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| Sophiclese420 |
Early props!
All hail the master manipulator!
my only question is:
How many chucks could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? |
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| Chob |
Quote: Originally posted by Sophiclese420
Early props!
All hail the master manipulator!
my only question is:
How many chucks could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? |
:bigthink: You got me. :dontknow: |
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| Heatherwiz |
| Me thinks someone hit the weeeeed hard last night... |
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| Heatherwiz |
| Hee heee.. Fred was poked this morning.. I love it :) |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Heatherwiz
Hee heee.. Fred was poked this morning.. I love it :) |
I know....how great is it to have a Pissed off Fred right out of the gate? :D |
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| Miller |
| This fight between Gorillo and the chicks is funny as hell. She just kills him every time he opens his mouth. LOL |
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| Zeke |
Good Morning All,
Be back later...:hw: |
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| SternRulesFL |
| good morning mizzarks |
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| Heatherwiz |
| Oh man I am almost glad I am going to a meeting and will miss the rest of this tranny contest.. the eatin deal made me almost hurl.. oh fuck Howard is talking about taste and smell... oh christ... |
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| WILL309 |
Morning everyone!
Another day at w#@k! |
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| brian43119 |
Powerpig Hello.
Sad day, no Bubba for me. Leaving work at 2:30 and have to drive to Indiana for a funeral. |
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| megamanfre |
Not too bad for a tranny.
Eh, Id do her if I were drunk. Really drunk.
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| megamanfre |
Oh shit, the first tranny said shed need to have a few drinks in her before shed bang Artie.
Id just fucking kill myself if a tranny ever said no to me.
Not that Ive ever tried or anything...Today at least... |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
Not too bad for a tranny.
Eh, Id do her if I were drunk. Really drunk.
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The first one isnt that bad! Granted the fact that she used to be a MAN kind of fucks it up! |
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| brian43119 |
| yeah the first one would be the way to go. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
yeah the first one would be the way to go. |
Uhhhhh that was nasty! Tranny on the Sybian! AGAIN!!! Its time to retire that! |
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| onewhip |
Good morning, Marks :hw:
I haven't turned on my Sirius yet... what the fuck did I wake up to? |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by onewhip
Good morning, Marks :hw:
I haven't turned on my Sirius yet... what the fuck did I wake up to? |
Do you really want to know? |
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| Wikki987 |
| Good morning, everyone. Had a hard time getting here today... :yawn: |
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| megamanfre |
| I think youll wanna wait for the replay in a few hours... Describing it...just doesnt do it any justice... |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
Good morning, everyone. Had a hard time getting here today... :yawn: |
Mornin Wikki! I think everyone feels the same way! |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
I think youll wanna wait for the replay in a few hours... Describing it...just doesnt do it any justice... |
Yeah! I agree! But I am not sure if I will be watching it on Howard TV! |
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| brian43119 |
| Where the hell is my sympathy for having to miss the show today? |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
Good morning, everyone. Had a hard time getting here today... :yawn: |
Morning.
Doesnt everyone have a hard time getting to work in the AM? I mean, unless you really like your job. But then youre a freak.
Personally, my dream job is blanket warmth tester. I gotta sleep with all blankets, and need to make sure theyre nice, warm, and comfy. |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
Where the hell is my sympathy for having to miss the show today? |
:bigcry:
Im surprised they dont have a tiny violin smiley.
Someone get on top of that. |
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| azkellie |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
Where the hell is my sympathy for having to miss the show today? |
:D
:hw: mornin all |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
Where the hell is my sympathy for having to miss the show today? |
Huh! Sympathy? Sorry you are in the wrong place for that! |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
Morning.
Doesnt everyone have a hard time getting to work in the AM? I mean, unless you really like your job. But then youre a freak.
Personally, my dream job is blanket warmth tester. I gotta sleep with all blankets, and need to make sure theyre nice, warm, and comfy. |
It's always tough to get to work but on Thursday's the lack of sleep from the week catches up and its brutal. Thursday mornings don't have the same zest that a Friday morning has. I'll be your coworker as a blanket tester...I'll handle comforters, specifically. |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by azkellie
:D
:hw: mornin all |
:gwave: |
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| megamanfre |
Cant believe Stern took a shit on that Robin song.
