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$24.95/month Extreme object insertion, one woman site, downloadable videos, photos.
All-American amateur site featuring mature blonde Alysha sticking practically everything into her pussy.
(reviewed 8/22/05)
What It Is
In your porn searches, if you're lucky, you'll come across an amateur site that's truly dripping with All-American down home, homemade sleaze. Amateur can be so much better than pro, simply by being itself - crude, extra nasty, strange, and always with a personal touch.
NaughtyAlysha is a good example of this brand of American raunch, in this case American raunch made in Florida. Starring Alysha, a 30ish, curvy, huge-boobed blonde, you get a solid bizarre object insertion site, plus other stuff including gangbangs, gloryholes, and she even has a section devoted to showing off her cervix. It's a nice looking cervix too, as far as cervixes go.
But the main draw is the object insertion shit. She does it all, everything goes into her voluminous snatch: footballs, baseballs, wine bottles (the business end, mind you), beer bottles, a stapler, a can of soda, a banana, fruit, a cell phone, shampoo bottle, a big candle, a shoe, a bunch of small thin candles, a two liter bottle of coke, a vacuum cleaner nozzle, a water bottle, she sticks a TV remote control up her ass, a couple of spoons, a mixing whisk, and last but not least, a baseball bat (the big end).
You might ask yourself at this point, is there anything Alysha doesn't stick in her pussy?
In her "Cribs" series, Alysha goes around the crib sticking stuff in her crotch. In a vegetable-themed scene she sticks mushrooms in her crotch and then pops them out. In another scene, she sticks a small can of soda in her vag, and her sizable pelvic region is such that once the can is in you can barely see it peeking it out. Maybe Alysha could moonlight as a smuggler? At any rate, you get the gist – Alysha is one freaky babe, and along with being willing to stick anything into her pussy, she puts on a pretty entertaining show while she's doing it. No going through the motions here, but then how do you "go through the motions" of sticking a two-liter bottle of coke in your crotch?
Other chicks show up, but Alysha is the star of the show, so don't sign up expecting to see a lot of other women. Alysha gets it on girl/girl style with at least a couple of different ladies, and in an interracial gangbang scene she shares centerstage with another mature big boobed blonde. At one point she journeys to Berlin where she puts on a live fisting show with another chick at a German sex biz convention.
Video quality isn't the best, but it's adequate. Husband Adam does his best with the video camera and he's showing improvement, but lighting is sketchy sometimes and the camera work isn't always the most imaginative. What the hell – you don't sign up to an amateur site expecting groundbreaking cinematography anyway.
Overall, this site's saturated with all the best sort of sleaze we've come to expect from the freakiest amateur sites. It's all pretty startling stuff, but maybe the biggest surprise is how damn matter of fact and deadpan Alysha is throughout her scenes. Whether she's kneeling in front of a gloryhole servicing anonymous penises or straddling a wine bottle down in the rec room of her house, she sweetly and unabashedly talks to the camera like we're all old friends and like we've all seen this sort of thing a million times before.
When all's said and done, Alysha's just a girl-next-door type. Compared to Rachel Aziani who is naughty but always nice, Alysha seems like a wanton shockporn nympho, but both gals share a down to earth authenticity that's always charming and customer-oriented. They just specialize in different things, to say the least.
Videos: At the time of review, there were 650+ videos of Alysha, 19 videos of other chicks, and 2 archived live cam shows. The number of Alysha's videos is a little misleading. She breaks her scenes up into smaller, more easily downloadable pieces, so it's not like you're getting 666 scenes. The actual number of scenes is quite a bit lower, probably in the 100 - 200 range. A hefty, medium-sized site. Not huge, but plenty here for at least a month.
Alysha's videos are broken up into sections: Anal (fisting, enema play, object insertion), Big Toys, Blowjobs, Cervix, Creampies, Fisting, Gangbangs/Orgies, Girl/Girl, Gloryholes, Interracial, and Miscellaneous, Odd Objects (81 scenes), Pissing and Squirting, Public Nudity, Softcore. If it's weird, she's got it covered.
For most scenes you get the option to download at low, dial up friendly resolutions, in two formats, WMV and mpg. There's also the option to download higher resolution files, all WMV format.
Photos: At the time of review, there were almost 50,000 photos of Alysha doing all the crazy stuff she does in her videos. I didn't look through that many sets, but the ones I did look through were quite good, not vidcaps. Might be worthwhile if you prefer photos over videos.
There are plenty of extras here rounding out what's already a solid site. You get Alysha's journal, guest galleries promoting other chicks' sites, and a bunch of other stuff including games, stories, bonus sites, etc.
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Bottom Line
As always with sites that feature one gal, take a good look at Alysha before signing up because for the most part, she's all you're going to see on this site. After that, the site delivers some of the most out there object insertion porn you're likely to find anywhere. If you're into this sort of thing, you'll want to hit this one sooner or later.
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We also post our updates in once piece, as opposed to cutting them up to make them last all week.
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Thanks to all of you guys for the emails and kind words. We're in Salt Lake City at the moment, so I'll try and answer them when we get home. |
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Quote: Originally posted by Naughty Alysha
Thanks for posting that. My only concern is that it is almost two years old, and things move really fast on the net, so two years is an eternity.
For instance, we use hi-def cameras now, as video quality is no longer an issue.
We also post our updates in once piece, as opposed to cutting them up to make them last all week.
We've added another 20,000 or so images since that review (maybe even more).
I have actually been reviewed by several "review sites" on the net, all with favorable reviews. I have screen shots to them on my join page. Scroll down to see them.
Thanks to all of you guys for the emails and kind words. We're in Salt Lake City at the moment, so I'll try and answer them when we get home. |
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Quote: Originally posted by Naughty Alysha
Thanks for posting that. My only concern is that it is almost two years old, and things move really fast on the net, so two years is an eternity.
For instance, we use hi-def cameras now, as video quality is no longer an issue.
We also post our updates in once piece, as opposed to cutting them up to make them last all week.
We've added another 20,000 or so images since that review (maybe even more).
I have actually been reviewed by several "review sites" on the net, all with favorable reviews. I have screen shots to them on my join page. Scroll down to see them.
Thanks to all of you guys for the emails and kind words. We're in Salt Lake City at the moment, so I'll try and answer them when we get home. |
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