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| jlohlinger |
Welcome to "Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread"... This is a thread for Bubba related show topics for 2/22/07...
With an ever growing number of Bubba marks we will continue to draw in assholes as well... If you can't follow the rules you will quickly find yourself on the outside looking in... if you treat us well we'll treat you better...
It looks as though we've been getting a lot of new additions to SFN and the Bubba Forum as well... Welcome to all of you that are coming over and giving us a look. I hope you'll find your visit enjoyable and take the time to register. For those of you already registered that would like to become supporters, click here...

The Hand's Parodies...

"Manson Blues" (Post Bubba-Reaming Mix) by The Hand
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"Hogan Mark" by The Hand
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"Suck Me" by The Hand
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"My holes wide open" by The Hand
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"Laskers got a gun" by The Hand
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"I hurt my Sack" by The Hand
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"On the chip" by The Hand
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"Wake me up when Doctor Mark ends" by The Hand
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"Big Faggot" by The Hand
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Remember to head over to Bubba's Website...

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If you're heading to Florida and need some accessories for your rig... or want to pick up some Bubba gear... head over to the 75 Chrome Shop...
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| jlohlinger |
For the latest news from our very own NASCAR Insider visit Captain Thunder's site...

Smoke's track... Eldora Speedway's website:

Visit Donna's Tiger Lillies Florist to send flowers worldwide for any occasion...

To visit Dr. Mark's site click here...

Go to Beacon Credit Repair for help with fighting off the credit bureaus...

To pick up a new pair of Butkus Boots click below...

Make certain you get your question in for the February State of the Bubba Address...
TO ADD A QUESTION CLICK HERE NOW...

2617 Is the new Daily Thread Total to beat... 10/26/2006
10,068 posts is the Daily Thread Record Weekly Total set on 10/23/06 - 10/28/06 (6 Days)
Previous Shows Daily Whore Final Totals...
Zeke 139
azkellie 127
airics 100
TheEdge 89
Ned'sTesticles 79
PriceIsRight 77
jlohlinger 73
mjuhl76 70
VicRomano 64
SternBuddhaFan 58
Monthy Posting Totals...
March 2006 - 3291
April 2006 - 8120
May 2006 - 14141
June 2006 - 12150
July 2006 - 13387
August 2006 - 15986
September 2006 - 14792
October 2006 - 27693
November 2006 - 26882
December 2006 - 24333
January 2007 - 30099
February 2007 - 21052
Balloon Knot's Official Running Total...
211937...
Congratulations to Price Is Right for posting the 200,000th Daily Thread Post...
Currently the second largest ongoing thread on SFN... We may have chapters... but the story never ends... :hw:
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| Zeke |
| Good Early Morning All |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Good Early Morning All |
Morning Zeke... :hw: |
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| catdr9155 |
| Good early mornin darksiders. Hump day! |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
| I dig that,, good work Knot! |
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| teeroy |
| nice one Knot....:tu: |
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| catdr9155 |
| So many questions to be asked about it though? :D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 So many questions to be asked about it though? :D |
I always ask myself....
What wold Davinci say? What would he see? |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Morning Zeke... :hw: |
Hey Great and Illustrious Boss... |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales I always ask myself....
What wold Davinci say? What would he see? |
Not DiVinci... Bassano... ;) |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Hey Great and Illustrious Boss... |
:lol:
It's me Zeke... the wife is in bed... ;) |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales I always ask myself....
What wold Davinci say? What would he see? | I can see, so many to ask :D |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger :lol:
It's me Zeke... the wife is in bed... ;) | Did you yet the NASCAR yahoo update? |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger :lol:
It's me Zeke... the wife is in bed... ;) |
Just took it in the hind end......did ya, she must be purty tired, ya, weared her out! :D |
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| HawgHead |
:lol: I printed that one out man....goodrrrrr brother Zeke! I knew there was a health benefit from it...I JUST KNEW IT! |
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| jlohlinger |
Although... DiVinci was the inspiration for my living room ceiling... ;)


