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Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread 3/29/07... State of the Bubba Edition
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| Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread 3/29/07... State of the Bubba Edition
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| SCUBOG |
what's up Dizzark Sizzide. I'm off for the rest of the day to listen to SOTB without any interuptions.
You guys are stuck with me! |
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| d-rob70 |
Just got this in an email....A little long winded, but funny nonetheless.
(I am expecting no less than 2 Colin Powell's on this one)
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat just by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are:
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
Thought for the Day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS |
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| Badgerbreeze |
Quote: Originally posted by heed But at least we have got our basketball coach for the next 7 year!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
But????? How tight is that contract, is there a buy out agreement, we listened to the same talk when Bruce Pearl was at UWM, I know Tony is a different quality person but they do make offers these guys can't refuse. And he is going to be a great coach for a long time. |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG what's up Dizzark Sizzide. I'm off for the rest of the day to listen to SOTB without any interuptions.
You guys are stuck with me! |
Looking forward to your liqued assing Tmw and need to rest :D |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG what's up Dizzark Sizzide. I'm off for the rest of the day to listen to SOTB without any interuptions.
You guys are stuck with me! |
Hey Scubog...
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by airics Looking forward to your liqued assing Tmw and need to rest :D |
:punk: |
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| LanceJr |
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970 Still having residual effects from getting rear-ended by that teenager several weeks ago?? |
If I had a dollar for everytime I've got rear-ended from a teenager...wait what? |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76 Hey Scubog...
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Que pasa Mi Hermizzzzzzano? |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG Que pasa Mi Hermizzzzzzano? |
Nada....that's the extent of my knowledge of the Spanish language...:lol: |
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| PriceIsRight |
yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock: |
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| FTEnelson |
| hahah love the stuff on wd40 lol |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Badgerbreeze But????? How tight is that contract, is there a buy out agreement, we listened to the same talk when Bruce Pearl was at UWM, I know Tony is a different quality person but they do make offers these guys can't refuse. And he is going to be a great coach for a long time. |
Buyout after 5 years....but loses the massive balloon payment at the end if he buys out...listening to him today and seeing the contract he signed...he is in it for the long haul...he didn't get a huge yearly salary. |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock: |
Oh no...PIR is here to terrorize us all........
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76 Oh no...PIR is here to terrorize us all........
] |
SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days! |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days! |
I here ya bro. I'm sitting here at home with my new pet turtle, waiting for it to start. |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days! |
Noice...I gotta operate from jail for the show...every day...:lol: |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG :punk: |
Afternoon Sir Scub... |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke All Hail Oug..... | hey, Zeke
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Afternoon Sir Scub... |
Chillin like a villain YO |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970 Still having residual effects from getting rear-ended by that teenager several weeks ago?? | YES, start rehab on Tuesday...starting to really suck |
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| LanceJr |
Thanks for the 4 hour late new update.
Doesn't effect Bubba's appearance not sure why you told us this though.
Just sayin' :) |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock: |
Hey PIR... |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG I here ya bro. I'm sitting here at home with my new pet turtle, waiting for it to start. |
How do you start a turtle :scratch: |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight SOTB! I always shoot for home time on these days! |
sotb is always the best |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by airics How do you start a turtle :scratch: |
PIR teaches a class.... |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight yeah babyy
Can youuu dig itttttttttttt
:rock: |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Hey PIR... |
rofl zeke where do you find all them smily's |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by airics How do you start a turtle :scratch: |
With a little anal and jumper cables. Duh! |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by airics hey now price |
Sup there, short stuff! |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG Chillin like a villain YO |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG I here ya bro. I'm sitting here at home with my new pet turtle, waiting for it to start. |
Why am I having trouble believing that?