I wanna hear it. I fucking hate her.
(EDIT)
Note to self:
When at work, dont look up orsm.net trying to find that site with the funny webcomics. It leads to porn. |
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| IA Hawkeye mark |
Bad morning everyone...............
Ughh, major hangover jones :sick: |
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| brian43119 |
| I hate Bill Cosby. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
Not too bad for a tranny.
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That's really messed up. She/he is better looking than a lot of women. I forget their names. Is this the one who got off on the Sybian? |
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| brian43119 |
| Who knows, it was odd hearing a former man ride the Sybian |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by IA Hawkeye mark
Bad morning everyone...............
Ughh, major hangover jones :sick: |
Been there, done that, stick to beer, never fear. :D |
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| brian43119 |
| just think, by this time tomorrow we will have heard a stoned Lasker. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
Who knows, it was odd hearing a former man ride the Sybian |
Dude i fully grant you this. All i know is in a bar and a few drinks, just looking at that, i don't think i would know it used to be a dude. Going on that pic alone. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
just think, by this time tomorrow we will have heard a stoned Lasker. |
I'm telling you that has the potential to be one of the best shows ever. i guess it could go really wrong but damn...i just keep thinking about 25 and how funny he was. This will be a blowout if Lasker get's half that messed up. |
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| brian43119 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Dude i fully grant you this. All i know is in a bar and a few drinks, just looking at that, i don't think i would know it used to be a dude. Going on that pic alone. |
Oh trust me, that chick/dude was hot. If you didn't know she used to be a man I think any man here would do her, and if they say they wouldn't then I call Shennanigans. |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
That's really messed up. She/he is better looking than a lot of women. I forget their names. Is this the one who got off on the Sybian? |
I think so. This was the 2nd one they had in the studio. The first one was the uglier of the 2.
I never thought Id think a tranny was hot. But I guess I was wrong. Guess I should try more things. |
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| brian43119 |
| Richard Pryor: Next time he calls tell him to suck my dick, Jello pudding eating motherfucker. |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by IA Hawkeye mark
Bad morning everyone...............
Ughh, major hangover jones :sick: |
I had a big hang over yesterday and found a cure.
12oz. Water
1 Bong hit
2 Hits of the ox
2 Aleve
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Happiness |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
That's really messed up. She/he is better looking than a lot of women. I forget their names. Is this the one who got off on the Sybian? |
That's a man!! Wow... :secret: |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by IA Hawkeye mark
Bad morning everyone...............
Ughh, major hangover jones :sick: |
Blow a bump of some dope and youll be good to go. Youll also fall asleep and sleep like a fucking rock, at least until you get used to it.
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
That's a man!! Wow... :secret: |
They both were. Theyre post-op trannies. 1 looks like a really fugly chick, the other is a pretty hot looking chick.
Id probably fuck em both though, even knowing they were once guys. |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
Blow a bump of some dope and youll be good to go. Youll also fall asleep and sleep like a fucking rock, at least until you get used to it. |
Mine's better. :D |
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| IA Hawkeye mark |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
I had a big hang over yesterday and found a cure.
12oz. Water
1 Bong hit
2 Hits of the ox
2 Aleve
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Happiness |
The only thing I see missing is about 6-8 hours of sleep. |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by IA Hawkeye mark
The only thing I see missing is about 6-8 hours of sleep. |
Nah, I felt great! And honestly, I woke up at 530 with the most rocking hang-over and after that, I was good all day. |
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| IA Hawkeye mark |
Everytime I yawn it tastes like I just took a drink of beer. Apparently drinking beer till 3:30 and being to work at 6:45 is a bad combination.
