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| jlohlinger |
| Seriously... Go Fuck Yourself... :D |
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| PriceIsRight |
| Already did..damn, I was gooood! |
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| Clownpuncher |
Quote: Originally posted by PriceIsRight
Already did..damn, I was gooood! |
Put a tennis ball under your arm until it falls asleep..... Then it feels like somebody else. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by purelithium
Hi BK! :hw: |
Well... Mac users are cool... :hw:
But everybody else can go fuck themselves... :D |
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| mcbutton1970 |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Well... Mac users are cool... :hw:
But everybody else can go fuck themselves... :D |
I try to every so often ... but I absolutely hate when the hands are on the rag ... :D |
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| Hippiebitch |
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| Cranbarry |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Seriously... Go Fuck Yourself... :D |
FUCK THAT...
That is the exact reason I got Married in the first place... so I wouldn't have to do it myself |
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| Hippiebitch |
friendly reminder... |
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| Scales |
| Where is 'TheRogue' to write a parody called 'masturbation man' to the tune of 'secrent agent man' to go with that above picture? He could be a super hero! |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
friendly reminder... |
If that means running your cum soaked hand through your own long hair, then I am in like sin baby! |
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| Salkicksass |
| This thread should be directed towards Howard's bitchy fans.. :D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
If that means running your cum soaked hand through your own long hair, then I am in like sin baby! |
Yeah, but remember when you used to put it in your long goatee, and used it to straighten out, and then said that it helped women smell your 'scent' when you talked to them.
That was pretty fucked up man. |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Yeah, but remember when you used to put it in your long goatee, and used it to straighten out, and then said that it helped women smell your 'scent' when you talked to them.
That was pretty fucked up man. |
I told you I was sorry for that already!!!
You got drunk one night and decided to shave off our goatee anyways you mother fucker! What, i can't have anything now? |
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| purelithium |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Well... Mac users are cool... :hw:
But everybody else can go fuck themselves... :D |
Sweet!
Yeah all you cocksuckers can eat my steamy shit... BK and I are the shit! |
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| Salkicksass |
Quote: Originally posted by purelithium
Sweet!
Yeah all you cocksuckers can eat my steamy shit... BK and I are the shit! |
Go Fuck Yourself Canuck.. :D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
I told you I was sorry for that already!!!
You got drunk one night and decided to shave off our goatee anyways you mother fucker! What, i can't have anything now? |
Why don't you just shut up. You are the side that likes BK anyways that motherfucker!
Just for that, I'm going to make those chicken cordon bleu I bought, even though you are trying to diet and lose weight you bastard. And that makes me a bastard to, so I can say that.
Don't make me tell them what you did to that sheep last year. |
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| Hippiebitch |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
If that means running your cum soaked hand through your own long hair, then I am in like sin baby! |
ya dont think I grew it out for convenience do ya? |
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| SATANS BEST BUD |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Don't make me tell them what you did to that sheep last year. |
That was an accident and you know it.
Why don't you take me to bed, I'll give you a really nice hand job, you deserve it big boy.
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| Hippiebitch |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
That was an accident and you know it.
Why don't you take me to bed, I'll give you a really nice hand job, you deserve it big boy. |
I'll fucking take pictures of you sucking a young horses dick again. Don't dare me motherfucker, you know how I get! |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
ya dont think I grew it out for convenience do ya? |
He meant our hair, although he does really like your hair too. |
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| Hippiebitch |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
He meant our hair, although he does really like your hair too. |
didnt mean to interrupt...
scuze |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
didnt mean to interrupt...
scuze |
We've done lots of 3 somes on women. When we get to work, they don't know what hit them.
But ya gotta talk to him, he is the booker. I think you are cute though :D |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Salkicksass
Go Fuck Yourself Canuck.. :D |
I got dibs on Scales...
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Why don't you just shut up. You are the side that likes BK anyways that motherfucker!
Just for that, I'm going to make those chicken cordon bleu I bought, even though you are trying to diet and lose weight you bastard. And that makes me a bastard to, so I can say that.
Don't make me tell them what you did to that sheep last year. |
Go Fuck Yourself Canuck... :D |
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| troythehomophob |
Quote: Originally posted by Hippiebitch
ya dont think I grew it out for convenience do ya? |
my beard did |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by troythehomophob
my beard did |
:lol:
You said beard... now Go Fuck Yourself... :D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
I got dibs on Scales... |
Read below
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Go Fuck Yourself Canuck... :D |
You got the side that likes you here Jared.