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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead Just took it in the hind end..... |
:lol:
I've been looking for a quote! |
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| azbigwillie |
catdr9155
where in the big az are you with your mountian views |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead :lol: I printed that one out man....goodrrrrr brother Zeke! I knew there was a health benefit from it...I JUST KNEW IT! |
Hey Brother Hawg...We got to spread the news....
Also...there a lot of guys here, who are immune now.... |
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| MavTruck |
dang, i'm feelin might red-n-dirty, feels like a cat's been runnin around the cab loose.
well f u whore's i'll go get my coffee and hit the road
was that hawg i saw posting up there |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Hey Brother Hawg...We got to spread the news....
Also...there a lot of guys here, who are immune now.... |
The news just got put in my wife's pocket book.......LOL
The guy part....I must say, I don't know nuthin' about! Thank god for that! |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 Did you yet the NASCAR yahoo update? |
????? |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead Just took it in the hind end......did ya, she must be purty tired, ya, weared her out! :D |
She tried... but I have a headache... :D |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by MavTruck dang, i'm feelin might red-n-dirty, feels like a cat's been runnin around the cab loose.
well f u whore's i'll go get my coffee and hit the road
was that hawg i saw posting up there |
Ya, my brother, just got home for the first time in like, about 20 hours....gitin' rrr done bro....tiltin' um' back right now though! |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger She tried... but I have a headache... :D |
I bet you do! Poor girl does anything for you doesn't she.... :D |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger ????? |
Yahoo! Fantasy Sports will perform scheduled server maintenance beginning Thursday, February 22nd, at 10:00pm PST, and ending Friday, February 23rd, at 4:00am PST. You will not have access to Yahoo! Fantasy Sports games at this time, so please choose your drivers for the Auto Club 500 by Thursday, February 22nd, at 10:00pm PST. Thank you for your understanding. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead I bet you do! Poor girl does anything for you doesn't she.... :D |
Gotta gettum' young so they don't know there's anything wrong with it... :D |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger She tried... but I have a headache... :D |
Hey Boss....my key doesn't work in the back ...oops...K5 |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by azbigwillie catdr9155
where in the big az are you with your mountian views | Phx area. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales :lol:
I've been looking for a quote! |
:lol:
And another drunken story pays dividends... :D |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 Yahoo! Fantasy Sports will perform scheduled server maintenance beginning Thursday, February 22nd, at 10:00pm PST, and ending Friday, February 23rd, at 4:00am PST. You will not have access to Yahoo! Fantasy Sports games at this time, so please choose your drivers for the Auto Club 500 by Thursday, February 22nd, at 10:00pm PST. Thank you for your understanding. |
Gotcha... I changed them last night... :bigup:
I'm still waiting for my first Butler reminder of the season... ;) |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 Phx area. |
If you guys didn't know already, azbigwillie was with Mr T and Bubba.... |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke If you guys didn't know already, azbigwillie was with Mr T and Bubba.... | I figured as much, That new bottle of grey goose and the red bull lasted all weekend. Just saying ;) |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Gotcha... I changed them last night... :bigup:
I'm still waiting for my first Butler reminder of the season... ;) | Im scrambling now tryin to get some stats. |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger :lol:
And another drunken story pays dividends... :D |
Hawg has mentioned you taking it in the hind end from your wife, way too many times for me to think he doesn't have an obsession with you
But, you don't drink, so you can't blame that story you told him on drunkenness.
You've got the eyes that look as if you are always waiting a hind end pumping, good and hard, trust me, I know what those eyes look like! |
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| mjm |
| Gee I must have farted in the bar because everyone is over here opposed to the bar |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 Im scrambling now tryin to get some stats. |
I did mine yesterday. Over thinking will only fuck things up |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm Gee I must have farted in the bar because everyone is over here opposed to the bar | Farting is allowed at either place. If you can capture the wav. sound would be funny as hell. |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm I did mine yesterday. Over thinking will only fuck things up | I hate Fontana,,, Im averaging the expert picks and using those. |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 I hate Fontana,,, Im averaging the expert picks and using those. |
Hahahaha
here are some driver initals to think about
KK
JJ
TS
CE
KH
RN
Good Luck |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 Farting is allowed at either place. If you can capture the wav. sound would be funny as hell. |
Humm thats not a uncommon thing around my place. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales Hawg has mentioned you taking it in the hind end from your wife, way too many times for me to think he doesn't have an obsession with you
But, you don't drink, so you can't blame that story you told him on drunkenness.