:suicide: |
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| brian43119 |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
That's a man!! Wow... :secret: |
She's a man, Baby! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
Oh trust me, that chick/dude was hot. If you didn't know she used to be a man I think any man here would do her, and if they say they wouldn't then I call Shennanigans. |
How messed up would it be to get all worked up over her then find out she used to be a dude. I have to wonder though...how big of a difference is their between a real and a fake vag? it can't be normal can it? |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
How messed up would it be to get all worked up over her then find out she used to be a dude. I have to wonder though...how big of a difference is their between a real and a fake vag? it can't be normal can it? |
Have you ever seen Shivons (spelling?)? Its nasty nasty nasty! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
I think so. This was the 2nd one they had in the studio. The first one was the uglier of the 2.
I never thought Id think a tranny was hot. But I guess I was wrong. Guess I should try more things. |
i don't think i could ever get it out of my head that it's a dude if i knew so that would probably be an issue for me but just seeing her and not knowing...oh christ... half of us in here would be doing an dude...LOL |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
I had a big hang over yesterday and found a cure.
12oz. Water
1 Bong hit
2 Hits of the ox
2 Aleve
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Happiness |
oh Gawd.....Wikki sucking off the big ox....
Minty |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
How messed up would it be to get all worked up over her then find out she used to be a dude. I have to wonder though...how big of a difference is their between a real and a fake vag? it can't be normal can it? |
It showed her puss, and the way Gary put it, it looked like a regular puss. But there was something different about it. He couldnt put a finger on it.
Then Fred said it looked like it was punched in.
So I suggest you find a chick, pull down her pants, and punch her puss. Thats what a fake puss looks like.
Oh Bubba should make a new game. Beat the Puss. Get a bitch, punch or kick her as hard as possible in the puss, and see if she walks away.
Ill be a few chicks get off to having their clits kicked or punched. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
i don't think i could ever get it out of my head that it's a dude if i knew so that would probably be an issue for me but just seeing her and not knowing...oh christ... half of us in here would be doing an dude...LOL |
Great thoughts for so early in the morning! Thanks! |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
That's a man!! Wow... :secret: |
i know...i know...but she/he is kinda hot...no? |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Have you ever seen Shivons (spelling?)? Its nasty nasty nasty! |
Shevans puss is different cause she got her meat butchered in a back alley way cause she couldnt afford a decent one.
This chicks puss is totally different. Gary said it looked pretty good. You know. For a mutilated cock. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
It showed her puss, and the way Gary put it, it looked like a regular puss. But there was something different about it. He couldnt put a finger on it.
Then Fred said it looked like it was punched in.
So I suggest you find a chick, pull down her pants, and punch her puss. Thats what a fake puss looks like.
Oh Bubba should make a new game. Beat the Puss. Get a bitch, punch or kick her as hard as possible in the puss, and see if she walks away.
Ill be a few chicks get off to having their clits kicked or punched. |
Not sure how well that would go over but it would be pretty funny. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Have you ever seen Shivons (spelling?)? Its nasty nasty nasty! |
yeah man i saw that on htv. i don't know if using him as a baseline is fair though. That had to be low budget willy, right? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
It showed her puss, and the way Gary put it, it looked like a regular puss. But there was something different about it. He couldnt put a finger on it.
Then Fred said it looked like it was punched in.
So I suggest you find a chick, pull down her pants, and punch her puss. Thats what a fake puss looks like.
Oh Bubba should make a new game. Beat the Puss. Get a bitch, punch or kick her as hard as possible in the puss, and see if she walks away.
Ill be a few chicks get off to having their clits kicked or punched. |
LMFAO Here's the deal...next we are going to Punch The Puss. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Great thoughts for so early in the morning! Thanks! |
LOL i just get freaked out when i see a dude that is better looking than a lot of women. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
yeah man i saw that on htv. i don't know if using him as a baseline is fair though. That had to be low budget willy, right? |
Yeah and I think the doctor got his degree in Guam or something like that. |
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| brian43119 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
How messed up would it be to get all worked up over her then find out she used to be a dude. I have to wonder though...how big of a difference is their between a real and a fake vag? it can't be normal can it? |
It would be messed up to have just finished and she says "I used to be a man" |
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| brian43119 |
| OK, any chicks here want to volunteer to get punched in the puss so we can all see? |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
It would be messed up to have just finished and she says "I used to be a man" |
Well just think something similiar happened to D-Ball! Although it was only head. |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
It would be messed up to have just finished and she says "I used to be a man" |
Thats when you reply with "Thats the best ghey sex evarz!"