Maybe we could make both of your quotes happen some day in a motel room desinged in the early 1980's and complete with a vibrating bed machine. |
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| mcbutton1970 |
| Sounds like Knot is having a pissing match with Jared ... too bad they can't go fuck themselves while that's going on ... could be fun! :D |
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| troythehomophob |
Quote: Originally posted by mcbutton1970
Sounds like Knot is having a pissing match with Jared ... too bad they can't go fuck themselves while that's going on ... could be fun! :D |
self enemas ...www.porn gold...lol |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
You got the side that likes you here Jared. |
And that side is a fucking idiot, don't listen to him. |
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| Capt-ADD |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
Seriously... Go Fuck Yourself... :D |
I may have to. The wife is on the couch fucked up.
She may to drunk to fuck...Oh well... :jerk: |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Capt-ADD
I may have to. The wife is on the couch fucked up.
She may to drunk to fuck...Oh well... :jerk: |
There is no such thing as too drunk to fuck.
You can put a bucket on their head and go anal on them very vigorously. |
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| jlohlinger |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
There is no such thing as too drunk to fuck.
You can put a bucket on their head and go anal on them very vigorously. |
See thread title asswipe... :rolleyes: |
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| MavTruck |
oh boy
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| Swish |
Quote: Originally posted by MavTruck
oh boy
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:lol: Right click save, I can chop that with tons of other things. |
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| PriceIsRight |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
See thread title asswipe... :rolleyes: |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by jlohlinger
See thread title asswipe... :rolleyes: |
Maybe I planned to fuck myself in the ass, vigorously... shitstain :rolleyes: |
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| SATANS BEST BUD |
| i dont like bad words :( |
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| doomsdayjesus |
| Jesus got himself a matching set of sigs...thanx Scales.:D |
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| doomsdayjesus |
Quote: Originally posted by doomsdayjesus
Jesus got himself a matching set of sigs...thanx Scales.:D |
woops |
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| doomsdayjesus |
:lol: Like the re-work, that version 2.0?:D |
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| sabotage70 |
Quote: Originally posted by doomsdayjesus
:lol: Like the re-work, that version 2.0?:D |
That your first time seeing the darkside version? :dontknow: :D |
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| doomsdayjesus |
Quote: Originally posted by sabotage70
That your first time seeing the darkside version? :dontknow: :D |
Yeah, I like this one much better.:D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by doomsdayjesus
Jesus got himself a matching set of sigs...thanx Scales.:D |
They look really nice together :)
The people who are using some of the stuff i say, in their signatures, gives me a real laugh and reminds me of how easy I am to burry myself when I see them down the road.
Funny too, cause some of the worst/best ones were never taken as sigs. |
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| doomsdayjesus |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
They look really nice together :)
The people who are using some of the stuff i say, in their signatures, gives me a real laugh and reminds me of how easy I am to burry myself when I see them down the road.
Funny too, cause some of the worst/best ones were never taken as sigs. |
We here at Jesus Industrial remain ever vigilant to bring you the latest in self burials. Thanx go out to Scales, Knot, and Miller. If not for self-deprecating homos like yourselves, I would have no life at all.:D |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by doomsdayjesus
If not for self-deprecating homos like yourselves, I would have no life at all.:D |
Fuck you, you fuck! I am not self-deprecating!!!!! How dare you call me that!
:D |
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| doomsdayjesus |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
Fuck you, you fuck! I am not self-deprecating!!!!! How dare you call me that!
:D |
:lol: |
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| Scales |
Someone on another thread gave me some ammo abotu how turtles were less dirty than cats, because turtles can not lick their own ass.
I'm suprised this didn't turn up as a sig, but I replied somethign like
"Yes, I used to have cats. They'd lick your face, then lick their ass, lick your face, lick your ass...
Finally I decided I'd just save time and cut out the middle man, and started licking the cats asses. " |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
"Yes, I used to have cats. They'd lick your face, then lick their ass, lick your face, lick your ass..." |
The other one that goes with that is....
"I used to think that the latex in condoms made me itch and gave my genitals a rash.....
Turned out, I was just allergic to the cat!!!!!!" |
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| redryder |
Hey uh Dr. Mark can a man actually do that with a 4 inch gimmick ??
LMFAO!!!!!! |
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| Jedi Beavis |
Quote: Originally posted by Clownpuncher
Put a tennis ball under your arm until it falls asleep..... Then it feels like somebody else. |
Tennis balls can fall asleep? |
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| AZ Marine |
Quote: Originally posted by Jedi Beavis
Tennis balls can fall asleep? |
for that you can go fuck yourself :D . And for the rest of you sick fucks .Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself :D . |
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