You've got the eyes that look as if you are always waiting a hind end pumping, good and hard, trust me, I know what those eyes look like! |
No... I don't drink except at gatherings... but someone insisted on shots of Jaegermeister... :whiskey: |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales Hawg has mentioned you taking it in the hind end from your wife, way too many times for me to think he doesn't have an obsession with you
But, you don't drink, so you can't blame that story you told him on drunkenness.
You've got the eyes that look as if you are always waiting a hind end pumping, good and hard, trust me, I know what those eyes look like! |
:lol: You are one funny sum bitch! You said, he don't drink...... :jj: :funny:
Wow, brother, if you woulda saw him the nights I did, with him drinkin'.....
THE MORE ACCURATE STATEMENT SHOULD BE:
How about this....he doesn't drink 90% of the time....but when he does....watch the F out! :D |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm Hahahaha
here are some driver initals to think about
KK
JJ
TS
CE
KH
RN
Good Luck | I know,,, choices choices! |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger No... I don't drink except at gatherings... but someone insisted on shots of Jaegermeister... :whiskey: |
Ya, and who was that...... :bigthink: |
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| mjm |
The inside of Bowyer's car after his wreak at the 500
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead :Wow, brother, if you woulda saw him the nights I did, with him drinkin'.....
THE MORE ACCURATE STATEMENT SHOULD BE:
How about this....he doesn't drink 90% of the time....but when he does....watch the F out! :D |
Well, I just read what he typed, but I think you probably put it more honestly.
Non regular drinkers are always funny when they do decide to drink, especially shots of Jaeger (and we all know, Knot gulps down shots of Jaeger :) )
So he likes some anal play, no big deal, just something to put down in our "book of us".
We'll have to watch for the sick fucker who brings bottles of Jaeger to the meet and greet, unless of course it is Ned. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead :lol: You are one funny sum bitch! You said, he don't drink...... :jj: :funny:
Wow, brother, if you woulda saw him the nights I did, with him drinkin'.....
THE MORE ACCURATE STATEMENT SHOULD BE:
How about this....he doesn't drink 90% of the time....but when he does....watch the F out! :D |
Yep... that about sums it up... :D |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead Ya, and who was that...... :bigthink: |
:whistle: |
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| catdr9155 |
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155 I know,,, choices choices! | kk,ts,dh,dg,dr. Final picks. :bigup: |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm The inside of Bowyer's car after his wreak at the 500 |
For fuck sakes why cant I get it to work |
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| Gator_Russ |
KK - Kasey Khane
JJ - Jimmy Johnson
TS - Tony Stewart
CE - Carl Edwards
KH - Kevin Harvick (IDIOT!)
RN - Ryan Newman.
Yay. I can play along.
My turn.
SR
JN
CB
KS
RS
DS
DH
WB
Have at it guys. :) |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ KK - Kasey Khane
JJ - Jimmy Johnson
TS - Tony Stewart
CE - Carl Edwards
KH - Kevin Harvick (IDIOT!)
RN - Ryan Newman.
Yay. I can play along.
My turn.
SR
JN
CB
KS
RS
DS
DH
WB
Have at it guys. :) |
SR- Scott Rigs
JN - Joe Nemachek
CB - Clint Bowyer
KS - Ken Schrader
RS -
DS -
DH - Denny Hamlin
WB - Ward Burton
No looking either, I am stumped on the RS and DS |
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm RS Regan Smith? |
Winner! |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger No... I don't drink except at gatherings... but someone insisted on shots of Jaegermeister... :whiskey: |
I wish I could have been there.
In Hawgheads bar earlier tonight, I mentioned that some Hockey player from out of Town that I don't know mentioned that I sounded like "that Lasker guy from Bubba the Love Sponge" at a bar in my home town.
What do you think? He's not the first person to mention it, but the first Bubba fan who brought it up out of the blue. |
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| FTEBubbaStern |
| Less than 14 hours to go, overnight replay jones now. |
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| catdr9155 |
| Competing against our own daily threads now! Jezzzz |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ Winner! |
DS David Stremme (Sp?)
I still have not looked |
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| AZ Marine |
SR Scott Riggs
JN Joe Nemechek
CB Clint Bowyer
KS Ken Schrader
RS Reed Sorenson
DS David Stremme
DH Denny Hamlin
WB Ward Burton
That was the best that I could do. |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger Not DiVinci... Bassano... ;) |
Look what google brings up first.
http://www.bassano.ca/ |
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| AZ Marine |
| Finally , full supporter Jones. |
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| teeroy |
| bought a few things for Mr.T on my way back in Jasper, he likes meese.... :D |
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy he likes meese.... :D |
HA! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS IT!!
I knew I wasn't crazy!!! |
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| AZ Marine |
| that is great . I want something that says welcome to Arizona , now go home. |
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| teeroy |
| bobble head, and fridge magnet..... |
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| Gator_Russ |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm DS David Stremme (Sp?)
I still have not looked |