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net |
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| megamanfre |
| I fucking love that Sal song! I really want that as my ring tone! |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
I fucking love that Sal song! I really want that as my ring tone! |
Which one? |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
OK, any chicks here want to volunteer to get punched in the puss so we can all see? |
No takers on that huh? |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Yeah and I think the doctor got his degree in Guam or something like that. |
yeah and didn't his brother have to mortage his house or something to pay for that? |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Which one? |
The one to the Bon Jovi song. He says he wants to punch her in the face till she shits out her bones lol. Fucking love that.
Am I the only one that doesnt think Cameron Diaz is good looking? Shes got like a spadey looking face. Just doesnt do it for me. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
It would be messed up to have just finished and she says "I used to be a man" |
LMAO oh man imagine that happening then being on a bad drunk or something and all you can hear in your head is Fred doing Nicole Bass. :D |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
yeah and didn't his brother have to mortage his house or something to pay for that? |
Something like that. And now the brother is claiming bankruptcy.
I dont know but if one of my brothers ever came to me asking for money for that operation I dont think I would help them out to quick. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
The one to the Bon Jovi song. He says he wants to punch her in the face till she shits out her bones lol. Fucking love that.
Am I the only one that doesnt think Cameron Diaz is good looking? Shes got like a spadey looking face. Just doesnt do it for me. |
Yeah Sal has a couple of classics! I personally like "My Wife"! |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
LMAO oh man imagine that happening then being on a bad drunk or something and all you can hear in your head is Fred doing Nicole Bass. :D |
My friends were gonna get a tranny for another friend of mine but they figured if anything happened he might kill himself! |
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| brian43119 |
| Oh boy, Gay Ramon. What else is on? |
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| Wikki987 |
| I love Bon Jovi, but wow, he really pussed out in life. I thought he'd be a bit more of a bad ass. |
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| brian43119 |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
My friends were gonna get a tranny for another friend of mine but they figured if anything happened he might kill himself! |
My friends bachelor party we took a video of chicks with dicks, took off the label, then just gave it to him. He popped it in and kept saying how hot the chick was, then she took her top off and she was so hot, he said all the stuff that he would do to her, the pants came off and all we heard was great ass, then the panties came off and our other friend (who was closest) got punched. |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
My friends bachelor party we took a video of chicks with dicks, took off the label, then just gave it to him. He popped it in and kept saying how hot the chick was, then she took her top off and she was so hot, he said all the stuff that he would do to her, the pants came off and all we heard was great ass, then the panties came off and our other friend (who was closest) got punched. |
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
I love Bon Jovi, but wow, he really pussed out in life. I thought he'd be a bit more of a bad ass. |
Bad Ass? not anymore! Once they cut there hair off they were done. went POP! |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
I love Bon Jovi, but wow, he really pussed out in life. I thought he'd be a bit more of a bad ass. |
Well, yeah. Its Bon Jovi. Hes a flaming homo anyway. I could have told you he pussed out in life without even hearing this interview, and could have told you he was a huge puss to begin with.
I dont care who you are, even if youre showering with a bunch of other dudes, you dont check out what they got slinging between their legs. Ive been in the military, and in boot camp taken showers with 20 other guys at once, not a single time did I look at their cocks. Its eye contact all the way. Jovi was checking out whatshisnames cock. I mean, come on. He probably dropped the soap more than a gay inmate, in hopes that huge cock would slip in his fuckin asshole.
Bon Jovi pussed out. Thats like saying the wheel is round. |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
My friends bachelor party we took a video of chicks with dicks, took off the label, then just gave it to him. He popped it in and kept saying how hot the chick was, then she took her top off and she was so hot, he said all the stuff that he would do to her, the pants came off and all we heard was great ass, then the panties came off and our other friend (who was closest) got punched. |
I saw a "lesbo" porn that was kinda like that.
