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| DUDE-HERE |
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.
She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.
The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
The tour ended on Sunday at the George Washington University in Washington DC, where Crow performed with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and Carole King.
Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
The shows involved a short set by the singer, a talk by David and segments of Al Gore's environmental film An Inconvenient Truth. |
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| DUDE-HERE |
" I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting
Sheryl Crow " |
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| Westside |
| She is clearly insane |
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| Halcyon |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Westside
She is clearly insane |
YA THINK |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Halcyon
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WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS THREAD
IT WASN'T LIBATARD APPROVED |
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| artiel |
She must be high on her chemotherapy or something.... let me try to follow this logic....
"We have a problem with the environment!"....
Well, I guess we need to save more trees because that will stop global warming!
Lets shit on our hands! And.... Wipe our face on our sleeves at dinner!
I still fail to see how throwing away a sleeve is somehow better than throwing away a napkin... ? |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by artiel
She must be high on her chemotherapy or something.... let me try to follow this logic....
"We have a problem with the environment!"....
Well, I guess we need to save more trees because that will stop global warming!
Lets shit on our hands! And.... Wipe our face on our sleeves at dinner!
I still fail to see how throwing away a sleeve is somehow better than throwing away a napkin... ? |
i would love for her to be surrounded by people doing exactly that..wiping their noses and mouths on their sleeves |
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| m0tleyfan |
| ms crow stay the hell out of my bathroom! |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
i would love for her to be surrounded by people doing exactly that..wiping their noses and mouths on their sleeves |
Quote: Originally posted by m0tleyfan
ms crow stay the hell out of my bathroom! |
Multastic!
I love when DUDE-HERE tries to be sneaky and post with a mult later in the day, like we don't know |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Halcyon
Multastic!
I love when DUDE-HERE tries to be sneaky and post with a mult later in the day, like we don't know |
you are really a dumb ass...if i was gonna do a mult..i would be an extreme liberal ..and talk about some really vile shit and make libatards look bad...i wouldn't mult with the same opinion...but if thats what you wanna believe..thats fine..but thats shows how retarded you really are and paranoid |
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| Billyfromsphily |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
you are really a dumb ass...if i was gonna do a mult..i would be an extreme liberal ..and talk about some really vile shit and make libatards look bad...i wouldn't mult with the same opinion...but if thats what you wanna believe..thats fine..but thats shows how retarded you really are and paranoid |
Are you IMUS? |
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| Oz |
| I'm sure most of you are 400+ lbs anyway - no wonder you're against this :D |
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| Monster_Zero |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
you are really a dumb ass...if i was gonna do a mult..i would be an extreme liberal ..and talk about some really vile shit and make libatards look bad...i wouldn't mult with the same opinion... |
:lol: Good point... you two just stick to posting the vile shit that makes Republicans look bad... :funny: |
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| VacateTheWord |
If a person plants a tree, does that count as carbon credits and allow him to use 6-8 "squares" like a normal person?
Sheryl Crow belongs in a mental hospital. |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by VacateTheWord
If a person plants a tree, does that count as carbon credits and allow him to use 6-8 "squares" like a normal person?
Sheryl Crow belongs in a mental hospital. |
I hate your guts and I agree with your statement.
I guess it doesn't get more simple than that. |
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| SDVT-2 |
| I am thinking not to many people shake her hand....... :crapper: |
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| NCMike06 |
| This is what the global alarmist movement has come too.....pathetic. |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by NCMike06
This is what the global alarmist movement has come too.....pathetic. |
they do more damge to their cause then greenhouse emmissions
they come off like a bunch of dumb bitches ..even mahr called them " girls on a bus " |
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| SaintJimmy |
Paper conservation is a red herring.
Crow is wasting her time and breath on this.
She should spend more time getting in Karl Rove's face. That's something worthwhile. |
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| Oz |
| I was serious - I'm sure most of you are clogging toilets. |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by SaintJimmy
Paper conservation is a red herring.
Crow is wasting her time and breath on this.
She should spend more time getting in Karl Rove's face. That's something worthwhile. |
yea accomplish nothing just piss off the opposition...thats more fun |
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| jtheweirdo |
| I think all the people making a big deal out of what she wrote on her site are too stupid to be on the internet and should all go away. She clearly isn't being too serious here. She said her idea is still in the early stage of development. It was just some dumb comment and all these morons keep going on and on about it, like she stood up before the UN to give a save the earth speech and this was her idea. |
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| Billyfromsphily |
Quote: Originally posted by NCMike06
This is what the global alarmist movement has come too.....pathetic. |
Yeah but not as pathetic as the Administration and its Idiot in Chief! |
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| NeoConvict |
| She was probably pissed because no one had a square to spare when she we on the can! |
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| SaintJimmy |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
yea accomplish nothing just piss off the opposition...thats more fun |
That sounds like the executive branch's plan for the last six years.
