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| Holy Elvis |
| sad sad party it has become |
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| Snoopyrules |
Some interesting facts:
Butterflies taste with their feet.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. |
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| Stickman |
| Good luck trying to find a word that rhymes with "orange." |
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| Reed Rothchild |
I received a letter from a parent today, saying that their child has been using an awful lot of "naughty words". This doesn't surprise me. I don't curse in front of my tards, but there certainly is a lot of foul language flying around my classroom. So today I paid attention to what this particular tard was saying. Some of his "naughty words" were fucking hilarious.
After I told him that he wouldn't have individual play today because he didn't turn in his assignments, he responded "I FUCK MOTHER!".
Out on the playground I heard him yell "You shit fucker," at one of the other students.
While lining up to leave, another student cut in front of him, "Ass fuck me" was his reply.
I really feel like writing his parents back and telling them they should teach their kid how to curse, because what he's learning in my classroom just isn't cutting it.
(edit: credit to the tard-blog.com) |
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| Monster_Zero |
A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz of gas in single flatulent emission, or about 17oz per day. :)
Holey Elvis, much more... since every breath is a flatulent emission. :) |
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| tourette_ticker |
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
Good luck trying to find a word that rhymes with "orange." |
door hinge |
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| Stickman |
Quote: Originally posted by tourette_ticker
door hinge |
Not bad!
While enjoying a nice fresh orange
I caught my pants in a door hinge |
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| Snoopyrules |
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
Not bad!
While enjoying a nice fresh orange
I caught my pants in a door hinge |
This reminds me of a very funny knock knock joke from when I was young.
Knock Knock |
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| tom sizemore |
| IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THEN A ICE COLD BEER SITTING ON A PATIO ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON......I THINK NOT. |
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| ICE CUBAN |
| I'm for pulling all those Jesus channels off the air here in America. Who is with me? |
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| ICE CUBAN |
Quote: Originally posted by tom sizemore
IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THEN A ICE COLD BEER SITTING ON A PATIO ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON. |
Some hot pussy sitting on your face on a Wednesday. |
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| Stickman |
Quote: Originally posted by Snoopyrules
This reminds me of a very funny knock knock joke from when I was young.
Knock Knock |
I'll bite.
who's there |
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| Snoopyrules |
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
I'll bite.
who's there |
Orange |
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| tom sizemore |
Quote: Originally posted by Holy Elvis
sad sad party it has become |
I'D LIKE TO EXPRESS MY SUPPORT FOR A BIG BLACK COCK IN YOUR ASS |
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| erik28com |
At somepoint they decided that most americans actually give a shit about all the conservative insider shit that they care about. Like Nancy Pelosi was a crazy San Fransisco liberal in the lead up to the 2006 election. And they kept hammering on it...and no one gave a shit and elected the dems.
So here's a piece of advice for you douchebags: no one but you knows or cares who the fuck Hugo Chavez is. But by all means keep yelling about him and make middle of the road americans scratch their heads and wonder "what the fuck are these crazy people screaming about now?" |
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| Stickman |
Quote: Originally posted by Snoopyrules
Orange |
Orange who? You've stumped the Stickman. |
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| Snoopyrules |
Quote: Originally posted by Stickman
Orange who? You've stumped the Stickman. |
Orange |
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| BaBaBoston |
..........and then she said lets do it
THE ROOMS ALREADY PAID FOR |
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| WillowGlen |
| Angry Shelly uses his extra time he now has from being banned from SFN to squeeze in an extra hooker once a week. |
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| pluckinstrings |
| Anyways... I LOVE BREAD!!!! Its my weakness! |
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