Thought it was 2 chicks going down on each other and thought it would be good, so I downloaded it. After it finished, I started watching. Found out it was a chick with a dick, and she started pumping the other chick. I finished, cause, well, it was better than a dude fucking another chick.
Right? |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
Bad Ass? not anymore! Once they cut there hair off they were done. went POP! |
sniff.... :mtears: |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
Well, yeah. Its Bon Jovi. Hes a flaming homo anyway. I could have told you he pussed out in life without even hearing this interview, and could have told you he was a huge puss to begin with.
I dont care who you are, even if youre showering with a bunch of other dudes, you dont check out what they got slinging between their legs. Ive been in the military, and in boot camp taken showers with 20 other guys at once, not a single time did I look at their cocks. Its eye contact all the way. Jovi was checking out whatshisnames cock. I mean, come on. He probably dropped the soap more than a gay inmate, in hopes that huge cock would slip in his fuckin asshole.
Bon Jovi pussed out. Thats like saying the wheel is round. |
double sniff :mtears: |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
My friends were gonna get a tranny for another friend of mine but they figured if anything happened he might kill himself! |
that could really mess someone up. what would you do that if happened to you and you were too drunk to figure it out? LOL |
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| brian43119 |
| Bigfoot has ducks to sell. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
I love Bon Jovi, but wow, he really pussed out in life. I thought he'd be a bit more of a bad ass. |
well in the 80's he had the hair that every woman wanted. |
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| phathawaiian |
make your pick...
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| brian43119 |
caller: do you like to give blowjobs?
Bigfoot: yeah |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by brian43119
My friends bachelor party we took a video of chicks with dicks, took off the label, then just gave it to him. He popped it in and kept saying how hot the chick was, then she took her top off and she was so hot, he said all the stuff that he would do to her, the pants came off and all we heard was great ass, then the panties came off and our other friend (who was closest) got punched. |
Insert gilbert.....Chooooooooooo |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
double sniff :mtears: |
Aw Im sorry.
:smouches::cum::69::bananas::jackoff:
All better? |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
that could really mess someone up. what would you do that if happened to you and you were too drunk to figure it out? LOL |
wELL THEN I WOULD HAVE TO FIND OUT IF THEY HAD INTERNET ACCESS IN PRISON OR YOU GUYS WOULDNT HEAR FROM ME FOR AWHILE! |
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| Wikki987 |
Quote: Originally posted by megamanfre
Aw Im sorry.
:smouches::cum::69::bananas::jackoff:
All better? |
Yes :D |
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| megamanfre |
Quote: Originally posted by Wikki987
Yes :D |
:bigup:
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by phathawaiian
make your pick...
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Wow…this is difficult. I’m torn between 1, 3 and 4. ok ruling out 1 just because you can’t get a good look at the face. Between 3 and 4 is ridiculous. I guess I will go with 4 because I’m pretty sure she was the playmate of the year. Those eyes….
One thing for sure...Number 1 doesn't have any boogers. :D |
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| Miller |
| Levy on the phone....this should be great. now we get to hear how pissed he is at artie. |
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| Miller |
Quote: Originally posted by WILL309
wELL THEN I WOULD HAVE TO FIND OUT IF THEY HAD INTERNET ACCESS IN PRISON OR YOU GUYS WOULDNT HEAR FROM ME FOR AWHILE! |
how bad would it be if she had the operation and it turned out to be some of the best sex you ever had? LOL |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Levy on the phone....this should be great. now we get to hear how pissed he is at artie. |
Dude Levy isnt even that funny! |
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| WILL309 |
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
how bad would it be if she had the operation and it turned out to be some of the best sex you ever had? LOL |
wELL THEN I WOULD HAVE TO FIND OUT IF THEY HAD INTERNET ACCESS IN PRISON OR YOU GUYS WOULDNT HEAR FROM ME FOR AWHILE! |
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