Btw, two Americans talking to a White House Officer is not "the opposition", you fucking twit.
It's a civil servant talking to two of his employers.
That you don't realize that does not surprise me. |
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| Jackass369 |
| Thats why Lance Armstrong jumped ship, the stench from that ass, drove him away on his bicycle. |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Billyfromsphily
Yeah but not as pathetic as the Administration and its Idiot in Chief! |
NEENER NEENER
RETARD |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by SaintJimmy
That sounds like the executive branch's plan for the last six years.
Btw, two Americans talking to a White House Officer is not "the opposition", you fucking twit.
It's a civil servant talking to two of his employers.
That you don't realize that does not surprise me. |
YEA OK ....THEY HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO ...THEY DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE TALKING TO 2 DUMB BITCHES WHO WANNA PUT REATIONS ON TOILET PAPER...IF THEY ARE NOT GONNA TAKE WHAT THEY SAY SIRIUSLY THEN WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE |
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| Glenda Yenta |
| This is a liberal job creation scheme. The new position of Toilet Paper Police will bring new meaning to "Big Brother is Watching". |
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| Jack Shit |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
" I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting
Sheryl Crow " |
You clearly have no sense of humor. Retard. :rolleyes: |
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| Oz |
| its all about awareness - just don't be wasteful - I'm suprised all these right wing folks here don't heed the words of the bible when it comes to gluttony etc.... - |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Glenda Yenta
This is a liberal job creation scheme. The new position of Toilet Paper Police will bring new meaning to "Big Brother is Watching". |
i used to believe that as well, it isn't ..the problem is libatards don't know how to control themselves so people don't take them siriusly and its hard for people to believe you when you live in a huge mansion and have several others. thats also a problem... |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Jack Shit
You clearly have no sense of humor. Retard. :rolleyes: |
fine ..she was joking...now the issue is ...don't you want people to take you siriusly..or is it all a joke..they do more harm than good ..and if you are worried about the message they send ..the message is " its fun to drive a bus cross country and joke about global warming " they should both close their mouths and that alone will cut down on harmfull emmissions
the man that should lead the cause is ed begley jr ..he has a 100 % self-sufficient home powered by solar energy...he creates so much solar energy that he sells it back to the power companies at a profit |
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| artiel |
| Ok... but who gives a fuck who leads what? If you agree, you agree no matter who the person is. I agree with some shit that bush says (not often) but I agree with what he says, not him, but I don't flame him and say that he should change his opinion because I happen to think the same way. |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by artiel
Ok... but who gives a fuck who leads what? If you agree, you agree no matter who the person is. I agree with some shit that bush says (not often) but I agree with what he says, not him, but I don't flame him and say that he should change his opinion because I happen to think the same way. |
yea leadership means nothing
go back to being a sheep
look people don't all believe that warming exists...so to convince them you are gonna make fun or make a joke of it...if they are trying to convince people that was dumb..if they are not then make jokes...its called credibility |
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| NeoConvict |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
yea leadership means nothing
go back to being a sheep
look people don't all believe that warming exists...so to convince them you are gonna make fun or make a joke of it...if they are trying to convince people that was dumb..if they are not then make jokes...its called credibility |
Personally, I believe that even when you feel strongly about a subject, it is most important that you are able to find humor about it. Particularly when you have a feeling of hopelessness and superiority. Example: A good portion of America realizes that Bush is a fucking idiot and everyone in his administration is a criminal. Now, we could all whine and cry all the time, complain about the system and how nothing is getting done about this, or we could take action in certain ways (electing people who promise to clean it up, protest, etc) and also take a measure of humor in the whole situation to keep sanity. The daily show is a great example of this. It points out everything that is going on and how infuriated we should be, but it also shows us that if we do get infuriated we are not making progress and are only hurting ourselves, so we learn to laugh through the pain.
I don't know that that is the case here, but I imagine that for someone that is a staunch believer in global warming to be attacked all the time from global climate change deniers would be incredibly stressful if one didn't keep a healthy and humorous (roll with the punches) attitude toward it. |
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| artiel |
Quote: Originally posted by NeoConvict
Personally, I believe that even when you feel strongly about a subject, it is most important that you are able to find humor about it. Particularly when you have a feeling of hopelessness and superiority. Example: A good portion of America realizes that Bush is a fucking idiot and everyone in his administration is a criminal. Now, we could all whine and cry all the time, complain about the system and how nothing is getting done about this, or we could take action in certain ways (electing people who promise to clean it up, protest, etc) and also take a measure of humor in the whole situation to keep sanity. The daily show is a great example of this. It points out everything that is going on and how infuriated we should be, but it also shows us that if we do get infuriated we are not making progress and are only hurting ourselves, so we learn to laugh through the pain.