:D |
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| FTEnelson |
| pir how are ya my brother |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke Hey PIR... |
hahah where the hell do you find those?? |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by airics How do you start a turtle :scratch: |
:rofl: |
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| johnl |
| hello all. FTE, how's that knee??? |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by oug13 |
My homeboys are here for SOTB! |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by johnl hello all. FTE, how's that knee??? |
its good brother
hows yours
:D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson pir how are ya my brother |
Not bad, limpy. I saw the pic of the black girls..I'd be all over #2 and #4! Black girls are fun! |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight My homeboys are here for SOTB! |
didnt think anyone liked you
:D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson didnt think anyone liked you
:D |
My people are always loyal! |
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| Zeke |
[QUOTE=oug13]hey, Zeke
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight Not bad, limpy. I saw the pic of the black girls..I'd be all over #2 and #4! Black girls are fun! |
hmmm wish ive had the experience
not to many decent lookin black girls in my area hahah |
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| clarkro2 |
| Only one more deliverable and I'm done for the day. |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight My homeboys are here for SOTB! |
To go with your sig |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight My people are always loyal! |
this is true brother
i supposeim one of the dummy's
:D |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson hmmm wish ive had the experience
not to many decent lookin black girls in my area hahah |
I fooled around with a few when I lived in New York. Lotsa fun! |
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight Why am I having trouble believing that?
:D |
He's Here!!! |
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| Scales |
From Jackie the Jokeman.... groan....
Where would you find a turtle with no legs?
Just where you last put him. |
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| purple cowboy |
| noob alert... see ya in a half hour ;) |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight I fooled around with a few when I lived in New York. Lotsa fun! |
hmm well once i can walk without a limp i might have to go out for a hunt for one
or maybe i sould still have the limp hehe |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by airics To go with your sig |
heheee..do you miss the old days when I'd always have him ready for you?
:D |
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 He's Here!!! |
Made that from this gif.....
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by purple cowboy noob alert... see ya in a half hour ;) |
:fuckyou:
why dont ya post something almost wort reading |
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| johnl |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson its good brother
hows yours
:D |
haha.. funny you should ask... been rainy here. You'll be able to tell when it's gonna' rain because it'll start hurting a little... |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight heheee..do you miss the old days when I'd always have him ready for you?
:D |
Yeah and some of the old gang also |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by johnl haha.. funny you should ask... been rainy here. You'll be able to tell when it's gonna' rain because it'll start hurting a little... |
i hear that i have that probelem witha finger that i broke a few years ago
hmmm guess i shoulda had the doc look at that lol |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson :fuckyou:
why dont ya post something almost wort reading |
:lol: |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 He's Here!!! |
Now that's funny!
D-ROB F'IN' 70 KICKIN' ASSSSSSSSSSSS |
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| Zeke |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson rofl zeke where do you find all them smily's |
They be around.... |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson :fuckyou:
why dont ya post something almost worth reading |
Whoa...FTE comin' stiff...Nice budday! |
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| d-rob70 |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG :lol: |
fucking noobs huh what the fuck i dont care if he ever comes back in 30 |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales From Jackie the Jokeman.... groan....
Where would you find a turtle with no legs?
Just where you last put him. |
hehee..mine are so lazy, they have legs, and still won't move! |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson hmm well once i can walk without a limp i might have to go out for a hunt for one
or maybe i sould still have the limp hehe |
A lot of black girls like white guys. You'll know which ones do. You'll see it right away.
I definitely recommend it! |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson fucking noobs huh what the fuck i dont care if he ever comes back in 30 |
Easy Nelson, Put that Rig in Granny gear and chill Bro. :D |
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| LanceJr |
Quote: Originally posted by purple cowboy noob alert... see ya in a half hour ;) |
Jesus christ.
This is the second one today saying "HI or some bullshit" just to get their post in for the hour. If your limited at least say something constructive, reacting to anothers post, at least TRY to contribute in some way. Makes me wonder what will happen when the "training" gets lifted on their accounts |
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| d-rob70 |
Plinko, Anyone???
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| heed |
NOOBS GO PUT YOUR BULLSHIT IN WSAG....OR ELSE
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70
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Damn, how come she never finds her way backstage?
