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Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread 3/29/07... State of the Bubba Edition - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics
SCUBOG
what's up Dizzark Sizzide. I'm off for the rest of the day to listen to SOTB without any interuptions.

You guys are stuck with me!
d-rob70
Just got this in an email....A little long winded, but funny nonetheless.

(I am expecting no less than 2 Colin Powell's on this one)

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

Thought for the Day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
Badgerbreeze
Quote: Originally posted by heed
But at least we have got our basketball coach for the next 7 year!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOO!!!!


But????? How tight is that contract, is there a buy out agreement, we listened to the same talk when Bruce Pearl was at UWM, I know Tony is a different quality person but they do make offers these guys can't refuse. And he is going to be a great coach for a long time.
airics
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
what's up Dizzark Sizzide. I'm off for the rest of the day to listen to SOTB without any interuptions.

You guys are stuck with me!


Looking forward to your liqued assing Tmw and need to rest :D
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
what's up Dizzark Sizzide. I'm off for the rest of the day to listen to SOTB without any interuptions.

You guys are stuck with me!


Hey Scubog...

SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by airics
Looking forward to your liqued assing Tmw and need to rest :D


:punk:
LanceJr
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970
Still having residual effects from getting rear-ended by that teenager several weeks ago??


If I had a dollar for everytime I've got rear-ended from a teenager...wait what?
airics
Good one d-rob
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76
Hey Scubog...



Que pasa Mi Hermizzzzzzano?
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
Que pasa Mi Hermizzzzzzano?


Nada....that's the extent of my knowledge of the Spanish language...:lol:
PriceIsRight
yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock:
FTEnelson
hahah love the stuff on wd40 lol
heed
Quote: Originally posted by Badgerbreeze
But????? How tight is that contract, is there a buy out agreement, we listened to the same talk when Bruce Pearl was at UWM, I know Tony is a different quality person but they do make offers these guys can't refuse. And he is going to be a great coach for a long time.


Buyout after 5 years....but loses the massive balloon payment at the end if he buys out...listening to him today and seeing the contract he signed...he is in it for the long haul...he didn't get a huge yearly salary.
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock:


Oh no...PIR is here to terrorize us all........

PriceIsRight
Whoa, massive office fire in Houston!
http://news.aol.com/topnews/article...S00010000000001
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76
Oh no...PIR is here to terrorize us all........

]


SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days!
airics
hey now price
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days!


I here ya bro. I'm sitting here at home with my new pet turtle, waiting for it to start.
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days!


Noice...I gotta operate from jail for the show...every day...:lol:
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
:punk:


Afternoon Sir Scub...
oug13
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
All Hail Oug.....
hey, Zeke

SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Afternoon Sir Scub...


Chillin like a villain YO
oug13
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970
Still having residual effects from getting rear-ended by that teenager several weeks ago??
YES, start rehab on Tuesday...starting to really suck
LanceJr
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Whoa, massive office fire in Houston!
http://news.aol.com/topnews/article...S00010000000001


Thanks for the 4 hour late new update.

Doesn't effect Bubba's appearance not sure why you told us this though.
Just sayin' :)
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock:


Hey PIR...
airics
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
I here ya bro. I'm sitting here at home with my new pet turtle, waiting for it to start.


How do you start a turtle :scratch:
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days!



sotb is always the best
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by airics
How do you start a turtle :scratch:


PIR teaches a class....
oug13
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock:
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Hey PIR...



rofl zeke where do you find all them smily's
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by airics
How do you start a turtle :scratch:


With a little anal and jumper cables. Duh!
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by airics
hey now price


Sup there, short stuff!
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
Chillin like a villain YO
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
I here ya bro. I'm sitting here at home with my new pet turtle, waiting for it to start.


Why am I having trouble believing that?
:D
FTEnelson
pir how are ya my brother
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
Hey PIR...


hahah where the hell do you find those??
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by airics
How do you start a turtle :scratch:


:rofl:
johnl
hello all. FTE, how's that knee???
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by oug13


My homeboys are here for SOTB!
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by johnl
hello all. FTE, how's that knee???



its good brother

hows yours


:D
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
pir how are ya my brother


Not bad, limpy. I saw the pic of the black girls..I'd be all over #2 and #4! Black girls are fun!
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
My homeboys are here for SOTB!


didnt think anyone liked you

:D
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
didnt think anyone liked you

:D


My people are always loyal!
Zeke
[QUOTE=oug13]hey, Zeke

[/QUOTE
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Not bad, limpy. I saw the pic of the black girls..I'd be all over #2 and #4! Black girls are fun!



hmmm wish ive had the experience

not to many decent lookin black girls in my area hahah
clarkro2
Only one more deliverable and I'm done for the day.
airics
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
My homeboys are here for SOTB!


To go with your sig
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
My people are always loyal!


this is true brother


i supposeim one of the dummy's

:D
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
hmmm wish ive had the experience

not to many decent lookin black girls in my area hahah


I fooled around with a few when I lived in New York. Lotsa fun!
d-rob70
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Why am I having trouble believing that?
:D


He's Here!!!
Scales
From Jackie the Jokeman.... groan....

Where would you find a turtle with no legs?

Just where you last put him.
purple cowboy
noob alert... see ya in a half hour ;)
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
I fooled around with a few when I lived in New York. Lotsa fun!



hmm well once i can walk without a limp i might have to go out for a hunt for one


or maybe i sould still have the limp hehe
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by airics
To go with your sig


heheee..do you miss the old days when I'd always have him ready for you?
:D
d-rob70
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
He's Here!!!


Made that from this gif.....

FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by purple cowboy
noob alert... see ya in a half hour ;)


:fuckyou:


why dont ya post something almost wort reading
johnl
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
its good brother

hows yours


:D


haha.. funny you should ask... been rainy here. You'll be able to tell when it's gonna' rain because it'll start hurting a little...
airics
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
heheee..do you miss the old days when I'd always have him ready for you?
:D


Yeah and some of the old gang also
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by johnl
haha.. funny you should ask... been rainy here. You'll be able to tell when it's gonna' rain because it'll start hurting a little...


i hear that i have that probelem witha finger that i broke a few years ago


hmmm guess i shoulda had the doc look at that lol
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
:fuckyou:


why dont ya post something almost wort reading


:lol:
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
He's Here!!!


Now that's funny!

D-ROB F'IN' 70 KICKIN' ASSSSSSSSSSSS
Zeke
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
rofl zeke where do you find all them smily's


They be around....
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
:fuckyou:


why dont ya post something almost worth reading


Whoa...FTE comin' stiff...Nice budday!
d-rob70
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
:lol:


fucking noobs huh what the fuck i dont care if he ever comes back in 30
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
From Jackie the Jokeman.... groan....
Where would you find a turtle with no legs?
Just where you last put him.


hehee..mine are so lazy, they have legs, and still won't move!
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
hmm well once i can walk without a limp i might have to go out for a hunt for one
or maybe i sould still have the limp hehe


A lot of black girls like white guys. You'll know which ones do. You'll see it right away.
I definitely recommend it!
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
fucking noobs huh what the fuck i dont care if he ever comes back in 30


Easy Nelson, Put that Rig in Granny gear and chill Bro. :D
LanceJr
Quote: Originally posted by purple cowboy
noob alert... see ya in a half hour ;)


Jesus christ.

This is the second one today saying "HI or some bullshit" just to get their post in for the hour. If your limited at least say something constructive, reacting to anothers post, at least TRY to contribute in some way. Makes me wonder what will happen when the "training" gets lifted on their accounts
d-rob70
Plinko, Anyone???

heed
NOOBS GO PUT YOUR BULLSHIT IN WSAG....OR ELSE
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70


Damn, how come she never finds her way backstage?
:D
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
hehee..mine are so lazy, they have legs, and still won't move!


I have found that this little turtle makes an awesome pet for the cat :D
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Plinko, Anyone???



Best game they have on the show.
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
Easy Nelson, Put that Rig in Granny gear and chill Bro. :D


hehe sorry im just bored outa my tits man lol
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by LanceJr
Jesus christ.

This is the second one today saying "HI or some bullshit" just to get their post in for the hour. If your limited at least say something constructive, reacting to anothers post, at least TRY to contribute in some way. Makes me wonder what will happen when the "training" gets lifted on their accounts


Hi
muu
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76
Best game they have on the show.


i like it when they spin the BIG wheel.
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Plinko, Anyone???



I love that game!
I used to watch the show every day at school lunchtime, in the 80's. Yes, I'm getting old heheee
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
Plinko, Anyone???



love that game man
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
I have found that this little turtle makes an awesome pet for the cat :D


Oh that's SOOOO wrong!
:D
oug13
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76
Best game they have on the show.
:yesshake:
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
Hi



:lol: :lol:
d-rob70
Quote: Originally posted by muu
i like it when they spin the BIG wheel.


PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
hehe sorry im just bored outa my tits man lol


I'm bulging out of mine.
Corky the 'Tard
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke
They be around....


I be around too! What up Zeke!?! ¿Que pasa? I'm home from work with a wicked case of bronchitis so I'm totally whoring it up today!!
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by muu
i like it when they spin the BIG wheel.


I wanna see someone get KOed by one of the pegs on the side...that would be great.
Corky the 'Tard
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
Hi


Hi. :rolleye2:
PriceIsRight
In the 80's, one of the gameshow girls, Holly, had dark hair. She was so hot..I used to hump my fist every time she came on!
airics
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard
I be around too! What up Zeke!?! ¿Que pasa? I'm home from work with a wicked case of bronchitis so I'm totally whoring it up today!!


okay we have are darkside tard now let the show begin. hey now Corky
heed
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard
Hi. :rolleye2:

What's up Corky??
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
In the 80's, one of the gameshow girls, Holly, had dark hair. She was so hot..I used to hump my fist every time she came on!


:lol: :lol:
LanceJr
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG
Hi


How's it going?


Ha,Ha...it's different with us non-training bra's.
Swish
Quote: Originally posted by LanceJr
Jesus christ.

This is the second one today saying "HI or some bullshit" just to get their post in for the hour. If your limited at least say something constructive, reacting to anothers post, at least TRY to contribute in some way. Makes me wonder what will happen when the "training" gets lifted on their accounts


Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post.
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard
I be around too! What up Zeke!?! ¿Que pasa? I'm home from work with a wicked case of bronchitis so I'm totally whoring it up today!!


I had it last week Cork. It's going around Tampa. Hope you went to the doc to get some meds.
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
In the 80's, one of the gameshow girls, Holly, had dark hair. She was so hot..I used to hump my fist every time she came on!


You remember their names??? Damn..you are old gramps...don't fall down and break a hip alright...:lol:
FTEnelson
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post.



theres swish

how are ya brother
PriceIsRight
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76
You remember their names??? Damn..you are old gramps...don't fall down and break a hip alright...:lol:


Ohh I'll never forget Holly....oh Holly....feel it Holly......HOLLYYYYYYYYYYY
mjuhl76
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post.


Acquiring target....LanceJr....beep, beep, beep.....
SCUBOG
Quote: Originally posted by Swish
Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post.


Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Swish is here!
Swish
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson
theres swish

how are ya brother


Ready to bury knot for the day, how about you man?

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