Yup. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by AZ Marine that is great . I want something that says welcome to Arizona , now go home. | I like the armadillo hard hats like in the Dukes movie..... :D |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy bought a few things for Mr.T on my way back in Jasper, he likes meese.... :D |
Very nice.
Here are 2 little known facts. The Blue car in my av was named "The Moose" and in high School my nickname was "moose" |
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| teeroy |
| ha! is that why BK calls ya Messier? funny..... :D |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy ha! is that why BK calls ya Messier? funny..... :D |
No but thats even more ironic |
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| teeroy |
| didja go all Robby Gordon on him? :D |
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| mjm |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy didja go all Robby Gordon on him? :D |
No helmet toss at him. But he did get a ear full |
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| mjm |
| Well off to bed. See you guys later |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm Well off to bed. See you guys later | night bro....:hw: |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by mjm Well off to bed. See you guys later |
See ya Hoss! Have a goodrrrr! |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead See ya Hoss! Have a goodrrrr! | hey Hawg, up late, or up early? :D |
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| HawgHead |
| They just updated the SFN menu for Mozzilla 2.0, bout friggin time.... |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy hey Hawg, up late, or up early? :D |
Hey buddy, it is 1:43 am here where I am, up late, just got home around midnight here, so I started tippin' a few.....
How ya been bro, ain't never around when you are....I usually hit the hay, right before you get on... |
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| Gator_Russ |
| I'm still here! |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead Hey buddy, it is 1:43 am here where I am, up late, just got home around midnight here, so I started tippin' a few.....
How ya been bro, ain't never around when you are....I usually hit the hay, right before you get on... | been on holidays for a week, just got back from a week of snowmobiling in the mountains of north eastern British Columbia. had a great time, there was 18 of us that go every year at the same time. this was the most snow I had ever seen out there. kick ass!! |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ I'm still here! |
Hey Hoss, how ya doin' bro.... |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by Gator_Russ I'm still here! | :hw: |
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| PrincessPugMac |
hi and goodnight all. new survey on btls. I was up w/ a sick dog all night last night so missed most of the show today if anyone wants to give me inside iggy on what happend much appreciated.
Can Justin Timberlake beat Brents ass??
Yes: 52%
No: 47%
Total votes-2128
if you are having |
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| teeroy |
| hi PPM, sorry but I slept thru the whole friggin' show today. blew a shift so to speak.... :( |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy been on holidays for a week, just got back from a week of snowmobiling in the mountains of north eastern British Columbia. had a great time, there was 18 of us that go every year at the same time. this was the most snow I had ever seen out there. kick ass!! |
Geesh man, be carefull, up there, ever since you told me about them thar, snow avalanches, that would scare the heck outta me.
I think I am leaving on Friday morning with my boys to northern Pennsyltucky, for the annual drink, gun, blow up, fest. It is the only time I get away all year, so I am looking forward to it....maybe I will post a few photos.. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead Geesh man, be carefull, up there, ever since you told me about them thar, snow avalanches, that would scare the heck outta me.
I think I am leaving on Friday morning with my boys to northern Pennsyltucky, for the annual drink, gun, blow up, fest. It is the only time I get away all year, so I am looking forward to it....maybe I will post a few photos.. | sounds like too much fun for one guy, send me a ticket..... :D |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy sounds like too much fun for one guy, send me a ticket..... :D |
We have a blast man, we play Elvira, about 100 times over and over at the local bar that takes 45 minutes to get to, from the cabin. Then we buy the locals rounds of drinks, over and over again....it costs about 8 bucks to do that....LOL.. |
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| teeroy |
Quote: Originally posted by HawgHead We have a blast man, we play Elvira, about 100 times over and over at the local bar that takes 45 minutes to get to, from the cabin. Then we buy the locals rounds of drinks, over and over again....it costs about 8 bucks to do that....LOL.. | sounds great man, cheap drinks for sure... :D we averaged over $400 a night in the bar at our hotel, between 6 guys. we even talked a waitress into letting us spank her for $200..... |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy sounds great man, cheap drinks for sure... :D we averaged over $400 a night in the bar at our hotel, between 6 guys. we even talked a waitress into letting us spank her for $200..... |
Holy shitzzzzzzooooola! $400 dollars? A night? 6 dudes?....
Must be nice to be a Canadian! :D :D |
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| teeroy |
| freakin double post jones again.... :mad: |
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| HawgHead |
Quote: Originally posted by teeroy sounds great man, cheap drinks for sure... :D we averaged over $400 a night in the bar at our hotel, between 6 guys. we even talked a waitress into letting us spank her for $200..... |
Well, hope y'all got some good licks in! :D :D |
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