are the worst in the state because they are so underfunded! Its ridiculous! |
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| azkellie |
| :hw: Me, Jackel, Butler, Zeke & anyone else i missed early this a.m. |
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| WILL309 |
Morning Kellie!
Morning Zeke! |
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| MeSelf |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Dude I totally agree with you. A huge problem with this nation is that we are more concerned with things that are going on somewhere else and we aren't worrying about what is going on right in our backyard. For example, why would the mayor of NYC need to take trips all over the world to meet with world leaders, at the taxpayers expense may I add? I have never understood why this happened. Then where I live, in Yonkers, our schools are the worst in the state because they are so underfunded! Its ridiculous! |
Don't get me started on schools, dude. No offense to my fellow 1%-ers in Mississippi, but SC is always competing with them for last place in just about every scholastic category...However, we usually lead the nation in teen pregnancy and domestic violence! WhooHoo! :rolleyes: |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Okay I am gonna look like an ass for asking this but who is Pelosi? Is she the new speaker of the house? |
Yes... and you don't look like an ass for not being certain of something and asking... you only look like an ass if you go in front of the nation and tell blatant lies that anyone that knows what factcheck.org is could call bullshit in five minutes and site references... ;) |
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| MeSelf |
| G'morning kellie :hw: Sorry I missed you there...Kind of fired up this morning... ;) |
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| jlohlinger |
| This fucking judge in this Anna Nicole Smith proceeding needs to get the living shit smacked out of him... grandstanding dip shit... :rolleyes: |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
Don't get me started on schools, dude. No offense to my fellow 1%-ers in Mississippi, but SC is always competing with them for last place in just about every scholastic category...However, we usually lead the nation in teen pregnancy and domestic violence! WhooHoo! :rolleyes: |
Yonkers, NY is the most underfunded schools in NYS. I think, I could be wrong but I think, that it has something to do with Yonkers officials not wanted to desegregate the schools till I was 8 or so. We get no money! Schools in NYS with less students & less programs get twice as much money. Then they wonder why there are no teachers and no one wants to work for the schools.
And a few years ago the superintendent, who since has resigned, hired a family member to work as an accountant in his office straight out of school with a starting salary of $70,000 per year. I am an accountant and I didnt start anywhere close to that. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Yes... and you don't look like an ass for not being certain of something and asking... you only look like an ass if you go in front of the nation and tell blatant lies that anyone that knows what factcheck.org is could call bullshit in five minutes and site references... ;) |
Wait so is she the new speaker of the house? |
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| MeSelf |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Wait so is she the new speaker of the house? |
Yep...Kind of a firecracker, too. Fun to watch! |
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| azkellie |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
G'morning kellie :hw: Sorry I missed you there...Kind of fired up this morning... ;) |
No problem ;) I try and stay away from the political stuff :bang: |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
Yep...Kind of a firecracker, too. Fun to watch! |
Gotcha! Thank you! For her to take over something would have to happen to W and Dick! |
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| jackelneck |
this is really going to help out my neck of the woods...with the big 3 maybe 2 after Daimler has chose to sell the Chrysler brand. this should help out the Michigan economy. just a couple trillion in aid for a already shit economy. :rolleyes:
http://wizardkitten.blogspot.com/20...o-michigan.html |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by azkellie
No problem ;) I try and stay away from the political stuff :bang: |
Sorry Kellie!
Normally I do too but this was an interesting topic! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
This fucking judge in this Anna Nicole Smith proceeding needs to get the living shit smacked out of him... grandstanding dip shit... :rolleyes: |
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Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The
lawyers have taken all the dough. |
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| MeSelf |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Gotcha! Thank you! For her to take over something would have to happen to W and Dick! |
:suicide: |
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| jackelneck |
| morning kellie, meself, will, zeke , butler & bk. |
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| WILL309 |
| Miller you put a lot of thought into that huh! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Miller you put a lot of thought into that huh! |
LOL actually i found it on the net. |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by MeSelf
Hola, jackel, butler and Mr. Zeke...:hw: |
Good Morning Me... |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by azkellie
:hw: |
that cat come back yet? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
LOL actually i found it on the net. |
Don't you mean the interwebs... :rolleyes:
:nanana: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by azkellie
:hw: Me, Jackel, Butler, Zeke & anyone else i missed early this a.m. |
Good Morning Mz.Kellie...:flowers: |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Don't you mean the interwebs... :rolleyes:
:nanana: |
I invented the internets. |
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| irish_na |
| Good morning everyone my day is all ready off to a great start!! :cool: |
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| irish_na |
Good Day,
My name is Mrs.Hannah Jack Williams I am a dying woman who have
decided to donate what I have to you/Organization. I am 59 years old
and I was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after
the death of my husband, who had left me everything he worked for. I
have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late husband to you for the good work of God than allow my relatives
to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.
Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God
to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God.
I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning I decided to
WILL/donate the sum of $3,500,000(Three million five hundred thousand
dollars) to you/Organization for the good work of the lord, and also
to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance
of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the
fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have
adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware I have changed my will, you
and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from the Private
Finance company to your humble self.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly,
and Please use the funds well and always extend the good work to
others.Contact my Executor (Barrister Edward Hayes) with this
specified Email: (bar.edward007hayes@yahoo.com.hk) with your full
names contact telephone/fax number and your full address and tell him
that I have WILLED($3,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him
that I am WILL-IN that amount to you for a specific and good work.
Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished as I dont want anything that will Jeopardize
my last wish.And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I dont
want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.
Regards,
Mrs.Hannah Jack Williams |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Wait so is she the new speaker of the house? |
And who thought that one could actually learn stuff on SFN............
Morning Will... |
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| jlohlinger |
Alright... now this was printed in the local newspaper this morning...
Quote: Originally posted by Reading Eagle
Daily thought
“The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights and likewise the wife to her husband.” I Corinthians 7:3
The bond of marriage is the greatest opportunity on earth to mirror the Blessed Trinity in heaven.
The Rev. Calvin Kurtz, Reading Berks Conference of Churches |
Now... I'm no Reverend... but to me that says the husband should be putting the stones to his wife... and she should spread 'em once in a while... but what do I know... :D |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I invented the internets. |
Is that you Al Gore... :hw: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jackelneck
this is really going to help out my neck of the woods...with the big 3 maybe 2 after Daimler has chose to sell the Chrysler brand. this should help out the Michigan economy. just a couple trillion in aid for a already shit economy. :rolleyes:
http://wizardkitten.blogspot.com/20...o-michigan.html |
Morning JackelNeck... |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
And who thought that one could actually learn stuff on SFN............
Morning Will... |
I knew the new speaker of the house was a woman but I didn know her name. But thanks to BK i will not forget it!
Mornin Zeke! |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
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Good morning Mr. Miller... |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13
that cat come back yet? |
Morning Oug.................... |
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| jlohlinger |
| Wow... this Judge is such a fucking tool... he is loving his camera time... :rolleyes: |
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