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| meetthemets |
God football players are fucking dumb, especially this stupid fuck...
Portis, Samuels defend Vick, ridicule dog fighting as crime
By the Associated Press
May 21, 2007
NORFOLK, Va. -- Washington Redskins players Clinton Portis and Chris Samuels defended Michael Vick on Monday by ridiculing the notion that dog fighting is considered a crime.
In an interview with WAVY-TV, Portis said that if the Atlanta Falcons quarterback is charged and convicted of being involved in a dog fighting operation, then authorities would be "putting him behind bars for no reason."
"I don't know if he was fighting dogs or not," Portis said. "But it's his property; it's his dogs. If that's what he wants to do, do it."
Portis said dog fighting is a "prevalent" part of life.
Portis, a native of Laurel, Mississippi, added: "I know a lot of back roads that got a dog fight if you want to go see it. But they're not bothering those people because those people are not big names. I'm sure there's some police got some dogs that are fighting them, some judges got dogs and everything else."
"Politicians," added Samuels, who found it hard to keep from giggling while Portis was talking.
"Presidents," added Portis with a laugh.
Vick has been under investigation since April 25 when police conducting a drug investigation raided the house owned by the quarterback in rural Surry County and found dozens of dogs. They also found items associated with dog fighting, including a "pry bar" used to pry apart a dog's jaws. No charges have been filed.
Dog fighting is a felony in Virginia, but Portis said that if Vick is charged and convicted: "Then I think he got cheated. ... You're putting him behind bars for no reason--over a dog fight."
"Haven't you seen Animal Planet?" Samuels added with a giggle.
Hours after making light of the possible crime in the television interview, Portis issued a statement late Monday through the Redskins.
"In the recent interview I gave concerning dog fighting, I want to make it clear I do not take part in dog fighting or condone dog fighting in any manner," the statement said. |
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| otherone4life |
| morons ..your bus is leaving ... |
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| Jack the Hammer |
No I think he's pretty cool! :D |
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| fatroider4 |
| Thats some pretty dumb shit to say, but as long as ricky williams is out there Clinton wont be the dumbest |
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| Sun Devil |
| thats hilarious |
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| Apoc13 |
| i'm sure 5 min after the quote hits the wire, portis gets a call from his agent telling him he's an idiot and to issue another statement....dumbass...if these guys weren't playing football they'd be working at mcdonalds |
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| Valve |
| This what happens when you give dumbass thugs money and attention. They turn into bigger dumbass thugs who think they're untouchable. |
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| sjollypbj |
| fuckin A, I'm so sick of my alma mater producing fuckheads. I wore a Portis jersey to our draft party this year and now I look like a tool. He better run for 1800 yards this year so I can forgive him |
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| cruz1785 |
| That is a stupid fucker. |
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| nedmark61 |
| that is one dumb sparkling wiggle |
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| the_dude |
Quote: Originally posted by Apoc13
i'm sure 5 min after the quote hits the wire, portis gets a call from his agent telling him he's an idiot and to issue another statement....dumbass...if these guys weren't playing football they'd be working at mcdonalds |
they'd be fucking lucky to work at mcdonald's. retards. i hope they get mauled by dogs. |
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| meetthemets |
Quote: Originally posted by Apoc13
i'm sure 5 min after the quote hits the wire, portis gets a call from his agent telling him he's an idiot and to issue another statement....dumbass...if these guys weren't playing football they'd be working at mcdonalds |
I think that's exactly what happened. |
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| cji1065 |
| This is proof of coaches saying do your talking on the field .They should add shut the fuck up off the field.God given talent not a lick of smarts |
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| scotsalemfan |
| Reminds me of Jeremy Shockey with Stern. Pro athletes say some dumb shit. |
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| thoroldjames |
Quote: Originally posted by fatroider4
Thats some pretty dumb shit to say, but as long as ricky williams is out there Clinton wont be the dumbest |
The stupid thing is that Williams is the guy who is banned, and a guy who thinks torturing animals is ok is gonna make the pro-bowl |
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| Fan Since DC101 |
Quote: Originally posted by sjollypbj
fuckin A, I'm so sick of my alma mater producing fuckheads. I wore a Portis jersey to our draft party this year and now I look like a tool. He better run for 1800 yards this year so I can forgive him |
I'm in the same boat but with a Redskin jersey...Fuck.
That's the last time a get a jersey on the cheap. From now on, spend extra for an old school jersey, like a Riggins or Monk |
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| thoroldjames |
Quote: Originally posted by the_dude
they'd be fucking lucky to work at mcdonald's. retards. i hope they get mauled by dogs. |
yas |
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| scotsalemfan |
Quote: Originally posted by thoroldjames
The stupid thing is that Williams is the guy who is banned, and a guy who thinks torturing animals is gonna make the pro-bowl |
So true. |
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| Shivettez |
Quote: Originally posted by fatroider4
Thats some pretty dumb shit to say, but as long as ricky williams is out there Clinton wont be the dumbest |
truth |
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| Mr_Reality |
Quote: Originally posted by thoroldjames
The stupid thing is that Williams is the guy who is banned, and a guy who thinks torturing animals is ok is gonna make the pro-bowl |
It boggles the mind. |
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| mbrin_61 |
| Room tempature I.Q. At Best...... |
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| bazookahead |
as a skin's fan, there's just no defense for this... it just proves my point that most of these athletes are literally on the same level as mice being taught to repeat certain behaviors... they operate on a minimal intelligence and rely on extreme physical talents and learned behavior to earn their way...
how many of you literally play sports in rec leagues and see much more intelligent play than in the pros... not better or faster or stronger, but I can't tell you how many elite athletes weekly can't remember to get out of bounds on crucial two minute situations... yet, you'd NEVER see the CPA or fry cook on my flag football team, the piledrivers, do such a boneheaded thing... |
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| manny75586 |
| I saw Portis make this statement on TV. I was waiting 5 minutes for him to comeback on camera with two thumbs up shouting "I'm just kidding" alas, my wait was in vain. Portis really is that big a retard. |
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| hoochieking |
Quote: Originally posted by fatroider4
Thats some pretty dumb shit to say, but as long as ricky williams is out there Clinton wont be the dumbest |
Sorry but Ron Mexico A.K.A. Michael Vick is the #1 dumbest athlete. Ricky Williams isn't dumb he just has an anxiety disorder. Portis is #2. |
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| bigtvdoug |
| Just tell Portis in the huddle that when he gets the ball that Vicks fighting dogs are chasing him and watch that loser haul ass into the endzone and keep goin into the locker room. I bet he is shittin afraid of dogs and Vick's dogs especially. |
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