:D |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight hehee..mine are so lazy, they have legs, and still won't move! |
I have found that this little turtle makes an awesome pet for the cat :D |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 Plinko, Anyone???
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Best game they have on the show. |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG Easy Nelson, Put that Rig in Granny gear and chill Bro. :D |
hehe sorry im just bored outa my tits man lol |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by LanceJr Jesus christ.
This is the second one today saying "HI or some bullshit" just to get their post in for the hour. If your limited at least say something constructive, reacting to anothers post, at least TRY to contribute in some way. Makes me wonder what will happen when the "training" gets lifted on their accounts |
Hi |
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| muu |
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76 Best game they have on the show. |
i like it when they spin the BIG wheel. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 Plinko, Anyone???
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I love that game!
I used to watch the show every day at school lunchtime, in the 80's. Yes, I'm getting old heheee |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by d-rob70 Plinko, Anyone???
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love that game man |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG I have found that this little turtle makes an awesome pet for the cat :D |
Oh that's SOOOO wrong!
:D |
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| oug13 |
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76 Best game they have on the show. | :yesshake: |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG Hi |
:lol: :lol: |
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| d-rob70 |
Quote: Originally posted by muu i like it when they spin the BIG wheel. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson hehe sorry im just bored outa my tits man lol |
I'm bulging out of mine. |
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| Corky the 'Tard |
Quote: Originally posted by Zeke They be around.... |
I be around too! What up Zeke!?! ¿Que pasa? I'm home from work with a wicked case of bronchitis so I'm totally whoring it up today!! |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by muu i like it when they spin the BIG wheel. |
I wanna see someone get KOed by one of the pegs on the side...that would be great. |
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| Corky the 'Tard |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG Hi |
Hi. :rolleye2: |
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| PriceIsRight |
| In the 80's, one of the gameshow girls, Holly, had dark hair. She was so hot..I used to hump my fist every time she came on! |
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| airics |
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard I be around too! What up Zeke!?! ¿Que pasa? I'm home from work with a wicked case of bronchitis so I'm totally whoring it up today!! |
okay we have are darkside tard now let the show begin. hey now Corky |
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| heed |
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard Hi. :rolleye2: |
What's up Corky??
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight In the 80's, one of the gameshow girls, Holly, had dark hair. She was so hot..I used to hump my fist every time she came on! |
:lol: :lol: |
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| LanceJr |
Quote: Originally posted by SCUBOG Hi |
How's it going?
Ha,Ha...it's different with us non-training bra's. |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by LanceJr Jesus christ.
This is the second one today saying "HI or some bullshit" just to get their post in for the hour. If your limited at least say something constructive, reacting to anothers post, at least TRY to contribute in some way. Makes me wonder what will happen when the "training" gets lifted on their accounts |
Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post. |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by Corky the Tard I be around too! What up Zeke!?! ¿Que pasa? I'm home from work with a wicked case of bronchitis so I'm totally whoring it up today!! |
I had it last week Cork. It's going around Tampa. Hope you went to the doc to get some meds. |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight In the 80's, one of the gameshow girls, Holly, had dark hair. She was so hot..I used to hump my fist every time she came on! |
You remember their names??? Damn..you are old gramps...don't fall down and break a hip alright...:lol: |
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| FTEnelson |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post. |
theres swish
how are ya brother |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by mjuhl76 You remember their names??? Damn..you are old gramps...don't fall down and break a hip alright...:lol: |
Ohh I'll never forget Holly....oh Holly....feel it Holly......HOLLYYYYYYYYYYY |
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| mjuhl76 |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post. |
Acquiring target....LanceJr....beep, beep, beep..... |
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| SCUBOG |
Quote: Originally posted by Swish Who the fuck are you, the posting police? Shut the fuck up and dont worry about what people post. |
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Swish is here! |
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by FTEnelson theres swish
how are ya brother |
Ready to bury knot for the day, how about you man? |
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