I don't know that that is the case here, but I imagine that for someone that is a staunch believer in global warming to be attacked all the time from global climate change deniers would be incredibly stressful if one didn't keep a healthy and humorous (roll with the punches) attitude toward it. |
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| Oz |
| christ would have used just one square - why do you republicans hate jesus so much? :scratch: |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by NeoConvict
Personally, I believe that even when you feel strongly about a subject, it is most important that you are able to find humor about it. Particularly when you have a feeling of hopelessness and superiority. Example: A good portion of America realizes that Bush is a fucking idiot and everyone in his administration is a criminal. Now, we could all whine and cry all the time, complain about the system and how nothing is getting done about this, or we could take action in certain ways (electing people who promise to clean it up, protest, etc) and also take a measure of humor in the whole situation to keep sanity. The daily show is a great example of this. It points out everything that is going on and how infuriated we should be, but it also shows us that if we do get infuriated we are not making progress and are only hurting ourselves, so we learn to laugh through the pain.
I don't know that that is the case here, but I imagine that for someone that is a staunch believer in global warming to be attacked all the time from global climate change deniers would be incredibly stressful if one didn't keep a healthy and humorous (roll with the punches) attitude toward it. |
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| tnk |
rosie odonnell actually made a funny crack about this today. She said "1 square??? Has Sheryl seen the size of my ass???!?"
:jj:
:rolleyes: |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by tnk
rosie odonnell actually made a funny crack about this today. She said "1 square??? Has Sheryl seen the size of my ass???!?"
:jj:
:rolleyes: |
"funny crack"
"size of my ass"
Was this pun intended tnk? |
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| Monster_Zero |
| I have the solution. All we gotta do is, start forcing credit card companies to start printing their endless mailing offers on toilet paper. They would finally be useful for something, and I wouldn't haffta buy bung-wad anymore. :) |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by Monster_Zero
I have the solution. Ali we gotta do is, start forcing credit card companies to start printing their endless offers on toilet paper. They would finally be useful for something, and I wouldn't haffta buy bung-wad anymore. :) |
I'd rather wipe my ass with toilet paper that had Bush's face on it. |
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| Monster_Zero |
Quote: Originally posted by Halcyon
I'd rather wipe my ass with toilet paper that had Bush's face on it. |
How about Bush's face, with toilet paper on it? :) |
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| Reverend Tyler |
| Do you guys not realize that it WAS A FUCKING JOKE?!?! |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Tyler
Do you guys not realize that it WAS A FUCKING JOKE?!?! |
Shh... I'm having fun watching them make idiots of themselves because they don't understand what a joke their credibility is.... I've been laughing for 2 months straight already, don't ruin my good time, asshole! :mad:
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| SDVT-2 |
| Obviously this chick has never spent a night in a Mexican cantina, drinking shots of tequila and eating dog meat tacos covered in jalapeños. |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by SDVT-2
Obviously this chick has never spent a night in a Mexican cantina, drinking shots of tequila and eating dog meat tacos covered in jalapeños. |
What rock have you been hiding under STD? |
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| JTProcess |
This is the kind of garbage that's gonna start coming out about Sheryl now that she has the attention of the giant right wing mud machine.
If there's one thing the Republicans CAN do.. (it's obvious there's a lot that they CAN'T do like balance a budget or win a war that they started) - but back to my point... if there's one thing republicans can do it's spread lies and disinformation that gets idiots feathers all ruffled.
*hi fives dude here* |
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| DUDE-HERE |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Tyler
Do you guys not realize that it WAS A FUCKING JOKE?!?! |
again, i can appreciate a joke....but these broads are supposed to be convincing people that global warming exists and i believe them but when things like tghis are said ...they lose credibility in my eyes because this is a sirius issue and if you want big gov people to meet with you then you shouldn't say dumb things which can be ridiculed |
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| Halcyon |
Quote: Originally posted by DUDE-HERE
again, i can appreciate a joke....but these broads are supposed to be convincing people that global warming exists and i believe them but when things like tghis are said ...they lose credibility in my eyes because this is a sirius issue and if you want big gov people to meet with you then you shouldn't say dumb things which can be ridiculed |
If 'broads like this' are who you get political advice from, you need to quit SFN immediately |
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| vegaseric |
Quote: Originally posted by Oz
I'm sure most of you are 400+ lbs anyway - no wonder you're against this :D |
Oz, what is your weight and how many squares do you use? |
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| Monster_Zero |
Quote: Originally posted by vegaseric
Oz, what is your weight and how many squares do you use? |
:lol: Bravo...that was fuckin' funny... Seriously, somehow that simple phrase had me almost crying... ;)
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| NCMike06 |
Crow is just another leftbot hypocrite:
http://www.theSmoking*gun.com/backs...row/scrow1.html - REMOVE THE ASTERIK-
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When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint! (4 pages) |
Glad to see she is SO concerned about the environment... :rolleyes: The AlGore model at work. :burst: |
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| DUDE-HERE |
thats ok though..she is famous and we all should kiss their asses and bow when the pass you on the street |
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